And she can keep in mind. Everything's fine. You got all
that you need the Karianna keeper
the keeper of April 12 2022. This is episode number 10. Well,
hello my queen.
Hello my love episode 10 Yes, it's double digits.
You know now we're a podcast we are if you make it to 10
episodes then you are officially a podcast and you have less
chance of pod fading.
Is that true?
You're asking the pod father of course that's true.
I guess I am officially a podcast. You
just drink from your wine.
Oh, no, I did not.
I thought I saw you drink during the intro. Sorry.
No, I had a sip of water to you know, okay to lubricate my
pipes.
Okay, shall we? Shall we achieve? Yes.
What are we drinking?
Let's let's taste it first. Screw that because we don't want
to embarrass anybody if we hate it. Mm hmm. I think this is the
10th episode. You've gone it's pretty good. It's soft. It has
an interesting little. Well, let me tell you first where it is.
And then how we acquired this. Yeah. This is a Texas wine. It's
from the William Chris vineyards. 2020 This is the
artist blend. Oh, artists. No, the artist in this case is Bella
Zaleski. I think Bella did the the butterfly butterfly on the
front and it's called the van monarch. Oh, and this of course
is a monarch butterfly switches. As you can see you see that
little that little that little gold cross? Illuminati shit
right there. That's the trigger and third eye this is the
monarch butterfly is well known to trigger MK Ultra. This is a
blend of 35% Zero 30% Mourvedre 33% Grenache, Ash 2% tanot and
1% love. Oh, I made that
up. And where did we get this? So we got a bottle of wine.
We got this bottle of wine. This was very very nice. We have this
was left in front of our door. Here at the house and wine fairy
king. The wind fairy came with the did you bring the chips in?
I didn't I don't think we'd want to eat chips in the in the
studio so crunched
up smoke. I'm smoking we popping edibles,
eating chips.
This is Greg Greg. Icon Greg, the welder, Greg Davis. Davis.
And here's what I say Davies, Dave Davis, and his wife Leah
and
his wife, Leah. And now we know Greg and you all know Greg,
because he is. He is the blacksmith who was I just call
it a welder blacksmith. I'm sure he that's not what he is. But he
is a damn good welder. So he's doing a railing for us. We're
here in the house so that people who come we have had people who
look like they might fall off our stairs, when they go to bed
and not up to code. And as we know, that's a lot of forms to
fill out. So let's get a railing. So it's custom which is
gonna be really beautiful. And we and of course he made the
fireplace screen. But Greg is people he's the guy who grinds
up donkeys,
his dogs. He was looking for the donkey for his dog, believe
me. I'm sure he's done it by now. But he heard this because I
called him I said, Hey, we're back to how's your vacation? I
said not so good. We'll get into it and he felt so bad about it
that they said I was thinking Have you got it? He actually no,
actually he texted me a message. He said, Are you doing the show?
This week? Today? We're doing it tomorrow night too. Okay, cool.
People around you listen, this is yeah, the more you talk about
them the more they listen. Yes, that's my trick. Yeah,
I hit somebody in the mouth today. Yeah, yeah. The woman who
was in the store that I was to remember her name, her name is
Christy Christy ball I got her name check. Yeah. Christy
healthy listening was so nice to meet you. So she is
we you know, you're out there listening. Even Johanna my
hairdresser listens.
Yeah, Adam got his hair cut again.
Did I do it looks good. It looks good. Yeah, the color is good,
isn't it? Yeah. Very good. would you classify this as
blonde? That really? Yeah, blonde with a little bit of
gray. So
yeah, it looks good. It should have its own color name. No,
I'd have to think about it.
Like it's kind of it's like Silverfox blonde. I think we
should name it. There's an idea. Shot up curry. Today was just so
so he said, I just want to cheer you guys up. I felt really bad
for y'all.
Yeah, that was really Yeah, I was really surprised. As we
opened the door and there was a package there, and it was just
so much I
came back from walking Phoebe. I didn't understand. Wait a minute
that I walked throughout the whole neighborhood. I didn't see
any cars. We must have come around back and then walked
around the front left it in the front or something like that.
Anyway, Greg, this is a great one. Yeah.
Thank you. Also gave it to us for anniversary, which is next
month. Yeah. We're drinking it today.
Yes. And we're going to try to celebrate our anniversary with
much happiness in South Carolina.
No, no. No anniversary is going to be celebrated here. Back
home.
Well, aren't we doing? It's like an anniversary trip to South
Carolina.
Yeah. Well, it's really for no agenda meet up. But we're
all I remember is this was going to be romantic. We were staying
an extra day.
Yeah, tour Charleston. But remember the last show,
though? I know. I mean, I know that I have something to do. Oh,
no, you don't have to tell me I know. I'm screwed.
That's really good about.
It's hard to get staff these days. I'll tell you that.
Gosh, we get into the big debacle of our
Yeah, and I want to preface this upfront. But this is just a our
experience and what we witnessed, but of course, it'll
come across as complaining and we're so incredibly blessed. And
it's not Adam and Tina. You know, married eight years. We
got five kids, you know, we've saved all year to go to some
crappy ass vacation and we're standing in the airport for
hours and the kids are acting like shits in the TSA is no
good. And then your flight gets canceled. That's a disaster.
Yeah, our disaster was a disaster. But it's we're still
blessed.
Well, exactly, exactly. And I feel silly complaining about it
but at the same time after planning it for a couple of
months and that is how do you have a canceled at the last
minute was just jump in disheartening. Tell us
tell us it's let's share with everybody. Let me set the stage
once a year by take two shows off, right, which is a big deal
because then I can actually unplug and then you know, the
world can just pass me by and it doesn't matter what happens and
we can just be together and be present and be drunk by the
pool. And drunk on the beach. Just relaxing.
We just and yes. And just kind of just shutting everything off
and just relaxing and reading books and just just enjoying
being with each other. And I
was certainly ready. Yeah. Because I you know, it's been a
year yeah. No, no adults COVID Crap. And then you know, the
war, the war?
Well, I'm to think about all the time that went into planning,
you know, selecting the place securing the hotel, making the
reservation fits. Oh, my God fits.
Testing. This is not good. This is the one I want. This is a
Yeah, I understand that. And you know, I love it. I'm like, What
did you get? Do a fashion show? Let me see what you have. No,
you did not fashion show everything.
No, I wanted it to be a surprise. Really? Yeah. Some
things. Yeah. You didn't know what I had up my sleeve? Well.
Well, the green dress had no sleeves. So we'll get to the
green dress.
Anyway. Okay, so we had a we had a flight on Friday morning. And
I picked up my sister on Thursday. So Friday morning.
We're getting up in the middle of the night.
Thursday. I did the show. Then I did another show. Yes. Then I
got everything all done. I was in bed by 11.
Yeah. And we woke up at two because we had a car coming to
pick us up at three because our flight was at 530 in San
Antonio. Adam, we're ready. We got our bags packed. We're just
waiting for the car. And we we both get up to go to the back of
a kitchen to see because we can see a car pulling in the
driveway. And five minutes before the car pulls up. Adam
gets the text at American Airlines canceled our flight
Yeah, the
flight from San Antonio to Miami. And
so as soon as he said, Oh no. The guy pulled up so Adam had to
go out and tell him our flights been canceled. They're going to
try and rebook us. Well, we'll let you know. So he ended up
going I went back to bed and Adam got on the phone with
American Express travel.
Yeah, until six and it was it was a real nightmare because
first of all, we had to kind of Alright, it's okay. The rebooked
is tomorrow from San Antonio to North Carolina, then North
Carolina to Aruba that Okay, so we can deal with you. Do we have
anything planned like because you had massages planned and we
had hashish tasting and all these different menu items. So
it was a Aruba so
yeah, so yeah, so whiskey so I went back to
the way because there's so much more fun stuff while you were in
bed. I finally get through to American Express travel and we
booked it through them. We did away with all our credit card.
Any other bullshit. We have American Express for the points
for the travel right now. Sit, right? That was specifically for
that. And so, and this was booked through American Express.
So I finally get them on the phone, like, Oh, this is
horrible. We'll take care of this, but their system was down.
So she said, I can't do anything until the system comes back. I'm
sorry. We have to call back in a couple hours. But meanwhile,
American Airlines is telling me hey, do you wanna you want to
rebook, you want to rebook you want something like, yeah, oh,
yeah, I want to be like, we want to go so I hit it. Then when I
finally speak to American Express, later, they called me
back. They said, You know, here's the problem, because you
accepted their rebook. Now, they have controlled the booking and
we don't like Okay, fine. It's okay. We know, we, I think our
two seats weren't the great seats we had, etcetera, because
this is this was when I book travel, I really work on it. You
know, I want to get the right seats and see if we can get a
little more room. To them. We go back to bed. At like, 10. We go
to bed at 10.
Oh, the following night. Yeah. To get back up again at 2am.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we get back up at 2am. We are ready to go
with a car comms. We're in the car. We're on our way. We're 15
minutes and Adam gets another text message. Yes, your flight
from North Carolina to Aruba has been canceled so they can get us
to North Carolina. But they can't get us to Aruba until
Monday. Well, they had good news. They said We booked you
for Monday. So you can hang out. It was Monday. Yes. You
can hang up North Carolina for two days. No. So now now we're
defeating just like no, like, forget it, we're not gonna
happen. So back you, you right away, you're like, I've gone to
bed, you got this, boom, you're done. And I got it. And I
understand. So I hop on the phone with American Express.
They start taking care of stuff to cancel the hotel and all this
stuff. And then let's just sleep on it. And we get up the next
morning. And then we what did we decide we're gonna let's just go
somewhere. We're looking at
Florida, because we wanted to go to the beach. And I was thinking
originally going to the west side of Florida, Naples or Marco
Island, but it wasn't there wasn't a direct flight. And we
were concerned that we were going to run into the same
problem that one of the connections would be canceled.
And
I need to point out at this point that through my own
aviation experience, as well as producers in the no agenda
audience who are pilots and aviation workers, I know that
there's an extreme shortage of pilots. And every pilot,
according the FAA can have 100 hours of flying time per month
in the United States or wherever, 100 hours of flying
time to near the end of the month, when these hours start
to, you know, run out and there's just not enough
literally not enough pilots to do the job. And what the
airlines have been doing is lying. They're saying, you know,
computer glitch, whether they're right click through staffing,
they'll say it was so staffing issues, but it's always weather
computer glitch, you know, it's a lie. They know exactly what's
going on. And they just try to get away with it. And they
don't. And in fact, JetBlue I think now has just said, Okay,
we're just gonna do 25% Less flights this summer, because
we're not going to be able to fulfill them. Because the severe
and this is a whole nother story won't get into but pilots have
been treated like shit since 2008. And there's a shortage of
them. And, you know, Pete Buttigieg is more worried about
LGBTQ issues instead of you know, getting more pilots in
Yeah, yeah. So it's a it's a mess. And so you do not want to
fly at the end of the month, which is why we flew the first
of the month, which didn't make a difference. It spilled over.
It's still ongoing. The whole point was my planning was to get
away before this really got bad. And we landed right in the
middle of it. Yep. So then, so we say let's go to Fort
Lauderdale. And let's book with the same Marriott property that
we're gonna stay in in Aruba. Upscale Marriott pegged as
luxury. Five stars. And so, we know that there's so now we're
at Friday think? No, not Friday, Sunday morning, Sunday morning.
And we've got so we already had this. The direct flight we could
get was from Austin. So that would mean an hour and a half
drives. We just said let's go the night before stay at the
Austin airport Hilton. This is the ship we went through.
No, actually it was Monday was we didn't find out till Monday.
Yeah. So we were we would have been in Aruba three days
already.
So so we drive that afternoon. Go to the airport. Actually, we
had some nice sushi in the city, which was kind of interesting
because we went to our old BARCHI Yeah, where we used to
live downtown
can date that's where a second date was right where it is move.
Where were you? Were you I made my move on the first day. What
are you talking about? That was where my move was? Oh, the
second day you went home Don't you remember? Yes, I did. Third
date. There was no escaping. Alone. I think this is exactly
what people want to hear.
Adam got me all sauced up on the third date, we went through two
bottles of champagne. And yeah, the rest is history.
So the second date, I show up, at least 10 minutes early,
Tina's sitting there with cobwebs growing because you
know, she's been there for 45 minutes.
Listen, it was Memorial Day. 25.
You had a tattoo.
I was on the second Martini. You did? Listen up for this date.
Anyway, so. So we go to BARCHI. And it's really nice to be in
Austin to feel the vibe. It's also really nice to know that we
don't live there anymore.
Oh, yeah. Cuz it's completely well, it's a young person city
now. And I
do like it. I do like it for young people, you know, and it's
very excusing young. It's 2020s 30s. Yeah. Seems like a
great place to be. Yeah. Seems like the people who live and
work, certainly in downtown, they are upwardly mobile. They
got money. Oh, they have to in order to live there. They have
to they work for tech companies. So they're doing fine. Yeah. So
So yes, we had a nice little evening, went down, went
downtown, had sushi went and had a coffee at another restaurant
down right down and forgot about them. And then we went back to
the airport hotel. Right, which was actually not bad. Yeah. And
we did that because our flight was leaving at 7am. And we're an
hour easily an hour and a half hour 45 right now from the
Austin airport. So we didn't want we get
on the 420 shuttle from the hotel for 20
Am there's 1000s of people are reminded me of when I had a
newborn getting up like was like,
just 1000s of people. Oh,
I mean, the security line must have been at least an hour long
at 430 in the morning.
Luckily, the keeper living up to her name. Had you had decided to
book us on Southwest business select Yes. Which is basically
the same ticket you get to board a little sooner and it cost you
200 bucks more. Yep. But there's one extra little benefit when it
comes to Austin Bergstrom airport. There's a priority line
and you get to skip the line. Yes and go right to the front.
We're like Sorry. Hey, hey, hey guys. How
are you? Hey, remember to like and smash that like button.
So we thought oh, this is a good sign. This trip is starting.
It's gonna be so bad.
The slides good. We get him get to the hotel. Beautiful
downstairs beautiful staff. We get upstairs to the room.
If we squinted our eyes we were in the luck kingdom. Nothing's
wrong with like Quito.
Airport Hilton was better. It was actually nicer, better.
Yeah, it was. It was just shoddy. It had a balcony with
cigarette butts in the in the planters. One of the Windows The
bathroom was cracked, it was at all it off. Please do Oh, okay.
Because you have written the letters and and spoken to
managers because
I'm a marketer. And I always do surveys, I let it loose on my
survey to this hotel and to survey. That's the marketer in
me. So we get into the room and we're like, this is not what the
picture looked like on the website. There was not all at
all. So there was no there's no dining table in there. So if you
wanted to order room service, you were eating on the bed
basically on the bed. There were no water glasses in the
bathroom.
There was always were like sandpaper. The robes were like
child size. So when Adam barely showed his little booty.
Thank you a little booty is correct. Yes.
The bathroom window was cracked. The tile was cracked. The toilet
wouldn't flush toilet wouldn't flush. The patio was dirty with
bird droppings everywhere that were super butts in the planters
it was just it was for what we had thought we were gonna get it
was so far from them we came to realize was not cheap. What
exactly and we came to realize that the pictures on the website
was actually of the club lounge which we had access to. But it
wasn't the room so it was false advertising. Yeah. And that's
probably what saved saved this trip was the club lounge because
you got free alcohol. So the when we first arrived and we saw
this room, we went straight up and started kicking back
champagne,
right so you get breakfast, lunch, snack. All this all
alcohol. Yeah. And Carlton James, who was up there? Yeah,
in the in the club. He was fantastic. I'm like, Man, I
gotta become a Bitcoin billionaire so I can hire you to
manage the staff. You're fantastic. He really saved it.
He was really at the pool and there's no one there's there's
only one person for this whole pool. cocoons all over the
speaker. The speakers are distorting, we're just
and we're not being snobby. We're just saying value for
value for what we pay per night for that hotel. It was not even
close to what they advertise. And the pool there were chunks
missing out of the pool surface. I mean, it just it was worn and
tired
in the main Pro. So that was that was just a maintenance
issue that was just inexcusable in general. But the real problem
they have is they didn't have staff. Yeah, they did not have
enough people to really run the hotel.
That's a problem every
prices in general. I know ridiculous. Yeah. Because, you
know, we eat out from time to time, you know, like, okay,
whatever, but when you're, you know, in a hotel, you notice the
difference in prices, you really notice it,
so we were just like okay, we're gonna make the best of it. So we
ended up just having dinner in the room that night and that's
when I found the hole in the sheets. And so then the next
day, we're like, okay, we're just gonna go to the pool. We're
gonna order a bottle of rose a Adams gonna drink his obligatory
Irish coffee that he always drinks in the morning.
Well, it started with two of those. Yes. Now by the way, I
know myself so I'm, I have my shirt. I have my shorts on. I
have my T shirt on, you know, under the parasol umbrella. Like
I'm gonna I'm just gonna take it easy because I know I got
in the sun at all and did not put on an ounce of sunscreen but
I wasn't in the sun. You weren't you were completely in the sheet
recovered I actually did put on sunscreen on my feet so that my
feet wouldn't burn.
Here I am I'm slathering up I'm laying in the sun. I almost put
foil down so I could get a nice crispy tan cola olive oil. I'm
in the sand get my you know all my stuff on and, you know, just
to try and enjoy drinking up. So
actually the guy who was at the pool then Travis, Travis,
Trevor, Trevor Trevor Travis, he was great. Like, fantastic gay
guy. Like, I got a great connection immediately. He knows
he's he's gonna be a happy man at the end of this day if he
serves us. Well. Yeah. And he did a good job a great job. And
he brought us the Rosae and that we had a couple other Do we have
another glass of didn't I start with a mimosa that morning?
Probably. When Adams on vacation. It's like I'm drinking
all day long. Pretty
much. So then we're like, you know, let's call the Horowitz's
because they're there. They don't live too far.
In jail. They live in Fort Lauderdale and Adams known
Andrew for years. Yeah, shoot almost 20 years. He actually
does a show with John C. Dvorak unplugged.
And so he's like, Hey, you guys around have some dinner? Yeah,
no, no worries. Come to the Yacht Club where members.
Oh, we I forgot this one little tidbit. So what
do you think people are interested in this?
I think so. I mean, I talked about our disaster. So it's but
one little tidbit. So there's no screens on the sliding glass
doors. So we have the doors open, and birds flew into our
room.
Now, here's the difference between curry and the keeper.
I don't like birds. I of
course, I'm like, Hey, little baby. Let me help you. But I
know this about you. So I jumped up immediately and had
quarantine. There were two of them. Yes. Who came in? Like
Okay guys, let's go to two. Let's get out of here. This is
not what you wanted. Yeah,
I was attacked by a bird in Boca Raton. I had to run for my life.
But anyway, but this was a crow or so it was a black bird huge
Blackbird I must have I was jogging or running.
You have a big
trial for trauma. Yes.
The things from this are only from this incident.
Yes. Because I had to run and hide on somebody's porch. The
thing was dive bombing my head. Like, I don't like bird. I don't
like birds of any kind. So anyway, go back to the Horowitz
so the Horowitz just say join us at the yacht club that they get
they have a boat and they're definitely I would say they're
the life of the Yacht Club. I know Andrew is for sure. And you
know, they always want him to be on the board and stuff. He
doesn't want to I don't think he even wants to do that. So we
meet him there. And this beautiful is nice place. Oh,
it's fantastic. Gorgeous. And we go inside and it's very air
conditioned. And an Andrew is pointing out all this stuff. And
here's we have, you know, here's what we have the dwarf tossing
we have all kinds of activities, and it's really nice. But now
I'm like, I'm getting chilly. I don't feel good. And I get this
incredible heartburn. Right?
Like glow while we're walking around though. Remember when we
were walking?
Yes. And so and so. I'm not feeling good. I'm not saying
anything. I'm trying to keep my energy up and you know, maybe
this will pass whatever. And But Tina has this beautiful green
flowing dress. Strapless was right above the blue badge. And,
and I'm just I'm not even you know, I liked it when we're
We're walking. I like to hold her hand. And so the minute I'm
close next to her holding her hand, I step on her dress. And
then she should be.
Yeah, because it almost went. I know
I know. But then you turn to me and you give me a stink eye
on the death stare like
and I'm already feeling bad. I'm like, I'm I think I'm dying
here. I really feel poorly. So okay, on Dragon and I stepped on
her dress again. I'm walking behind her and I still not now
the stink guy is like on fire. Now,
Mike's social distancing.
Yes, I'm sorry. I literally was not walking. I was at least a
foot from you. I mean, I was so far behind. But this thing was
just long. flowy it was slowly. So we sit down and well, there's
lots of talk and, and I'm like, man, and have a little sip of
the wine. What do you want? Just give me some chowder. Yeah, you
didn't eat anything? No, I couldn't eat. And finally, you
finally figured out you say, Are you feeling okay? I said no. I'm
really
allergies kicked in for one that too. Yeah. So So we're at this
for Yacht Club and Adam can't enjoy it at all because he's
dying inside. So the rest of us are on our second bottle of
wine.
So here's what happened throughout this entire day in
the sun was all this wonderful with all these wonderful adult
beverages. I didn't drink a drop of water. Nope, not a drop.
Nope. So I pretty much put myself into a heat stroke
situation. Yeah. And I will never do that again. Yeah,
yeah. Because you had really bad heartburn all night. Oh, chills,
and then by the time you woke up in the morning, you were fine.
Yeah. He also emerged from laying under the umbrella for
two days at the pool
George Hamilton ladies
guys got a tan like you won't quit. At least I got the tan I
was died for we get home Lisa my sister's like Wow. She's like,
where are your tan? Like I'm the one that was frying the sun I
got nothing and here's Adam not even in the sun looking like
this. Tan God
so so now we've got like two days left. And Enya and this day
is a bus lesson you know? I said didn't Did you recommend it?
About me go to Miami to the Bitcoin calm.
I don't remember how when because because they had asked
me
and I was actually supposed to go but we then we scheduled our
trip and like, well, a Aruba and the keeper wins over Bitcoin
broke any day. But Max Keiser and Stacy had asked me to do a
panel, as I said, so I just pinged him. I said, Hey, you
know, I'm in Fort Lauderdale, our vacations boss, but you
know, if you want me to come down and be on the panel, I'd be
happy to do it. And then I can deduct this whole trip from
taxes. Yeah, the whole thing, which is like the whole thing
basically became one big prep for this show and for the for
the Bitcoin thing. So I went there that was actually quite
great. Although you would coordinated a full on massage
day with pool and, and the massage was good, right? That
was good. But then it the heavens opened up gave us
thunder, lightning and rain.
Yeah, I couldn't even go outside.
So now when I left to go to Miami, you said hey, you know if
they asked you, they won't have wants you to stay for dinner.
Don't worry about I'll be fine. Just have your dinner and do I
want you to feel like you can do anything you want. I love you,
darling. You're so sweet. Yeah, go there. And I really wasn't
planning on having dinner anyway. But it's around, kind of
for 430. And I was at this, like a rooftop thing was Roy from the
breeze app, you know, the block stream guys and we're chatting.
And then you, you send me first a picture of the weather. I'm
like, okay, that's sucks. And then you like, I had some rose.
Hey, I'm doing videos on Instagram. I'm like, Hey, guys,
I gotta I gotta, I gotta go. I gotta Code Red. I got a code red
back to the hotel. And she's doing and she and you sent me
this Instagram video where you're like, You got huge lips
and eyelashes and then your job and then your viewer dragged a
duck and then I'm like, guys, I gotta go. For something bad
happens because she's she's posting this shit. Now I gotta
go. I gotta go. Stir Crazy.
I'm like, Okay, well, I guess you might as well do these
stupid filters on Instagram.
But you're so cute when you're a little tipsy. Because you just
you're about three decibels louder than you normally are.
And alert. You're definitely looser.
Are you saying I'm uptight?
No, no, no, no, it's, it's like, it's really enjoyable when
you're like that. And you're not embarrassing. Oh, you don't
embarrass yourself. I know. You like it? Because you're like,
where's this food? Drink now? I love you so much. You were a
true trooper. I know that. It ruined it for both of us. But
you really, you really held your shit together.
And I couldn't wait to come home could not wait. So we're in the
Fort Lauderdale Airport. Has anybody ever been to the Fort
Lauderdale Airport and the announcements? What the terminal
you're in? The announcements come what every 1520 seconds
for your security. We want to make sure that you check your
baggage. If not, you see something say something. Hi,
this is the mayor. Human trafficking is a real thing
here. So it is forbidden to smoke in the terminal. Like like
we didn't know.
Constantly, constantly. And then another thing was John and Mary
Smith get to your gate because the Doors closing. Like do these
people not know when their flight takes off? Like where the
hell are you in the bar? Oh, yeah. So anyway, we could not
wait to get home and so
yeah, the Fort Lauderdale at that terminal announcement
system is obnoxious. I just non stop and it's the same message
but over and then this one is over and over. And it's not like
with a 20 minute pause or anything now. Yeah, she Phoebe's
a little because I was making the airport. She wouldn't
do well in the airport.
No, not in Fort Lauderdale. No worries, no danger. So
needless to say. I mean, probably one of the highlights.
I got to spend a lot of time with my sister. So she came on
Thursday. So I got to spend Thursday, Friday, Saturday and
partially Sunday with her. That was great. Oh
guys, check this out. This so not only did I marry a keeper,
but listen to the bounty I got with it. Lisa, my sister in law.
She stained our fence our entire fence. And in 8080 90 degree
heat the whole thing that's not a small
three I helped her on the I helped her in the last last last
year. That's just
because there was too much wind otherwise she would have
completed Yeah. She detailed my car. Yes, detail detailed it.
Yes. I mean, like, like detail that. Yes, scratches are gone. I
mean, she did that. She put together the deck box. She
cleaned the screens on the porch.
She put together the deck box she put together but our new
chaise lounge cushions came and she put those together and put
them on the that and then she put up the weather stripping on
the bay door. Yeah, she was like, busy and wanting to do
things
unbelievably kind now. So cool. I know all this shit. I hate
doing
it. She'll do it anyway.
She likes it though. Yeah, she I know. She dug detailing the car.
She kept talking about how much fun that was.
Yeah. And she said she took it to the store. And she came back
and she was looking at the windshield like a clean
spot here. Yeah, so she can come at any time.
I know. Lisa, so easy to be around, too. I love having her
here. And then I took her to the airport on Sunday. And after I
dropped her off. I went over to the whole foods in San Antonio,
because we don't have a whole foods here. And yeah, my brand
new car got hit. Yeah. So that was that was the end of the
vacation week.
Well, to be fair, it's angel is six months old. Yeah.
Well, she's new and she's now shot anymore.
She's She's, she's damaged goods. sloppy seconds now. Yeah,
that that sucks. Particularly because the driver had an
expired license and yeah, he she had insurance. I mean, it's a
whole thing is a mess.
Yeah. So that was our whole debacle over a week. But you
know, we're alive and things. One thing though, that we did
do, and we need to talk about this. It's all my links. Do you
have anything more about vacation?
No, I know. Look, can I guess what you're gonna say? Say no?
Sure. Church. Yeah. Hi, Fi. Wait. Oh, cheers. Me, baby. Are
you are you are you drinking? We're not really drinking.
What's going on here? I'm
my glass is half empty.
I see minus half full. That's interesting.
Huh? Yes. So we went to the Episcopalian Church that I kept
being drawn to. And since we were here on Sunday, and Adam
didn't have to do a show. I said, Let's go to church. Let's
go. Let's go check this church out. So we went and what did you
think?
I really enjoyed it. And I enjoyed it for a number now.
It's it's not a large church. How many people do you think
it was packed though? Because it remembers we're being confirmed.
And
there was a bishop was there. The bishop from Not the or the
backup Bishop, the assistant Bishop
Houston, I
think Houston was the Houston or Dallas, it
was only one bishop for 86 churches, right
like that. And now again, you know, I don't really know how
all this stuff works and you know that a lot better than I
do. Because at a certain point, all sudden, everyone's like
shaking hands and saying, Hey, can God be with you? I'm like,
what Peace be with you, whatever.
This is what this is what I found interesting. So I've been
to Catholic, been to a Catholic service Lutheran services, now
Episcopalian, the framework is the same, right? It's the same,
right? It's, um, so I don't know what the differences are between
all the you know, like the, I guess the the nuances between
the different religions, but it's all the same in terms of
even going up for communion and saying, just repeating all the
different phrases and everything so I enjoyed it. What I really
enjoyed was all seeing all the young people there. Yes. Which
gives me hope.
The whole the whole thing, just everything. The vibe was good.
It was it was like a little mini concert. You know, that's kind
of how I view it just like with different people don't and I
love the
the hymns, like Well,
interestingly, I know we differ here. I do like the the old
school songs, in fact, and I have to see what that was the
first time we did do that how to transition that was that was
like you too, there was there was a it was a great chord
transition. And then I forgot what it was like, Oh, that's
interesting. To me. I just liked the old school. Kind of the way
it was done initially. Because everything else like that,
because I've been with you to the stone Austin. That was a
long time ago. We went there. Yeah, when
he fell asleep. This is funny.
I'm kidding. He was after show you exhausted.
We went twice. I didn't fall asleep both times. It was just I
was at the I fell asleep. But so they had the modern songs. And
here's my problem. To me. It's like, like, do you remember
striper? No, there was like a hairband on
the ad. Oh, sure. Okay,
and it's just like, does something that it doesn't work
for me when you have to do it. There are lots of popular modern
songs that are based around God or religion. But you know, it
takes a songwriter of epic proportions. George Michael, you
got to have faith, just as a as a kind of an example. There's so
many great songs that come that come down to love and believing
etc. But you can't just have a band and then write a tune and
put some god lyrics in there. To me, that's just sucks. So I'd
much rather have the old classic, that I can kind of
deconstruct in my own way. And it's easy to sing along because
it's all like you kind of follow up pretty easy, pretty easy to
catch on. So for me, personally, I like the old school stuff.
I like the modern brick, more more progressive type services,
of which on Easter Sunday, I'm going to the bridge church in
Fredericksburg, which is much more similar.
Wait, tell me what Churchill is
called. Yes. And Julie, my friend Julie Simon. That's her
maiden name. She told me about it. And because she actually
invited us to go to church this Sunday with them and I wish we
could but your show you can go I have to show I'm going to try
going to this bridge Church, which is very similar to Austin
Stone, and I think possibly to her church, which is grace in
Austin. So I like I like the modern spiritual music. I like
it. I like it a lot. So I like raising my hands like all that
she I don't like to raise Yeah, I like I like the guy with the
with the big staff. When the bishop came in, we're like, a
man's God. I was big staff. And I liked the clothes to me. It's
like, I don't know. For some reason. I would not mind going
to bridge or stone I'm fine with that. I'll do my hands. Light. I
just wanted to have my lighter up there. lighters is out.
Hello. What am I talking about?
When we were at the Pitsco bolts church and we went up we we
didn't take Communion but we went up for a blessing
and what did you say after I said Amen. And then thank you.
And then you said Man, that guy needs a tic tac.
Sure that was badass man. Nothing. But then we saw him on
the way out. And he was very interested to meet you. Where
are you from? Where
are you traveling from? He immediately
thought so you wouldn't want to go back that you'd rather go to
the hands in the air. I
want to check it. You don't care. I? I want to check them
all out. I really do. Check them all out.
And I'm open to it. But I'm just saying personally, I've also
I've always liked classical music, as you know. Yes. So
yeah. So I use like, kind of feels right.
We feel I mean, we definitely feel constantly being touched
and nudged by God. And when this whole debacle happened with
vacation, our thought was, could you
please give me some more blood of Christ? I did. Come on.
I thought that there was a reason why we weren't meant to
be there. And it's completely out of our hands. And that's how
I just kind of reconciled it. Yeah, say that, again, it was
out of our hands. We weren't meant to be there for whatever
we in Aruba. For some reason,
I felt that too. I completely agree. And that even when we
said that in the cars, the drivers pulling a U turn. And we
said, Well, clearly not meant to have or didn't want this to
happen. And he said, You know, I was going to tell you all that.
You know, the Lord has a plan for you.
That's really, even though it was disappointing. It was it was
accepting. I was very accepting for me to to just put that in
God's hands. So So yeah, so we're continuing on our faith.
And it's interesting. We've received a couple. Well, Adam
has started reading evidence Demands a Verdict.
Yes, this is a great book. Who is it? Bye bye for gosh,
Macomb.
Thank you. Thank you. So I had intended on reading much more on
vacation, which for obvious reasons didn't happen. But I did
read
because he almost died. Very close to
lucky to be here.
You look great, though.
I mean, I believe a beautiful corpse. This is this is this.
That would be good. Like, dude, it's so sad. He's so good. He's
got color. What was it that said that live live? Live hard, die
young and leave a beautiful corpse? Wasn't that? Marilyn
Monroe or James Dean? What are those two, I think said that.
Where was
the car being in the car or the guy? Oh, the book evidence
demands verdict.
So this book, if you're not familiar with it, the premise
is, it is much more logical. And I'm a very, I'm a very
structured logical thinker, is what I do. I deconstruct news, I
deconstruct media, I remember things really well. And I like
to pull apart how something I like to get to the bottom of
stuff. So you know, Is God real is obviously something that you
can't get to the bottom of scientifically or to any other
method. And this book, starts with the premise that just so
you know, it's much crazier to not believe in God than it is to
believe in God. And here's the reasons why. And just the
written word itself, throughout 1000s of years, how this has
been documented, and in what lengths people have gone to
document this and how printing, production and methodology has
been invented. To, to continue to, to document the gospel. Is
that by itself is like holy crap. Yeah. When you because
I've always thought, if someone after 2000 years was still
talking about Jesus Christ, is he had some massive celebrity
credit, because I know celebrity and fame and it's hard. Even
Beethoven and Mozart, these guys are fading out of memory. You
know, they'll always be there, but not like JC.
Well, that's why I like seeing all the young people when we
went to church. Yes, yeah. And I just read a couple pages of
evidence Demands a Verdict. I have so many books to read, of
which we received the one year Bible, and that came from
Robert, and make sure you're talking to the mic. Carla,
Robert and Caroline. Carol. Carolyn stout.
Do you need some light on that? I think the studio has
everything. Oh, yes.
Robert and Caroline. Carolyn stout. Which thank you so much,
but I have a question. Okay.
Because it's just you just say Kay, okay, okay.
Okay. So start on January 1. Okay. It's April 12. So should I
start on April 12, or should I start on January? I feel like
I'm starting in the middle of a book, though. So if anybody has
any advice about that, so I haven't started because I'm
like, Well, should I start? I think it should I started on
April 12. Because it starts with it starts with the very
beginning. You know, it starts with,
you just have to wait.
It starts with Genesis.
You'll have to wait.
Wait until my question.
This is your New Year's resolution to start with. I'll
read it with you.
Yeah. Yeah. But people,
I can't help. It's so interesting that we differ on
this music thing. And I was just thinking about it. There's
something about it. It actually is the hands thing that bothers
me.
Oh, you don't have to put your hands up, though. Even when I
see people do that. It bothers you?
I just feels weird. I'm being honest. I don't know. There's no
rational reason for it. Other people do this at concerts and
sports games all the time. So I don't know. Yeah.
Interesting. Well, we're gonna just we're gonna It's like a
buffet. We're gonna sample everything.
I have prayed once in a while kind of trying it out. I pray
all the time. I'm doing that to someone sent me the prayer.
You're supposed to say 12 times, three times a day, which is a
Jesus Christ, Son of God. Have mercy on me a sinner. That 12
times. Yeah, I do that. I don't ever get to eat before I fall
asleep.
I don't ever ask for things I just, I'm always express
gratitude. So I don't I just started following a bunch of
people on Instagram, a bunch of faith, faithful people and like
you need to ask you put it out there and you ask and actually
met this woman, the woman I met today in a store Christie, and
she was telling me about how there was a there was something
was happening with her. And she was waiting for a call from a
doctor and and her phone rang and she was reluctant to pick up
the call. And she said she heard plain as day. God say to her
pick up the phone, pick up the phone, and she did it and ended
up changing, like having a huge impact on her life. So
remember, today when Uncle Don said to me,
I don't remember.
So we're gonna see Uncle Don in New York in two weeks as my
dad's Intermot. And he just buried his wife on Meg and Don's
on 94. But I had a session with him 10 years ago, and he said,
you can ask me anything you want. I'll answer as much as I
can. And he's he was a huge CIA guy, you know, Bush senior's
personal national security adviser. Unfortunately, also
involved in Iran Contra, so it's still kind of be all. There's
always issues with everybody, I guess, an intelligence. And he
was very honest with me, and he said, Adam, do you go to church?
I said, No. And I just remember him saying, I really hope you
find a place for God in your life. And I thought it was so
interesting at the time. Yeah, he was this guy who literally he
would sit around at night and say, Okay, we gotta go bomb
North Korea. And we'd have to go and do it. Who was saying this,
it was just really interesting. And then they had the also
Episcopal Church. They had the service front mag, and I watched
it, this live streaming. And it was really nice. It was it was a
great service. Now that's the church where I was baptized. Oh,
St. Stephen's in Armagh. So now with the interment, my sisters
and I are coordinating everything and right you're
coordinating to my sisters, our cords and
my sisters and I
Okay, we've coordinated everything, Adam, here's the
bill. I was gonna say agreements by agreement, and I love them
for that. And that's because that's what I'm good. I'm good
at that. I love helping out where I can Okay. And so my dad
got baptized again. When he was I think 75 And he was losing his
mind and he was you know, in a home and he found a community
kind of like re he was reborn in a way so we knew that he would
like someone to speak you know, a pastor or something at at his
internment and I'm sure the rest of the family who will be there
since they are much more church going than the Netherlands
curries ever were that they would appreciate it too. And so
we're having this this group chat and so willows gotten
father II and whatever, I forget who it is. And yeah, and both I
can see the both of them like well, I hope not too much church
shit rush over. And it was interesting, because I might
have been like that. A few years ago. I might yaps let's not have
too much religious shit going on here. And now and now. It's
like,
you say that religious shit, like, just bad.
speaking honestly. I think God cares if I call it religious.
She's proud of me.
But I think yes, and I think that our marriage tick and being
on this journey together is probably what has changed your
whole thought process about it. Don't you think?
I feel much better in general, just being on this journey with
you? Oh, I really do.
Yeah, I feel the same way.
I we're both like discovering
it together.
Yeah. It's kind of like
all the better music.
Okay, striper back off. Back off striper. Anyway, so yeah, let's
play some striper on this show. Really? No. Oh, yeah, it's it.
That is it is indeed very nice. Yeah, I
like it. Me too. I
like it. Me too, baby. It's, it's fat. And so as to just
bring up this article, which I put in the show notes. So part
of my starting to get really interested was now new Wolf. And
we talked about that her Yes, her sub sect and she just, she
just wrote another one, which was either mind blowing. And
what's cool about it,
you have to read this, it's gonna be in the show notes. You
have to read
this. It's called what is a miracle. And what I love about
it is that since I've been little vocal, we talk on this
show, and people listen to this. But you know, just about our
process, our discovery. So people are popping up like all
these people who I really didn't ever thought about if they were
believers, or they were saved or whatever, whatever the
terminology is. And Dave Jones is my partner in podcasting. 2.0
is a very interesting source. He's
the one that sent you the article. He sent me the article.
Yeah. And it's basically an article about how her dog her
dog passes away and how she finds out a rose, a perfectly
formed rose underneath the surface of the water. And it was
very symbolic for her and it's illegal. Mind blowing, I sent it
to all my friends.
Oh, I knew you'd love it. I knew you'd love it. And what did
Julie say? Julie wrote you something about that? She had a
prediction, which I liked, because I think she's right
there. Oh, yeah. The prediction is looking forward to the
article was she and her husband get baptized Naomi Wolf. Jew,
which makes it even more interesting.
Yes. She said. I don't know that I necessarily want to read all
of
it. No, no, just aren't just about her. But she's just the
addiction.
She said the miracle she inquires about is, is when that
truth penetrates a wandering soul and she accepts the free
gift of grace. You got to send me the essay that describes her
in her husband's baptism and eloquent detail, because it's
coming. So yeah. And I told her that it was that first initial
article about how she was writing about faith and evil and
then faith and how that just kind of started this whole
journey that bet we're on.
Good. Let's talk about sex now.
Okay. Okay, no sex on billion.
This is the moment in the show. We're going to talk about sex. I
know I'm a producer. I know that people okay.
Like good like Elsa says, don't go all Bible Lian me.
Oh, yeah, by really? Okay. Okay, we had our first training
session with Phoebe.
Oh, yes. Yes. Phoebe is still with us.
Yes. She has not been she hasn't been booted. She's not being
kicked off the island. Nope. She's still she's still with us.
She's actually with us in the studio. Yep. We have Holly, who
is our eastern she looks like
Hillary Clinton. She may listen to
the show. There's there she has this. She has her face has the
good looking Hillary. Hillary looks haggard now. Hillary was
cute back in the day
with her little bangs and her Bob. Yes. She and her headband.
Yeah, she said I'm not baking cookies in the kitchen.
That's not what she said. But okay, close enough. Something
like that. I'm not just some little cooking big sand my mom
if that's what she said. You gotta do the accent and
everything. You got to then when she's coached, they think to
black Americans. I'm tired. Normal. I
got hands off. Anyway, but yes, so Holly came to help us with
Phoebe, which she said doesn't have too many issues. But she
can. And eight lessons she could teach her how to get a beer out
of the refrigerator.
It was it was it was I learned a lot. I liked it. I liked this
first lesson. I was like, oh, okay, I see how the dog mind
works is pretty simple. Yeah, it is really damn simple. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah. You have to understand, like do
something as you know. I I'd like to do it really really
well. Yes. So
the very first meeting so it's an introductory meeting she's
like you know, you need to get her this collar it's got a
little bit of a choke chain on it you need to get it and you
also need to get her this jolly because she needs to go out and
she needs to be playing out in the backyard. So
the reason was a jolly ball which is like an oversized ball
hard like hard plastic ball these sizes of these dogs are
like to move it around like rub against it though and they'll
move it with their body that's what they like to do is like
right So Adam, immediately on amazon.com ordered Johnny ball
ordered
College, we get the we get the job. And we throw it outside and
we're like
looked at the ball like what the hell do you want me to do with
that? USC has not the ball is lawn ornament now they're doing
absolutely no take as
a trainer. If if you could teach the dog to play chess with me I
wanted the lawn chess piece. You know the big chess pieces you
can get it do get me a beer. She
literally does not she doesn't care about dances for her bones.
And that is it. Oh, and she's happy to see us. So
she is when there's something amiss she's she's a great
garden.
We have this jelly. If anybody else has a jelly is
anybody want a jelly ball? Because we'll send you ours.
A lawn ornament? No,
Lisa is just just making fun of me the whole weekend because now
you've you started
using it as an ottoman outside.
She said, as Phoebe user jolly.
Yeah, so we're excited about about the training. And we were
we were equally excited when we got home from vacation to see
how excited she was to see. That means that she's truly bonded to
us. So that's good.
She lays on her back tail down. Paws in the air for you. Yeah,
do anything for
you. Yeah, so she's still around. So that's good. But that
has nothing to do with sex. You start off like let's talk about
sex.
Just a tease. Nothing to say this. There's no There's no talk
to share.
But what was exciting though, a couple weeks ago, I was Adam was
you were prepping for the show. I was on the phone and started
yelling like Adam, Adam, Adam. Going across our land and Phoebe
was just focused on it out. We had, I don't know. 2020
turkeys, wild turkey big, big turkeys, big turkeys.
And that's the first time I've ever seen that. And as soon as
she ran outside, she was just she was gone. The turkeys were
gone. They were like, Oh, we're out of here. That was kind of
cool, though. We've never seen those. Yeah, it was exactly
hungry for mashed potatoes. And
it's exactly how they draw. The turkeys are waddling across the
road in the cartoons. They were just like that, strutting like
this.
Huge, but they have the bread like next. gobble gums. Yeah,
yeah. Anyway, so
ah, so now so where are we at now? So we're more tired than we
were before vacation? I am and these are more tired. But we did
kind of agree that if there's a place you're going to and it's
not as good as our own home. We just shouldn't go. No,
I know. We're going to New York next Friday's God, I hope that
nothing happened
now hopefully because this is the this is the ceremony for my
dad. It's a little mini reunion. My sisters are coming in one
from Italy with their kids and her husband. One from Holland
with their with their kids and husband. Oh, he does. He does
come on nice. Christina's flying in. Yeah, and then she's gonna
come back to Texas with us for a couple of days. So please let
the flights work please, for everybody. It would just be so
we got a huge Airbnb with what it were like 10 people, this
should be fun. And so when the three of us arrived with
Christina, they said that you know they'll have Alessandro is
going to cook so we'll have you know a big Italian meal ready
for us when we get there. It's I think we're gonna have a lot of
fun.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. No, don't say that. We are we're
getting there. We're getting are getting
to should we thank a few people.
Yes. I would like to read through the booster grams. A
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on it.
And what you do is when someone he's a nerd, when someone you
when you receive someone signal, you send them your card and they
send you there card in the mail in the mail or email. Oh, no,
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so 95,000 size.
Thank you. And then also wanted to thank my friend Trish. If so
many new Instagram friends, I just love them all correspond
with you
understand that you are now a celebrity podcaster No, I don't
you aren't I don't
feel that way at all. But anyway, Trish, thank you for the
generous $50 donation. But she also send the Midwestern
Survival Guide which is so funny, because it talks about
everything that I was raised with as a Midwesterner. So
give us an example. One example I can't see because the
studio is too dark but but it's how we talk love work, drink and
everything with ranch.
Such a great one
is indeed Can I have some ranch? Get pizza for sure. And I don't
know who I am, but I've started doing that too. Let me get my
pizzas slicing your ranch Iranian
pineapple, right for sure. Right? Is there any more because
you know what do you have any more? Is that it?
Well for you I have so much more but I have nothing on my list at
the moment,
but we did get an email from Robin. Brett Breedveld. And he's
I believe he's in Holland. But he felt Yeah, but a Robin brace
and he said I just finished listening episode three through
nine of your podcasts and I love it explanation point. You have a
wonderful deep warm podcasting voice and your stories are
great. I'm a total totally fan of your sense of humor. Thank
you, Robin. I hope you liked my Instagram stories that I just
posted.
What did you post? The duck face? Saucer gram Rosae
Oh, my thoughts again, show title.
Thank you Johnny for always doing a great piece of art for
the show.
You know Canva I'm not an artist, but he has a few
questions so let's answer a question time a few questions
since I think we deserve to get to know you better. So I'm going
to out answer him. I think he should
I should I should I be asking the questions. No,
I'll ask them. What do you eat for
breakfast just for me or for you? For me,
but let's answer for both of us. What do I eat for breakfast? Oh
my gosh, it varies. Since I I have a complete distaste for
eggs. I have a really hard time eating protein in the morning
which I need to eat.
But it varies I am ovum phobia.
I have definitely ovum phobia, but um, probably my favorite
breakfast is toast with peanut butter and bananas.
I don't see you eat that that very
high. That's probably my favorite. I've been eating what
do you eat on a typical morning? Oh, my Keto. My keto cereal that
has protein in it, which is not my favorite.
My turn. You eat those stacks that are like Oh, haystacks. It
tastes like shrubbery.
Did I say anything about your breakfast? Yeah, true. keto.
keto Feadship. Alright. So it's a fad. Okay. Because I love the
keeper with all my heart. I've tried to keep my, my egg intake
to a minimum. This started a long time ago. I used to. I used
to eat eggs regularly.
It doesn't bother me.
It's just something that I just like she does, because I know if
I may. You're open phobia. I know where it comes from. It's
very triggering. And there's a visual component to it. Right? I
don't do I don't do that. I don't do that. through that. But
honestly, my whites the fried egg whites to favorite egg. He's
my favorite. Whenever I'm in a hotel. This is what I get. When
Tina's not around. I get fried eggs over easy with bacon, toast
and home fries.
If you can get that I don't care. It doesn't bother me.
But I thought that the runny yolk is losing oozing over the
toast baby chicks. Okay, the embryo of this chicken is
sopping into the bread. And I put my fork in there and then
there's a little bit of joke that drips down on my lip.
And I'm like, I'm not kissing him. Dude, you got a breath.
So this is why I long ago were like yeah, I just chill on the
egg. So if anything now I get scrambled eggs because I know
this less yolk yolk that
is love people that is love. But you eat the stacks. He eats
these.
Let me let me try. Again, again, just jumping all over me like
you own the place. Which you do partially. Okay, I have three
basic breakfast food groups. You just heard about one. Sometimes
I'll make that at home sometimes. Once in a while. In
general, I have two different breakfasts. One One is what are
they called? Stacks and stacks shredding. Ready to eat?
They're like they're like a huge pillow.
People know what Shredded Wheat Oh, shrubbery. So I like
shredded we shrubbery wheat shrubbery. We output two of
those pillows in a bowl with a little bit of butter on top
Irish butter that I'll put, since we don't I also don't
drink milk anymore because I've been told that why would you
drink cow pasture. So I have almond milk, and then I put salt
on it. And then I put it in the microwave for one minute and 20
seconds. And then I take it out put some more salt on it.
And then I have to set that up because tasteless you're eating
we know
it's cardboard. Now that I like that because it works very well
for my system. Now, I will alternate that with my other
favorite which is the grid granola with vanilla yogurt.
Yes. And I'll eat a huge bowl of that. Yeah, yeah. supplemented
with a chocolate croissants. Whatever else is available with
coffee. And when we're on the road or in a hotel, I will also
have a large orange juice. I don't know why I don't do that
at home, but I don't. Yeah, the orange juice is only on the sea.
I don't drink my fruit. I just don't drink my fruit. I don't
drink my meals. Amen. So I don't drink. I never I'd rather eat an
orange and drink it orange. So Adams Adams because you go into
different phases. You do a lot of apple juice. And then you do
orange juice
chocolate. I've had a chocolate milk fee. Yeah, yeah. I am weird
that way. I'll latch on to something and I'll do it for
weeks. And then I'm done. Yeah. Cottage cheese. I'm a big
cottage cheese
in the morning. I need protein. I need protein. I'm having a
hard time getting my protein. Okay,
that's question one. How many more left?
Just a few. What was your favorite book as a child? Gosh,
I mean, as a child, probably mine was Charlotte's Web. My
family My parents were not a big advocates of reading. So I
didn't. I didn't develop the love of reading where my
daughters have that because they got that from their dad. They're
just voracious readers. I read a lot more now. But yeah, I don't
remember like, just diving into books as a child. How about you?
Um, there's two, one that I thought of recently, but really
the main. It wasn't just one book was a series of books. It
was Tom Swift, written by Victor Appleby, your Applebaum. And
really these books were written in 1900 1906. But I didn't know
that at the time. Tom Swift was an inventor whose dad was also
an inventor. And he would invent stuff like, like a spaceship in
a submarine or be Tom Swift and his that is undersea laboratory.
And I just and this is very you can tell very influential on me,
invented inventing stuff.
Yes, you're an inventor and Bob's and
putting it together. I had no idea that this was from 1900 it
can tell I think 10 or 12 years ago I wanted to do some audio
books are turned these are all in public domain now because
they've been around so long. You can republish them do whatever
you want. I want to do an audio book. And I'm reading it and
it's like this a lot of right slave ship and they're like, no
master this and masa that from his Not, not really. Just It was
the era 19 119 12 Wow, it was like an N word even and I didn't
realize this as a kid because it was invented by
rival Barry Finn to like it wasn't I love
I didn't like Tom Sawyer. I loved Huck Finn and I, I had my
grandmother gave me both Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in a
in a bound book set. And I remember this because one of
them had a grape jelly stain on it. I loved Huck Finn, I love
when when he was on the raft. The other book was the happy
holsters. And you don't know that happy homelessness. This is
a book about a Florida family that lives on Captiva Island and
they would have adventures and solve crime. Oh,
so. Oh, yes. Nancy
Drew. Yes.
Well, yeah, the Hardy Boys are the Hardy Boys Hardy Boys. But
then the happy holler stirs. They were in Florida. And they
were they were, you know, finding buried pirate treasure.
And then the poachers were after the sea turtle
eggs definite insight into how your mind works. For sure.
Totally. Yeah.
And I'm appreciative of this question, because it brings out
a lot is this. And my parents were very encouraging of
reading. Yeah. Yeah.
My parents were massively I wish mine were two there were massive
reader. My daughter's father was very encouraging of that. That
will be your ex husband. Yeah,
exactly. It's okay. You could say
my daughters are like I said, they're voracious readers. Yeah.
When you get started, you don't mess around. You read a book
like you read right through it. I'm
reading a book now called the Oh,
I'm sorry. Alison is calling she's saying the show's too
long. Oh. Oh, is it? I'm sorry. I just finished finished.
Oh, okay. So the next question is,
what book are you reading rentals? What book
is it the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo? Yes.
People on the plane like that's a great book. Yeah.
To talk to you about I'm a little bit I'm about 100 pages
in I like it. It's it's it's fiction. I like it. Usually to
read a lot. I read a lot of nonfiction books next week. Yes.
Next week starting
Monday. Yes, it's Caribbean week here.
It's Caribbean week. Yes. What does that mean?
It means I'm going to make cocktails for you when you come
home. We're going to have our own little Caribbean vacation.
Oh, yeah. We're going to New York next week.
No, that's Friday. Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm gonna have that.
I'm gonna have effing vodka. I'm gonna put some some. Well, this
leads me to the third question.
Okay, all right.
If you could instantly change one thing in your life right
now. What would you change? For me? It would be I could
instantly change one thing it would be not being so obsessed
with trying to lose weight. That would be mine.
Why Wow, that's a big one. Yeah,
yeah, I have huge, huge body dysmorphia issues and even
though I'm not overweight, I have Yeah, the tackling with
tackling it big time.
You mean outside the fact that you are a beautiful, beautiful
woman?
Yeah, it's just it's embedded from childhood and trying to
learn to work on that I understand. So I if I could
change one thing I wish that was gone because it's a shackle for
me. I know that's kind of a Debbie Downer, but sorry
about change one thing. I would like my dentist appointment to
be over MIT's fix.
Adams going to the dentist, I looked at the dentist. I love
this dentist to new dentist here in New York country. I'm glad
and I looked at him and I said I go you're gonna make a lot of
money off my husband.
I have issues. Oh, time, but I'm looking forward to working with
a really good dentist. Because I just want to get
me to go on hold.
I should be okay. Okay. Thank you for us. Thank you for
offering. Yeah, I just want to get some just fix this shit and
get it done with and then I want I want teeth that will be I can
take I take good care of my teeth. I really do.
You do? You haven't been to the dentist in years. Yeah,
that's, you know, one is divorce. And then I was too busy
getting you sauced up COVID almost died. I was passed away.
You know, it's all the stuff. But Tina made me an appointment.
And I'm very excited about going. I'm not excited about the
work, but because there will be a lot of work. But I'm excited
about getting it all done and just being done. Yeah. That's
good. I'm really happy once once it's done that I'll be
in there so much tied to your gentle. Yeah. Last question.
Have you ever kissed a woman? And I don't mean a kiss on the
cheek? And I'd have to say yes.
Yes, we met where was this? 20 minutes ago when the sex portion
of the show was supposed to kick in. You're doing this at the
end? Well excuse me, this is this is count on the Dutch. This
is a revelation that I I myself have never heard this admission
is that it wasn't it was more.
Stop, stop, stop. Stop. I would like the scenario, the scene the
setting. I would like to know every single detail, because I
feel this is the one and only time I'm going to get to enjoy
anything like this. Please tell me So how old are you? Let me
interview you. So this was your this was your first was this?
Would you say this was a a sexual female?
You're creating something that really is not
okay. That's fine. That's what I do. Was this your first sexual
female kiss? It was not it was not a party joke. It was not
spin the bottle. It was like let me try this. No, it was not like
that. It was Austin drunk.
It was more of a joke. Really? That's how you look so
disappointed.
Yes, it was. It was I have to I know the person you kiss. You do
not know her. She's sick. Can I google her
it was really kind of a joke to to kind of mess with some other
people. That's what it was. So it wasn't anything that I'm not
attracted to women at all.
Cute. Yeah, of course.
That's all I'm gonna say about that. So I mean, it wasn't
anything that I was not like I said it was not like a sexual
thing at all. It was more of a joke and trying to like
Tina, would you like to explore this? Your sexuality senior DNA?
I'm fine. Thank you. I'm happy with where I'm standing right
now.
Am I enough for you? If I'm not enough, just let me know more
than enough. If I'm not enough, you let me know. I'll do
whatever I need to do. Just like Will Smith. Oh. I'll slap a
brother.
Oh, anyway, so let's see if I have anything else on my list.
Oh, I just wanted to give a shout out to Catherine's mom.
Her name is Kathy.
So our biggest fan I understand. Yeah.
And Kat and Catherine told me that Kathy sends out a
newsletter. And she now refers to COVID as the Cuf update Nice.
Influencing millions so I
wanted to definitely say hello to that.
Are we on this newsletter?
Oh, no. Hey, can we get what is? She she's a holistic healer. So
yeah. So I apologize if I'm not characterizing that correctly,
because I've never met her but I hope to but yes, Catherine
shared that with us. And the other thing I have on my list is
like your list. Yeah. Is um, how I had been terrorizing you with
laundry.
Well, so I was
definitely go. I would go. Okay, gentlemen. Let me so if you two
want your your woman to be kissing other women, here's what
you do. Just follow these laundry. Oh, give me a break.
This
is way before I met you. years ago? Um, no. So I was doing
laundry before the trip, because I wanted to get everything done.
And by the way,
if I may say, just a reminder, I am forbidden from doing any
laundry I always offer can I help? My fine. Can I can I carry
anything for you? No, I'm already doing it. It's my
favorite. They're already halfway there. You don't need to
carry it. Now. You should have obviously anticipated this
yesterday. It's just
like somebody's looking at you after you've set the table and
say Hey, can I help? Bullshit?
That's not true. And what happens? dryers dryers anyway, I
think what was it? I think it was
a socks. It was sitting on the ground and Oh, okay. We have
this laundry basket and I tuck the laundry basket into the
laundry room and I'm doing laundry and I'm trying to get
ready for the trip. And was it the socks that was there? I
can't remember the socks is on the ground. I'm like, where did
these socks?
Okay, stop. So typically, when the laundry basket is not there,
not just I but you also put stuff in the spot of the laundry
basket so that it can be included in the laundry basket
and I put a pair of socks there. And then it was some remark I'm
going to paraphrase. I'm going to paraphrase. As Tina is
walking with a basket full of clothes somewhere. It's like, so
you're so
much on the ground. No, I was in the middle of laundry.
So what did I do what I do gentleman, I picked up the
socks, and I bundled them with my dirty t shirt and dirty
underwear and stuffed them away, waiting for the basket to
return. So that when the basket was there, I could put them in
the basket. And this was some surprise to my wife. She's like,
What? Why would you do that? I don't understand.
No. So I came back and go with the socks go like where did they
go? And he turns around, he pulled up his bundle that he hid
in the closet and I go, Oh my god, I'm terrorizing you with
the laundry.
Yes, you are. But there are things.
I know this sorry.
I know there's things that women do for men. I know there are
things you do for me that I don't even know. I don't need to
know them. I know they're things you put up with that. I don't
need to know. This is what men do for the women they love.
They hide their laundry smart.
If they're smart. They will do this.
I'm sorry. I'm terrorizing the laundry. I didn't know
I enjoy growing old with you.
I really didn't know you have always said that grow grow
old was me. And we're gonna have a good we're having a good time.
Yeah, we're having a good as time.
Yeah, we are. Yeah. And I know we need to come to an end. We're
out of wine. Once we're out of drinking. Yeah, drink.
Greg, yeah. Thank you. It was good,
for sure. Thank you. And I just wanted to make this one. Final
point was that, Julie, my friend who's bought the property here,
your future girlfriend here, she's her grandma's book who
went through the Holocaust. And her grandma passed away a few
weeks ago. And so I just wanted to, to honor her and and I read
her book all about my life. And I looked at her documentary,
which was on HBO and I watched which her speech on when they
won the Oscar for the documentary, and it's just, I
don't know this woman, but for some reason, it just touched my
heart so dearly. And I didn't watch the documentary. I did.
And I just want to
say that I wasn't I watched it at work. I would like to walk.
Oh, it's lovely. It's absolutely, because I know a lot
about the Holocaust. I would love to see that. Yeah. And so I
didn't Obama give her
the Medal of Freedom.
Didn't he just recently on 60 minutes, wasn't there a piece on
her? Oh, I
don't know about that. But he did tweet when she had passed
away and so I just want to put that out there that she did pass
away and said My condolences to Julie and her family and and you
like I said, even though I've never met this woman, I'm just
like, it has a piece of my heart. You know, and it just
even having not met her. I've met so many women like her I
already feel like I know where I look for I look because I
growing up in Holland. You know, I I grew up with my friends and
they would have grandmas who had numbers tattooed on their arm.
Yeah. Does she have that she must have.
I'm not sure but her name was Gert. Gerda Weissmann Klein. So
anyway, she was 98.
Well, you know, once Julian, Julian, Ben and the whole clan
move out here. We'd have to start a new podcast.
Yeah, exactly.
It's called the Fred freaks.
So I've gotten you got anything on your list? That's about
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I love you too.
We love doing this podcast. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. You
everything's fine. You got all that you need. The periodic