And she can keep in line. Everything's fine. Yep. All that
you need to keep her Yeah, sure. Yeah.
The key burger in the keeper for August 3 2022 Episode 18
Hello, my queen. Hey baby,
baby. How are you? Good. I'm good. Good. Good to be back in
the studio.
Oh my gosh, so much has happened in the last two weeks. Let
us cheer. Last two weeks. sante. Let's see. I'm excited about
this one oh, this has well what is that? That's a Bordeaux.
That's what that is.
Yeah. I will.
Yes, this this is a very nice bottle. It looks great. As you
know, all we do here is smash the grapes in your face. Yes.
And talk about other stuff. Yes. Chateau Bellview that's from the
Bordeaux region from Kota Bordeaux cus Castile on and this
is the nobler li duar nice 2016 l save on file bow the shin I
think it is not that people now I know this bottle because I had
this in my hands because like to no agenda shows ago you gave
this to me and I asked John about it. And he said it was
really it was a good one.
Yes. And actually it is a gift from my friend Mike. I can call
her my friend Christina Henry and Christina is no agenda
listener and then she started listening to Korean the keeper
and she and I we text back and forth and we're trying to
connect she's a Southwest Airlines flight attendant was
gonna say she's got to have some angles some hook while you're
now friends were there. What can you what can we get from where
can we get upgrades? Right? There's no upgrade on Southwest
so we get free drinks. Right?
Yes, we've been trying to
connect bird give me early bird access. Yes.
I've been trying to connect with all of my flying that I've been
doing this summer. We haven't made it happen yet. But I'll
tell you, she's definitely somebody that I would totally
hang out with. And she was she lives in Indiana
where I grew up really? From there as well. She just
her I don't remember if she's from there,
but she does his Midwest girls man. You all the best.
I know. Well, so she's up. She sent us a letter so I'd like to
read it. Okay. Adam and Tina. Here's the wind I meant to hand
off to Tina at the airport in Maine. We were trying to connect
when I went to see Ellen and it just didn't work out. As I told
you Tina, I chickened out thinking there would be some
kind of TSA violation. You can use this for the podcast or not.
I'm not sure how it will taste after the summer traveling. The
summer traveling this bottle has done it is the year JCD which is
John suitable Rick recommends of which I have probably of of
which I now have probably over 50 bottles. Thanks Buzzkill.
What she has 50 bottles of these 50 bottles of
the year 2016
She has 50 bottles of the year 2016
Yeah, that's how I take it.
What is she like? She is he collectors is was it available
at Costco? A picture Christina I want to see these bottles. Does
she have a wine cellar? Or this is interesting? Yeah.
Um, then she goes on she also included a sticker. I won't
mention that. But she said by the way, if I ever make it to
your house for Pool time with Tina will be drinking Rosae Adam
will have to walk me through the Bitcoin donation thing like I'm
a five year old. I swear I've tried and cannot figure it out.
Maybe you both can meet me on a San Antonio overnight for dinner
or breakfast tacos. I don't know why it doesn't feel weird
sending money to no agenda, but it feels weird sending you to
cash. Tina is too much in the friendzone I guess take care and
keep those quarks soaking.
Well. This is a very bad development. You can't become
friends because they don't want to donate. Oh
good. I'm good with that. Nice she cracks me up too. I I was
texting with her on my last flight, which we'll talk about
just makes me laugh.
Well, you know, it's nice to have fans become friends. But
you know, be careful before you know what they're all like
Brian. texted me all day long. I barely get to talk to you
anymore. You know, you'd like texting. And he put the phone
down. There's another one was my sister. Put the phone down. But
what's cool is that you will put your phone down so you don't see
the notification. But any law in a storyline.
I have a bad habit of picking up my phone. I know you do the same
thing too. But I know you're always working.
Yeah, but I don't text that much with people. Yeah, I don't have
I don't have any.
Oh my god and friend. Yeah. And then. Yeah, so between Christina
now and I text with Emma mica Anamika. And then I text of
course with Brian Brian's like one of my girls. Friends, may we
jump? Sure, yeah.
Happy to hear that. Yeah, I appreciate the wine. Christina.
Thank you very much. It's sad that this is coming to an end
the hard 75 is going to ruin the show. Oh, yeah. No longer be
drinking wine. Wait, don't wait foreseeable future, which is the
whole point of this show is to drink and then get y'all loose
and have fun things to say. But no, no, you're gonna go eat
clean. And when you make fun of me, sir. No, I'm talking about
how your your health regimen is going to ruin the show. Well,
I informed Adam today that beginning on September 4, I am
starting to do the 75 hard challenge, which is 75 days ago.
75.
hard for you. Sorry. Sorry.
Guys do that. What's up with that?
I can't answer that. Why do you guys do that? Because that's how
we're wired, I
guess. Anyway, back to my 75 hard challenge. Yes, it's 75
days of no alcohol clean eating two workouts a day, you have to
read 10 pages of a nonfiction book every day, and you have to
drink a gallon of water. And I'm doing it as a challenge. Of
course, I'd like to I'd like to drop a few lbs. But I'm doing
it. I'm doing it since I entered the sixth decade of my life. I
want to see how far I can take this.
Oh, it's I mean, you look amazing. First of all, you don't
need to do any of this. But I understand the challenge. I have
some questions. Yes. When you say you have to eat clean. What
exactly does that mean? Because I eat with you? Yes. So does
that mean we're not going any restaurants for restaurants?
It's 75 days. It's two and a half months?
Two and a half months? Three months? I think he's me. We can
go to restaurants.
Yeah, we can go to restaurants. I just won't eat any alcohol. No
sugar. No sugar. No french fries. No. Okay, so let me know
how I eat pretty much
steaks and shit. Oh, good luck to you. Yeah.
But I was all bummed because he's like, you're not gonna be
able to drink. What about the show? I think
you should make an exception for the show. But and so just a sip.
Just you can have a sip.
I'm looking for people to join me on this health journey too.
So if you want to do it together, my sister Tony has
committed to doing it with me and I'm going to hold her to it.
Sounds like you don't have much faith there.
But you know, I mean, I know myself was like, I wouldn't be
doing this. Yeah, Tony knows me. I like Tony. Alrighty then.
Good.
I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try. Oh, you can
do it and you'll do it. I totally can do it. The gallon of
water is a lot though. That's a mistake.
I'll be in the bathroom all the time. You won't see me and be
like, where's Tina?
You have done these challenges in the past? Not a 75
No was longer was three months. The last time I did the orange
theory to challenge three months. Yeah,
it was a long time ago. That was before we were married. By the
way. I was trying to get a ring on it. Not that I'd ever system.
Good.
I was trying to get a ring. Oh, okay. Work
to trying to keep that ring on. I see. I very good.
Ring. Oh,
shoot. Hello. I'll give you a ring.
Yeah, so it's only I said it's only gonna be about six shows.
Maybe five shows? Yeah. I mean, not drinking but
I mean, have a sip just to taste it. No. Can you just have a
lick? Up there. I did it again. Oh, sorry. Oh, see? See.
I'm excited. I'm ready. And I'm gearing up for it. Okay, so
about four weeks away. We're doing it after your birthday.
Okay, right. Because we got to have cake.
We do this Yes. It's all about you. I'm gonna
I'm gonna OD on the cake. You
know, Tina is always he loves getting me this piece of
chocolate cake that they have at HEB. And which, by the way
contains a bioengineered food ingredient, which is very
disturbing to look at all of it is a good chocolate cake with
chocolate frosting as as big. This big dollop on the top, you
know comes from those plastic containers and so I'm always
grabbing one, but teeny will always remind me she's like, Oh,
are you getting your cake? And I have to be honest, I completely
forget about the cake. It's in the fridge. And then after
dinner, it seems like you can have your cake and you know, we
haven't discussed this but the reason why is because she wants
the dollop on the top of the cake and it doesn't matter if
I'm fool just to tell up you want your cake, don't you? You
want your cake you want the dollar you want your cake so
that I can give you the dollar? Yes,
you know, and I could I'm not kidding you. I could eat a whole
not a whole camp but I could eat spoonfuls of frosting like I
love broth. That's why I like the corner pieces. Like I love
frosting so I appreciate you sharing your dollar
ya know, it's never a problem to share the dollar. It's just
interesting how you force me to have the have the cake Do you
want your cake now? You want it so good. Anyway, thanks for the
COVID Oh, yes. Really appreciate that.
Yes, we are on the tail. Well, I'm
winter. So the last show we did. Did you you left not long
after that. Well, here we go. Remember I went to Utah to see
my friend Katie right and tell about
the trip. Oh my god was great for the beginning. Oh, it was.
Well, it
was a long day of traveling because I had to connect in
Denver. And then finally got there and it was so great to see
you written. In a pass show. I talked about Katie and how she
was my very first friend in in Boca Raton, Florida. And we were
actually both from Chicago moved from Chicago that like within
months of each other. And so she bought a home in right outside
of Park City in Utah. And so I went there to stay with her and
she has this absolutely stunningly gorgeous home, the
largest home I've ever been in. Just beautiful. And so we had a
really nice dinner and when I arrived on Wednesday, and then
Thursday, we got up and we went to we went hiking, which was
nice, and I felt like I was I was in pretty good shape because
I just did it in Maine.
Right. You had your your hiking, you're hiking vibe on?
Yes. I apologize for this little cough but I'm getting to that
story. So then and then Thursday night, we ended up going to this
beautiful resort called the Blue Sky Lodge and it's an opera che
Am I saying that right? Opera J resort? A u b e r g? Yeah. I've
never heard before. Absolutely beautiful. And so Katie was so
generous and she was paying for everything and like, Hey, let me
at least buy the drinks. Okay, so ordered a glass of sans
serif,
sans serif, sans serif. Yeah, like a dinner wine after dinner
while
we were in the bar. And then I ordered this drink. It was a
cocktail that was made specific to the hotel and it told about
us, it was called the horse thief. And it was a specially
made cocktail in honor of this woman who used to steal abused
horses, I guess around where the resort was. She would take these
horses
sounds like a big story for some gin and some bitters.
It was it was not my I didn't finish the job. So I'm like, let
me pay for the drinks. So the bill comes at $4 for two drinks.
I'm like, Oh, my wine. Yeah, crazy. Anyway,
this was upscale, I guess this Yeah, this place. Yeah. And the
Dinner was
great. I mean, it was lovely. Lovely. So then, we got home.
And then we were like, we're gonna go to bed early. Because
we were up. You
clearly didn't eat after that bill. You're like, you know,
we'll just have kind of a french fry.
He was so generous. She bought dinner. And anyway, it was
lovely. But Friday morning, we got up and I was so happy
because I slept because the night before I didn't sleep, and
I come downstairs. I'm like, Yeah, I slept and we had a whole
day, we're gonna ride bikes, we're gonna go downtown, and we
had a concert to go to. And she looked at me and said, I'm not
feeling well. And I said, Oh, well, long story short, she
tested positive for COVID. So I immediately packed up and went
to stay in a hotel in downtown park city.
Now. Why did you want to leave the house? I mean, you had a
bedroom. It was a big, big house and everything. I just felt
weird.
Yeah, I'm sick. It's like you just don't want to be you don't
want to worry about anybody else. And I just wanted to
remember when I was worried about catching it in number two,
I was I wanted her to be comfortable in her own home. So
I left and so once I gotta get picked up.
No worries. We'll wait. We'll watch you drink and swallow.
Great. So
So I checked into the hotel. And I decided to go walk toward I
walked out to downtown park city, and I wanted to go get
breakfast. And so I go and I can you recommend this little place?
I don't even remember the name of it. And so I go and I sit
down and I'm sitting there and I just noticed this couple to the
left of me and you know, I I called Teresa. I was talking to
Teresa telling her what happened. And then I hung up the
phone and this woman turned to me. She goes I know you from
Boca Raton, Florida. And I said,
Really? Oh, I was expecting you to say are you? Tina from Korea
keeper.
Are you married to Adam Kirsch? Hey,
are you the pod monster?
I am a professional podcast you are. And anyway, long story
short, she said my daughter played basketball with your
daughter in law. Goodness. I don't know. 15 years ago and I I
didn't remember them. They remembered me. And so anyway, I
thought of all the people in this I mean, being a completely
different state. And
then yeah, Utah in that place. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. You also
contacted me and this is kind of interesting, because I noticed
that because you told you texted me. I didn't call baby you never
call me. Oh, I do call you. You texted me first you said Katie
has COVID I like, and but you already were like, do I feel
something? Do I not feel good? And then you're like, I'm gonna
book a flight. I'm gonna come home like, what? What are you
talking about? No, no, this makes no sense. Your flight is
on Saturday. Anyway, what's interesting is that I went
through all the scenarios, within, like, 35 seconds, you
know, if you have COVID, what do we do? You know, do I have to
mobilize private air for airplanes?
Never read the memo. I
always go, I always go through the list. At least you know, I
have all my options. And but but you. So you then go through the
same list, but you play it out in real time. Oh, my God, what
if I have COVID? I can't fly five COVID. You go through pom
pom bubble. And it's really interesting to see this kind of
slow spiral. I'm like, hold on a second. Get the hotel. I thought
it did really well. You did really well. But it's all out
loud. And it's just like, oh, man, all the steps. I see you
going through the steps of what's going to happen work and
all this different cascade and then we can't do this, and we
can't do that. And of course, we were worried about our fantastic
dinner and all these things that we had set up which we had to
cancel anyway. Oh, yeah. That's a whole nother story. So it was
just interesting. I was just like, wow, okay. Yeah, I know
exactly where you're at. I think
I just had to talk it through with my first thought was, I'm
just gonna come home and I'm like, well, it'll be cheaper for
me just to book a hotel. Yeah, hotel for one night. less
hassle.
And you just go up and you don't want yeah, because you already
had to transfer the stupid ass airline. You can't even fly
direct anymore.
Yeah, I know. Tell me about it. So I ended up that night Katie
had gotten tickets to go see the Utah Symphony. They were playing
John Williams music. And so I ended up going by myself because
she had purchased picnic, picnic meals. And I just went by myself
and I sat next to a lovely couple. And of course, I hit
them in the mouth with no agenda and told about Karina. I tell
everybody. Yeah. And so yeah, so that was really nice. And then I
got up and I can't I flew home the next day, and I will I had a
really bad headache. And I thought it was the altitude
sickness. So I bought some water with oxygen in it, somebody
recommended it and some Tylenol and got on the plane, and sat
next to this lovely woman. And I was just trying to kind of stay
away from her because I didn't know I mean, I was like, This is
too soon for me to be infected with COVID. But I really felt
like I had altitude sickness. And so this woman Gwendolyn sat
next to me, and she just kept talking and talking and talking
and she wanted her suitcase in her lap with all her food. We're
like, how old How old was Gwendolyn? Dillon was 71. Okay,
not that old. And I'm like, I looked to the to the guy next to
her. I'm like, Is this her first time flying like, hello. You
can't have a suitcase. And so she helped her with their
suitcase and he opened it up and the only thing in the suitcase
was her insulated lunchbox and then oh, and her
food. What was it? What was she?
I don't know. It looked like I don't know. But I was motioning
with Christina about it. And I told Christina is gonna pull up
my fork and have a tasty meal. She was really nice, though. But
the thing that amazed me she got up to go to the bathroom and she
was in there forever. And because I had to, I had to go in
there forever. So she finally comes out and she's standing in
the aisle and she starts doing jumping jacks in the aisle.
Just just before I'm jumping jacks above the head, yeah,
clap. Yeah. Well, she forefoot to me she
put about five feet tall. Yeah. I kept thinking as because I was
I had that headache and I was tired. I didn't sleep well at
the hotel. And the thing that kept I kept thinking about was
be that leaky bucket to you know, that leaky boat getting
nice, be nice. I couldn't just put my headphones on and just
turned away from her and which I'm sure you
did that eventually. i Yes. God placed but that was a she's a
talker.
So yeah, she was talking to me about this
when you shoot it was on? I don't know. I might have COVID.
So
she was a later day. Latter Day, Latter Day Saints. She was
trying to ask me about my religion. I put my foot down. So
I love my church. I'm not interested in trying to recruit
you joining because I'm not wearing I'm not wearing that
skirt.
See now that now that you know what that is? That's just it's
just bigoted. And ignorant. Kidding. You don't know anything
about this? I don't know magic underwear, by the way.
I'm kidding. But no, she was really, really nice. And then so
yeah, I got home that night and then Sunday woke up and I'm
like, yo, you're sick. You were sick. And I tested positive.
Yeah.
Whatever that means. I mean, I didn't I didn't even do the
test. I don't know who the hell knows. These tests. It doesn't
matter. Yeah, whatever it is. You had something you didn't
feel well, that's what hit
me harder though than the first time. It really did. And now it
was probably a good it was a week I would say maybe a little
less than a week. Yeah, cuz
because I got it about, um, two days behind you. Yeah. Yeah.
You're so sweet. Stay away social, like six feet. So I'm
like, Dude, we live in the same house. What am I gonna do? It's
like I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it. It's not like doesn't
make any difference. And of course I got it. Yeah, yeah, I
did don't even remember my symptoms. I had a fever for one
day maybe
like low 100 Fever a couple of hours.
Nothing. It really wasn't to hear heard again. It did it. Day
three did my hair. I did have hair pain. Yes, I do have COVID
hair. A little bit.
About COVID foot Jim COVID No, no, not this
time. I don't have COVID foot I got a splinter in my finger
though. No, it wasn't too bad. The fatigue also not anything
like it was but I'm still tired. Yeah, I still feel
the fatigue mostly for me. But really, in all honesty, it was
like it was like a bad cold. It really was. It wasn't anything.
It may have been cold. I mean, that's what a Coronavirus is it
is a fluid is it cold it is that's what it is. Yeah. Now you
do have a cough, which is nasty. And I love that. I haven't heard
you cough at all. Almost during the show. Oh, I coughed a little
bit. Yeah, but you get going knowing but it's like some it's
like a reaction and just you cough and then
now you're making me cough. Yeah. Well, that's. Yeah,
I'm sure that it's interesting. Because when you sleep you don't
cough? No, I do. See when I'm sleeping. All of a sudden, this
just starts to build. Oh, you wake me up. I'm sorry. And I
have and I can't, because I have to cough to just clear out my
system. But it doesn't work. If I'm laying down. I have to sit
up. So I'd had like four times last night. Yeah. I heard you
like I know. Like an old man.
Now blow your nose.
I know. I know. I gotta get hair growing out of every orifice. I
know. I know. Men are a mess. Yeah, well, I put on a nice
shirt. Like if you're gonna look at me, my mind's Well, look,
I looked at him. I go, Why are you all dressed up?
And what did I say? I'm trying to get lucky here. Trying to get
lucky.
Yeah, so yeah, so that was kind of better, though. Thank
you everybody for all the nice so I know thoughts and prayers.
Well,
Katie felt so bad. She actually said
she gave she gave us COVID She should feel horrible. Lovely.
Man. That was the
I can't remember the the name I posted it on.
It's a whole kit. Yeah, it's really beautiful with a ladle
with chickens to chicken noodle soups in it which are homemade
and
homemade rolls. Cookies.
Yeah. Like what did you call it? Grandma's dinner rolls or
whatever? Oh, yeah. The whole thing was that was cool.
It was you know, the first night it was delicious. Because you
actually sent
me off the first night you said oh, so what can I get you so I
have some chicken soup. So I went off to HEB and that already
closed the the soup station
came home with a pizza. Like this. I got a pizza and
empanadas. I'm like okay, baby knows that the thumb teason it
was
it was what else did you want me I could have gotten your soup
and uh, can you would have like killed me if I
medically modified ingredient. Oh, everything.
Everything these days has a at least a genetically modified
food ingredient. Yeah. So it was so nice to have that the next
day we had we had the soup which was great.
I can't eat chicken noodles. No, I can't look at anymore either.
I can't eat that. And salmon because you made me salmon when
I got home. And now I'm like, Oh, you're off
the salmon. No. Well, you want to see me another week. You want
it Sam you know he's here I am cooking to your every beck and
call. I
know you were such a great nurse. You were and then
the food was odos Oh my gosh. Yes. Get well package can Kansas
Kansas City beef steak steaks,
potatoes. That was lovely. We got that and then we got a
bottle of wine from Brian. With the curry in the keeper on the
box. Beautiful like etched on the box.
So we basically we got through COVID with alcohol beef and
chicken noodle soup. That's right. That's right. And
ivermectin honestly, I would say between because we had we took
ivermectin the last time we got it. And this time as well. I
don't know if the ivermectin did better or the chicken noodle
soup and the beef. I think those two actually probably made me
feel better than anything. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like it
was good. And we have hopefully we have immunity now.
God knows immunity. Immunity. Who knows? Yeah,
exactly. So yes, that was my exciting trip to Utah. And now
I'm
you're getting ready to go tomorrow night again. Yeah,
I'm going to meet Elise,
boys poker at our place. Yeah,
Have you ever tried to talk me into sleeping with you
when you're gone? Every night? Phoebe and I would. I'd sit down
on the on the on the carpet in front of the couch with a TV on
Man in the High Castle. I'd say Pheebs where are you? She come
over. And I just be petting her all night and just just we're
just chillin I
know she is your shadow now. She is your shadow she when Adam
mentions the car? Well, no, he has to cough when he grabs his
keys. Yeah, because there she hears his keys. You should see
how excited she knows
now it's even if I if I get like a Rogen cup like when those Yeti
cups and I put ice in it because I always have ice with water. In
case she's thirsty. So little bowl as well. And for myself.
Yeah. So the minute I do that she's she looks at me and she
looks at what I'm wearing. Is he going out? Let me see what this
is. And if I have my boots on, and then she's already out, then
she's you open the door and she slides across.
Like when you you went somewhere. I don't know where
you went. And you didn't take her and I was home and she was
at the back door. Then she ran to the through the screen porch.
And then she ran back to the back door and then she's just
and then she waited at the backdoor for you like she is she
is your shadow. Yeah, she loves you so much. Let's talk about
your excursion that you had the other day.
I was gonna say yesterday. So I have a new car. I traded in the
old car for a new one got a reasonable deal considering who
knows if you can ever buy a car again or we can even even ever
afford a car again?
Less than 1000 miles on this baby.
Oh, it was new. Yeah. 200 miles it was I mean now it's got low
notes. Oh, yes. Yeah, less than 500 What are you talking about?
There's nothing so of course, you know, Phoebe's drooling all
over it right away. You get one of those inside the car was like
dog is kind of like a hammock? Yeah. So it covers the seat and
then but you can still stick your head out and she just
drools all the way down the side. It's like
he loves riding in the car. She loves it.
She she should Yeah, she does. She's got a head sticking out.
So we went first we went to the out to the to the No to the
biker smoke shop to go rolling papers and tips to take her in
with you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, they love her there and
like, Oh, hey, Phoebe. And she is because everyone gives a
treat. She got treat here. And there's always these are hill
country people here. So you build the earth. The hill
country people. Yeah. So there's no one dude. Just like, is there
always like always a good looking dog? And I said, Yeah,
it's a rescue and that always, you're like you're going
straight to heaven. It goes straight to heaven. Don't Don't
stop, you know, don't don't pass go. So everyone's it's always,
you know, like, Can I pet her and she's very skittish. But if
you were slow and just put her on top of not behind her head
top of her head, then she's okay. So we went there, then
back in the car. We off went to the vape shop and the vape shop.
Is this is Kathy and Jerry they have vape militias as this
little house across from the hgB. And you know, and they only
sell natural vape liquid and high end, no shit, no tools or
any of that. It's only high end stuff. And most of it custom.
And they have this table, which is kind of like a, if you put
microphones on it would be a great podcast table. And there's
always these barstools around it. And there's a couple people
sitting there. And you know, and Jerry's, and these people have
the late 60s 70s. And they have life experience and they know
about all the crap about politics. I mean, they could be
no agenda. They could host agenda. I don't know if they do.
I don't know if they do but they do they know you're the pod
father. They know I'm the pod father. Yeah, they knew he from
Rogan, okay. And there's other dude there, Dwight, and Dwight
runs a farmers market. And so you know, we're just chatting
about first about Well, I was talking about our vegetable
garden, how it so disasters. And he says, You know, I planted
what'd he say he planted he was supposed to have 24 buckets of
onions and all he had was one Oh, all his tomatoes that I got
two edible tomatoes because it's just so dry. No one was able to
make it happen. And then we're talking about local politics and
this Hey, have a seat. We'd like some coffee. I'm like, okay,
because apparently people just dropped by the vapors. Yes.
People dropped by the vape shop just to hang out. I didn't I
didn't know.
Where's Adam? He's at the vape shop.
We didn't know this. And so you know, we're it's just like one
of those coffee shops and Amsterdam. He kind of had this
we all drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes, but he were
just vaping and so Phoebe is laying down she's relaxed, and
people are coming in and I'm really proud of Phoebe because
she's she's aware but she's laying down and she's calm and
then this four year old girl comes Can I pet him? And I'm
like, Look, I look at her dad and like, if she's a rescue, so
go release me. I made sure everyone knew what was going on.
And she and she's really sweet and you could see, it really was
good for Phoebe. Yeah, this will even Dwight, you know, to the
sixth generation farmer. He says, Oh, this is really good
for this dog.
Well, because he's the one who told you that she was probably
thrown out of the truck when she got pregnant and they probably
just that's why she looks at trucks and trailers. And that's
where the trailer was traumatizing, never
ending source of entertainment and conversation. Okay, so you
walk with that dog anywhere. It's good to go. So then we
finally you know, you're texting me like, are you alive? What's
No, no, I know, you would texted me with an appointment. Yeah.
And I'm like, Oh, shit. Let me tell my wife that we're here
because she'll think that something's happened. And then
we go off to Tractor Supply to go get some food. And that's,
that's really the the fun part of the trip is then we drive
over to 90, and she's got her head out there and her gums are
flying back into our eyes. We again, you know, Michelle, her
favorite there who always gives her tree to her walking around
it. It's like this is this. This is the dog. Like it's the love.
She is a celebrity. And then we get in the car won't start.
Fucking start. Brand new car won't start.
All the lights. Come
on everything. Me Adam had the car for about a week. Yeah, took
it to HEB. And you were doing the show? Yeah. And I called you
and I interrupted the middle of the show. I'm like, your car
will not start. And he's been. He's trying to walk me through
it. And he's doing the show. And I'm I groceries in the car. I
ended up having to call an Uber and come home with the
groceries. And then after the show was over, we went back to
HEB. You had your
starter? Yeah, I had my key with me. And it started right up. So
what we think happened is that in that case, your fob battery,
maybe the car got delivered with old FOB batteries, which is
possible. Yeah. And so maybe mine was empty, but it was not
starting.
And I'm doing exactly the same thing that did and then
I'm getting online with the
with the roadside assistance. Yes.
So you know, I gave up on trying to be in the car.
Okay, I got you. Okay. And you're like, Yeah, we're sitting
in the car. We got the windows rolled down.
100 degrees. black interior.
He and this 100 pound dog that wears the fur coat for windows
rolled down.
There was a nice when there was breeze going through. Oh, it was
like a hairdryer. But I'm waiting for this this roadside
assistance. You got the button, you press it and then just pay
for that was really fucking bullshit. You know? I mean,
really disappointed. They've not heard the last of this from me,
dammit. So then anyway, I
go there. And he said, bring your key. And so I gave him my
key, but I was holding his key by the car. And it's still we
think we think we don't know. And so then I'm like, he's like,
he, and here's Adam. He goes, we're in the car. We're like,
he's like, we're just gonna leave. And so we're driving back
and rokai real calmly he goes, I really want to punch something.
Man, you are awfully calm for wanting to punch them.
But then I remembered left the window. You were looking
at the app and you're like, it says that there's a window open.
There's a window open and so we ended up going back
and the window was Oh, yeah. And then
started right away. And it started right up. So that's
still bullshit.
It's incredible bullshit. Anyway, we'll see. We'll see
where we're at. If I get stranded with this thing again.
It's really good wine.
It is good wine. It's going right back. I don't want it
anymore but poor
What the Why. No, no, if
the car doesn't start again, if that ever happens to me, I don't
want to need to pick it up. Take it back.
Um, but before that was quite the adventure for Phoebe poor
Phoebe out took her forever to cool down now she's like, I
don't want to get in that damn car doesn't start.
Anyway, weed. So I am taking her to the vet on Friday because her
skin issues are back which is really weird.
Really crusting on top of
crusty nipples are over but now it's just like the crusty nose
and a crusty ear right on the top of the tip of her nose. Just
it's like it's like almost like a fun. No,
no. You know what? This dog lives inside the house most of
the time? Outside running around because it's too darn hot. She
just doesn't want to be out there. No, we don't want her out
there. We take her out for walks. So it's not like she's
living in the wild. These bugs that she has. So anyway, she's
going on Friday. She's got a whole host of problems.
So yeah, so the vegetables are a dud.
Oh my gosh, sad we have I'm gonna say it. It's retarded
bought broccoli.
We have the lancet two of the three lantana is are alive. This
is an amazing plant. It is here natively. I
happen to find it on our property early in the
ones that were in the wild we planted to near that house or
three and I think one is dead. I think we lost one. Yeah, the
other two COVID Is the other two took now it was already on the
ropes. Oh, was it but this is a fantastic plant it has it has it
blooms and it has
colors. Yes. It's got little clusters of teeny tiny flowers.
me that this thing lives with no water. No, because we have not
had any water which is scary. Yesterday. There was a fire.
Fire and Gillespie county still going oh, is it going this
morning? Yeah, 16 miles away. And we actually saw the
helicopters carrying the buckets of water
must have gone by at least 10 times. Yeah. And I
said to Adam, we got to think about like, if fire comes around
our house, we're gonna we're gonna do
first start a fire for a firewall. Second, you end up
burning your house down second. I'm reversing I'm the
backwashing the pool and using that hose is
to come down and scoop out our pool water but we'll lose our
monitor. We will seriously that's something we have to
think about. Sorry, we're both coughing Yeah, we are. It's a
serious issue out here. It is
scary. Yeah, this is pretty dry. I was talking to Texas let me
says this is one of the worst worst ones in a while.
Yeah, because when we moved into this house last year when we
freaking mess
when we moved into this house last year mask over the
microphone, so you don't infect everybody.
I'm just gonna be infecting you. So are you using your noise
gate? God? Yes. Um, what was I saying? I don't know last year
last summer when we moved to remember we got all that rain.
So everything was Lush. Beautiful. Yeah, when we get our
lawn cut, it's like a dust bowl.
Good old Erica. Okay, we got this guy who did our whole
property five hours he's on that thing and it's a dust bowl. And
I say hey man if you want to come in and cool down have a
drink or something whatever I'm what's up need to know man. I
got my I got my drink. I got my sandwich and I got my THC. I'm
good to go. He just hops on that thing. Like, where's his iPods?
Bless his heart.
Yeah, for sure.
The entrepreneur. Yep.
So what do you got on your list?
Well, I went through most of my list already. No, I mean, hello.
It's 37 minutes into the show. Everything has been my topic my
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Grace. That's right. So yeah, so tomorrow. I'm off again. Going
to Amelia Island with my daughter.
She loves such an international gesture.
That's why I'm getting it all in before September 4. Yeah. 75
hard baby.
So you're partying with everybody but me and then I get
the 75 hard
babe. I'm going out with a bang. Your birthday. Going out with a
bang? We're doing your favorite meal
doing cake. Yeah. Which is meatloaf, mashed potatoes and
corn. Yeah, that's Adams favorite meal. That's
what he wants for my birthday. And I make a mean meatloaf. My
daughters are like a badass. My daughter's like you.
I love me love. I love your meatloaf.
So I'm going out with a bang. I love your meatloaf. meatloaf is
juicy. Oh my God. You're really you're really on to it tonight.
Well, you know, it's been a few weeks. Since I've seen Yeah,
yeah.
Yeah. So you don't have anything else. So anyway, as I was
saying, I'm leaving for Florida. Tomorrow. We're going to Amelia
Island and have a car picking me up at 3:30am Because you know,
when you fly to San Antonio, there's no direct flights?
No. Well, there's no direct flights from Austin either for
this.
No, there was not to Jacksonville. And so I can't
believe you're doing
and Shopko Bob, by the way, I am so sick and tired of
cancellations and hearing about the lines and it's a mess
everywhere. I did I find I have to go to Georgia in September
for the beef initiative. And I'm I mean, I can get a direct
flight but even that I don't want I just don't want to do it.
I hate it. That's the one. The one it's 20 hours. It's the one
I checked. The one thing I used to be able to come control, you
know, it's like I can control my experience of the airport by
determining, you know, usually by how much you pay, you know,
so in Southwest is great because if you get the, you know, the
premium Early Bird, which is a little bit extra, then you get
to go
back great because the premium access, so then this is what
burns me up about it. Are you listening? Christina? So, so so
we by this early bird check in? I'm usually a 40
Wait a minute, wait, but don't you get to go through the
priority line at TSA? Oh, no, you don't? Yes, you do. Well,
you didn't you did it wrong. Then with the first of all, you
always just get in the priority lane and act like you belong.
You know what, they don't even check your boarding pass
you are what you do is you get into the priority Lane act like
that place and act like you own the place your walk, right.
Okay. So
once you get to the gate, you're like, Okay, I bought early check
in. I'm in the age of 40. But wait a minute, there's all that
pre boarding people
there is 50
that aren't even in the age group that get on before anybody
else. Okay, let
me ask you a question. What problem do you have with
veterans active duty?
Sometimes they're not. They're just people that just walk on.
And you know what, if you have one person in a wheelchair, many
people may have six other family members.
You gotta have handlers and people with young children as a
friendly airline, hey, you know what, tomorrow when you're
there, and you're and you're looking at all that you like, or
you know what all you have to do is think a leaky bucket. Like a
bucket.
You know, what I was flying home from? I flew from Salt Lake City
to Dallas, and then Dallas, right to San Antonio, which is
like, I don't know, less than an hour. The guy next to me. He's
like, Yeah, I'm really freaked out about flying. He ordered and
a 45 minute flight, a double Jack and Coke. I'm like,
damn, especially at altitude. Oh, that's not good. Yeah, you
better just eating an edible.
Yeah. Or mushrooms. Mushrooms.
I would not know.
Yeah, but what is it? Oh, so anyway, so yes. So right before
the show starts I get a text from my daughter. My flights
been canceled. She's flying from LaGuardia to Jacksonville. My
flights been canceled. They just canceled her flight and tried to
rebook her for a four o'clock flight getting it at midnight.
Yeah, I ended up just really talking about another airline.
So fingers crossed. I'm going to be able to
find you because I mean, the reason why is crew hours and all
that shit. Yeah, but united I think LaGuardia is a united hub.
That's why I went straight to them. Oh, yeah. Cuz like Oh,
okay. Yeah, so yes, I'm heading out it's probably even better.
And I got her comfort plus,
I know. Yeah,
that's a good step down. Man. I would not book anything for the
kids that I wouldn't book myself that's all I could justify it
next time. I'm like, I think I need an upgrade.
So I'm in Florida from Thursday to Sunday and we're just the my
number one goal gain as much weight as it possibly can.
Okay, come back to me heavy I'm gonna come back bloated. Like I
got a food baby. I can hear it comes your your your flight
shower. We are southwest heavy coming back into San Antonio.
Like I'm gonna drink it eat and just have a good time and stay
in the sun and just enjoy my daughter. I'm looking forward to
it. And she's
looking forward to it as well. And I love I love how how
similar you guys are in some ways. Yes. She's sending
pictures of her checklist. Oh my gosh. With checkboxes, hand
drawn next to each other.
You looked at it and you said who could?
Who does she remind me of? I can't remember it must be
someone someone.
I know. It's so interesting how both of my daughters have a
little piece of me different pieces of me.
Oh yeah. Yeah, lots of different pieces and then that's
all I'm not traveling for a while I hope to get up to
Chicago to go see my mom maybe in the in the fall. But right
now more traveling. It's it's been a lot. It's been a lot.
I'm really I'm really obsessed. The one thing I'm truly upset
about is the limitation of travel. It's the limitation is
one thing, but it's the unreliability because we like to
travel we traveled great together, but just the hassle
now of all the bullshit. It's like how old for this and now,
like I really want to do it, but you know what, fuck it. I'll sit
here at home. I know and rebuild the studio for the fourth time.
Yeah.
And look at our brown lawn.
So we thank some people. Yeah. Oh, whoops. I'm sorry, don't
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She does she sent us a booster gram Happy birthday month Tina.
Oh yeah. Month. I dig it. She says you both helped me get
through my birthday. Sad this year when you were here in
Charleston and I'm so grateful. I feel so lucky to know y'all.
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You make my Wednesday nights bearable so when so when are you
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What about my ham equipment? Talk? Why don't you say right
now what about my hammock? Well, when we when you first met me?
Yes. Because you had that whole setup on your desk. You had all
your ham equipment card. And you would record when you would talk
to somebody and then you were like, I heard this
email was right in my in my log. Yes, me. What's the diminutive
little log? This is? This is official FCC paperwork.
Oh my god, this guy's good luck. And because he's a nerd man.
I got a five overnight signal from Idaho here. I mean, just
write this down.
And then he's like, this is my Morse code. apparatus.
Yes, apparatus. My key my code.
Morse code isn't I'm like, That makes no sense to me. And then
you got all your loops and your antennas and you're outside with
your headset on with the antenna go in and quite honestly
between the loop antennas and the logbook and the bomb, I'm
amazed that you stick around at all. I mean, didn't you look at
That stripper pole and look at that and go. What is
know what it was? You always had flowers in your apartment. It
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Yeah, great. Yeah. I wonder how long it takes to make just one
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I can't remember but yes, it wasn't on a
he went outside of the streaming system which we support. i By
the way, I pay for my content. I don't care how someone wants me
to pay them for it. We pay I know you've always never slept.
I really don't steal content. Yes. Like if I can help it,
honestly. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's really important. Let's see 5678
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He donated last time he's always
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podcast the high five for him. I'm not sure I'm all in. Adam,
do you have plenty of industrial hemp producers in Texas? Yes, I
believe that that the laws have changed significantly and
there's a lot of hemp for CBD etc. I think it's I know you can
sell it. I think it's being produced First. But that's all I
know. And Tina, will you participate in the podcasting?
2.0 hackathon?
What is it? I have been getting interview requests I want you to
know. Oh, really? Yes. I got an interview request from you need
to do this right away. Yeah. No, I know what, hold on.
Hold on. By the way. We don't do interviews together. I can I can
disappoint you right now. Because that's what this show is
for. Yes, we're special. We're special. Special. I think it's
us Bashar
Craig. Craig Weinberg. He wants me to be on his show.
What's your show? Craig Weinberg show? The Weinberg train.
He said hold on. Oh, the interview. It's called the
interview podcast. And yeah, we used to do it because I had the
coop and then I had the coop and I was like no, I can't do it.
And I think he was on vacation. So but he wants to talk about my
nonprofit. Oh, excellent variance. So yeah, of course I
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Yeah, is but you know, I like you without your makeup. You
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I love I love you've been decanted it's a great I like
that. I Like I would like with like a cork sound, you know?
Yeah. Hey, I just did it. Yeah, there you go.
Should we play that jingle one more time just because it was so
fun to listen to.
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man. I love it.
Oh my gosh, we're becoming a real podcast.
I know. We got jingles and shit. Yeah,
we've got we've got sayings. Great people in the faith. Is
that what it is grapes in the face,
great Grapes, grapes and people you've been decanted into
cantered very nice.
I like it. I like
what are we watching? Do we need to talk about what we're
watching Before Allison call that tells us we're going to
long
nothing good. Nothing good. Now, we're watching murderers
in the house. Loot loot? Loose pretty good. Like I like loot
murderers in the house.
Yeah, we're big. We like watching comedians, too, and we
haven't. It's been
hard to find. It's not really fantastic. Yeah, no. Big stuffs
like,
no, no, no. But um, I wanted to talk about the bridge church.
Okay, so I had to miss it when I got sick. But I was there on
Sunday. And so lovely church, and so I can't
wait to go one of these days,
I ordered a Bible. And so I have my Bible and in church, he was
saying, what is the one message that you're getting here
tonight? Like, what is it pay attention? When we're doing the
worship songs pay attention. And it came through loud and clear
to me that before I do anything before I pick up my phone,
here that guy No, here. I don't know what it was going on
trying.
Okay, before I pick up my phone before I do anything in the
morning, yes. To read the Bible. It came through that came to
you. Oh my gosh, yes. Like loud and clear. Like pick up the
Bible and just read it pretend that I've been
seeing do it every morning. Yeah, the type is so small
on this Bible, though, that it hurts my eyes. But yes. And so
now I read the introduction about their 66 books, and I read
how it's organized and have a better understanding. And yeah,
so if that was the message that I got loud and clear,
that's so cool. The numerology of the Bible, you know, the the
number of letters and how many vowels are used? It's an it's a
complete, mind bending. Organization of words, that I
had no idea, because it just starts with the 66 books. But
then you look at how, yeah, exact numbers are used in
certain sequences. And it's like, How is this even possible
now to write within those constraints?
I know, I know. I just I love I love the church, I love the
community. And the message to was notice the work of God and
be aware that God wants to touch people through your life. And so
that leaky bucket, I always think about leaky bucket all the
time that has just impacted me so much. So I think about that
in my actions and interacting with other people about being
that leaky bucket. And he said something too, he said, grow up,
grow out and grow deep. grow up, grow out and grow deep.
I missed that. I didn't hear him.
Yeah, he said that. And he said, Everything starts with love it.
If it doesn't start with love, it's just noise. Right? That's,
you know, the people that that I've that I've have reached out
to that. I haven't had you hearing that? Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know where it's coming from, from your mic
for some reason. Sorry. My sparkling personnel are your
vibrant baby.
Anyway, so it's been good. And my friend Julie is going to come
and drive up one Sunday and she's going to go to church with
me and I have a friend Peggy who's coming to see me I haven't
seen Peggy and oh my gosh, it's a long time.
I like this. I like it when people come through and they're
if they're traveling through I like it when they stop is Texas
swim is going to come in a few weeks. overnight. You know what?
That's that's the way it used to be covered wagon days.
I'm excited. I'm excited for you to meet Peggy Peggy is a dear
friend of mine from my banking days. About her Yeah, we have
such history together.
Now where you also cruise in the streets of Chicago together no
RS or is that just to reach No,
no. No, Peggy and I we were we were threesome with Tim. Peggy
on me. I met Tim did not attend a wedding. Yeah. And Peggy
couldn't come was that she couldn't come I don't I don't
know what's
great Tim's like a pro dancer. Yeah, he's I love
him. They just I mean, it's been years since we've actually spent
time together but it's like we pick up like, you know, I loved
it was such a formidable, formidable time for me when I
worked for the ain't good. I have my treat. My girlfriend
Teresa was one of my very best friends. I met her at the bank.
And Peggy and Tim and just, it was so impactful for me as a
young woman sure, is a career woman, you know, and being
touched on Teller and everything. So it was, yeah, so
anyway, so she's coming to Texas because she's dropping her
daughter off. Her daughter's gonna do gap year and she said,
Hey, can I come and stay with you? And I'm like, Absolutely.
I'll be cool. And she says, she's a big fan of the show. She
even said, Hey, maybe I could do a guest interview with y'all
like
I'm trying to weasel in on your success. No, no, no, there'll be
none of that, Peggy.
So yeah, so I'm excited for you to meet her because cool. We
have a lot lots of wonderful, wonderful memories, and I am so
grateful that we're still friends
now. She married kids. She's got three quarters. She live. She
lives
in Naperville, Illinois. And she, her daughter has graduated
from college. She went to DePaul, my alma mater. Yes. I
believe her son is in college and her daughter just graduated
high school on this ticket. She
graduated before you even went to DePaul. I presume? Her
daughter? No, oh, no. I thought I thought Peggy, you
know, oh, yeah, no, Peggy and I we were professionals at the
bank. Right. I was in the training department in HR and I
was in marketing. Okay. And one time when Peggy iCash. Peggy, I
don't even know if you remember this, but we were working at the
bank and I had to take her to the hospital because she was
like dealing with major. I can't remember what it was. I think it
was kidney stones or something. And I saw no, I went to the
emergency room with her. Yeah, yeah. Worst. Yeah, we left for
the day and
pick up employees off the bathroom floor. They don't want
to be punished, especially dudes. Yeah. Oh, no, that's the
worst. No
fun. But anyway, so yes,
you've been in the trenches together.
And then, Theresa, so she comes on the 20th. And then my friend
Teresa, who's also from the same bank that I worked at, is coming
and seeing about five days with us, so I'm excited to see her
too.
Boy, I just get to hang out with all the cool chicks. That's
right. I love it.
You are lucky. I'm lucky. Yeah. So a couple things that we got a
couple questions. You have anything else? And you
know, I love how you're just jamming. You are driving the
agenda. Here's your show and enjoy. Yes, it's just It'll be
just like downtown downtown Toronto and the keeper. Totally,
we just take the curry part out.
So, um, you know how we do the two questions at the end? Oh,
yeah, sure. Sure. Brian sent a bunch of questions, too. And.
Okay, Brian, questions.
You don't have to answer this question. I will answer one of
his questions. But one of his questions were, if you had to
choose between your head being twice as large or half the size,
which would you pick?
That's what I mean. It's like, you can't you can't let anybody
just in to produce the show. That's not a good. I'm not
even going to answer that question. A good question.
Anyway, one of his legit questions was What's the
strangest food you've ever eaten?
The strangest food I've ever eaten. You've had a lot of
exposure I have, I would say. I'm not really proud of this
one. But it was for a documentary in Thailand. And now
this is 9090 9091. And so first they so an aphrodisiac and
delicacy is Cobra blood. So this restaurant they went through
this whole we filmed the whole thing of course it was
incredibly sad because you start with a live Cobra and you wind
up slicing and bleeding them into a glass of alcohol. Drink
that. So blood in the alcohol and then you eat the snake
later. Which tastes surprisingly like so I think that in Thailand
in general, I had a lot of things I don't even remember
what the what the food was. I liked it all though. It
was like the Cobra blood.
Well, it had kind of a tingling because of the alcohol is so
gross. Yeah, it was no teeth bread. Oh, yeah. My lips were
red and everything from the blood. Oh, yeah, it was it was
great for the show. Believe me look great. But it was I feel
kind of bad about it. But anything in Thailand I enjoyed
all of their food all of their their weird spicy shit. Yeah,
that's. That's one of the weirdest that I can remember.
How about you?
Well, I haven't had such an adventurous life. You have.
Come on. You've eaten some weird. No,
I would the weirdest thing were sweetbreads that I ate, which
are like, kidneys are they are the organs, aren't they organs
aren't sweetbreads organs.
I thought sweetbreads were testicles.
No, no.
Yeah, I think I think you had some balls. No. Balls, you
didn't know it. squishy
no and I got I was at a it was a wine pairing dinner Could
you roll it around the cheek? It was when you beat it it did it
go pop like a grape.
All right. It was not bad.
They were deep fried. Sure, of course, that's the best way to
know sweetbreads and I got violently ill that night. So
that's why you don't like now? I'm not adventurous like that.
No. Are you I will not
eat almost anything. Oh, well, no
food. We know that you try the treats all the time. He's like,
man, these bones are pretty good. Those
sticks that we have. But of course, it's drier than you
think it is.
Disgusting.
I've given into my dog. I want to make sure that, you know,
this is a guy that won't eat chicken breasts, but he'll eat a
dog treat.
Chicken breasts just disgusting. Dog treats, man. There's
something good going on there.
Anyway, so Okay, so I have our two questions. Now. These are
the questions
from here come the real question.
Question. Okay. All right. All right.
Here we go. All right.
Tell me a story about your mom.
A story about my mom
will my fondest memory one of my fondest memories of my mom is
first my parents were so incredibly encouraging with all
my antennas and radio shit, which kind of the opposite of
you? Yes. They were. They were very, they always encouraged it.
And they didn't really complain. I had antennas on the roof. I
was always on the roof. I mean, can you imagine your kids on the
roof, like five times a week, they didn't give a shit anymore.
Like, whatever, just don't Oh, my gosh,
and nowadays be like you're not getting up on the roof, you're
gonna kill yourself.
I'd be on the roof. And so I was setting up an FM transmitter was
14 or 15. And I remember I was trying to figure out how far the
signal reached and my mom said, Come on. Let's hop in the car.
And she drove around for an hour with me to find all the
different corners of the of the of the village and she back it
up and because you know the antenna is directional, and we'd
be listening on the car radio and it was so nice. I just
remember that was like, holy shit. How cool is my mom that
she's driving around? What's really cool. I have a pirate
radio station blasting. And by the time we got back there were
a couple of kids in front of our door like hey, man, we hear your
station. Oh, yeah. So that was just one of the stories
Nice. Nice. How about you? That's a fun memory. Yeah, don't
have fun.
Oh, come on. Give us a shit memory. Then about your mom, you
got it. You've got to share something. What I remember
about my mom, Pat. Pat was a smoker when I was growing up.
She actually in 1990. She got hypnotized and stopped cold
turkey for 30 years. stop cold turkey. But I remember as a
little girl, she would write us a note. And we'd have to take it
down to Roy's pharmacy. I would say please keep Tina a package
of Kent one hundreds,
oh my God, and they give you money, give you money to buy
money.
And I'd have to buy my mom's cigarettes and come back home
and give her her her cigarettes and mentioned the change and the
change. We never got anything. Nope. And she would tip is a
rude smoker. I mean, she would smoke at the dinner table. Oh my
god. Oh, no. But I remember one time I went to Roy's pharmacy to
go get my mom pack cigarettes. And I was like, you know, I'm
gonna steal some candy this is what I would do. I would take a
little paper bag. And I go and grab some candy. I'd go around
the corner and I put it in the bag. And then I would just walk
out like one day, all of a sudden I grabbed the candy. Got
my little paper bag went around the corner, put in there and
then Roy grabbed my arm. And he called the police. Oh.
Oh no. Yes. And
you were eight.
I was eight years.
Did you have the cigarettes with you too?
I'm sure I did. And all I got in big trouble. These wait until
your father gets home. Oh, yeah, I got sent to my room. And yeah,
I need
to tell a different story. That wasn't a fun memory. Traumatic
story, which I just recalled. And it's it was very traumatic
for a very long time for me. Oh, no. Yeah. So on. I think it was
this is called true confession. Yeah, I think so, um, five or
six. And I would walk back from school. That first grade
kindergarten, first grade, first grade. And it was it was you
know, it was probably like quarter of a mile wasn't that
bad. The crossing guards and it was a straight line. You
couldn't really mess it up. And it was safe neighborhood in
Maryland. And I think there was like, once a week, sometimes my
mom would be doing something so I'd have to go into the To do
the court, I remember the name of the court crazy how we were I
know, Mitchell Street, and this was do we court? And I would, I
would be with the neighbors there and wait until my mom came
home. And I remember walking home one day and the car wasn't
out front. I'm like, Oh, I guess I have to go to do the court. So
I walked back, I go up to do the court. And I go to, I wish I
remembered her name. He's like, Adam, what do you do here? I
said, Well, I think you're supposed to be here today. And
she says, My mom didn't mention anything. So she tried to call
my mom said it's a busy signal. So you know, waiting and
waiting, she tried calling a couple times, and then would
just keep getting a busy signal said, you know, I think you
should really go go and check and make sure that you know that
that you should not be home. So now, so not being there, like
half an hour, maybe 4040. I don't remember. And I remember
walking down mitr Street and I see a cop car in front of my
house. And oh, my mom comes out and she's flipping. Oh, she was
so I guess my dad had taken the car or something. And so she
thought I'd been kidnapped. And of course, she was trying to
call everybody this is the days before call waiting. So you
know, the business right, the busy signal I remember. And I
felt really, really guilty. I still feel weirdly No. Yeah, it
was very truth. It was parents
were worried about you. I don't know.
Last, but that didn't last past seven once I started to turn
into a shit at eight or nine. Yeah.
I remember when we were kids, we would walk over to HESCO pool
which was probably it had to be at least a mile, mile and a half
from our house. We would be gone all day we would wash your hair
in the morning and swim at the pool. My mom would give us a
quarter so we could buy ice cream. And then after we would
walk home and we'd be gone all day long. That's what you do. I
would never let my girls do that when I was growing up. No.
Anyway, he was so crazy how we recall things like I remember
our phone number. When we when I was growing up. I remember it
just came to me 8454855 I've just remembered it. Well, you
were that's what it was
you were the touchtone teller. So that was for the bank. It's
kind of in your your DNA.
All right, last question. Tell me a dream. You remember. You
don't dream? You can?
Of course everybody dreams. You don't remember it. I sleep so
deeply I relate to you tell me a dream that you have you start.
I have this reoccurring dream all the time. Where I am in
school. And I know a lot of people have
this the one where I'm always dickhead in your dream. No, I'm
always like, you were looking at other women in my dream? Like
are you your dream in mind? Both baby?
No, I have this recruit. I have not had those dreams lately. But
I've had this recurring dream, actually two of them, where I'm
in a plane and a glass plane. And it's going down down into
the water. But but the one that's most recurring is I'm in
school. And I haven't been to math class the whole semester.
And it's the finals. And I haven't done any of the homework
and I haven't prepared an app to go take the final nightmare. And
I That's a common dream.
So I don't have any of these. What I do is I go to sleep and I
think of a something I want to do I want to solve usually a fun
challenge. Like how am I going to rebuild the studio computer?
And I literally will. Yeah. And I fall asleep thinking about it.
And I wake up and I usually have answers and I just like like,
last night I went to bed and I thought okay, I'm going to
rebuild this thing. I'm going to do the screen layout like this
and I'm going I'm sleeping and I woke up this morning and after
breakfast I went in and did it so that's what I do in my I'm
very productive. Damn now I don't waste my time on crashes
and shit. I'm building stuff
here in my dreams special. Very special.
Very special individual. Shall we call it a day? Yeah, let's
call it thank you so much baby.
Hey, thanks for meet me here tonight. I love you. I love you.
That's it for curry in the keeper for this beginning of
August. Remember us with curry in the keeper.com we'll see you
in two weeks everybody. Bye bye
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