And she can keep in mind. Everything's fine. You got all
that you need the Karianna keeper
Yeah curiata Key during the keeper for October 12 2022
Episode 20 300 Hello my queen. Hello, we're a day late. We have
broken my cardinal rule of pod
and I just got a message on Instagram from John John Jensen
I believe he said something's missing from my podcast feed
like this is this a good reason?
Well first of all this is my cardinal rule. Yes, people say
what should I really think about what I do my podcast had
released it on the same day every day more or less the same
time? Yes. And we broke this rule we did and I just we will
explain the reason Yes. But I want you to know is your fault.
But Now do you understand how conflicting it is? Sometimes
like with no agenda where I just have to do the show? Yes. No,
no, no agenda. There's no really don't feel like it sometimes or
no, no agenda.
There's no flexibility it's the other myriad of podcasts that
you do that you remain flexible but not good. It's not good.
Yeah, it's not good. You remain you remain flexible to other
people's schedule, but you are there
that's a good quote like so. But anyway, so I'll take it on me it
was my fault that that we didn't do the show because you went Do
you want to do the show? And I was like,
Well, we went out to dinner last night it was home at nine
o'clock was a bad producer.
I should have said no get in there. We have to do this get in
there get work at Woman
Yeah, but it was nine o'clock and I knew I knew you weren't
going to be able to bring it so I let you off
my let you off the hook. Thank you I'm so grateful.
Wow. First things first. What are we drinking? What do you
drink?
In the give me a cheers first. Here we go. Have almost forgot
that part of the show. Oh, that's right. I've been drinking
this already. This is this is our one of our house wine. Yes,
it's
the Argyle he's not allowed to touch any of the other wines
that I
haven't we and by the way, Dylan over to vaudeville he's probably
hating me right now because we just got our our winter fall is
our fall wyness like
we belong to their wine club.
So we got four bottles, which he you know, we always discuss this
stuff. And I know he's listening. He's like, what
Argyle when he listened to the show? Yeah. When we discussed
the discuss his
wine. Yeah, of course. Well, we will discuss it in about 35
days.
Anyway, this is from Willamette Valley which is where all the
great pinos in America come from. And it is a Pinot Noir it
is Argyle it costs about 13 bucks heb dynamite to feel good.
What do you what do you drink and
drink any come straight from Mexico? It's Topo Chico mineral
water? Oh, Topo Chico, carbonated? Yes. Very nice. What
years 2022
You're lucky to have one they did. It's hard for them to get
glass so that it's hard to get to Topo Chico,
I'm drinking in a wineglass and I do I do miss wine. And after
this show, only two more shows. Okay, no wine. So
wait a minute. This goes against everything I've been hearing in
the past week, because I heard oh, we're gonna do a 30 hard
after the 75 hard and then we're gonna go basin to wall to wall
and the Grand Canyon.
So so it was brought up like what happens after phase one.
And I said there's a phase two, and it's 30 days.
Who brought this up? Who's 20 in the group? Yeah. Who's
filmmaker, give me give me their name. I can't remember one who's
the troublemaker.
But I said I was already thinking about well, before that
know, somebody asked that question. I said there's a phase
two, and it's 30 days and I said, I'm down. And Renee said
I'm down and I think Inga said I'm down. And so I told Adam, I
go Yeah, people are gearing up for phase two. If I could have
recorded the look on your face, like, like your child that just
got their ice cream stolen from them.
Okay, for people who don't understand, my wife is doing the
75 hard program and which is great, fantastic. The only
problem is there's no sugar, which is not a problem and no
wine for the 75 days and that is ruining the show. And then in
addition to missing the show date, I think we're we've put
ourselves behind. Oh,
nevermind. I'm trying to get healthy. And when Tommy was here
the other day Tom was like, how's the show without her drink
and you go, it's been really flat. The show's very flat.
You walked out? Tommy's like, Hey, man, what's wrong with the
show?
How's the show going without her drinkin and right away? He
chimed in, it's flat. The shorts flat and he was
saying he was setting you up. Yeah, it was good. Yeah. But
okay, so why are we late? Tina? Why, why? Why are we a day late?
What outfit? What went wrong? what possibly could have come up
in our life that we were so not prepared to do the show?
Okay. We went out to dinner with Pastor Jimmy and his wife,
Annette from the bridge church yesterday last night. So it was
really special occasion. This is the first time that Adam has met
Pastor Jimmy and Annette and so he kept telling me get that
dinner date get them scheduled that dinner date. And I did. And
it ended up being almost a three hour dinner, which was lovely.
They're absolutely lovely, lovely people.
A couple of things. On our way, there were both like, you're
like, I'm kind of nervous. I was like, Yeah, I'm not nervous, but
I have it. And I described it when were there. I said it was
kind of like, there's the guy from the TV. You know, it's like
it was gonna meet this. I wouldn't say celebrity but the
same vibe. Like you know, if you meet Joe Rogan for the first
time, because I only know him from the YouTubes Oh, pastored
Yeah, yeah. And so that was really nice. And yeah, he was
kind of he looks to say on TV. I miss, I told you this. I miss
when you say Pastor Jimmy and Annette it has it mean, it
doesn't sound right.
And that needs a title. Yes,
Pastor Jimmy and Dame Annette or something. Thank you. We were
talking last night we talked about Hey, Jimmy, like, Oh,
Pastor Jimmy. I don't know what's etiquette? I don't know
if it makes any difference to him. Yeah, yeah. It was really,
really nice.
It was and they were very interested in our faith journey
and how I came to find bridge church. And they were just, they
were really interested in asked lots of questions. And we shared
our whole story. And we shared how we're surrounded by this
amazing community of people who have given us so many gifts and
who have sent us so many best wishes and how many people have
said that they've prayed for us. And we thought it was so nice to
share that with them.
And I felt this morning, I was thinking about it. And I felt
kind of bad. It's like, because you want to network just huge,
like backup, guys. And so Jimmy and I just you know, talking but
it was much more me talking about what he does and about
faith. And I felt like man, I kind of gypped him. I didn't
give him any MTV stories. And you know, that's why we're gonna
have him over. I feel a little bad about that. Yes, very one
one way. No,
it was fine. But last night, I did make the decision. They're
going to have a worship service on November 2, and I've made the
decision that I'm gonna get baptized. Yeah. So I'm really
excited about
good gifts with bit with a bat. I should
yeah, I think you need to buy me some really, really nice
laughs as my new bud. Jimmy, and what do I get? My wife? Her
baptismal?
Yeah. But before that, a couple of weeks ago, Julie and Ben were
in town, and they came to church with me. And that was really
special because Julie was the one that told me about the
bridge church. And then pastor Jimmy got up in the front of the
church, and he asked people to come forward who wanted to
commit to Jesus in front of the church. And apparently he had
never done that before. That's what Annette had said, and he
came down from the stage. And I went up there, I went up there,
it was me and for four or five other people. And that was that
was really an incredible moment for me as well. And you were
watching. I was like, I was
watching it. And here's so here's how Jimmy and I discussed
this moment. Last night, I said, that was really beautiful. And I
watched the whole thing. You stepped out of your key light
really needed. He said, Oh my God. He said we had that very
same conversation in the in the production meeting. Yeah. And
you know, we got into talking about production and these
BlackMagic cameras, as I can tell, it's, yeah, he's an audio
guy. That's why I did discuss it with him. I said, you know,
outside of the words, you speak in the sermon in the clear, you
know what you bring? It's a great show, and I don't take it
the wrong way. But it's a good show. Yeah. Oh, I thank thank
you. I preach because yeah, you gotta format you got your, your
worship team doing their thing. Their striper
greatest, you gotta kick out of that. Podcast anyway. So it was
a lovely, lovely evening. And
one thing I'll say is that when I saw him and later the manager
of the restaurant came over Todd, and Todd is like I said,
his name, I don't even remember, like six foot, at least six foot
tall hat cowboy dressed in black, you know, big, big guy
tattoo with you know, what was this? By justified? And he and
Jimmy know each other really, when I looked at him like, Oh,
this is this is this is the American male.
This Texas man describes but
also Christian and just I was like, Yeah, and I think about
other men in my life. So yeah, good. Good. produce. Yeah,
yeah, that's true. Yeah. So that's why that's why we didn't
record the show last night because it ended up being almost
a
three hour dinner at nine o'clock or whatever it
is, like all of a sudden, I'm usually asleep on the couch.
Do you mean I would just there was this moment we both went,
ah, because we've been talking so much. I got Lena. Look over
to us. What do you say woman?
We gotta go. We gotta show to record that.
It was really nice. And yeah, it was it was. I look forward to
speaking well, yeah, it was a privilege. Yeah. Also nice to
know that we have become total and utter beef snobs.
Oh, my gosh, a second. Okay, and see cattles fault
him. You Texas slim damn Damn, you call Bolton. Damn, you damn
you with your products?
Oh, I know, because we had gone to where were we? The first time
it was named the restaurant? Oh, no. Yes. Okay, there were two
restaurants in Fredericksburg. I couldn't even eat my steak last
night. I didn't it tastes so different.
I couldn't eat it. But I was like, our our our beef kicks
this beef as five times Yeah. Any day.
Yeah. I mean, it's once you go to this. Grass fed grass
finished regenitive Farm beef. There's no turning back. I'm
officially a beef snob. And I'd like to say that my friend Renee
who's in Florida. She got KNC cattle too. So I'm joined the
club.
But we're not just beef beef subs now. We're hog snobs like a
rubbin lard all over our face. And our crap snacks and
everything. Feral life yeah, no. It's probably a bunch of these
ranchers are getting together look with these idiots man and
putting lard on their face will look good. Beef their
magic. I put in my face and I I didn't realize he sent me to
Skin Food. And that's
stuff. Yeah, that's the good stuff.
I did. I wanted to Pharaoh dot
life. Yeah. Charl beef initiative.com If you're looking
for some, some of the beef where and if you'd argyll.com Like
this wonderful. Why?
Um, so I have a triumph, to discuss that I have a complaint.
All right, a triumph and a complaint. I don't know which
one I like first ago was a complaint. It's pretty nail. Oh,
here we go.
You need to step it up. Your lists are they're weak. They're
weak have a list. And I said, Do you have a list? And you said
no. You're the one who's taking care of the list. I'm like,
wait, what? I have how many bullet points do you have on
your list?
123456709. I have 22 emails? Oh, yes. 22. But you see this is?
It's my show. It's interesting, because the Vortech usually has
about 23 clips. I usually have about 37
in your slash slack. And I like responding
to all the gripes you have about me. So what was the good news?
Triumph? The triumph? Yes. Okay.
Last week, or two weeks ago, we were talking about my Seven
Habits of Highly Effective People. That was the name of the
book. I don't think Peggy read that book. And Peggy
immediately. She was I read it and I read it several times. So
I went into I think you owe me Satoshis was up 500,000 Satoshi.
Oh, that's right. Okay. I shall deposit them to your shop. Just
put them in your fountain wallet. Yes, I use that. For my
brief. No agenda. Boy. Yeah, of course. That's the whole point.
Yeah, well, I will definitely 500,000 that. Was that the bid
now?
50,000. Satoshis. 50,000. Satoshis.
I'm happy. I'm happy to send you 500 for some extra special
consideration.
Not 5k 50,050 50k. Yeah.
Okay, Tina mix Scrooge. 50,000 is 10 bucks. It's 10 bucks.
Yeah. Oh, where am I gonna spend it? Hey, I'll get you another
bottle. Argyle?
Half a bottle. Exactly. Oh, speaking of did we discuss
Oktoberfest?
No, no, my sister Tony came into town and so we yeah, we weren't
we
Yeah. And that was kind of weird because we so they have the
Oktoberfest on The Marktplatz Yes. And like oh, just go home
pop polish, go see how it is. And we also kind of wanted some
crafts and stuff like harvest the type things but that
apparently was all out at the fairgrounds at the airport. I
didn't know that even even Danny the know Danny told me. Danny
the pool guy. Yeah. And it was Kathy and Jerry who have been
here all their lives in the vape shop and they didn't even know
it. So what we had was beer meat on a Stick and poke it down.
That was that was pretty much everybody. was dressed in their
bleeder hose later Jose. Yes. Cute. Yeah, I mean, I guess that
if you're I mean, I'm not drinking so I got my Saturday
behind maybe
this is why it wasn't so much fun because ruining podcast and
October handedly just
pulling you down in life.
Temporarily it's like it's like, it's transitionary it's
transitory
like inflation. Um, yeah, I mean, I don't know that I ever
have to go again. I mean, it was like,
I wouldn't. I would go to the fairground.
I would go to just to see
because according to Danny, who's a you know, 20th
generation who is a German Texan? Yeah. He says, Oh, they
have blue ribbon. Everything. Blue Ribbon. Oh, hogs. bale of
hay Blue Ribbon bale of hay.
Seriously. Yeah, there is such a thing today. According to Danny,
Blue Ribbon bale of
hay for the best pay for the best bale of hay. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah. Well, we wanted to participate in our community. So
that's why we went and was. I'm glad we went. We participate.
Yeah.
We never have to go again. No,
it was nice having Tony here. That was fun. Yeah, but before
that,
we went to Dame Angela was in town and we went to otter Creek
Winery. Yes. We went there. She was actually shooting a
commercial there. And so she said they weren't throwing it.
They were having a concert because that was part of the
commercial. And so she said, yeah, come on, be my VIP guests.
So as soon as we walked in, she came over and got us great
seats. There weren't many people there. But we had a bottle of
wine and a bottle of champagne and bottled water for me.
Yeah. ruining things. nationwide. All the beautiful
people in the in the TV shoot all the and they were all from
Los Angeles.
There was one Russian girl and she said the Russian girl didn't
smile the whole time that
until she got on a roller skates. Yeah, because she was of
course one of those defected. ice skaters probably. Yeah. But
there was also a couple of vegans and they were like, man,
there's nothing here for me to eat and Angela's like you're in
Texas ditch. And then
she said one of the women and they were filming at the spot.
She said she goes, she had the incurious look on her face. And
she was like, the reason she's angry is probably because she's
hungry.
Now, you know, this is how TV people talk behind Tallis back.
That's what we do. Now. You understand? Roger Ailes? Yeah,
this is exactly how it goes. Yeah, you know better
that's yeah, so that was fun, though to kind of see that
emotion and you know, just beautiful outside it was outside
the concert was outside we were
and we had some CUDA reboard jacked up because she apparently
Angela saw this your CUDA reboard leaving the kitchen? She
went Ah, yeah, take that back and pile some more on. Yeah.
Yeah. That was great.
It was fun. It was fun. So we did that. And then we also went
and met a rancher. We went
to, we went to see cattle to pick up our latest. Our latest
order. Yeah. Well, tell me what was your experience had? Because
I've done that I've done the KMC cattle run. Tell me what you
thought. Well, it was it was not what I expected. So I figured it
was gonna be south
for how do you how do young lady
took the words right out of my head?
I knew it. I know. When I'm like, I'm trying to see if you
gauge your your, you're like, This is the office.
It was like this little like, I don't know, box. There was no
bathroom. Because you go I'm gonna go use your bathroom. And
we went outside and I go, I'm going next you go. There's no
bathroom out there. I just I just peed against like, oh,
no, this was the point. These are these are the men who are
making it happen. You know, this is why we can deliver it at an
affordable price. Well,
I appreciate that. Now, human resource, you're right. And I
thought we were going to pull up to some gates and had a K and a
C on it. And it was going to open
up there to be fair down in Luling, which you'll see when we
go there. That's more more like that. They have the processing
plant and everything. Yeah, but this is just purely for the for
the cows.
So So Adam asked Cole who is the the owner he's on right? And he
said, Can you show Tina the cows, the cows. So he's driving
through or driving through this like cement production? Like
where are where are these coasts? And apparently they
lease out part of the land summit recycling. So he pulls up
and he pulls up to this fence and he honks his horn, and then
all of a sudden way from yonder comes all these cows. They're
like, they're coming and he's like, oh, yeah, they're
expecting to be fed.
It looks fake news, because there was no food. Yes, of
course.
I took a video of it and I sent it to my friend Tiffany. She's
like, I can't I can't look at that. I can't I can't speak
about She couldn't Yes. And I'm like, I don't think of him in
that way. So
but don't when you look at that, do you understand now when you
say, Oh, my, you know, this is what eventually, coal is there
to nurture and love the cow and feed it until it's time for the
cow to feed us? Yes. Oh, it's circle of life. And that circle
is a beautiful circle
and they take care of their cows. I mean, they're cared for
and the sad part about it is he was talking about they haven't
had any boy. Yeah, no rain. Yeah, it's been hard. Yeah.
Yeah. But it was fun. And we we came home with a bounty full of
we did beautiful beef.
Yeah, we did. Yeah. Oh, very
good. I'm glad you enjoyed that experience. Yeah,
yeah. It was really it was really nice. They're
gonna expand out here. Are they? Yeah, they're gonna start
selling out here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Nice. Yeah, what do you
say? Yeah, they're doing HOAs. Now where they'll go in, they'll
fire up the grill, give everyone a little taste and then have
been placed orders have been placed orders come back and do
another one to bring the orders. It helps with the shipping cost
for sure. That's the problem. Like without the shipping, it's
mean.
And if something gets messed up, if something doesn't get
delivered, and it falls out, then yeah, they have to eat that
cost, right? Yes. Yeah. Which is not good. But
I would say now that I've really calculated but cost wise, we
haven't gone out we're going out a lot less. And we're eating a
lot more by eating at home from from the KFC caviar. Really? I
mean, it's unbelievable how much that saves.
Now that I'm a beef snob. Big time only going to be able to
eat chicken. Are
you going to have a burger somewhere else? Yeah. Oh, I
know. I know. It's like what is this crap?
I know. As bad.
Yeah. I'll bring my own burger. My own beef everywhere I
go. Here is up for me. Let me go in the kitchen and drill it out.
Let me do it. Yeah, mess with me. Yeah, so I we had another
social event. Yes. The for the vaudeville event. Oh, yes. This
was interesting. This was a good one. This was interesting. I
would you find interesting about it.
Well, first of all, not so this is vaudeville which is you know,
classy restaurant in town. But it's more bistro and they're
only open certain nights. This is to Canadian French Canadian
guys who run it. Darling. Darling guys. Yes.
Yeah. Very handsome. Very, very. Yeah. Very, very nice. Very
nice. Yeah.
Yeah, gracious. And so that you remember the of the wine clubs,
you go to pick up your wine and they try to sell you more, which
is a good deal. You know, and they, they Pouria all their
selections and you hang out with people. And right away there was
like, Mark and Julianne Lian who've been unsuccessful at
connecting with
Yeah, I texted her. I haven't heard back from her. But I did
test her.
And just a whole bunch of people. It was like we met a lot
of people that night.
You know what I found interesting. All the people
said, I know which house you live in. I know your house. I
know where you live. And I'm like, there were some real
estate people there too. So they know who we were. Hello. Hello,
the pod father and the keeper of Fredericksburg, Texas. And this
is like some secret. I don't think we rule this town, baby.
Yeah, hardly. But you watch
that I want to, but I thought that was really interesting.
Like, oh, yeah, I walk in your neighborhood. And oh, yeah, I
know which house you're in. Um, but I just I was surprised by
that. That so many people knew that. But it's kind of nice,
because we're meeting people or meeting people in the community.
And yeah, yeah, hopefully we can get together with Julian and
Mark sometime soon. Go be fun.
And all of our friends from Austin. Don't call us anymore.
They hate us.
Yeah. Oh, well. I wouldn't know Brian. I still hear from Brian.
I wonder if I wonder if awesome people think they're out there.
Far and we're not going to call they would don't want to come
in. Yeah. Which may or may not be true, but that's not
the point. Well, maybe maybe this is a problem because Brian
had texted me earlier. Ryan,
your boyfriend? My BFF Brian. Yes. So
he texted me.
Here's a score and in my voice.
I hear it. I hear I got a funny story about that. So he goes,
I'm going to breakfast with Governor Abbott on the 24th if
you want if you all want to join it's MBK it's it's free. I go if
it was closer I would. He goes I know it's a trek, but wasn't
sure how often you all rode the Conestoga wagon back to
civilization. As we said by friends work, so I said. I said
ha I love my safe free of homeless criminals. You do you
boo in that totally mismanaged shithole called Austin.
Wow. Wow. He
goes I'm in cedar park. Oh, you got butt slam? I said I was a
little harsh. My bucket wasn't really late. No, you just get
tired of people making you know who else doesn't Dale Dale makes
fun of Fredericksburg all the time. to Mike, I like it here,
but he's born in Austin. So this is their job.
Nice. No. Speaking of Brian.
Oh, really? Do we have to speak up
and tell you the story? This is so. So Brian wants he's going to
open up our merch store.
Oh please. Yes. He's not going to do anything of the sort.
Yeah,
he's already he's already doing the challenge coins. He's
working on
it. Show me the money. Okay, show me.
So Jake, who is in our 75 Hard group only guy, he's the guy in
Hawaii. He's the Submariner Submariner. And Jake messaged me
on Instagram. He said, I can help out you know if Brian I
know how to get them or I divert them? Yes, the challenge coins.
And I said Well, can I give Brian your number? And he said
absolutely. So I gave Brian his number and Jake is now Brian's
vice BFF
Oh, Jake, Jake. Only I'm sorry, Jake, because I know Jake Jake.
If I had known I would have I would have thwarted this because
here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna be 20,000 leagues
under the sea. And believe it or not, somehow Brian's DM is gonna
come through then you're gonna come topside and it's gonna be
blink blink blink blink blink blink your phone's gonna be
blown up Brian so I'm sorry bro i If I'd known I would have
stopped that right away
this is the funny part so so they're texting and and Brian
screenshots and Jake goes you're gay right
because I said it on the show.
Wait, hold on a second. Now I feel bad maybe Jake was trying
to
bribe Oh cheeks Mary's got four kids doesn't doesn't mean he's
not good. Oh, don't say that. Jake. He doesn't mean it. That's
mean.
Mean everything I say? I have no problem. You really have no
problem with Jake being gay with Brian at all.
Thought it was hysterical.
All of our gate listeners are rolling their eyes
to joke it was just a joke. I just thought it was funny that
Jake actually believed that but but Jake owes us Brian's a hoot.
I said yeah, he's he's definitely very nice.
I feel bad now. It's actually sticking on Brian. I should I
should. I should pump the Brian loves
to talk about him. So anyway, I thought that was I thought that
was hysterical. Yeah, I was just sticking with your group
for a moment.
The 75 Hard group.
Yeah, just thoughts, prayers. love going out to everybody in
Florida. I know that Renee is in Fort Myers.
From the she's not in Fort Myers she's I believe she's north and
north. But man I know a couple people at Ryan is
my friend Teresa lost everything in her condo every this
including her car
and the mu and the media has just moved on you know, but this
is this is not and this was not light.
No is a big deal. DeSantis is working magic out there. They
just reopened the causeway causeway to get to Sanibel
Island, which was was completely destroyed. What I heard from my
girlfriend Teresa today that a lot of the insurance companies
are considering the storm surge flooding. And if people don't
have flood insurance, they're not covering it. So people have
just been the app they're going to be destitute. I mean, total
dork. Oh my gosh. So yes, yeah. Yeah, I know. I know.
But I pray I pray I pray for the Florida pee. No, I
do too. I do too. But can I just give you a quick 75 Hard update?
The whole show is about curry and the keeper and the 75 hard.
Please give me an update look so sad.
Let
me guess the update. The update is we all did an exercise
outside yesterday. And then we did inside yesterday and we
drank a gallon of water and then we read a book for 10 pages and
then we took a picture. And then we
Adam curry. I know that's just rude. Look, I'm not talking
about
I'm just kidding. I'd love to hear you
know, I just wanted to say on day number 40 We're at day
number 40. So we have 35 We're more than halfway through
you are the other day you actually got to make on board a
question worth 90 minutes inside outside all this stuff and I'm
bored I need something else to do.
Okay, you know, because I have it down I have my schedule down
where all the activities that have to do from the workouts to
the reading I'm done by three o'clock
you do extracurricular activity you have your your your your
daily Bible reading and your God shot and the daily devotional
and just like the old and
all that housework that I do and yeah well I do
most of them
yes are you do
have I not jumped in and done above and beyond I have that
on my list I have let's skip
to that
Adam being so supportive skip to that making the bed making me
coffee and make his own bed. I taught you well doing the dishes
so I could work out early. So when I have an appointment, like
when I have to go in for my IVs
I usually do the clean the dishwasher. But you
made the bed. I was like you made the bed? Because usually I
do that. No, I'm not complaining. But
anyway, you told me you have a stressed tight schedule. I know
where to help you the same for me.
You've been supportive. You have you've been supportive. But just
just real quick. So we're all doing great. 40 days, we're all
reading our books, where you know, we're more than halfway.
And I just love this group I love. I have all these new
friends and I just I adore them. Yeah, it's a really good group.
And I'm on my second book, which is atomic habits. We talked
about that. Did we? Yes, I thought we did.
Tell me about atomic habits. It's about you
know about establishing good habits for yourself and how you
can stack your habits and how you you know like the the
pointing and calling. We talked about that last pointing and
call. Yeah. Yes. So I'm almost done with that book. And then I
have I have either a Max Lucado book I'm gonna read which is
John 316. Or I'm gonna read. Oh my gosh, I can't remember the
name of the book, but it's got the F word in it. Ah, the F
word. Yeah. I can't remember. Anyway, so I have my two books.
Did you order this? Yes. Sitting on the table. I don't remember
what's
on the Amazon. Yeah,
I did. Yeah.
Now I kind of want to know what that was. Why don't you order
with an effing Hey, did you know that it's some kind of sale on
Amazon. De master sale. Oh, here it is. The Subtle Art of not
giving an
F Oh, okay. Yeah, that so I have that book and the counter
intuitive approach
to living a good life.
Yeah. I yeah, I think the atomic habits book is interesting, but
I'm so organized. That you know, me being a quadrant two person.
I'm so organized. I have good habits, cording to Obi Wan
Kenobi quadrant two from seven habits. Yeah, I'm from the third
constellation. So anyway, so when I said you know, I'm kind
of bored. That's I'm like, I you know, what's gonna be my next
challenge. This is the thing that this program taught me.
Exactly. This is the thing that taught me I can do anything I
can I put my mind to, oh, God, one end of the steps and so I
was like, you know, I want to do what do you want to do? I've
been floating the idea of doing the rim to rim in Grand Canyon.
Hiking it.
You always gotta follow rim to rim with Grand Canyon. Sure.
Well, you looked at me. Yeah. So the way my mind works
was like floated the idea to the group and then it turned into
how about if we go on a one day hike and go to a spa
my idea of the room to rim in the Grand Canyon was you go rim
to rim, whatever. And then I come down with a chopper pick
you up. We go have lunch. Back and then to the spa.
Yeah, because Adam cannot hike. i Oh,
you'd be surprised I can hike my ass off. I just choose to spend
my time wisely.
Okay, anyway, that's the 75 heart update. It's going well I
need a jingle
75 Hard update.
Well, it's gonna be over. It's gonna be over in in a little bit
more than a month.
Dear, dear producers listeners I made a huge gaffe the other day.
Oh, yeah. Once you do so this is a very interesting situation.
Oh, oh. Now you would probably surprise when I all by myself
organized Tommy and Matthew to come and pour the cement for the
flagpole. I was like what I thought that scene would be
there for another
sitting in there for a month right? What Tina
gave me for my birthday beautiful 20 foot flagpole and
American flag and a Texas Texas flag. So I got to tell me and
Matthew was really taught me to supervise a Matthew because he
knows cement and so we're doing our thing out there and oh by
the way so so when that when these guys come by this is my my
1520 minutes you know I can see my total testosterone Texas dude
you know talking crap about stuff bustin on each other. You
know, it's fun. And and Matthew. Oh,
are you Oh, yes.
Go ahead and tell tell tell everybody what
you saw. Matthew is working hard he's trying to
explain to Tommy is well you know, Tommy is. Matthew is so he
was working with Tommy And Matthew is, you know, born and
raised Fredericksburg. You know, total. I mean, you could not be
more redneck than Matthew, even though he's of course a
sweetheart of a
really nice guy. But he's, he's put he's leveling out the pole
and I'm watching him I look at his arm. He's got this tattoo on
his arm that is shockingly vulgar. That's all I can say. If
you're looking at it, like what? That thing needs clothes on it.
He needs a tattoo with some pants on that.
Tommy and I are looking at each other. We're looking at science
dude. And Tommy's like, Oh my God, and then you go inside.
Matthew, man, what are you doing? You gotta put that you
gotta put clothes on that thing. He was really embarrassed
though.
I know. Because I looked I looked out the window as he was
he was pretty sure. He was
really embarrassed about man. He really needs a tattoo. We were
watching his ass over
the eye. Let's just say I've never quite seen anything like
it. Right. So anyway, so the cement dries and then now he was
a gross miscommunication. Oh. Now it was going to be ready
Monday morning. And I'm so you have to understand how excited
about this is like the another piece of the puzzle of me
becoming a full Texan is you gotta have your flagpole with
you. You know, I got my ar 15 I got all this I need to flagpole
with your Texas flag. And so I'm super excited. But Monday was a
all flags have to be at half mast, right and this and you get
called out particularly in Fredericksburg, certainly by
veterans, if it's on a certain day where it should be half
mast. And I was like, and this was national firefighter day. I
was like, I don't want the first time I raised my flags to be
half mast doesn't feel right. So I waited another day, Tuesday
morning, you go off for your walk. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm
gonna
put the flags up real quick. And then I came in I was in the
bathroom. But I
was like, Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go surprise T and I'm
gonna put the flags up said look, they're already up.
They're already flying because I was excited to have them flying.
And we had some wind and everything so they would flap in
the wind. And then you come home. And then all I hear is oh,
you ruined my moment. Is that? No, no, I practice this is
exactly. Exactly how you mean to your wife ruin my moment? I like
did I ruined my moment?
Yes. You're in the bathroom. And you said you ruined my moment. I
did.
I said, you ruined it. I wanted to I wanted to film it. That's
what I said. I wanted to film you putting you raising your
flags. It's what I said.
And it was all about you know, it was my flag.
So I film and he's like, wait a minute, do I have the Texas
flag? Right? No one was upside down.
No, no, wait, hold on a second. This is not how that went down.
So you're you weren't all of a sudden all like happy again? No,
you got that sourpuss face. And then you say you can make it up
to me by boiling eggs. Yep. And then when you came home the eggs
not only boiled they were peeled. They were peeled the
yolks had been had been extracted. I even waited with
the egg whites to give them to the die.
Because you ruined my moment. I
ruined your moment with my present. What is wrong with
women? Weird. It makes no sense. Building
I wanted to capture the memory. Okay, so we got the memory.
Yeah, well, we filmed the memory and then you realize you had the
Texas flag upside down why
go bust me like that? Because I looked at I went that doesn't
feel right. And then I click look it up like
and it's white.
White for the clouds and red for rot on the ground. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I ruined your your moment. Oh, my
moment was ruined. My moment was fine until you came along behind
your mom. Yes. Yes. That's what happened.
Sorry. Sorry. No, baby. I love it. Yeah, I love it. Um, yeah,
so I want I have another complaint
What is this? Is this like family therapy? Okay,
complainer.
What is it with you and toothpicks? I find your
toothpicks everywhere. Have you noticed I started placing them
in strategic places. No, you haven't noticed that this is not
on your key. Bored on your razor,
and I like oh, that's smart. I put that on my razors. I can
find that. I've literally thought that Oh, that's cool
that I put no
I've been I've been putting them there because I find them
everywhere.
I should explain and don't worry because after much pain and much
expense the toothpicks will be no more to two steaks is because
of my rotten nasty horse face. Teeth. And I get our great
fantastic cane see cattle beef all jacked up in there all
wrapped around holes and cracked crap and loose goodness. I'm
getting ballers I'm sorry, don't worry, this will so it'll all
soon all be over and you could be able to stick a broom handle
between my teeth.
For sit on the couch, and there's a there's a toothpick.
And I don't know what it was sitting on the table and I'm a
handicap. Okay, so you're gonna put it in your pocket? And I
don't know because I found one in the washing machine and it's
gonna damage the wash
day. But do you understand why I need these is a tool. Horsey for
my horse. Got it. Anyway, so let's go right into that. Oh.
Oh, your teeth? Yes. Yeah.
How I'm buying sports cars for the dentist of Texas.
Yes. Oh, November 29. is the big day. Yeah. So if there's a curry
in the keeper, that that's a Tuesday, right?
I don't know if there's a curry in the keeper scheduled on that
Tuesday.
Like I should look real quick, too.
Yeah, so it turns out I have to. I have to have two operations.
There isn't your free. Oh, good.
I have to have two operations. One to rip everything out. And
yeah. Oh, no. I have Wednesday carrying the keeper. I don't
have it. No, I'm just telling you. Who's the producer?
I have November 23.
Could be all right. That's fine. Good with
me. It's automatically on my calendar every time so they have
to do a
bone transplant. With both get Pig, pig pig stuff,
huh? So what is it? What tastes like pork in your mouth?
Only when you kiss me. Lovely is pork rinds. All we're trying to
do is save as many teeth as possible and not have me
slipping or whistling? Yes, is the main thing but it's gonna be
it's gonna be a good three months of me with temporaries.
And I mean, they're supposed to be good. We'll see. Yeah, they
won't be. Yeah, I'm just gonna stay home with and if I go
outside, I put a bag over my head all day.
Well, you know what? I get extra masks? We can just slip. Don't
worry. I won't be using toothpaste anymore.
Oh, I'll take care of you. Don't worry.
Um, I am quite anxious.
I know. I know. My sister told me if you get the Valium. Make
sure they give you good stuff. Not that piddly two and a half
milligrams. She said you need at least five or 10 milligrams. So
the upside of, of Mitch, the periodontist who's doing the
actual operation is you know, we find out that we're pilots until
you know he's hooked me up with with with the serious people.
And he's like, yeah, man, we go flying, you know, anytime you
want to hang out. And so we probably talked for 15 minutes
just about flying. Okay. You're more new
friends. Now. You have lots of friends here. That's right.
Yeah, you do more than me. It's okay.
Maybe Maybe I'm just nicer. People want to hang out with me.
Tell me what the problem is. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, so that's
and just to wind that up, and I've been flying and I'm super
excited about about the process.
Yeah, me too.
So easy. These kids today. These kids know how they fly, man.
Everything's digital computerized. You know, when I
was a kid, we flew with steam gauges. We had goggles on like
beagles were open cockpit. These kids like Papa
Papa Papa. Papa, Papa papa. That's it. Okay, that'll be fun.
I'll be excited to go into the plane with you.
You're not excited? No, I
am. I want to I'll totally do it.
You'll try it you'll at least get
to the open I went into the open cockpit plane. Yeah, we are for
Valentine's Day.
This is more like a luxury luxury vehicle. Okay, air
conditioning, USB. Nice you can connect you can connect your
iPad your iPhone.
And it has a parachute. Yes
I love the USB feature is the parachute.
long as it has a parachute I'm okay is known
as caps the Cirrus airframe protection system I'm okay with
that. Notice it doesn't mention human protection system in that
but it will protect the airframe. Yeah, I'd be fine.
With me you'll be fine. All right. Ain't Oh, you know what
we should do for a moment here? thank a few people. Okay. Also
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corks, jokers. We got to hear from this now. Now it's time to
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that Oh, for sure. Thank you so much. That was really
believable.
I just kind of glossed over that. But people may have heard
me say that I boiled eggs for you and you ate the yolks. I
mean, this this does need to be discussed momentarily because
not only are you a a traditional ovum phobe you are the leader of
the ovum phobia. Grant. Yes. Discuss this. How you How did
you get over this?
You know, the yolks as long as they're boiled are not bad.
Good. It's got a lot of salt and you got to have a side of bacon.
And it's good. You gotta hold your nose. Close your eyes.
Whites cannot choke down the whites. Nope, nope. No, no.
They go to the dog can't choke them down.
No, I can't I can't try it. And so you know, I'm like, Oh, if I
like the yolks. Can you just scramble yolks? I don't know
that. I would like that. I don't know that's gone. You can you
can just scramble. Of course you can. But I don't mind them. I
actually don't mind them.
They've never done anything bad to you know, they're just yolks.
I know. The time was on top of your hamburger. That was a fried
egg. That was a bad that's when you were mean. Yeah, we're very
first or last time I was mean. I do have one other note here from
Andreas. Remember we were talking about growing up on the
last show? I think so. He says in the morning Adam. I enjoyed
your talking about the shopping van that would come around. Oh
yeah. Guy. When I went to Germany with my dad to visit my
family near Bremen in 95 we were visiting one of his ants. While
we were there, the fisherman stopped by he had a van with a
door on the slide like a food truck. He opened it up revealed
a complete glass case with fresh fish on ice. I thought that was
such a cool arrangement. I remember my mom Talking. Talking
about when we went over when I was a baby in the sauerkraut got
sauerkraut guy would come Oh my god. This guy's sauerkraut guy
Wow. The best she ever had. Every morning she would go hop
on the bike and get fresh rolls from the bakery. My dad was
German my mom from Sacramento. Also very happy you found
yourself a good pool service guy that makes life better to have
that expertise no kidding Andrea's
you know, and now everything is packaged with cartoon people on
the on the boxes and it's all by bioengineered food. It's crap. I
know. I mean Gone are those days of having fresh fish. Fresh
dairy, fresh bread. Fresh kraut sauerkraut. Oh, sounds yummy.
Yeah, we we need we need to be start making bread ourselves.
Seems like I don't eat bread.
So I guess I'll just make some in the pool house.
In the mining miners,
I could just get some dough and just put it in the in the pool.
Right? It's got to be 95 degrees in there. Yeah. So
I wanted to talk about how you hurt yourself the other day. How
you how's that bruise on your leg that never seem to surface?
Man? Oh, no. Why? Because it it hit the bone the bonus. Yeah.
So, okay, ladies, when when your man hurts himself or gets sick.
Is he worse than you? Or does he take it better than you? I don't
feel good. So Adam turns around, he hits the edge of the counter.
Do you wouldn't thought counter
move.
He said the counter jumped up five feet. You would have
thought this guy had his leg amputated. He was walking
around. He's like it's got a bruise. It's got a bruise. Good.
Look at my leg. I'm looking at I'm like, I don't see a thing.
But it's right here look like No, there's nothing there and
then he starts limping. Right. Am I right?
You know, the limp is real. Pain is real. What also is real is
Your scorn, like in my, this is the thing, like I'm hurting so
Okay, so it wasn't bad enough to bruise or whatever, but it was
very painful. And then all you can do is just go. Really
painful. What are you even doing with me? You know, I think
Brian, they just go live with Brian and Jake. We all live in.
Murray.
Wow. All right. I guess I'll redeem myself when you get all
your teeth fixed. And I have to take care of you and I'll make
you smoothies. fides, too,
to it's only been I think it'll only be a couple of days. It'll
be annoying, but I'll be right back to it. Don't you think?
Yes. It's gonna give me cool drone. I
think it's gonna be a little bit more than a couple days. I think
they'll probably be about fine. John
was all like, they don't know you. You'll be up and about by
Thursday. Sound Tuesday? Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. sutures. But
anyway, how is that Bruce?
Oh. You want to sever
surface? Yes, there is a I want to see it after the show. You
don't just show it to me now.
I want to double check. Hold on a second. Rather. I'm lucky it's
already subsided. Really, it's gone. When I would get up from
the couch from laying down. He would hurt you like the colored
lifted five feet in the air? Never said five feet. Yeah,
I have it in my notes. I have jumped five feet. You said and
then you you drag your?
Way. Okay, that's it. That's all I have on my list. That's all
you know, I had my when I was getting my IVs. So I've been
getting these i
Oh, this is so this is kind of cool. Because you really want to
get some flush. You want to talk about it?
Yeah, I had some I think I had some residual COVID.
I don't want to have a HIPAA violation here. Talking about
your medical history.
I think I had some residual COVID things. And I had
something going on with a lymph node. And so my functional
medicine doctor who I love, said, you know, why don't you
get a couple of these ozone IVs with glutathione in it. And what
they basically do is they take out your blood, so the bag is on
the ground, they take out your blood. And then once they take
it out, they add the ozone and they hook it up on the the IV
What is this? What's it called? This
is what they used to do in Switzerland with the Rolling
Stones and Robert Palmer all Banerjee all those guys who go
to Switzerland and have this blood recycled with ozone or
whatever pumped back. Yeah, now you can just get it on the hook.
Yeah, I've gotten four of them. And then they do the shadow glue
with five glue. Glutathione what is what is glutathione? I think
it helps with
I think it's when somebody's thick.
I'm not sure what it does is something good. I don't know.
You're good. You feel good from the glutathione. I'm sitting
there you know and I'm like I got my new I got my new tank top
on because I do my walking before I get there and I got my
new it's my no bull tank top. It's pink.
Where are you showing off? There's this place. Back and
forth sway things like I'm all sexy. I got my I got my nobles
shirt on
the scene. There's all recliners in there. So I'm sitting in my
recliner. There's cupholders in the recliner. There's little
trays of coffee on it. Yes. Great. Which I make for you.
Yes, you do. Thank you. But so I they have to take it out of my
right hand because I need my left hand text and Twitter with
Brian. And I and I tell the group I took a picture posted in
the group anyway. So Chuck, who is the nurse? Oh, he's retired.
He used to do Nero in neurological surgery. And he
retired and now he does the IVs for Dr. O'Leary. And really nice
guy. He has his Christian music playing in the background. I'm
like no, that's
striper again. And
anyway, so he's looking at the bag. So it's hanging on the IV
hook. He's looking at it and it's not dripping fast enough
because it has to go back into Europe, but
this is your blood in
my blood. And so what happens is,
so can I just say yeah, I would pass out so quick if I can't
even imagine my looking at my firstly take my blood out. Then
I'm looking at in a bag and it's going back into me. That whole
idea trips me out. You know,
I'm so used to it, but what's Interesting is that when they
add the ozone and it's like this candy apple red color the blood
like candy apple. That's normal. There was a woman who was cut
out this is a couple of weeks ago they were having they were
taking her blood her blood was almost black, like dark black
red. I'm like, and she even said to the nurses like why is my
blanc so black? You're almost
dead man. This will be shut door. No. So what happened?
No. Okay, so I don't know why her blood was black or no.
happened to you. Okay, so what's the point of the story besides
that make me feel antsy and my to have to. Physically my arms
clench up when I think about the IV and stuff. Oh, it's
not that bad. trauma. Oh, I know. But let me finish my
story. So, so he's got it hooked up, and it's bright candy apple
red, and he's looking at that dripping and he's tapping it.
He's like tapping where it's coming out of the bag. And the
thing breaks loose and blood goes
everywhere. My blood pressure's blood catches
it before the whole bag empties out. It's on all over my shirt.
It's on the wall. Oh,
my God is on the floor.
And there. He's like, Oh my gosh. So you had to call him the
nurse to help me. Then they're like, are you? Are you okay? Are
you okay? I'm like,
yeah, it can't be like, you're gonna hear from my lawyer.
I kind of feel bad for you. Because he's like, this never
happened. So I didn't realize it. They were cleaning it up.
All over the cheap side of the chair. They had to repaint the
wall, but I got up. I got up to leave and I looked down. It
looked like a crime scene. I'm not kidding you. I'm not
kidding. Now. I'm like, Hey, don't tap that bag. Yeah, so
that's the story. It really helps though. It's like it yeah,
I like it a lot.
I like that maintenance going baby.
Yeah, you know? Yeah, Tony.
I know because you know you do have a couple of years army.
Make sure the maintenance is good.
I got good teeth went to the dentist got a plus yesterday,
but
we do we have questions?
Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, let's see what we got here. Um, okay,
these are from wearing and these
questions are from my friend Sandra. Sandra, and these
are available in her little question kit. Well, she
made these a long time ago and they're not available. gave them
to me so. Okay. Name something that drives you crazy.
Something that drives me crazy. Really crazy. Crazy Crazy. Do
you know what drives me crazy? I don't think there's anything you
go you go. You go I gotta think about this. I must be crazy.
Do you not like late people? I do not like being late. And I
don't like when people are late. I don't like it. Drives me
batty.
Okay
drives me crazy.
Oh, you do this with every question. You dissected you.
What drives me crazy negative way in a negative?
What drives me crazy is when I have said something that clearly
upsets you or you didn't like and then you just go quiet and
then you no say you okay?
I'm fine. Not even.
Because I don't know. I like what I
do. Oh, I'm sorry.
No. Why would you apologize? It's not here. I
don't want you to feel that way.
No, but I mean, you know, I'm inferior. I'm not good. It just
I there's nothing that really,
I you know what? drives you crazy. You do not like making a
mistake. You don't like it? You come down really hard on
yourself when you make a mistake. Oh, that
one? Yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't like particularly if it's
something that I could have avoided. Or yeah, I like
screwing up the RSS feed like that. Yeah. You don't like it?
That's true. Yeah, that does drive because I'm getting mad at
myself. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah. Okay. Good question.
Yeah. Last one. What do you think is the best job in the
whole wide world and it can't be your job.
Can't be my job now. Well, the best job in the whole wide world
is the job that you love doing which is what I do. I think best
job in the world our baby
Hi, I'm hardward Yeah, I have a hard time with that one too.
I mean, I think that I have no talent for it, and I wouldn't
know how to do it. But I think probably being a chef is one of
the best jobs in the world because, in a way like
podcasting, you know, it's a vow of poverty. You know, it's
creative, but it is creative. And and there's so much that
sucks about it, but that makes it kind of after certainly after
having seen the bear was the bear. It just re reminded me of
how what an exciting profession that is. Yeah. Yeah, I think
that's that made me Of course, it's hard and people burn out
and they commit suicide to chefs and all kinds of, but maybe
it's, it's because it's one of the best jobs Yeah, what do you
think?
I would like I think for me, it would be working on a golden
retriever farm
collecting tin foil and saving the children of Africa or golden
retriever dog retriever. I know I know.
I think it would be fun to just be around golden retrievers and
and for baby litter though,
but looking at a golden retriever.
Puppy dog is perfectly when they play they play unlike you know
somebody who does employ she's laying right over their dog
behind me. Yeah, but truly the I think the best job in the world
the best. Absolutely the best is producing the keeper.
Thank you baby like that. I have no doubt at all. I have one last
thing to say before we go. Okay. The artwork that's featured on
today's for today's episode or episode 23 was made by lost in
Austin. And I
visit a woman to have no idea.
I can't remember. Um, hold on let me check real quick. But she
created this beautiful art. I think it's just she wanted to
have it go wait. No, Leah? Yes. Oh, it is okay. Um, yes. And so
we're featuring the art that she created so it's really cute.
There you go. Really cute.
So what's going on for the until the next time? What do you have?
What do you have coming up anything?
What do we have friends coming in next weekend?
We do I have lunch right Chris Carson and Vicki
I have lunch with my new friend Debbie on Friday that I met on
Main Street Gosh let me look at my calendar real quick.
That much I want something spectacular.
Oh yeah. No we have a Chris and Vic coming in next week. Coming
up my girlfriend Teresa supposed to come in at the end of
a concert Jean is supposed
to come yeah bless his mail order bride shows up he
literally said hey man, I got a shipment of 14 crates coming in
from China if they don't make it that I may have to not be that
may have to cancel 14 crates well it's it's his Chinese bride
and her cooking equipment and her family that's it for Korean
the keeper we are value for value. Get a brand new app a new
podcast apps.com We'll see you next time. Yeah,
baby. Love you.
Oh, no, no. I love you. I love you. I love you a little more.
I love you most.
You always win that game. I know.