And she can keep in mind. Everything's fine. You got all
that you need Karianna keeper the keeper for July 6 2022
Episode number 16 Oh, oh hello my queen.
Hello my love I always did you do in that air guitar
because they do it so well because I have
to jump out of your seat yeah
this is how get into the mood is like oh yeah I finally created
the keeper. Hey waiting two weeks for this
now I just want to say hello to all the cork soakers Hey
cork. That's hard to do that when it doesn't quite roll off
the tongue. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to be very deliberate in my in my words, because who
knows what could come out. But I do like that I do like our
listeners called cork soaker.
It seems to have uptake you know, people seem to like it
like okay, cork Soakers. Yeah, it's good. And several people,
of course, had seen the skit and you know, originally years ago
or whatever, brought up some good memories. Hey, let's, but I
don't know, let's toast as we always do. Okay. You asked me
What are we drinking? And I always say we're going to drink
first and then we'll tell the peers. Here's here's to Episode
1616. Sweet 16. Here we go.
Oh, that's full body. Oh, yeah. That's the Italian wines. The
Lizzo of wines, right? This is this was selected for us by I
believe this is Dylan from vaudeville. Yes. Yep. This is
Tolosa vino. No bill the Montepulciano nice Italian.
Yeah. Good. Enough. Do you want it the orange team? A goody.
Goody. 2012 Let me see. It's it just says 2012 Red wine. Okay,
got it. It's I don't know. And so why don't we know anything
about this? Oh, 14% Alcohol is rather high. Oh. Tonight. What
do you think? Oh,
I think it needs to open up a bit. But it's
been opening up. I'm sure it's been opening up for a bit there
in the in the decanter. Well, let me say
our official taste testers here.
Gotta get used to it. Okay,
it is it's very full bodied. Very, very. Coming off of a
martini that you had earlier.
Yeah, come on. Now. It's this is Wednesday. Let's be honest about
it. We go to we go to this fantastic place called martinis
and in Fredericksburg, which is a martini oyster bar, right. And
who's the manager?
I was Elizabeth.
I threatened we would talk we would talk about her. She
manages the place we always sit at the bar because I
love the vibe because usually they have live music and it's a
Frank Sinatra. crooner. It's a
Mexican guy singing and Frank Sinatra like American song
books.
Yeah. And it's a cool vibe. It's a little place there's probably
10
numbers somewhere. I don't like this is a guy who I'm going to
want to call one day for some for some kind of
remember his name. So are you looking it up now? Yeah,
cuz I think if I remember correctly there tonight
though. No. Yeah. I don't know what days he comes
on.
But if you come to Fredericksburg, you definitely
have to check out martinis. They have all kinds of martinis not
just dirty martini. They've you name it. Espresso cucumber,
right. Yeah. Right. And then since Christmas last year, they
put on the menu, the muscle and clam pot soup. It's butter soup.
It's BS, basically a stick of butter, some kind of cream
products, mussels, clams, and then garlic bread. And you just
want to you just want to like the
waiter said he wants to like you.
And it's fulfilling. You're like,
oh, veteran doc in certain places.
Oh my goodness. Anyway, none of that is important. Okay, because
this is a very exciting time of the year. This is a time of year
it happens pretty much every year. And yes, and and there's a
lot of excitement here at the Hill Country compound. Because
it is that time once again, it is almost the keepers. And
timestamps. Still I want you to know everybody that when when
this event is coming up, we are all alerted weeks in advance.
With little hints like you better make sure all the girls
send me a card. I want it through the mail from my big 60
Yes, I'm going to be 60 this year, which is which is crazy. I
can't it's crazy. Look at you. Well, I'm not embarrassed by it
anymore. I'm proud of it because I feel like I do
look so first of all, you look so fantastic. Well,
you're my husband, you're supposed to say that. And we all
know your eyes are gone.
My eyes are going my teeth are going my ears are going
so but no I'm proud. I feel like I don't feel any older than 40
Baby I had to go through two wives to get To you, I mean,
there's a reason it's not just because of your money,
obviously. It's the whole package. The whole package is
good. It's really dynamite. So the way the whole package
because Tina has birthday trauma, you can divulge whatever
you want to this is not my story to
turret these were not very, they were not very strong when I was
a child. But in my previous relationships, they weren't
really as they weren't celebrated at the level that I
liked them to be celebrated.
Now, as a kid, we're birthdays a big deal in your house think
we got a cake? That was it? You know, wasn't wasn't anything.
Like? I don't know why birthdays are so important. Can
you tell? Let's, let's explore. Let's, let's let's explore
what's going on? Can you lay down? Can you remember a great
birthday from from your youth from the past something that
really that you love that made it great.
I had a 16th birthday party in my backyard. And I wanted my mom
to buy beer for all my friends and did. And we made a bunch of
friends in the backyard. So that was that was fun. Oh, that's
cool. And I would have to say it wasn't an probably until I met
you that my birthday started becoming really celebratory.
Well, and my, the culture that I grew up in in the Netherlands is
the birthday. I mean, this is I don't know, if it's still that
way. I think it must still to certain to a certain degree. The
first thing you do is when you hear it's someone's you know,
like someone's birthday. You also congratulate their family
members. gratulations with your brother. Oh, congratulations
with your son. I'll congratulate you and congratulate with your
colleague at work. He knows like, oh, wow, that's so great.
It was so celebrated and must be the birthday boy or girl gets a
chair that's decorated.
It's my birthday weekend.
Oh, yeah, no, no, they don't do that. It's one day and then in
the evening, then all of the family comes to the birthday
house. And they sit in a big circle. It's always the same
people in the same circle, typically in the same spot. We
all have coffee, we may have a second cup of coffee. We have
some cake. And then we tell the same fucking stories that
everyone's always told. And it goes around the circle. But it's
cool, you know? And then of course, sometimes, you know
someone gets a little too drunk or coffee. No, because we after
the coffee is when the liquor comes out and other stuff
happens. Yeah. But that's a typical Dutch birthday. And it's
always in. Let me see. Yeah, gifts, obviously. Yeah. So
you're not you know, we've been together for a while now. You'd
like kind of some certainty with your gift. Just like here's the
list. I know. You buy for me. Now you didn't you didn't even
you didn't. Yes. Okay. I've made some booboos. But there was not
so much a list. It's like, here it is. This is
I there's nothing that I really want. I mean, I there really, I
don't need anything I have every I felt incredibly blessed. But I
just wanted to say the reason I asked Adam, I'm like you make
sure that my daughter's send me a birthday card. Because I don't
want I don't need anything. I don't want anything. But my love
language is words of affirmation. And
it has to be through the US Postal. Preferably with a stamp
that you love yourself.
And I love I love getting cards. I love people writing things to
me. I just do. I love that. And so yeah, that was the intent
behind that.
No, I understand. And so of course, that now, in the past,
I've done cool things for your birthday. I know. And, you know,
this birthday, you were very clear for months. I don't want
to party I want to do anything, but I want to do this. Just like
you're kind of So meanwhile, your sister Lisa. She's calling
me she's she's texting me. She's like, What are you doing? What
are you doing for Tina's birthday? Well, she doesn't want
to think oh, oh, right. Okay, you think that's gonna work? You
think that's gonna happen? I said I'm very confused now.
Because yeah, Tina really doesn't want to think big. And
then And then so Okay, so then you she's gonna come in, come in
tomorrow and then you know, we did get the beautiful dinner.
What's it called the kitchen? What's it called? Backup
So Friday we're going to get matching tattoos and I'm going
to get up yes, you and your sister and my sister. Then
Saturday we're going to the kitchen, which is in
Fredericksburg up on a hill so we're going there for dinner,
right? And then and then of course you but you've planned
all this yourself. But then you literally will say I'm just
planning it all myself and so to me, I'm like wait a minute, was
I supposed to I was told not to plan anything. Now I hear I'm
just planning it myself. What did I screw up? Did I do
something wrong? Am I doing the right thing here? I thought I
thought I did what you wanted
and no you did. You did exactly what I wanted. But then I was
like, oh, we gotta do something on my birthday. So which is
actually Mondays seven elevens Slurpee day. So first We're
gonna go to 711
No 711 around here. There's no 711.
Anyway, and then I was like, let's go to a winery. Why not?
Let's go to a winery and it started out me and Lisa and then
then now it's 10 people. I invited people that I want to be
around that are fun. So yes, so I have some really nice new
friends and old friends that are coming. It's gonna be good.
It'll be good. It'll be very low key.
Yeah. No. How do you feel about this? This particular birthday,
this being the big six is the number matter at this point.
My friend Christy had becoming Yes, Christmas coming. And she,
I was telling her about it and how, you know, I was having a
hard time and she said, she was so complimentary, like you are
and said, you know, she
must be blind as well then. It's a contamination. It's a catchy
contagious here.
I mean, her words are exactly what I needed. And I know you
tell me that all the time. But maybe I needed to hear it from
another woman. But her words were just celebrate it, you
know, just just be present to it and celebrate it. And I'm like,
You know what? Hell yeah. I take really good care of myself. I
have a beautiful life. amazing husband, beautiful daughters,
lovely sisters, a group of friends that are amazing. Yeah,
I'm going into it like, good, full throttle.
Yeah. And I just would like to say on behalf of all men, those
who identify as men. We've got to come to a place where when
your husband says you're beautiful, that you can't just
reply to my husband, you're supposed to say that. Because,
you know, your res image. But just from a broad perspective, I
think that there is obviously you know, you're not going to
break down the person you love. But if someone says that, it's
nice to just take it and just recognize I think all I think
all men would like that. And oh, man, I'm sure in lots of cases
where like, she's looking pretty harsh today. But baby, you're my
queen. Because you are. It's all facets. So, but at that moment,
that's the man just needs to not be pushed away. Yeah. Okay,
baby. I'll
embrace you right after the shows.
And I'm honest, because I'll say, babies. You look tired.
It'd be like, take that. Take that off.
I hate those pants. No.
So yeah, I'm just going. I'm so looking forward to my sister.
Yeah, so yeah, it'll be a good weekend. We're gonna have a good
weekend. So you're going to Austin for these tattoos. Yeah,
we're going to get word get matching tattoos. What are you
getting? Their little avocados? And then I'm getting over Kardos
one with the pit one without a pit
who gets the pit so I get the pit? Have you already done Lisa
know that she's getting the whole?
Yes, because she said Which one do you want? I'm like, well,
since it's my birthday. And then I'm getting a ring tattoo. I'm
getting a tattoo down my finger. So
yeah, you're slowly you're starting your sleeve. Basic.
well underway. My hands. I'm still virgin.
I know. I know, one of these days.
Yeah, I think it's something like rip across a dotted line or
open here. Maybe that's something I should adopt. Dash
is open. Here you
go. There you go. But yeah, so no, I'm going into 60 I started
jump roping.
This was crazy.
Yes. So it's part of this I do this workout app and she has a
jump rope. So I bought a jump rope series and so I bought it.
Man that is hard. Jump roping is not easy.
I used to be pretty good at I could have double dutch Believe
it or not. I could
you do it singly like fast.
I think at one point I could probably I could do the crossing
and all that really? Oh, yeah. You know, double dutch see the
Dutch thing is because the Dutch jump rope a lot. I grew up in a
jump roping country. Yeah,
no, but some reason with this,
like do two circles while you're up in the air or two or three.
Well, she's like, you know,
do jumping jacks while you're jumping and one leg one foot and
then one foot in the front, one foot in the back. I'm like, I
can barely just jump rope.
But I'm sure I could do it. I just choose not to but one day.
I was asking him you want to work out with me? Yeah, no,
I don't think so. So so the studio is located next to Tina's
workout room workout room. It's basically two bedrooms except
the this bedroom was now studio and your bedroom was now workout
right? And so I'm in the studio. And um, I think I was getting
ready for a show or something was it was a Sunday or Thursday
I don't remember what it was and I and all of a sudden I stand up
and take my headphones off and I hear this electric crackling I'm
like oh shit. First thing I do is reach my pocket my vape like
something where a lighter is going click click click click
something like good lighting the gas like what the hell wasn't or
there's a wire shorting out now, you know, I've got a new gear in
the studio like, trying to do I smell I think burning
up your shoe, literally. And it was a shoe to smell
did you think your shoe was doing because I moved my foot on
the carpet. Oh shit. So it's only on my shoe. I'm opening the
closet. I'm like, What the hell is this and then all of a sudden
it dawns on me. This is some weird ricochet sound of your
rope on the cement floor that's going underneath the wall here.
And that made that ticking sound and I laughed my ass off after I
figured out but I was a little panicked. I mean, it's just like
an igniter.
I think of the guy and get smart. Remember Get Smart we and
the phone.
smart dude. Yes. The phone and issue. Exactly. Yeah.
I think if you like
oh, that was exciting. I was excited. That was a highlight of
my week everybody.
Listening to your shoe, or we did
have a sad moment you weren't here. This was pretty
interesting how how attuned we are to each other. So I pick you
up because your car's in the shop which is you know if you
want to rant about that for three weeks now Your card for a
minor fender bender repair.
Yes, three weeks, no communication, I had to come
anyway, that's just driven
you up the wall. So of course, I'm delighted because I piled
Phoebe into the car and we drive you every morning and you know,
all five minutes like, Hey, we're gonna take mom to work.
DVS all excited. She's all drooling and shit. And that was
great. And so but also pick you up and I had a busy day. And
then something happened here. And so I didn't text you like it
normally do you know? Yeah, I think if you Yeah, I don't set
an alarm or anything. Yeah, Caitlin. I love blue. Yeah, that
is all. Yeah, I love you. That is all Yeah.
So animoji
a clan peach, raindrops cupcake. So I picked Tina. If she gets in
the car. She's already got this face. Hi. Hi. I didn't hear from
you. It's nice to hear from you all day. All day. By the way,
when you don't hear from me all day. Do you realize I didn't
hear from you all day? Oh, this is true. Yeah. Oh, I'm just
like, wow, if you don't hear from me, isn't the first thing
you think he's choked. And he's
laying. I think I'm like, Oh my God. I wonder if he's alive in
the studio. Because you used to
just text me and check now. It's like, okay, he's just didn't
text me. And it's like, oh, no, I was busy. But of course, I
eventually had to let it out.
Yeah, we got into the house. I was like, I wasn't going to tell
you this. But
I wanted to show key Actually, I wanted to keep it for the show.
I wanted to keep it for the show. On one day, two things
happen. So the first thing I did not tell you about oh, is I'm in
the shower. I taking you to work. I'm in the shower. I'm
like la dee da I turn on the shower, and I see a fucking
scorpion is walking in the shower. Oh my gosh, my feet and
his going out of the shower. It's an open shower. Towards the
towards my towels on the ground and towards the mat. Oh, my he
was he was not drugged yet. The product had not gotten to No,
no. So all right. And it was like what? And I'm just like, oh
shit, man. And I'm naked. And so
yeah, of course you're in the shower. Blow always.
You don't know what happens when you're gone. So I grabbed my
slipper like,
oh, it was quick
for him. Was it a normal sized Scorpio?
It was it was it was it was a fully functioning
Scorpio. That was like the one that I found. Yeah, but it was
in the shower. Oh my god. So I
was definitely going to time the story like not something you
want to hear at the wrong moment. I believe women need to
hear certain things at certain times.
Now I'm going to be looking Yeah, so can everywhere right?
You noticed it could have bitten your foot?
Yeah. So the dead cat in the pool. Which was the second thing
that happened on this beautiful day. You know, I wasn't getting
like I'm not gonna tell you I'm not gonna text you Hey, Chad cat
in the pool. But it took me a little bit first I'm like I'm
looking at and it's a black and black white white feet is just
in the deep end kind of half suspended. Yeah, I mean,
I come in the door and he goes, I wasn't going to tell you but I
might fully you
know what I said is okay, since you're you're questioning why I
didn't text you or anything. That's right. This is why
because I got so busy with this and then of course I immediately
threw had to shock the pool. Had to backwash, you know, had to
put the Polaris thing and you know, we can't be swimming in
cat water.
I just felt so bad for the no me too. I don't know when he fell.
On the pool,
yeah, must have been at night. And then I had to fish it. Oh,
yeah.
Didn't you weigh like 50 pounds really
heavy? Really? And you know, I got him on the net. I know. It's
like, Please let this net be strong enough to Phoebe. No, no
way. No way. But you know, and I took it way out way out yonder
and deposited it and the next day Phoebe was like, Oh, what
are those birds doing? I'm like, oh, yeah, they came right I
don't know
if they're vultures or big black
turkey vultures and things. Yeah. Eat the baby fawn. That
was our lungs, which is why I knew I went the other day is
like, gone. cheekbone. cheekbones. Job, Job.
I guess it's a certain circle of light.
Yeah, it is. Well, it was kind of jarring. Because I've never
had a cat drawn on my pages. So it
makes me so sad because I think about how it probably tried to
swim and then it got tired. And then it's saying, oh, goodness,
you're making a whole movie of the week out of it. Yeah, if you
think that way. That's gonna be bad. But that's living in the
country. Baby. You got scorpions in the bathroom and can't fall
on the pool. It just happens
just happens. made me sad. Made me really sad. But I
do think that just you know, with you, it doesn't work
anymore. I can't I can't hold anything back. I was just kind
of I'm gonna wait for a better moment to tell the store. You
don't want to come home and the first thing I hear is dead cat
in the pool. No, no, I was gonna like ease into it. Oh, you know,
hey, by
the way, you know, I was really bummed out though. I was really
bummed out. That was not a good story. Good story. Hey, I want
to say congratulations to my girlfriend Teresa and her
husband Carl their grandparents now Oh, that's right. Her
daughter just had a baby girl Her name
is do we have it? Do we have pictures? Yeah, hi
la isla. Her name is Isla it's I S L A
but it's like LA East LA Bonita
no it's not because I said it was her name East LA and she
said no. Well, why is there an S in there then? Why not? Just i e
y e la All right.
All right. You just Compounding the problem because I'm sure
she's thinking the same thing. Doesn't want to tell her
daughter just yeah, like what do you think is this? Oh, yeah. So
she's she doesn't want to be have pictures of new human
resource. Pictures. Well, how come you haven't
shown me? Because we're doing a show.
When did you get the pictures just today? No. I bet you got
him yesterday. A couple days ago. Oh,
sorry. I was. So yeah. And I said to trees, I'm like, Oh my
gosh, do you remember when we brought our babies home and
newborns and we didn't know what we were doing? She's like, Yeah,
like Yeah, Adam and I just experienced that the other night
with Phoebe. She was up all night barking like a freaking
newborn.
We've had to bring her into our bedroom. Oh my God make her go
to sleep. And she's she's been quite the
she's been a handful lately. Something's go she's been
honoree? I don't
know. So she decided a couple of days ago, she decided, well, a
couple things happened. She had a very traumatic moment.
Yes, Adams trying to socialize her with other dogs. And well,
no,
I've been I've been really bad. I've been trying to socialize
her with people. The people the part I think
we got that down.
We got that work. Yeah. So like, let's try another dog and Sir
Mark Hall. Who doesn't know him? He was going to drop by and he
said, You know, when it was the third was it the third of July?
Yes. On Sunday. Yeah. And he was gonna stay at a hotel. He's
gonna bring his dog and his dog is a
and sheep thinks it looks like a miniature Collie, but it's not
called that. I don't know. What's name is Laddie and he's
so cute. He's six months old and he presents his plays and he
does everything that Phoebe doesn't do.
Exactly. So he says, Can I bring them over? Yeah, okay, but you
know, like, our dog might bite your dog to death. So just so
you know. We'll see how it goes. He's okay got the crate so I can
always put her in a different room. And so when they arrived
and Phoebe goes on the porch and she can see everything Oh my
gosh, and and this dog this dog doesn't give a shit no lady
doesn't care ladies not even for instant attention and routine
and this is this was the trauma I'm convinced of a teen is just
like oh you do everything see me doesn't do like the dog can't
hear you. She's right there. Everything Phoebe can do doesn't
do. And Phoebe was like a little calmer now so okay, I'm gonna go
get Phoebe bring it bring Phoebe and Alicia and she makes it
sound we've never even
oh my gosh, she was blood in her I'm like
okay, this is we didn't wait long for this experience to out
you go and then said you got to put Laddie in the cage in so
Phoebe calm down. I think no, I think it really fucked with
their brain. because as the other next day or so, then she
doesn't want to eat her food only if you put it down. You
know it has a little stand her bowl because she's up high.
She spoiled. Yeah.
She wouldn't even drink the water unless I unless I put the
water down in front of her. Here's this dog getting back at
us for the
show. You
gave Laddie too much love in in five. Yes.
There is a cotton ball sitting on my nightstand in the morning
to say hello to Maine. She's smiling and all of a sudden she
eats the cotton balls like
cotton while she'll eat mulch, eat rocks like now
she will eat her dog
food. Well, not unless we put it down in front of her and sit
next to
her with her. Yeah, I just think she's I know we're being played.
But
is this normal? You just adore her? I am the sucker of all
super suckers. Yes, you which is why I need a grandchild and
make her some eggs. I'm gonna make her egg. I'm gonna go make
her one egg. I'm not gonna make her two ways. I'm making her two
eggs. I'm like, Are you gonna season it for her and some
butter? I'm gonna say to toast.
Toast would have been a good idea. Actually. Why did you say
one egg? I was like, Why are you so stingy with one egg? It's 100
pound dog. I'm gonna get the pug. And I said it. This is very
interesting. We don't have many disagreements, but this is
definitely one of the things you'd be like. I would give her
one egg. I'm gonna give her two eggs. And then lady like, just
one egg is enough. Like, what is the thing with one egg? Why? Why
not? Two? It's 100 pound dog. I'm just gonna scramble it in
the pan real quick. Hey, like, I put well I think it should be
one egg like this is now world peace. First of all, who are you
to even determine how much egg is too good. Why am I even
thinking of Miss ovum phobia? 2022. Because
here's my thought process like, you're just adding you're adding
an egg to add flavor like it she doesn't need an abundance of
eggs. She just needs it mix in. That's how I was like one egg is
plenty. So and we had it like spoon feed her basically to get
her to eat.
You know what kind of the cool thing is, is that you have this
big ass mouth, right? But you're the first one to sit on the
ground spoon feeding the dog to be quite honest. You're the
first one and then you'll and then you'll laugh at me. She's
just playing with you when I'm sitting there doing it like it's
just playing. Yes.
That was it this morning. You're like heating up the water. Put
water in. I'm like, Oh, brother. I roll my eyes. What am I doing
at dinner? What
do you put in warm water and the dog? Just like the best lip?
Yeah. Okay. I know. You love her so much. And you love taking her
in the car. And it was sure buddy. She's ready.
Well, she's fun. She's fun to be well, she doesn't do much at
home. She does nothing. She
sleeps about 18 hours. No, she jumps up and protects the house
if she happy to see us in the morning and then yeah, she's
she's
happy while she's happy when you come home.
She's still a jerk with the pickup truck. So we have no
idea. What is the issue with the pickup truck?
We don't especially if it's slow moving then she freaks out.
Yeah, we just don't know how to like it. We don't know. Yeah.
Oh, goodness.
Anyway, yeah. I'm very excited about your birthday. It's going
to be fun. It's going to be great. Friends, your new
friends. Yes. It's if I just saw I understand. We're not going to
have 60 candles on it. No, we're not going to have the number 60
on it. No, no.
We are the dazzle would be good. That dazzle
and your name perhaps. And and the frosting is a cream butter
cream? Yes. And it is a chocolate cake. Okay with
buttercream. Just to make sure Okay, making sure that's all
correct. You have
roses. And roses. No on the cake on the cake. No, it doesn't
save the people at HEB know me well. Let cake ladies is at that
time again. Did she give me the list of gifts you're supposed to
buy Adam Yeah, forgot that. Okay, time for the cake. You're
the
one who asked me what do you want? I'm like, in what I told
Adam I wanted was I wanted a cross neck close. And I wanted a
Bible. That's what I told them. Yes. Yeah. With my name embossed
on it. Oh,
well, that's a very personal thing. Yeah. So the other one
you sent me the direct link. Oh,
my chair. This is a nice one. It makes it easy. I've done it a
lot. Essentially the direct link for everything. Yeah,
you didn't. But you didn't send me a link to a Bible. That's why
it's kind of personal. Like how big do you want it to be? Yeah,
that would that's almost like buying a purse to be quite
honest. Yeah. If you kind of pointed me in the right
direction that would be easy. Yeah.
Oh, let's see how you do. You never you never do you never
give me ideas. Oh, you gave me an idea last year when they I
got your gun. Yeah, that
was all I want. Want it and now in September I have no idea. I
want a grandchild. I can help. Okay, well then I don't need
anything else. Christina threatening. She's threatening.
Okay, yeah.
They're saving. They're already talking about how they're going
to raise their child. Oh, yeah. What what, you know, concerning
internet and so they're already thinking that way. Okay. All
right. Christina told me is my 31 year old daughter. She said
that she's there over to her boyfriend's mom's house. She's
had an operation to taking care of her. And the TV's on here
like it is also at her mom's house all day long. She said to
her we never watched television and I walk into the room just
the TV is on she says the frequency is so low that I get
depressed not even just the flickering. And of course that's
true because it's, it's 60 Hertz. I mean, it's way below
our own brainwave frequency. She's just drags you down. You
can feel it. You can feel how it drags you down. She's very
in tune to her body to
Yeah, that was interesting. I'm happy to hear that. So yeah,
give me a grandkid that that is not hooked on the internet and
I'll teach it how to drive a truck drink beer and shoot a
gun. There you go. Yeah. What's your what's your name?
What's your uh, your your nephews and your niece to say
this hell yeah.
Well, we've had we've had one come by so far. And for the
other two. Yeah. How nice was it our Fourth of July celebration
in Fredericksburg.
Oh you know Yes. But I wanted to go back to before you go to that
when we had Mark and Laddie over and so I gave Adam had to work
and so I gave Adam a list to go the grocery store to get some
the things I told him to get some BrightWorks and some feta
cheese and you come home and how many packages Okay, three people
how many packages a bratwurst Did you buy
five well so the
three of the same kind to have a difference? First of all,
first of all, I was pissed at myself that I hadn't thought
ahead and I've gotten old check meats because they of course are
the brought worse you know? They're all porn suppliers have
no agenda nation. So I was like, Oh, crap, man. I thought we
still had some or something. So you know, because we have the
freezer. Then of course, I don't know much about Brad's so um, so
I'm looking at I get these that were you know, in the meat aisle
broths. And like other like pretty good. Let me get some
jalapeno ones with like, shatter. I don't know. There's a
lot of sounds kind of good. And then I walked past the other
islands like here's some more broads and like, I don't know
which one so it comes
home with 25 broths.
We have selection, selection, pet selection, and then the feta
cheese. I'm like, Okay, this is the brand I know we've seen
before. But I see here. Here's one with light. Always a winner
with the ladies. So I'll get both using the light yellow
regular. Yeah, you didn't get why not to light. This light for
reason.
I wanted full flavor. It only
has one bioengineered food ingredients, which everything is
fucking bio engineer notice.
Has a bio engineer. Anyway. So yeah, so we have a we have a
boatload of bronze, so maybe we'll pull them up on Monday.
You want to see my broths I got some dynamite looking routes.
Oh, alright. Then what did I Oh to Fourth of July?
Yes. Fourth of July. Yeah. I wasn't feeling too great.
They were not you. In fact, you even canceled because it was
like it's still kind of sinus thing. Yeah. But with paint,
literal painting your neck, which was like
a swollen lymph node in my neck. Yes.
So I get up. I'm taking a shower. Like, why taking a
shower?
And you just, it's nine o'clock in the morning. You never take
shower ever? I
know. You're not feeling good. I know. But I know the parade
starts at 10 I'm like, Well, why don't we go Chris? No. You're
like, Well, okay, well have fun. You don't want to come with me.
Feeling well, it's hard, man. So I know what to do is like Okay,
hang back to come in. Like, okay, I want to go with you. Oh,
yay. Now it's good. Now the world is good again. It was
really cute. It was nice on Main Street. Yes, it was. It was
really cute to see, you know, local merchants who have their
floats and the local political peoples and you know, the
classic car guys and the axe throwing Fredericksburg, Axe
Throwing. We gotta find out, we gotta go throw some x we
found out about that. I found out about the theater, the
upcoming place.
Apparently, it's pretty good theater out here. And then
also my favorite was the Wii. And I think this got the most
applause. It was a huge banner with an AR 15 and said, Come and
take it. Yeah. And people were just clapping with that.
That was pretty obvious. Yeah, that's
what it was a nice night and it was packed. People get there
early. They park there.
You want to get your pickup truck. Yeah, it's basically
tailgating on Main Street. Yeah, it was cool. It was really nice.
Of course, we didn't have any fireworks because of the
dryness. We haven't had enough rain, so I'm kind of glad
because TV doesn't like fire. She does not and still kind of
fun to watch. Yeah,
but it was fun. Yeah, we're kind of getting into our little town
here. So yeah, that's good time
we are getting into.
Yeah, we are. Yeah. So that was fun, but
we need to meet some more people I know we're deprived of. Well,
I guess it's it's not really the season. It's not the season in
Fredericksburg.
Yes. It's too hot. It was like screw that being too hot. Yes.
On Sunday night. Our AC went out. Yeah, morning right
before the show. What was that? No, it was no it was Saturday
night. No, it was I was at
church remember? And I text Oh, it was Saturday.
Because we went to bed with all the doors open? Yeah.
And it was we were trying to get the coal in the house. We have
two units so only bedroom unit went out. But then I was worried
about your your frog friend.
My frog friend,
your frog friend that night? Every night? Yes.
Okay, hold on a second. Just because you don't shut down the
compound at night doesn't mean you can stop right have to talk
to him
slimy.
He's at first time he's not slight. Okay. So but by the rear
garage, we have a door and you can open the door just for
humans. And it's right next to one of the air conditioner, air
compressors not not the one that went down. That's for humans,
not cars, and dogs. And so between the garage and that
compressor where the light is above it at night. There's a
drip tube from the unit, which is open. And in that drip tube
lives when he wants to be wet a frog and when he's hungry at
night he comes out and he's not slimy he's more like rock kind
of like a rock formation on him. Yes, like he's being he's
definitely big. It's like a bullfrog almost but not not,
doesn't have the book. And he sits there and he waits for the
bugs to come down you know, in the light and then blue. And
every night he's there and every morning, either he's still on
the hunt or he's in his little tube in his in the little pipe
and he sticks his head out and he's like hey, listen He every
night.
Say goodnight to the frog. I go what's Yes.
What do you mean? I say goodnight to Phoebe. I say
goodnight to the frog and to you. All the animals are at
peace frog. It's like things grow. Dare I say? Little House
on the Prairie? Yes. Good night. Mary. Ellen. Can I John boy. I
reread that. People. No not I reread Little House on the
Prairie and Little Town on the Prairie.
Yes, I saw it in the Kindle. It's
a lovely story. And it really reminds you where America is
coming from and it's really worth it. It's so easy to read.
You know, 100 years ago, not that long. When you think about
it. People want came through here in a covered wagon with two
horses, a dog, some coffee, some tobacco, some flour, some sugar,
some salt, and an X and X and maybe a nail. And that was it.
And they survived and then they build towns and then it's really
I'm impressed. It was nice to remember that
when you think about people who bitched today about not having
well I think about coffee about the
kids how excited they were when they got a hog because you know
now they had a hog and they could have piglets and they were
so excited because finally it could roast pig tails. Back in
the day, it's like you got the pig tail and he helps
slaughtered the pig and you would hold it up against the
fire and he could all crackly and like basically a bacon
stick. But you can't imagine a kid doing that now that freak
out if they had to cut the tail off and go heat it up over the
fire.
They wouldn't do it unless the lips yeah had to just so
many things that we've been removed from him. To me and in
this relatively short amount of time. Yeah, really 233
generations I guess you could say more? Yeah, but yeah,
it's I know Adam shared this and actually he read a portion to
me. Whenever read it, it
was different. He went like
John Boyd
simmer down wanting to reach them to like,
Well, that's good night, John. Boy. What? Okay, yeah,
Mary Ellen, Sue Ellen. Mama, Papa, grandpa, grandma. I'm John
boy.
Who played who played John boy.
The guy with the mall at the mall? Yeah. I forgot how it's
sad when the I guess I'm the guy with the hair. John, not John
Denver. No, he's very successful actor and he's done. He's also
been directing. I was never
fan.
Michael Landon was Paul.
Yeah, I was never found. No, of course not. Now I watch the
Brady Bunch.
Right those heathens are in the Partridge Family and like the
godless, saintly, Engels family. You watch the heathens over.
We like the 70s You know, so a rip to our vegetable garden is
not looking good. Yeah, we were so excited about our vegetables
and we got I think three tomatoes.
Well, the heat I mean the heat screwed us. I think that was the
real problem. This heat
look good. We are not farmers.
Well no, we're this was our first try. Give it another try.
But we have to plant a little bit earlier. We have to come you
know coming before the summer because that's it was just
crazy.
Although my basil my basil is doing really really well. No,
you have you looked at it
closely. It's getting pretty scorched. Yeah, I even check the
water supply and everything. That didn't work too. Well.
Are we gonna do? No
more need to do is we need to have friends who grow
vegetables. We have our beef. We have rice. We got lots of rice.
Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of
eating on Instagram. I've been addicted to mock bang videos.
You know what those are?
Okay. First of all, yes, I used to be addicted. Back. Let's go
back. You're addicted to Instagram.
I like Instagram. I have a lot of friends then.
You're addicted to Twitter.
I'm been backing off on Twitter. I can't stand the outrage
anymore. You're
addicted to Instagram. Yeah, I'm awake. Okay. Mukbang so this is
no this is a disturbance in your brain. Which is food related?
Because that's what mukbang is. The problem I have with MK bang
is the sound I'm just not really interested in
as SML s ASMR isn't it as?
Why am I saying ASML ASML is something different as it must
be know what
it is to the McBane they're eating cake. So I'm I'm tying in
my love of cake decorating with watching them eat cake. It's
kind of weird. I don't know. I'm just intrigued by it. I'm like,
You know what? That's not real cake. That's all whipped cream.
That's easy.
But can I ask you a question? Yeah. Do you ever look at your
screen time
know when that when that notification pops up? I just
delete is a notification it's actually warning you hear your
screen time has been you're addicted you're addicted on your
phone a lot to
this is your standard reply. Go away. I do not have this
addiction that you have. This is very different. And it's okay. I
just wonder Do you feel at the end of the day like you've
achieved something?
I'm in the know. I know it.
I know it. You know all about the cake. No,
I you know what? I don't I don't follow any celebrities anymore.
I don't follow anybody. That doesn't bring me joy. That
people that I follow bring. Bring me some joy. lately. I
just been keeping joyful with the mug bang.
Okay. All right.
I don't know why it's very odd. I don't know. I'm a dog dog
videos. I love dogs.
I just wish we had a website. I've given you all the tools and
everything. I just busy. Holy crap. Oh, sorry.
Later,
very generous poor. Thank you very much.
Yeah, so I know I am getting a little tired of Twitter though.
I'm just just everybody's just bitching about the same thing
and nothing ever gets resolved. And it's just a waste of my time
there was this
really interesting was the video was Mark Dice. And I sent it to
you we were talking about it. And and I looked into it. It
turns out that just by looking at someone's brain composition,
what what piece of the brain are bigger or larger? You can with
75 or 80% accuracy predict if they're liberal or conservative,
but about independent. The hardest hardest to see because
they have a little bit of both. But no surprise the the amygdala
has a lot to do with it the fight or flight and as it turns
out, people who are very liberal, the amygdala doesn't
function the same way as people who are more conservative. So
they don't Is it functions differently? Well, they they
don't have an immediate oh my god, I've got to fight or I've
got to flee they have Oh, that's interesting. Oh, interesting.
And so the spoiler at the end is you really need both kinds of
people for society to work because you need people to
protect and provide those will be the more the like the
Warriors, the more conservatives. But you also need
people to invent iPhones, you know, it's kind of, then that
may not be a great example, but you do need people who try
things, etc.
I wonder if they've done studies on people who have had prolonged
use of Instagram?
Well, I can guarantee you 100% that Instagram has done all of
this research for decades and they know exactly how to keep
you glued to your system. And so you're probably not getting, you
know, some would call it a bubble but they are they're
probably playing very much to whatever works for you and it
could be a multitude of things, I just don't like the idea of
some company doing that to my brain. That's, that's what
really pisses me. I don't I don't mind messages. I don't
mind emails. But when another company is serving up the next
thing that I'm gonna see, and what it is, that could be
shaping my opinion, that's why I don't like
I don't tell him. I don't look at who follows me or the number
of followers or I don't look at any of that. Oh, that's that's a
lot of people get a dopamine hit off of that where I don't I more
interested in
your successful podcast or you don't know I don't need that
dopamine hit anymore. It's amazing producer.
Your dopamine hits baby. I'll see you after the show.
All right. So what else you got on your list? They're much
because I your
you had the whole list. You had all this stuff that you'd
written down what else you have on yours? Well,
I know I mentioned that on the previous show how I reconnected
with my older sister Laura. And so yes, we've been talking a
lot. And she amazes me. So I don't know if I mentioned this
on the last show. But she makes clothes for advertise advertise
avatars on Second Life. Did I mention that on the show? No.
Yes. So she has made a business into making clothes for
advertisers actually
living in the metaverse and she's working at the metaverse.
He has like a whole shopping
mall. I'm like, I'm so blown away by this that she has
created and has made a nice, pretty decent living by creating
clothing for avatars. And so she was showing me how she does it
to show me her Mall. And all the different and how she has things
on sale. And I'm just amazed by that. Not only that, she makes
jewelry and she paints and she's unbelievably creative.
I think it was 2009 or 10 is when I first saw Second Life and
I got into it for a bit that I was like, Oh, this is pretty
cool. You know, I got to our own the island, you know? Yeah,
yeah. Yeah. Because even then that virtual currency, the
lindens, which is very interesting,
she's saying she was telling me about the lindens. And she she
taught herself all of it.
And I found that basically the end of the day, all anyone wants
to do on there is just have sexual bone each other.
People get married,
baby, pretty much. Everything is realistic. It's basically atomic
Gottschee. Okay, it's a highly customizable liver Tamagotchi.
Yes, back. Of course. These things come away. People like
taking care of something. And I think like a pet rock. Well, a
baby of Second Life can grow you know, stuff can,
man. Well,
that's a lot of responsibility. why people don't want that.
Yeah, well, we need as babies. Yeah, we need more babies
anyway. But
the whole second life thing I was just, I was just amazed
waiting for you to download it. So I can see you get sucked in
and have to do an intervention
because I have an avatar for you. I have one for you. You
don't have to create one.
You'll probably be like with eight foot long legs or leather
with high cut waist like this. No force. That's what you want
with. With wings. Yes.
But anyway, just I was just fascinated, just really
fascinated because this is a whole nother world that I know
nothing about.
Yeah, this is what the world of the kids a lot of kids live in
these worlds now World of Warcraft. What's the what's
fortnight? Well,
yeah, I don't I've never been a gamer. I don't know, meaning.
I remember. I remember exactly where I was. I remember the
moment when I took the Commodore 64 And I put it into the
cupboard under the TV and went I'm going to focus on my
television career. This this thing right here. That will suck
me in and I will get nothing done. I wonder if there's
a there's a certain personality aspect that's just
predisposition to really because gene likes gaming, right?
Doesn't he gain isn't a gamer.
You guys don't know if he's a gamer. He's kind of I mean,
he'll
he'll remember he met. He likes kitty.
Kitty. He likes as a surgeon or friend in Austin. But I've known
him where he'll literally sit in a truck simulator and drive
across Russia in a truck in real time. Oh, he's like I'm driving
across Russia right now.
In his basement.
Yeah, he does have a basement in his bedroom. He just he gets
into that. But you know, he bops around he gets immersed in
stuff.
I've never I've never gotten into any of that at all. Ever.
I tried Grand Theft Auto and I just orations for it and I
couldn't listen to the radio. I'm like I should be doing this
radio show. How can I do a stream for these guys and I'm
already done. With a game like Yeah, I know something about
killing hookers that just didn't appeal to me. It's like, oh,
okay, no, no, no, no, I don't like Doom that's what's where I
left my games. numr doom. No. Oh goodness was a DOS game. And you
literally with with your arrow keys you turn left and right and
your spacebar was the fire button, you know, and that was
that was it. And you went and fired against Oh no, I
played stuff like Pac Man. Tetris. Yeah, back in the day
Candy Crush.
Did you do Space Invaders? Yes. That was cool. Right when the
asteroids asteroids. Asteroids. I loved asteroids. Remember Pong
Pong? Well, that was the basics man. That was that was the first
sheet you got at home. And then it got faster. And then the bats
got smaller. Like what? Wait, hold on my back. And then you
had always you get this shitty controller to your sister. The
one that had the little crust in it that had jumped a little bit
you know? Oh, man. Good times. On Paul can. Mario I remember
Mario played Mario a lot. Yeah, didn't have that now. Well,
Christina like Mario. Yeah, I got her into all the Disney
stuff on her computer early. Yeah,
yeah. No my girls had what were those little Nintendo things.
What were those things? Do
we have Nintendo Wii?
It was a little handheld. I for Gameboy Gameboy. That was but we
never had we never had games on the television. Never. Good.
It's put my put my foot down. Nope. So the same
way you like. Put your foot down and Phoebe's food. literally put
your foot down to sit next to her and feed her.
I guess I'm as much of a softy as you are.
You're totally a softy, but I like it. I like your your gusto.
I'd like I like it. You start off. Yeah, I smell bad.
Dog. She's just a dog. Remember? She's a dog with my
girls when she was barking that night which was valid. She was
barking about Santa Barbara she's a dog. She'll be quiet.
Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark? She's a dog bark but
should we should we maybe let her sleep you know our bedroom?
Okay, like I love that I wanted to sleep on the bed and no, I
really don't even we're sleeping
no way she's
great she's right to sleep next to she's big and warm
shocked by this Adam curry. I'm shocked
only because you weren't here. Oh no, I know there's no in
between does nothing can replace you came back pedal back pedal.
You might Queen nothing nothing can replace you. Nothing. Oh,
she's scratching like a crazy
dog now do you want to think deep? Yes
I do first we have to think we missed one and that was
like an intro we need like a cork soakers intro
I was looking for some jingles quarks quarks Joker's? Yeah, no
no we
need to make make we need someone
to be creative. Oh, where are you? I do three other shows.
Tina's got her Instagram so could you guys please do some
work that we don't know how to get to this so birthday
I'm busy
are are very see if I have this whole do have this here. Right?
Yeah, I do. This is circumference. Circumference
John in Perry County Pennsylvania. And so he did send
a booster grammarian last week and so he sent us this note is
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by the way, I was disappointed when I did not hear my donation
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course you know stuff
to Adam like figure it out. You're my producer Come on.
Pretty much. I'm going to assume that you just didn't notice it
and not that you ignored me I sent it through the fountain app
let it let me tell you it was a bit of a pain to get set up but
I figured it out at least I hope I did, too. But you haven't
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We're not too proud to ask.
We love the emails. People send so many nice to really kind
people. Yeah, really?
What else going on? Baby?
What else is going on? Let's see. Um, well, I'm going to
officially join the church. Oh, yes. I'm gonna officially join
the bridge church.
What does this mean? When you join the church?
I don't know. I'm gonna reach out to the pastor and officially
join because I'm there every Sunday. Right? And yeah, I want
to join. I want to start. Yeah, I want to go to Bible study. So
I wanted to get and we so he's been focusing on a series this
summer, about the Holy Spirit. And I think we talked about that
earlier. What was interesting is I got an email, both my emails
here from second, I'm not sure. From John, John nunley. And he
sent me an email and said that his wife's uncle, John Lynch,
was going to be a featured pastor at the church. Yeah, it
was. It was not this past Sunday, but the Sunday before
the knives guy. Ah, spoon knife.
No, no, he was the guy that talked about how he used to do
acid. Oh, yeah,
I remember him. Yeah, he was he was really he was he was really
good tense
about how he developed his faith and everything. But it was so
interesting because John reached out and said, he's my wife's
uncle and that he has shepherded his home church for 30 plus
years. With a ven revolutionary message of grace that started
with some hippies singing worship songs, He now speaks
across the country, and at times the world with a simple message
that God loves us and gives us grace to cover Austin. So he was
an amazing speaker. But like I was saying
that was he considered a speaker or a guest pastor?
I don't I don't know if he has his own church. But he wrote a
book
to tell you, man, because of course, I watched the service.
It's I'm preparing for the show. And sometimes I have to pause.
And of course, luckily, I don't have to listen to the music. As
we know, it's so odd. I know. And if I were there, there, I'm
sure it was
my hands were up baby.
Buttercup, can you do lighter?
I can lift my phone, I think if I lived in fire probably would
not be good. I'll put my phone up and wave it.
So I always try to I try and catch the opening prayer doesn't
I want to I kind of know the format. And it truly is a
format. It's a and I mean this with respect. It's a great show.
I mean, the whole service is a show, of course it has a format
is predictable.
When they do the readings before the gospel. They think them the
guy do the different readings, which are which is amazing.
Yeah.
I just like Pastor Jimmy. Cool guy, right?
Yeah. But he was talking about the role of the Holy Spirit is
to carry us and that pay attention to the opportunities
to help us bear witness, you know, and that we're enabled and
empowered once we leave church. And so kind of what we project
out, really can affect people. And it just, it's just, I get so
emotional at the beginning of church, I have to actually grab
a Kleenex because I'm usually tears are usually going down my
clutch your pearls. I don't wear fun of me, of course.
If I can't make fun of an of an around church, and I want
nothing to do with it. I'm pretty sure humor is a big part
of church. It's got to be good. It's a big part of God for me.
And now I know people like they're my friends like, Larry,
this is what, I'm a little jealous about that. Because you
know, you you're meeting all these people and what they say,
Well, my husband is at home, he does a podcast. He's working.
Please. Please don't tell them when doing a podcast. You do?
Don't you know, I see you're embarrassed about my husband as
a podcaster. Yeah,
he's my producer. And he, he's a day trader.
And he's my pool boy. He fishes out the cats. That's
right. Let's see. What else do I do? I deal with people you
can't.
Anyway, so yeah, so I'm going to officially join the church. And
then I'm going to start and it was your suggestion to get more
involved? And I'm like, you know, yeah, because I've been
wrestling with like, what oh, I'm just I'm not content like
I'm my job is not filling my cup. And I need you I reached
out to a local nonprofit here because I've done a nonprofit
experience. And they didn't respond. And
it's unbelievable. Their whoever is on the info at that thing.
Don't even have a donate by now. But my goodness, the number one
people don't donate to charities, because they're not
asked.
That's right. So anyway, so yes, I'm excited about that. And I've
been really enjoying the summer. So happy
about that. Because, honestly, part of my morning prayers is
always please guide Tina away from Instagram. No, that's not
true. But I but I do not think I have a problem. No, but I do I
do seriously, have you in my prayer, you know, so that you
can find your way because I know that you're not content to what
you're doing. Yeah, that's why you're on Instagram all day.
Because when you're busy and you're liking it, and you're
interacting with people, then yeah, you do entirely different
stuff. And in my head as I'm walking down the road, you can
give our address if you want as I'm walking down the road, and
the sun comes up in the east. So it always hits me right in the
face. And I just heard this maybe to volunteer something at
the bridge. Yeah, people are always at churches always
looking for people to help. And there's always cool stuff. Yeah.
And I wouldn't mind meeting some people. Yeah,
I know. It's
that I'm so tired of the show business people. So tired of the
Laura Logan's and all the restaurant tours to me to be
amongst our people.
But my friend Julie for my birthday, she sent me these
personalized cards that have my name and different scripture.
And oh my gosh, and so I have it sitting on my dresser and I
change it every day and I read it. So I'm just really invested
roughly
for showing that. We're going
to end with this. Okay, I'll tell you, sorry. Oh, do you have
anything else on your list?
Now that you've produced the show so you guys Allison's about
to call and tell us we're going to launch we should get
just a couple more things. I do carry the show so
we we privately have agreed I'm it is Tina show. I'm the
producer. Oh no I just I'm support pillar.
There's a couple of other things I want to tell you. So Shana
Shana is a dear friend of mine. She actually reported to me at
Ronald McDonald House Charities. Gosh when I started there when I
started my job there eight and a half years ago and she's
absolutely lovely person and so she's the one that that watches
Phoebe. And so
when she can fit it into our busy schedule, just
everybody loves her and so she wants to see me so I saw she was
on Instagram and I saw she is she's bird sitting again. I'm
like you're watching the birds again. I go is this the bird
that the couple this couple that that owns the birds that Shana
she was watching they said the bird I guess is old and they
said look if the bird dies, just wrap them in foil and put them
in the freezer
I guess they're prepared for that. So I meant to mention that
on the show a while ago, but I was like whoa, that's pretty
creepy. That'd be I guess when you tell her Oh, sorry. I guess
we could tell her Hey, if Phoebe sometimes Phoebe.
Freezer with a cow in the garage, so take her room when we
get home. Yeah.
The only other thing I would just want to talk about before I
close the show.
For you close your show.
Is what we've been watching on TV.
Oh, yes. Okay, we've watched a number of very good things. The
bear the bears fantastic, which is just outstanding series. If
you'd like cooking, everyone likes cooking. If you'd like
Chicago, it's fast paced. It's very fast paced. It's it's
American story. In a way. Yeah. Very American story. Great.
Great little Sherry's fantastic sleeper hit sleeper hit of the
summer. And
one of the guys in the show. He didn't have a prominent role. He
was one of the guys that was standing outside that restaurant
that kind of the goomba guy, I guess. A big guy. But anyway, he
is the brother of Lisa and Tony's friend Athena. Oh brother
was one of the goons No, he's no he's actually he's he's the guy
that fixes the video machines. Isn't he's got him.
He's another guy that they had to go outside and talk to to
kind of move on argument. Oh, what are the goombazz? Yeah. And
then also, we watched the unbearable weight of massive
talent with Nicolas Cage.
Very fun movie. Very movie. Yeah, only Nicolas Cage can make
fun of himself in Hollywood in that manner. Very well done.
Yeah, definitely. Nice twist. Good story. Yeah. Action. Very
matter. Funny. Funny. Funny, funny, funny.
And then we're watching lute on. So let me just say something.
Hold up, hold up.
So I can do me if you want in this original scenario and see
okay, ready? You say oh,
it starts the bear the bear first. I said do you want to
watch the bear? And you're like, No.
Do the voice you're like, I go hey, do my voice do my voice.
There you go. No, I'm not watching that. That's it really?
That's what I said. Yeah, no, that's
what I said about about loot not about the bear. You didn't know
loot was like Maya Rudolph. She's a woke sir. I'm sick of
her and I want to watch her. That's what I said. Yeah, I
go you want to watch it? No, I don't like my Rudolph. I'm like,
Okay, I guess. I guess the decision is all yours.
You didn't ask me Yes, question. Do you want to watch it? No, no.
And then we were so bored there was nothing nothing left. Come
on guys. You know what I mean? Well, it's like this this the
last thing you can try? You know not what you know what in the
High Castle i couldn't slip in Man in the High Castle new or
loft? I don't want these parts Lost in Space. I watched last
time you were done. You're gone. It's all done. I don't watch
Star Trek
see Leno's Garage
I can watch them on YouTube I watch Yeah, me It's okay. Please
Mike Lutz right scary loot is very funny.
Apple TV Very good. Do some some pretty good show. So
that's why they're not making any money on it because they're
spending spending good money on Tim good shows. As much as I do,
because she irritates me. Okay, my Oh, come on. Wow, that SNL
crowd that just also they know what all mask wear and shit
brains. Sorry, I was wearing masks at the end of SNL. Like
they've just done a whole hour and a half of sketches and
there's beating on each other, they're kissing each other,
whatever. And then at the end Oh, Goodbye everybody will get a
bit mad. You're the one that always bitches about it to you
like what did you
know but you obviously are really affected by it. I know
okay, I need help. So I wanted to end the show. How are we on
time? Yes, perfect. So my friend Sondra, who I've been helping
out she produces a magazine here in Fredericksburg called The
Best of Fredericksburg. And she
has a very famous magazine she is you get around I have I have
Mike. The traumatized ex cop. Yes, I have Greg the gong the
donkey grinder Yes. You have like a Sondra produces the
magazine and Fred. Oh, these people? Okay. Yes.
Anyway, she is unbelievably talented. She has this
entrepreneurial spirit that just exudes like
she's a new business every minute she
is she says no to nothing. So
hey, that's good. That's like my NO to NO to nothing.
She says no to everything. Everything. No, she says no to
nothing like she everything has an opportunity. I guess it was
correct when her kids were little. Yes, I am the
communicator. You
are you are. You got a degree from Dave. Right. I'm sorry,
Paul. Where'd you get your degree from? Salem? I don't have
a degree. Hello. I have Connecticut School of
broadcasting
Connecticut School of broadcasting. I have to do hard
knocks baby. That's where you ask. Right? Okay. Anyway, so she
she made these conversation starters for her kids. And that
can be used for adults too. And so she showed it to me
explain what this looks like. So that it's a it looks like
it's like a shoe like a shoe polish tin. Yeah, shoe.
Round shoe polish Tim? Yeah. Or like chewing tobacco too, right?
Yeah. So it says tell me about you conversation starters. So I
was so intrigued by this. And I was like, oh my goodness, I'd
love to have that
party or
talk about things. Why don't we pull up two of them and answer
the questions. And then yeah, we answered. I
answered. Good. I like this. I like this game. As long as we're
honest. I like this. Yeah,
me too. Okay, so for me, and then I'll answer it.
I wish I had like some music or something. That's a little dry.
I have a game show music. So
Jeopardy. Yeah,
I do have something Yeah, hold on a second.
Well, if this is a permanent segment, well, we're
definitely going to need okay. See when lose orj That's right.
Everybody has time to play we lose or drone where questions
are asked Tina asked Adam a question if he wins he wins if
he loses otherwise he gets hit by a drone. That's right.
Welcome everybody to win lose or drone. I have a tagline even
with that when our drone? Okay, we lose her drone. Here
we go. There's no wrong answers. Somebody's not gonna be dropping
a
drone. Okay, first question.
Tell me about your first love.
My first love love like, that would be I would say Barbara
Rutherford. Barbara, Barbara. But like when I was a Barbie
when I was a kid, right? We're talking with your first love
Barbara Rutherford. I was at the International School of
Amsterdam. And she was also at the International School of
Amsterdam. That funny enough, she was from Dallas, Texas,
which to me at the time seemed like a mind blowing. Like, you
don't look like a cow girl at all. And I was really smitten
with her. I drive are
you? Are you
sure? Well,
really? I think you knew you were in love at 12
Okay, so I mean in love in love your first love. Well, first
love.
Don't say me. No, but
what is what is lush baby?
Eating this Adam curry.
Okay, first, okay. That would be Kodaline arts mom, cuddling arts
mom.
And she's a flight attendant?
No, oh, she was 16 I was almost 15 it was scandalous, of course.
We both lived in this small village south of Amsterdam where
where we live for many years. So it's kind of a rural setting but
very close to Amsterdam. And, and we she was beautiful. Why
she Oh my god. She had no business being with me. I had no
business being with her but the movie Saturday Night Fever had
come out. And because I spoke English and I could you know, I
could talk snazzy and I could recite lines from the movie. She
She totally fell for me and then she would, she'd show I remember
she jumped out of her window one night went to the church grounds
that we made out Oh, yeah, now of course late I was too young
for her you know, then I went to see her and then all sudden this
this guy opened up like an old rockers. And he was, you know,
17 and he had a motocross everything bike pretty much like
they were like more orange. But there was a brief moment there
of very like, oh my god, I can't believe I can. I couldn't
believe my luck. She passed away. She died very young of
cancer, unfortunately. I wish I found out.
Yeah, it's a really good memory for you. That's good.
I was it was it was my first older woman. Yes. By only a few
years. But she was so beautiful. Yeah, yeah, I just remembered
like, and of course, we couldn't really tell anybody because it
was so scandalous. Age
15. Yeah. 14 out
and we really just made out you know, like, yeah, it talks about
you know how the game works. No, no.
My first love was actually my first house but Jeff savage.
By the way, if I met a guy and my last name could change the
savage. I'd marry him. Yeah. savages. That's a guy from that
exists. Adam Savage. Yeah, he's the guy from
anything of Fred Savage. No, no, not from Wonder Years.
But people. Are you yelling at their podcast device right now?
Because we all know who it is. It's come on. He's from the from
that show. Oh, my goodness. Go on. Yes, no, this is show this
is a show where they they look at the science and they say, you
know, this could really happen and I'm, I need more wine. Okay.
Especially effects discovery. Mythbusters. Thank you. Oh,
where they go like they go when they try and prove some myth
that happened. Like yes, yes. Yeah. So Adam Savage. Anyway,
just Savage
was my I met him when I was 14. and married him. I dated him on
and off all through high school is my first love and ended up
marrying him. And that remember, I kept his last name because it
was good marketing for dating.
So how long did you keep that all the way up until your second
marriage? Yeah, everybody. Yeah. If I recall. When you got your
divorce, that judge says you don't want your name back. Yeah.
And
I got a no, it's a great last name. And that was the story
about how the name tag remember the name tag. When I went I
volunteered at some nonprofit event and somebody had written
the name very up and down. And the guy looked at and he goes,
tuna sausage. So my friends for the longest time called me tuna
sausage. That's pretty. That was my first love. Yeah, yeah. And I
just wanted to get out of the house.
I understand. Yeah, we got to just now a 33,333. Set boost
from the dirty Jersey hor. Oh, who suggests how about popping
their cork or popping them in the cork or mouth hitting
alternative phrases?
popping them in the cork?
Do you pump these people in the court? Are we well, I know we're
not going to do that. We got to do live. Yeah. Well, we
can't have a troll room though. We got to have like a
tasting room. Hello.
You are so smart.
That's why we only your producer. One day, maybe I'll be
a co host maybe lucky to get to move up to the big chair.
Maybe someday you'll get paid. No, I doubt it. Okay, last
question.
Last question. All right.
Tell me about your first job. My very first job.
My very, like full time or just one
stipulation your first job? I know you've done a million
things. Have you like oh, yeah, it was in the roses business.
Yeah. And I was I worked as a waiter, and then I packed cars
and then I change tires. And then
yes, no, I did. I I don't think it was. It might have been one
of my first jobs was pulling Volkswagen Beetle engines out,
and then helping repair them and then putting back in, I could
take one out by myself in about 20 minutes. Oh, putting it back
in now that it takes more and there's a whole bunch of things
that have to happen to make that work. But I would say the first
job that I remember really remembers the job was stacking
wood at the gas station to have these big orange bags which are
probably about three and a half, four feet. Hi and pack mahogany
wood in there, there are different kinds. And it was, you
know, firewood. And then you'd have to grab the top of the bag
with your hands like that. So, here these these aren't my
knuckles what are these called these?
This part here fingers?
Well so between your knuckle and your fingernail, there's another
joint here. Yeah, yeah. And those were completely stripped
because of the plastic and have to lift it, and then hand it off
to someone or lifted above your head. And then, and I was all
1415 was great money. And hard work. Incredibly, I was so
tired, but I was so proud because the money was
incredible. And I was hanging out with a whole bunch of dudes,
you know, and I could hang with him. I could at least keep up
and I could I could at least lift that shit above my head.
Cuz that was really one of my first jobs. And I was happy
about it. And it felt good and nice. And you were all afraid of
the boss. It was a dick. Yeah, like scary stuff. So it was it
was a very Tom Sawyer ish type of time.
You've had so many jobs and you have a lot of experience and a
lot of things I don't give you enough credit for because I'm
always like, you can't do that. And you can
give us an example. Tina,
like rewiring the lamp. Oh, your lamp your fan your fan? And I'm
like, Girl,
I can do these things. So girl, I know where that came from.
Give me some more one. I'm your sister. We got some problems
here. Dude. How was your first job? Hello.
My first job was I worked in a sub shop. I wasn't even I wasn't
even old. Yeah, I have a little I wasn't even. I wasn't even old
enough to work in this sub shop. But they hired me anyway.
Cuz you were cute. No doubt. I don't
know about that. And I was probably okay. But anyway, so I
had to work by myself.
You gotta go easy on those pores. That's pretty. Oh, sorry.
Sorry. Drink it up, dude. All right, sister girls. That's the
title of the show. Sister girl, the girl.
So I worked at the shop and I had to work by myself. So at
night, you had to you had to mop the floors. And so one day I was
there and I went downstairs in the basement and they had a
bucket. They had a bucket there and it was full water from the
night before. And I went to pour the water out of the bucket and
a mouse so was in the water and ice free green ran out of the
restaurant. Nobody else was nobody was there and it was
still open and ran next door to the theater. There was a theater
and asked the guy to come
sure, like the Usher to come and help in the theater.
It was in downtown Hammond. Yeah, I get harassed there to
these these like hoodlums came in and said I didn't give them
their pack cigarettes and they were kind of To me that was my
first job.
I was another pack of cigarettes. Yeah, I was scared.
But never again.
No, no no your pack at nine millimeter now mama podcast
professional.
Well, you do have a producer so I guess so.
Yeah. And he's damn cute too. Oh, hey, darlin, baby.
I hope people boost us, booth and wish me happy birthday. Yes,
everybody. She really really needs to hear daddy. I love you.
I love you my darling. Happy birthday in advance baby. Thank
you. We'll see you next week everybody curry in the
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