Unknown: And she can keep in line. Everything's fine. You got
all that you need Karianna keeper
Yeah. Gorilla keeper for June 19 2024. This is episode 93
Sir Brian and Sir TJ: Hello my queen Dame TJ the wrathful Oh,
okay. Well Hello my love Sir Brian with a guy. I mean, I have
lunch occasionally. Whatever, dude. Got it. Well as you are
well aware there's no curry in the keeper this week, so I
thought maybe we should do a best of how do you feel about
that? Hey, yeah, let's do another co lab. Yes, cool. Labs
are key. All right. Well, how do you think we should start? Hmm,
Unknown: you know, you steal the donut so well, let's start with
Tina filling the donut or
trying to that was my idea as well is kind of booboo. So let's
go ahead and hit it.
Tina Curry: Why if a guy ever started this podcast Oh, can
Adam Curry: you feel the donut?
Tina Curry: Can I fill the doughnut? Yeah, so
Adam Curry: it's like carrying the keeper. Karina keep it then
you got to say hello. No, no, no that you have to say. Karina
keeper for August 30 2023. Episode 54 Curry in the keeper
boom we just fill in the dome.
Tina Curry: Hello
Adam Curry: my cute was tested. Here we go here. Let's see if
you can do Wait wait wait. is currently keeper August 30 2023.
Episode 54. Can you remember that? Currently keeper August
30 2023 episodes that people Okay, after this curry in the
keyboard ready to go. There we go. Oh, curry
Tina Curry: is the key for for today. August 30 2023. Episode
54. You
Adam Curry: blew over the donor. To totally ruin the donor. You
weren't getting fit in the hole?
Tina Curry: Oh, well, I have any practice.
Adam Curry: It's gonna be so disappointing when Brian puts a
lot of effort into something that I'm just not going to use.
Yes. That's how it goes. I see. I'd made a terrible mistake.
What I did not bring the wine bottle into the studio and
probably need to get back being a version of Lucien and Ricky.
Tina Curry: I like sharing. And the thing that that I love more
than anything is when we laugh together. Yeah. And we laugh a
lot. And this is just another avenue that we can share
Adam Curry: a day without laughter as a date. And I lived
as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, really? Did you come up with
that? No, but, but I remembered it from a long time ago.
Tina Curry: What else you got on your list there dog?
Adam Curry: Dog while I was a dog.
Tina Curry: I burnt my hair.
Adam Curry: I actually spit in Sarah's face today. It's
Tina Curry: usually she's dragging ass the dog drags as
she slowest dog ever. You're gonna shoot dogs.
Adam Curry: Shoot him shoot anybody? I don't know. That's
what I was being very careful. I wasn't armed the last time this.
This guy is throwing rocks at his dog. Who knows what he's
going to do.
Unknown: We had retarded broccoli.
Adam Curry: One minor note for both. Julie and for Brian. Yeah.
And of course, I love them both dearly. As Quark soakers they
are both cork soakers I don't understand why they still left
the lid up. Oh.
Tina Curry: Yeah, here, Brian. I
Adam Curry: think it was Julie. Oh, I think it was Julie.
Tina Curry: Oh, Julie, I got reprimanded on a second date for
that. You know, we've
Adam Curry: talked about it. That's one thing they should
know. They should know. they've listened to the show. Because
Tina Curry: Peggy knows Peggy's like, Oh, I think I left the lid
up.
Adam Curry: Peggy definitely. Let's let's lit up keep the lid
down.
Tina Curry: We talked about that last show or Adam was like
somebody left lit up and I think it was totally Julian. You put
it in the show notes. And apparently she looks at the show
notes before she listens in the show. And she goes I'm so
nervous. I see that in the show notes. Did I like did I go to
the bathroom not flush the toilet. She was so worried.
Adam Curry: I love the trauma that I create. I'm so proud of
myself. I have an 800 credit score and I can traumatize a
woman with a single idea
Tina Curry: it's very fun and you redeemed yourself. yelled at
me on our third date. The room around here Bay no
Adam Curry: doubt if we all put the toilet seat down. There's
never an argument about mustard. That's what I said by the way,
it's a podcast so if i snot dripping out of my nose you
don't have to motion to me like the snot coming on your nose
because I know it. But no one sees it on camera.
Tina Curry: Do you have a Kleenex come looking right at
you Oh So you get a visual
Adam Curry: so I'm like reading off a spreadsheet and she is
like, you got a little bit of a snot coming out your nose and
food. I know. This is in we're in the trenches here, okay? You
don't even like
Tina Curry: I'm looking at it like it's gonna roll into your
mouth.
Adam Curry: You want to have one who Teresa is.
Tina Curry: Teresa is one of my dearest friends. We've been
friends for 35 years we met when we both worked at the bank
Adam Curry: you know you were the terror twins. You Were
Trouble you're good. No, you weren't. You were you know, like
so I'm listening cork So Chris, let me tell you so I'm sitting
at this table they're talking good times right? Hey, remember
those guys? We convinced we're stewardesses are what you're
making up all these horrible stories. You are exactly what
men are worried about. Believe me. She lied to me met you give
out fake phone numbers probably too. Wouldn't surprise me.
Tina Curry: Yeah, we had we had a good time. So
Adam Curry: yes, I love Teresa. She she's very funny family.
She's
Tina Curry: like my sister. And then
Adam Curry: I got really tired and as I need to lay down, but I
couldn't. Teresa was in my spot. I'm just kidding. So this is
from Gerard just one of the no agenda producers. And he says
Adam glad you feeling better. I listened to some keeper pods. So
I'm already like I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna keep her
pods. Pods show title keeper pod it almost sounds like a sanitary
napkin
Tina Curry: keep whatever do probably my most embarrassing
moment but funny at the same time. So when I moved to Austin
in 2014 and I had my own little apartment, really in a brand new
building and so you know, I wanted to just make sure it was
nice and so I went to Target and I bought a little stuck
succulent plant in a in a glass container. And diligently I
watered that plant and when we were moving
Adam Curry: look great is always
Tina Curry: my I was moving out of that apartment moving into
new part of my daughter Elise was helping me move and she
dropped it and it rolled under the car and I was really mad at
him. I go be careful with my plant moves into my apartment,
which I affectionately called Hogwarts. That's when we met
right lived at Hogwarts. And then I moved into another
apartment and I was hanging the plant up and I'm looking at this
plant that I took care of nurture nurture took care of for
three years and I'm looking at it when they watered and I
realized it was a plastic succulents
Adam Curry: Where did the water go
Tina Curry: and my sisters think that is the end Am I pretty
Adam Curry: much everybody. That's a funny story. I
Tina Curry: even share that I did this. I did this rich
retreat with David Sutcliffe. A lot back in November and before
I had to get up and kind of pour my heart out. I started with
that story to make everybody laugh so they thought it was
pretty humorous. So yeah, yeah, that's my thing was plastic. I
had no idea and I never stopped to think like why is this thing
that growing? I've never had a speeding ticket ever. I've only
been pulled over once and I think that was in me. You know,
I've been pulled over here
Adam Curry: right from the school. What are you talking
about? You're seeing flashed your boobs. Philosopher.
Tina Curry: I've only been pulled over three times. So we
went to the town highlight of the vaudeville holiday party.
You were drunk before
Adam Curry: we got was we had to leave you were like No, it was
not it it gave me such gas my hope you went to the bathroom. I
went right out on the porch and let one rip.
Tina Curry: I don't need to know this. We ruining my image view
in my head.
Adam Curry: Oh, baby. Listen, I don't think about when YouTube
okay. I know you do it. I know you fly around the room and I'm
not looking. I think I need emergency surgery.
Tina Curry: Go to the ER I know dude, you're constipated.
Smooth.
Adam Curry: You You lose if you want to poop quick just pick up
a McDonald's. And I did. And boy you are right.
Tina Curry: From the bathroom. Yes is working good suggestion.
Adam Curry: Because he didn't want you to think that I'd
passed out in there and died on the pot like Elvis
Tina Curry: and then the guy Paul who services or septic
tanks and really good friends now and so I'm looking out the
buyer driveway and I'm like, Who is this guy's looking at our
generator and I walk out and I go, I go Hello. He goes yeah,
I'm Paul. He goes I'm waiting for Adam he's in the can
Adam Curry: and you're gonna get like a really bad taste in your
wallet. That's what's gonna happen with the green one the
wrong color and get the wrong ring. I'm just gonna be wrong
but okay, go ahead. Risk IT risk risk is I
Tina Curry: got yelled at shop by me Christmas presents
Adam Curry: because it's interested me. I can only think
I guess who thinks I have for you too cuz there's
Tina Curry: nothing under the tree for me. It's all for Adam.
Adam Curry: The peep he's got your your mouth jackhammer is I
know, but there's nothing but by Christmas time you will have
forgotten about my mouth. You'd be like, where's my presently
like, where's my prison? Yet,
Tina Curry: I had to calm him down. I had to send him a link
and show him and I was right over his shoulder while he
ordered them.
Adam Curry: No, that's not true. That's not it was not your
screen. Let me tell you what happened. You sent me this link.
And and I know that you wanted the the gold colored ones. And
the link comes through as silver. And so I decided to say
it came through a silver here one gold. He say yes.
Tina Curry: Okay came over and said right by you and you
selected the gold you put purchase? No,
Adam Curry: I did not. You went away. And then in the evening,
you said, did you buy that? And I said, sure. You are really the
worst person. It's like you walk me next time. Why don't you just
hold my hand and click the mouse button. So we make sure I
purchased the right.
Tina Curry: You ask me which color and you invited me over
and I was looking on your screen? Oh, here we go.
Adam Curry: I need some help. Please help me out. Part of the
part of the story was at MTV. They instead of just asking me
for mtv.com to have it back after they said they weren't
interested and go ahead, do whatever you want. They sued me
over it. Yeah. And, conversely, Lisa Marie had to call because
I'd elvis.com along with a couple others like curry.com and
clam bumping.com. Right. So the girls call one of the girls, his
ladies calls me from the office and says, Hey, you good. Next
Tuesday, I was called a week ahead of next Tuesday. I was
great. And then as a hang up like, did you say 1040 or 1140?
Because I have 1140. I call back I get I get like the head lady.
Hey, Adam, how you doing? I just checking his 11 Oh, yes, it's
1140. So you and Dr. Mitch can talk as long as you want because
the last time you were here talking about airplanes, and the
whole day got pushed back. And we love you. And we know Dr.
Mitch loves talking to you. But we really we have to schedule
you and love before lunchtime so he can chat with you as long
because we can't be be ruining our schedule for the day. I
don't even know if he knows that. I'm going to tell him.
Girl. Look at my look at my panel panel on the play. Let me
show it. Speaking of the holidays, Yes, tomorrow is
Thanksgiving and we have a number of misfits dropping by
and we have Allison Allison coming for another bite? Yes.
We'll put the muzzle on Phoebe put the muzzle on. Yes.
Tina Curry: That was the first person.
Adam Curry: I'm gonna put the muzzle on CD tomorrow. And
Tina Curry: then my friend Dale is coming and Dale was the one
that wrote me the song for my birthday saying pretty much how
miserable I am. You're a horrible person. And then of
course my BFF Brian,
Adam Curry: he's coming. You know, okay.
Tina Curry: Oh, yes. I have some things to say.
Adam Curry: Here's what's interesting. Yes. I've noticed
that you have a particular laugh that you only use when you're
laughing about or with with
Tina Curry: Brian. He's funny. He cracks me up
Adam Curry: no deal set grace, which was really nice. And we
all held hands and we have different denominations. And we
all everything is there. So it was great. But what I what I
liked the most is we all know each other and are comfortable
enough with each other we can give each other just like family
does. Yeah. And so it felt very much like family. Well, I got
all kinds of hemp treats for her. By the way. Yeah. Speaking
of because I just remember I still have the THC gummies in in
the fridge. Yeah. You ate my gummy Brian has sent me a bag of
dicks, which was pretty funny. Actually. It's a bag of gummies
like, I like a nice gummy from time. It's just open up ahead.
Now it's a little difficult with my man with like two scenarios.
So I'll have I want to have kind of like a cat that's eating
chewing gum, you know, cut and when it tastes good, and like
came home and I
Tina Curry: know you'd were doing the show on Sunday. I've
literally
Adam Curry: had three gummies and You ate the whole
Tina Curry: there wasn't that many there was maybe like a
Adam Curry: crack at it 15 was a full bag minus three minus
three. Well,
Tina Curry: I had a weak moment because I was sick. And I missed
Adam Curry: my penis. And I was did and I was
Tina Curry: and I opened the cabinet and I'm like, I'm just
going to try a few of these. So I took these ridiculous shaped
me one
Adam Curry: for the taste when I had a
Tina Curry: few and I was like, wow, these are these are pretty
fresh. These are good. I will get some more. I'm like, wow, he
won't miss him. I'll just finish tomorrow. Aside from the upside
from the little gummy candy incident that I had. That's the
only I don't
Adam Curry: think we talked about this.
Tina Curry: Because yes, he said that you ate my bag.
Adam Curry: That's almost like you knock my block off my Rockem
sockem robots. QA my bag of Dick's new burgers strange
Tina Curry: because I be considering the shape of them. I
didn't care. They were just so fresh. They were good. But you
know, they do refer to me as gummy candy Tina, in the seventh
I have been referred to as gummy candy teen because I confessed
to eating your your penis shaped gummies I'm not
Adam Curry: even thinking of replacing them or anything.
Tina Curry: I don't know. I don't know where Brian got them.
I won't use your BFF
Adam Curry: you could text him say hello. I need to replace my
husband's dicks. Okay,
Tina Curry: guess what you're getting for Valentine's Day.
Adam Curry: Thank you so much that the love is thick. She
offered
Tina Curry: to feature my blog posts about doing the bootcamp
75 hard and so I just outlined it
Adam Curry: six Yes. picture of you. I might add I might add I'm
because did I approve that?
Tina Curry: I didn't know you do. Because you know, it's like
Adam Curry: you could fantasize about.
Tina Curry: So yes, you
Adam Curry: do realize you're smoking hot, right? This is
something that you really don't have to actually explain this to
you every single time. You're
Tina Curry: very sweet baby. It's the right thing for you to
say the
Adam Curry: truth. Adam, you have no idea how many parents
asked me to train their dog to find drugs? I know. You guys
would like that too. Because I often misplace my drugs. Could
you please? Of course. You know me and then he immediately had a
little wink to you.
Unknown: To this day when I get around certain individuals. I
want to know more about them. What makes them tick? Why do you
have peace? Why do you have patience in this crazy world?
Why are you so kind why? How can you be gentle and when there's
road rage to be had? How can you be gentle when you're dropping?
The power of the Holy Spirit? I'm telling you.
Adam Curry: That was for you. I know it 100% I heard I heard him
in his mind go let me let me mess with Tina now for a second
hold on when there's road rage.
Tina Curry: We have people who help us and clean the house and
they're not that great. had some issues. Right So Adam reached
out to to show what are the owners of one of the really nice
restaurants here in Fredericksburg to ask him if he
had any recommendations. Okay,
Adam Curry: so Rashard, by the way best name in the universe if
you're if you're running an upscale restaurant. Yeah. Hello,
I'm Resharper Yes,
Tina Curry: and he is a handsome and another way
Adam Curry: we should introduce him to he's got
Tina Curry: a husband are back out and he's gotta gotta.
Adam Curry: Just kidding. Just kidding. So I said hey, Rashard
weird question, because, you know, I have a relationship with
Rashard. I can text him about this. We're looking for a real
house cleaner or service, one that actually clean stuff? Well,
he's b&b teams. Just don't cut it. He says, haha. He just cried
quite impossible, minus a drunk and brings your dog with her to
work. We don't even have a dog and we find bones under the
sofa. But she doesn't steal. It's the best we can do imagine.
And so finally said, Kathy, it's just you match your personality.
Your whole character is all off. She doesn't like you at all. So
we were just joking about it. But then this customer came in
with like a pink tracksuit. And she went right away. I got a CVS
like, Oh, that's nice. Like, how does that work? I mean, it was
it was a very aggressive move. I'm like, wow, okay. I was
literally saying I can't believe that she's okay with what you're
doing here because normally she's backed off. She's
skittish. She might even make a noise now. Wow. Know what she
liked her pink tracksuit. Well, it was not Juicy Couture. But it
could have been but it helps you see
Tina Curry: on the but no,
Adam Curry: I didn't look at her but it was
Tina Curry: like the email that you sent earlier today to
somebody when you said thanks. Say hello to your Mom
This is Addison from from April's right. And so Alison
says, you know, my mom loves Corinne to keep right hit her in
the mouth a while back and she, she left she tells me almost
every time we talk about shooting choices so Adamson
thinks stay home to your mom. Stay home.
Adam Curry: Stay home all the ladies say whoa.
Tina Curry: Email Rebecca go love that your mom loves Korean
the keeper my producer meant to say hi to your mom and you
wonder that hold your mom and
Adam Curry: you wonder why I'm the way I am. You produce her?
Yeah,
Tina Curry: met a few Korean the keeper fans including dirty
Jersey horse.
Adam Curry: Man, the dirty. Isn't it? Awesome? Yeah,
Tina Curry: he's great. I
Adam Curry: didn't picture him like that. eight feet tall. 250
pounds. Yeah, beard, bald. Fantastic.
Tina Curry: And then a guy named Bubba came up to me you were
away from the table. He goes, Hey, I just want to let you know
that I like your show. Your show? Because I'm producing
yours pretty good. I like your show that your producer
Adam Curry: left the table. Let me approach you.
Tina Curry: And then Adam.
Adam Curry: There's this guy named Mr. Mr. Robot Adam.
Tina Curry: Yes. He came up to me and told me he liked being a
quark soaker. Yeah, I was like, Oh my gosh, this is so cool that
so many people listen to our show. When I
Adam Curry: have no idea you're you're a celebrator. You can't
help it now. Make the biggest faux pas in my life. Right. I
have that. Hey, you want something to drink and Weldon,
so he's fasting for 72 hours. 36 hours, hours. That's nothing but
he was drinking whiskey. So but whiskey doesn't count. He
brought whiskey in in drinking with the glass with whiskey. I
didn't know. It was his glass with whiskey. Yep, I'm good. And
so Annalise and a little glass of wine. So I'm pouring it and
we're chatting. I'm drinking wine and we're just chatting.
Awesome. Like, crap. And then I just take your wife out for you.
She said yes. So what do you say? Oh my gosh, such a
douchebag I really didn't realize what had happened. I
felt so stupid. It was really crazy.
Tina Curry: Didn't say anything. You're just drinking her wine.
Now. She's so she's so gracious.
Adam Curry: I'm better. Better. No, I'm better now.
Tina Curry: I know, babe. I know.
Adam Curry: Here's the funniest story of all. My friends Robin
Tiffany. So we're supposed to go to Switzerland? Yes, that's what
you ruined it. Yes. I did. They for her birthday. In January,
they have a chalet with a chef and you know, stab, beautiful.
Like, come on out. It's gonna be a couple, couple, couple couple
of friends of theirs.
Tina Curry: And I was so I was so honored that we were in
college and that we really loved them.
Adam Curry: So I'm looking, I said, you know, it's gonna be a
couple of weeks into the first surgery. I don't know, I'm gonna
have to be kind of under observation. If something
happened, you know, the sutures have to come out because they're
not self dissolving for all kinds of reasons. Because
they're great. I don't feel comfortable being away from you
know, Hollywood and Mave. In case something Oh, no, we
wouldn't. It wouldn't matter Oh, title. In case something
happens, yeah.
Tina Curry: You don't want to be in another country. So
Adam Curry: she says, Well, you got to tell him. Yeah, I was
like, well, it's your mouth. So So I call up Rob. I said, Hey,
man, how you doing? Chatting. I said, and I say ha man, I gotta
tell you what's going on with my mouth. And and I go through this
whole thing that I just explained. And then I say so
this kind of sucks. It's kind of bad news because I really don't
feel I mean, it's I really can't We can't come to Switzerland
because I have to be kind of close to to the team here in
case something happens to us. Oh. Oh, man. I thought you're
gonna ask me to donate bone. He literally thought that he was
gonna ask him to donate.
Tina Curry: His either his mom or dad needed a kidney. And
Tiffany told him no. You're not giving up your kidney. stuff.
I'm sure if you were asking for bone. She'd be like, Nope,
you're not giving up your bone.
Adam Curry: That guy, buddy. Oh, so funny. I love this so much.
Oh,
Tina Curry: so when are you shaking? When are we going?
Adam Curry: Ah, you didn't want to go in this kind of playing.
You said you don't like getting in over the wing. Oh,
Unknown: you gotta get an over the wing. Well, that's where the
Adam Curry: door is. Oh, this is just
Tina Curry: luxurious. Sounds like Snoopy plane. Is that what
it is? Is there a close cut?
Adam Curry: Yes. Okay. Air conditioning It has bluetooth
you can listen to your dirty music. You can text Brian in the
back. You want like, Oh, this is no fun. There's not even a
lavatory. Oh,
Tina Curry: there's no bathroom.
Adam Curry: Oh goodness. Oh,
Tina Curry: is there a place for your luggage? Yes.
Adam Curry: Oh he does have a luggage compartment with a
keyless entry system.
Tina Curry: Oh wait to see this I'm working my ass off
Adam Curry: literally but but the cool thing is you're asked
is like the death thing gonna pop? I see buddy I see no
there's a couple other things we have to talk about. Now we had a
fun conversation about that was out this morning. Darling Could
you please sing the opening track? Tina thinks that she
knows the track can you just sing me Come on because cuz this
morning I was like here's how you do living up in a down world
Yes, yes yes yes okay, sing it and then I'm not gonna say give
you so weak right now because you're like I wish I'm not bad
I'm not a bad singer. No you're not a bad singer you just don't
know the melody you do this with songs unit by the way you know
every single lyric no to man I will give you that hands down
but just since I'm not sitting down where are you going living
up and down? We just played for
this part we all never do that
and now you're still pretending like we don't do cards we do
cards got admitted admitted admitted the card
Tina Curry: Meister you
Adam Curry: are you are in cards are your love language hearts
and everybody
Tina Curry: words of affirmation is my love language. So imagine
my my look at my face was like, Oh, no. You
Adam Curry: and you didn't even need me like give me a shitty
card later. No. Not even like a makeup card. And he brought me a
nice bottle of ours Chile, so I'm very very happy. It's
exactly what I wanted. Yeah. Oh, even though we have dozens of
bottles of grapes. No,
Tina Curry: that is not true. You've been sucking it down even
sucked down the lover Palooza bottle yesterday. I did which is
the one that Brian gave us when we went to Charles
Adam Curry: that I kept the bottle though I couldn't I
couldn't bring myself to talk.
Tina Curry: Sorry, Brian was talking about his date who ended
up he only saw him in the neck up and then when I finally met
her she was on the dating app. She was not quite not quite
represented the way that he thought
Adam Curry: she was like my first my first my first Tinder
date was 49
Tina Curry: He's getting shorter every time you tell the story.
She literally came
Adam Curry: in out of a I don't want those cards a clown car. A
Fiat 500 with a whole bunch of people I rolled out
Tina Curry: keep this story just keeps chasing keeps getting
shorter shorts. Really, really? Little. She
Adam Curry: was half my size. A little person. Let's just put it
this way. She could have easily gone to the Game of Thrones
Tina Curry: audition? No, she wasn't a little person when she
close.
Adam Curry: She was very, very and not like tiny. Just yeah,
Tina Curry: people Adam was on Tinder for brief for a brief
moment,
Adam Curry: but enough about last month.
Tina Curry: Cheers Amy. Also known as Damon Damon Dave de
Chris, also known as Burnett of the Sonoma crush. And the
coolest thing I read their their card and they're having a baby
girl in May. Oh,
Adam Curry: love baby girl. They're gonna name her Adam. I
love it. sweetbreads is his testicles. Is it?
Tina Curry: No. sweetbreads are like fried kidney fried organs.
Well, what
Adam Curry: is testicles? Just testicles
yak balls that's what you want. No, nope, nope. Nope. Getting a
whole bunch of cornstarch just throw it into water like please
make paste
Tina Curry: make flowers whatever. You got like little
balls on there
Adam Curry: and cornstarch it No wonder my gravy is no good. So
he was working with Tommy and Matthew is you know, born and
raised Fredericksburg. You know, total. I mean, you could not be
more redneck than Matthew. Even though he's of course. is a
sweetheart of a guy really
Tina Curry: nice guy. But he's, he's put he's leveling out the
pole and I'm watching him I look at his arm. He's got this tattoo
on his arm that is shockingly vulgar. That's all I can say. At
times you're looking at it like what the thing needs clothes on
it to some pants on that
Adam Curry: Tommy and I are looking at each other. We're
looking at it as a dude. And Tommy's like, Oh my God, and
then you go inside. Matthew, man, what are you doing? You
gotta put that you gotta put clothes on that thing. He was
really embarrassed.
Tina Curry: I know, because I looked I looked out the window
as he was he was pretty sure. He
Adam Curry: was really embarrassed about it. And he
really needs a tattoo. We were it was thing is as over the eye.
Tina Curry: Let's just say I've never quite seen anything like
it.
Adam Curry: Right. So anyway, so the cement dries and then now he
was a gross miscommunication. Oh. Now, it was going to be
ready Monday morning. And um, so you have to understand how
excited about this is like the another piece of the puzzle of
me becoming a full Texan is you got to have your flagpole with
you. Yeah, I got my ar 15 I got all this I need to flagpole with
your Texas flag. And so I'm super excited. But Monday was a
all flags have to be at half mast, right. And then you get
called out particularly in Fredericksburg, certainly by
veterans, if it's on a certain day where it should be half
mast. And I was like, this was national firefighter day. I was
like, I don't want the first time I raised my flags to be
half mast. This doesn't feel right. So I waited another day,
Tuesday morning, you go off for your walk. I'm like, oh, yeah,
I'm gonna
Tina Curry: put the flags up real quick. And then I came in I
was in the bathroom. But I was like, Oh, I'm
Adam Curry: gonna I'm gonna go surprise to you. I'm gonna put
the flags up said look, they're already up. They're already
flying because I was excited to have them flying. And we had
some wind and everything so they would flap in the wind. And then
you come home. And then all I hear is oh, you ruined my
moment.
No, no, I practice this is exactly. Exactly how you mean to
your wife ruin my moment? I like
Tina Curry: did I ruined my moment?
Adam Curry: Yes. You're in the bathroom. And you said you
ruined my moment. I
Tina Curry: did. I said, you ruined it. I wanted to I wanted
to film it. That's what I said. I wanted to film you putting you
raising your flags. It's what I said. It was
Adam Curry: all about you. It was my flag.
Tina Curry: So I film and he's like, Wait a minute. Do I have
the Texas flag? Right? No, I was upside down.
Adam Curry: No, no, wait, hold on a second. This is not how
that went down. So you're you weren't all of a sudden all like
happy again? No, you got that sourpuss face. And then you say,
you can make it up to me by boiling eggs. Yep. And then when
you came home, the eggs not only boiled, they were peeled. They
were peeled. The yolks had been extracted. I'd even waited with
the egg whites to get into the dye.
Tina Curry: Because I guess you ruined my moment.
Adam Curry: I ruined your moment with my presence. What is wrong
with women? Women are weird. It makes no sense.
Tina Curry: Building I wanted to capture the memory. Okay, so we
got the memory. Yeah. Well, we filmed the memory and then you
realize you had the Texas flag upside down. Why
Adam Curry: go bust me like that? What do you want to do?
I've been floating
Tina Curry: the idea of doing the rim to rim and now Grand
Canyon. Hiking it.
Adam Curry: You always got a follow rim to rim with Grand
Canyon. Sure.
Tina Curry: You looked at me speaking of Brian. Oh, really?
Do we have to speak up and tell you the story? This is so. So
Brian wants he's going to open up our merch store.
Adam Curry: Oh, please. Yes. He's not going to do anything of
the sort. He's already
Tina Curry: he's already doing the challenge coins. He's
working on it. Show me the money. Okay, show me. So, so
Jake, who is in our 75 Hard group only guy. He's the guy in
Hawaii. He's the Submariner Submariner. And Jake messaged me
on Instagram. He said, I can help out. You know if Brian I
know how to get them or I divert them. Yes, the challenge coins.
And I said Well, can I give Brian your number? And he said
absolutely. So I gave Brian his number and Jake is now Brian's
vice BFF Oh, Jake,
Adam Curry: Jake. Only I'm sorry, Jake, because I know Jake
Jake. If I had known I would have I would have thwarted this
because here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna be 20,000
leagues under the sea. And believe it or not, somehow
Brian's DM is going to come through then you're gonna come
topside and it's gonna be clean, clean, clean, clean, clean
clean. Your phone's gonna be blown up so Brian so I'm sorry i
If I had known I would have stopped that right away
Tina Curry: this is the funny part so so they're texting and
and Brian screenshots and Jake goes you're gay right
because I said it on the show. Wait.
Adam Curry: Now I feel bad maybe Jake was trying to
Tina Curry: bribe Oh cheeks Mary's
Adam Curry: got four kids. doesn't mean he's not good. Oh,
don't
Tina Curry: say that. Jake. He doesn't mean it. That's mean. I
mean,
Adam Curry: everything I say. I have no problem. You really have
no problem with Jake being gay with Brian at all?
Tina Curry: I thought it was hysterical. Now
Adam Curry: all of our gate listeners are rolling their
eyes.
Tina Curry: To joke it was just a joke. I just thought it was
funny that Jake actually believed that but but Jake also
says Brian's a hoot. I said yeah,
Adam Curry: he's definitely very long feel bad now. It's actually
sticking on Brian. I should I should. I should pump the Brian
loves
Tina Curry: to talk about him. So anyway, I thought that was I
thought that was hysterical. All the dairy you've been consuming
because I
Adam Curry: have so much gas, power, all of the European Union
who needs who needs Putin's gas? The left side of my pelvis is
just as like, what is this? No. No, no, no. Okay, so I'm looking
at my list for today. And I'm looking at this I'm like Beano.
What is Urbino? I can't remember why I wrote. You know, I've
never heard of when you say Pastor Jimmy and Annette it has
it mean, it doesn't sound right.
Tina Curry: And that needs a title. Yes, Pastor
Adam Curry: Jimmy and Dame Annette or something. Thank you.
So I'll take it on me. It was my fault that that we didn't do the
show because you went. You want to do the show? And I was like,
Tina Curry: Well, we went out to dinner last night. It was home
at nine o'clock was a bad
Adam Curry: producer. I should have said no. Get in there. We
have to do this. Get in there get work at a woman.
Tina Curry: Yeah. But it was nine o'clock and I knew I knew
you weren't going to be able to bring it. So I let you off the
hook. Let you off the hook.
Adam Curry: Thank you. I'm so grateful.
Tina Curry: So it was a connect group. So they talked about all
the different groups that you can get involved in which I'm
going to do but I'm a little I'm a little got a lot on my plate
right now. And Pastor Jimmy called me over and he's like,
Tina, he goes, I got an email from your friend Peggy
lightning. Oh, yeah. I said I took I brought Peggy to a
service a couple of weeks ago. He was just he goes, she told me
about the Korean, the keeper podcast. And the you talk about
the bridge church. He goes, I know who your husband is. I
remember him from MTV with the big
Adam Curry: thanks. There we go. And
Tina Curry: he said, and he wasn't I was doing I was
supposed to be doing something. He goes and I was listening to
the show. And I was laughing. The show, right? Yes. And he
goes and I was laughing. It's so funny. And so we started in on
this conversation and very lovely people, he and his wife
and that and he said we have to get together and go out. So
yeah, so I'm GRH right? Yeah. See ya. So
Adam Curry: oh, I'm the youngest.
Tina Curry: Yes. So I mean, I was such a lovely conversation.
I really feel connected to the group. You told
Adam Curry: them that I watch right? Yes.
Tina Curry: I told them that you watch online and that you do the
viewer podcast on Sunday always gives
Adam Curry: a shout out to the people watching online always
feel very special at that moment. Yeah, that's me. And
yeah, one other people.
Tina Curry: So I really, really felt connected. But another
interesting thing happened to me the other the other night, it
was kind of complaining that I don't have any friends here.
Like I have no friends from the
Adam Curry: I wrote that. Oh, okay. Go ahead. No, no, go
ahead. No, I
Tina Curry: was just talking about how I have a lot of
amazing friends in my life, but nobody lives here. My closest
friend is in Austin, which is
Adam Curry: yeah, 70 miles away. Yeah. Which
Tina Curry: is Allison, but you know, and then there's Ledi.
And, but I have no friends in Fredericksburg. We've been here
for 15 months and it'd be nice to just have a friend that you
could go out and have a drink with, you know, just you know,
get away from the
Adam Curry: house and the house was the husband's. And by the
way, completely understand, not that I have a whole bunch of
friends here. It's interesting because you say, Well, you have
this and this and I'm like, women are women friends are
different.
Tina Curry: Different, like, I wish I had just a girlfriend to
walk with
Adam Curry: and whatever. We need an intervention with you.
We're very, very concerned
Tina Curry: at this point. Oh, oh, my mukbang videos, I
Adam Curry: decide to, like, Hey, I'm gonna go sit out in the
sun here this morning. It's nice. You know, we hadn't 50
degrees this morning. By the time I got there. I was like,
not quite 70 I'm gonna sit in the sun. And I'm just sitting
there I got I've had a coffee or a joint or both. And I'm just
sitting like, Ah, okay, this is really nice. And I and you're
sitting on the porch, which is at least at least five feet
away. 30 feet away. And then I'm the screen port. And I don't
have my hearing aids in but still I hear this. And three
times I say Tina, Tina, and I can see your face above your
iPad. And you're not saying Are you watching mock bank videos.
It was grossing me out 30 feet away without my hearing aids.
These little Chinese chicks were there with their gloves on
eating
Tina Curry: their microphones clipped to their neck. This was
completely I was watching it to send it to my sister Lisa
because you need an
Adam Curry: intervention. This is addicted to it to what is the
addiction?
Tina Curry: I think because I can't have cake. I mean, they
only do
Adam Curry: this. I mean, there's anime and then below
that, as far as I'm concerned, it's like I felt mad. I mean
once in a while a mock bang video but in the morning, I'm
watching someone. Chinese chick. And I say chick specifically for
my next story. A Chinese chick. Oh goodness, with a microphone
clip to her neck eating whipped cream cake with rubber gloves.
Do you understand that? There's something very sexually
perverted and twisted about No, it
Tina Curry: hasn't. I don't you think of it that way? I don't
think of it that way. I'm looking at like, wow.
Adam Curry: Then it's you know, it's
Tina Curry: I want one.
Adam Curry: That's really all it is. And when I gave you the
opportunity to mock bang a cake.
Tina Curry: I can't I just know physically I can't. But I'm so
intrigued by it. And my sister Lisa. I got her hooked on it
too. So we're both hooked on it. Now. I'm going to be a closet.
Mock banger? No, no, you can be now now I know. You're watching
me. You're listening.
Adam Curry: I respect your identity. I respect your
choices. You can love whoever you want to love baby when it
comes to food. I understand. You're a muck banger. You're
also a misogynist. Oh,
Tina Curry: why she's what is the skewer Tina tonight. You
Adam Curry: gotta learn how to podcast. Okay. So I go to
Bernie, and I take my introduction flight and I meet
everybody at the flight school. I'm very excited about this
because I want to get back into aviation so I can fly us at
least me we'll see if you ever want to come along. You know,
I'm done with it. And I want to have that freedom again. So I'm
gonna get back into want to get my instrument rating. Very
excited. I come home. And of course, I'm jacked. Oh, so
great. And so that was really, really cool. You know, my
instructor and her mom. She worked her mom works. There is
Tina Curry: what knows, you know, you go my instructors, Amy
Baba mine, Amy Lynn.
Adam Curry: Yeah. Anyway, some chick. You're taking lessons
from some chick. And then the next question is, Is she cute?
Tina Curry: All valid questions. None
Adam Curry: of these are valid questions. That is that is your
turf. Just sounds cool. The trans exclusionary radical
female. I was I was like, wow. But here's the worst thing
instead of me saying, which I should have said was, she's my
daughter's age. Instead of saying that I said, she's five
foot two. I don't know why I said that. Like that's just
qualified. Cute. I was just like, Wow, you are quick to say
some check. Well,
Tina Curry: bib well.
Adam Curry: Let me ask you a question. Yeah. Do you really
have any, any fear or doubt about me and some shit?
Tina Curry: No, I don't. But I think it's kind of good to have
that in a relationship like Yeah. I mean, I'm protective of
you. And I think that you know, I think that's a good thing is
the
Adam Curry: fact that I knew that you were going to do that
before it happened was I don't like It's exactly what I
expected it to happen.
Tina Curry: I am sorry. That's just who I am. You know? Oh, I'm
sorry.
Adam Curry: I also said, you know, hey, it's good that I have
you as my instructor because you know, chicks like flying with
chicks. Too much more comfortable with Chick. Oh,
geez, literally our daughter, I guess
Tina Curry: when I said that you immediately pulled out your
phone and made a note.
Adam Curry: Yes, I did, actually. Nice. Nice.
Tina Curry: So anything else you have for me? Well, the
Adam Curry: contrast is of course that for the past 48
hours, all I've heard is Brian, this Brian that your BFF which
is, you know, I have no problem. No problem whatsoever. Oh, well.
Well, don't you have anything to say about Brian?
Tina Curry: We can talk about him a little bit later. I have a
few things to say about him. This
Adam Curry: show was based initially on purely wine. It's
turned into your show, which I produce. Okay, because there are
production Emmys and stuff so I can always get an award for this
work that I'm doing. Adam
Tina Curry: you're always telling me that I've ruined the
show. Here is a
Adam Curry: clip that I picked up from a very popular podcast
with two friends of ours. Oh, the podcast is known as D H.
unplowed lovelies Have a listen,
Unknown: wait, Adam curry and Tina have a show they do to now?
Yeah. Which I gotta say say it takes some serious balls. If I
was to do a show with my wife, it would be I don't think I'd do
it. Let's say that.
Adam Curry: No kidding. Can you imagine him with Jill doing your
podcast? Alright, we continue. Okay.
Unknown: It'd be rough. A little wine. And they talk about the
liberals. A lot of one lot. And now TIA is on I think the 75 day
no alcohol. Yeah, it's ruining the show. Proof? How's that
work? Things like that. The podcast goes on, under all
circumstances. To me, I mean. Yeah. faddish stuff, I guess. 75
days so 75 days and Vida know what? No drinking. So what's
going to happen in the market?
Adam Curry: I laughed my ass off when I heard that this
afternoon. I got a clip that
Tina Curry: they released yesterday. Well, apparently, I
mean, well, at least you know, Andrew is supportive. Does that
John? Certainly is it?
Adam Curry: John John's just pragmatic like me. She's ruining
the show. Oh, my gosh, it's not is not ruining the show at all.
So the wine that I am drinking, which I am doing out of
solidarity for the show,
Tina Curry: I thought you were gonna bring up how we are
talking about in bed the other night about the word fine. When
I say I'm fine. Any man any man
Adam Curry: knows this is the this is part of the third rail
that we are very careful with this.
Tina Curry: So every time I say I'm fine, Adam thinks that it's
a negative connotation. I said no, it's incorrect. Stop.
Adam Curry: Sorry, I'm gonna have to pause you right there.
Every single time you say fine, Adam has to roll the tape back,
analyze, zoom, rotate, enhance. Was there a slight nuance in the
fine? Was there a grimace in the fine? Was it? Was it actually
maybe fine? Or was it fine, like in fine wine? Or was it just
it's fine. Only set in a different way. There's no way to
accurately do that every single time. I provided some
Tina Curry: clarity, though, for you. Right? Oh, would you please
share because I said if I go, I'm fine. Everybody knows that
there
Adam Curry: is a lot more nuanced. There's
Tina Curry: different ways. I'm fine, which means back away. And
then if you go, I'm fine. That means really no.
Adam Curry: Oh, yes. You so fill it. I'm fine. What is that?
Tina Curry: Neutral. This?
Adam Curry: No. Find me. I'm fine means I really want you to
do it for me, but I'm fine. I can do it myself. But I would
prefer you
Tina Curry: get Yes. No. Get it? I'm fine. No, I will.
Adam Curry: Never No, no, no, that's what you think you would
say. But that's not how it comes out. It sounds like you think
you're saying I'm fine. But no, it comes out like I'm fine. It
doesn't.
Tina Curry: That's neutral. But you mean
Adam Curry: I'm fine. And it comes out I'm fine. It's just
it's so slight. Tina, it's impossible. I need a color code.
Fine. Green fine, yellow
Tina Curry: fine red. Okay, then we'll do three three of them.
Then I'll go or how about this. Wait, hold on. I'm fine. Which
means I'm not fine red red zone. I'm fine with orange. And then
I'm fine.
Adam Curry: No, see, that's green. No, I'm fine. That means
like nothing. Nothing to see here. This is this would be a
great game show. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another
exciting Episode. She's fine. All right, Contestant number
one. Listen to what she says. Did she really like meeting your
friend? I'm fine. What do we think hands on buzzers, I'm
sorry times up. But then I saw you know, Molly, episode four,
five. It looks like it gets pretty. Pretty crazy coming up.
What? Oh, industry? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Are you gonna say bad
sisters? Oh, you're all jacked about that. Oh, like I like it.
Tina Curry: Listen to you. So I started watching the show called
you and your sisters
Adam Curry: are? I don't know, bad. Oh, is what's going on
here? Hey, by the way, if you'd like to know exactly what the
Indiana, the Kardashians of Northwestern Indiana are about,
go watch this show.
Tina Curry: Anyway, it's a good show. And so I watched the first
three episodes and like, Adam, you have to watch this. You will
like it. You will like it. I'm like, You got to watch and he
kept saying now, now like a goat.
Adam Curry: Even without one.
Tina Curry: He's like, alright, let's watch it anyway. Did you
like it? Or did you not like it? No, I
Adam Curry: like it's not. I mean, it's a chicks thing. It's
like, everyone's out to kill one one of them or their husbands
like yeah, that's really great. I love the idea that women bond
together. Instead of passing around a stupid pair of blue
jeans. They go kill one of their husbands. I really liked this
idea.
Tina Curry: Anyway, it's a good it's a good shake. I know
because you've never been you've never been put under ever. No.
Adam Curry: I don't know what it is. Never had a broken bone.
This is so cute. Tina's like you're in bed the other night.
Just so wrong. You have no smoke you drink. Do you just do not
exercise? You don't have any aches or pains? No aches. You
have no pains. I'm always happy. I don't like I can face
Tina Curry: Can I just want I just like want the old Sex in
the City back or Miranda? Row we're Miranda with the with the
guy and they win eight Dunkin Donuts. They had the glazed
donut. That episode. Do you remember that? Yes,
Adam Curry: I do. Darling. What's what I'm what I'm trying.
What I'm trying to connect is not everyone over 50 has the
kind of sex life that you and I have like last night which is
why I knew this would be a great show. I told you I'd do it you
double dog dared me I told you I'd do it. I remember those
women aren't having so big carries husband
Unknown: is not having
Tina Curry: sex. Wait one second. Who is the target
audience here? Me me me.
Adam Curry: 60 year old man.
Tina Curry: The target audience I do you think the 30 year olds
the 25 year olds are watching them? No, they're not watching
that. Sorry about the language. But I also got in I got a really
nice email from my sister. And she wants me to read it. Which
one Tony? Of course.
Adam Curry: What'd you say? Of course Tina, what are you trying
to say about Tony?
Tina Curry: She says Hello, sister. First I want to say that
I couldn't stop laughing at all the jokes hysterical. It's great
to hear your voice with Adam and which I predicted a long time
ago remember?
Adam Curry: Oh, okay. So it's her idea. Yes, she is she goes
before I
Tina Curry: get into detail. I would like to say when I come to
visit, which they're arriving next week, I will come bearing
Adam's birthday gift, which I'm aware was almost four or five
months ago, and some delicious treats for Miss VB. Back to the
story. When we talked on the phone when I informed you that
you should do a podcast with Adam, you shut that down. You
said that's his thing. Now look at you $17 richer and full of
energy. I love the dynamic of YouTube. The stories the shout
out and my manager Sarah enjoys the show to always complimenting
your radio voice. Press one for checking. Well. She goes I know
that you're probably cringing at my grammatical errors in this
email. But I'm from Gary. Ah,
Adam Curry: she's not from Gary. Next Door, your next door
crossed. Could you hit me again on that because you're not doing
a very good job with
Tina Curry: the barkeeper too in addition to a
Adam Curry: bomb running the board bit
Tina Curry: when I was single in the city in Chicago, and so I
had been married. I had married my high school sweetheart, or in
the early 80s And who actually gave you a huge gift. Yes, he
did. So his last name was savage and so when we got a divorce, I
decided to keep the last name and we're the divorce court and
the judge goes you're gonna keep the name I'm like
Adam Curry: yeah, he was savage everybody's
Tina Curry: name it's it's my marketing strategy.
Adam Curry: You DJ name, baby. It's like everybody had said
Tina Savage here on 100
Tina Curry: Everything Hey baby.
Adam Curry: You could do that is the night.
Tina Curry: Oh my god, it seems so long ago, but anyway kept the
name because I thought oh my god good for dating What the hell
you know why not? Because you're seven. Yeah, so my name was Tina
savage in Chicago and and I had volunteered at a American Heart
Association event one one day, I was with a really good friend of
mine and we had name tags and the name tag. The person had to
hand wrote the names and so hi my name is yes so my name was
very it was a very vertical the way that she wrote it and this
guy had come up to me and he looked at my nametag and he's
looking at it and he goes to the sausage from then on, my friends
helped me to the sausage show kind of took away the whole Tina
savage sort of moniker that I was so proud of and I became
tuna sausage.
Adam Curry: I'd be okay if you just change your name back to
Tina savage. No. Tina savage sounds like someone who works
with fire. Fire. Speaking of reality shows, so this is a this
so here's, here's the difference between Tina Adam. There's a lot
Have you have you seen Kim Kardashian on the cover of you
interview? And, and this came up and discussed. You see Kim
Kardashian. She's standing there and she literally has her blue
jeans down with her ass hanging out that literally and Tina says
can you believe she doesn't have eyebrows?
Tina Curry: She like blonde it out her eyebrows
Adam Curry: shoot her butt crack and ask is hanging out purposely
like she's letting the poop what is and you're like, Yeah, but
the eyebrows. This was an amazing moment. And I just kept
saying Did you see her ass hanging out of the jeans? I was.
I
Tina Curry: was just more amazed at how her face had changed.
Adam Curry: Because she shaved off her eyebrows. They just
wired them
Tina Curry: by luck. Who knows? I don't know not my Are you
gonna?
Adam Curry: You're gonna do that?
Tina Curry: Yeah, I'm gonna do right after the show.
Disappeared. Am I posted? I'm gonna do it. Together No.
Eyebrows your first. Okay. I did want to mention though, that you
said to me, about four years ago, I did a challenge with
orange theory. And you said you notice I didn't put a ring on it
until you drop the weight. Oh, that was
Adam Curry: a joke. I said wait, what total Joe had to be there
Tina Curry: I'm putting that on my list.
Adam Curry: But listen, you know, it's like the third time I
want to get it right. I'll make sure everything's
Tina Curry: cool. It's the last time last time
Adam Curry: best time and the last time you go. I remember
Yes. Dammit I looks like I'm doing laundry every single day.
Tina Curry: I've been busy this is this
Adam Curry: is are you are you how can you have 12 pairs of
socks in one week Adam curry. What the heck is going on? Are
you are you taking off your socks during the day and putting
on fresh ones? Because it's like I'm doing laundry all day. Oh
wait that was seven eight teen am
Tina Curry: not that early. Oh okay. I'm sure you do laundry
Adam Curry: don't say anything to add them in the morning
except things like what do you do and how many pairs of socks
the ominous costume to demonstrate fell sucking on ya.
Fasten your sock tables
Tina Curry: Well, I must say I did I feel like I'm doing
laundry all the time. So I what I do is I separate her clothes.
And guess who has the biggest pile of socks? Amanda works from
home has the biggest pile Okay,
Adam Curry: all right now stop because I'm gonna tell you
what's going on with that. Why is my pile bigger than your Why?
Tina Curry: Why 12 pairs of socks in a seven day stretch
this
Adam Curry: this? I'm not quite sure what happened there. But
Tina Curry: sometimes they step in water my socks get wet.
Adam Curry: Correct. That happened two times this week.
I'm very annoyed by myself. Here's what typically happens.
You've been working a lot during the week, like more days than
typical. So I get up in the morning. I get dressed to take
the dog out. And that's typically when I might put on a
pair sock I know what's crazy 18 degrees outside and and I put on
a t shirt and a sweater and whatever. And then you go to
work. Regardless, before you come home. I always change Ain't
make sure I look nice for you. Is that true or not? That
Tina Curry: is very true. Hence, the double load of Adam sucks
laundry. So Oh, seek the truth comes out now. No, because I'm
like, What the hell? Why are there so much? I feel like I'm
doing laundry all the time. That's
Adam Curry: then because I'll take off the T shirt, which I've
been wearing them for most of the day. But now I gotta put in
the hamper. This isn't. I'm good wearing stuff two, three times.
And you know, I have no problem with that. But I'm like, No,
this has to go. So that's part of it. So I hope you feel really
guilty now.
Tina Curry: Okay, I understand and I appreciate the
Adam Curry: so the thing that I keep telling Tina is, there's
certainly some service we can get. Every time
Tina Curry: Adam does a podcast, none of the lights can be turned
on in the house. None because they're all on dimmers, and they
create this sort of buzz for him. So I'm actually cooking by
flashlights because I can't turn on the damn kitchen like I'm I'm
doing a slow burn in the kitchen as he's yapping away.
Adam Curry: I I've calculated that I walked the dog quite a
bit because of a home more than you are. But I've calculated I
do close to a 4k every day walking, walking, but it's close
to a 4k.
Tina Curry: Yeah, yeah. That's not bad. Yeah. What do you
think? Appreciate that? Yeah. And you're really good at
picking up the poop too. So
Adam Curry: the poop scoop Meister I have the the reverse
heb bag. Down to the side. Tina has to shine the flashlight.
Tina Curry: We all need to evaluate like, Oh, it's a five
dropper?
Adam Curry: Yes, it's a five droppers. I'm very big. I'm
looking at the poop for consistency. Dog looks healthy.
Sometimes like
Tina Curry: little. We need to worry when you want to know we
need to hold
Adam Curry: back on the teriyaki snack. Holy crap, dawg, what's
going on inside you? 5000 SATs, Brian nice. And he says boost
boost. That's what I want to thank you. I'm gonna record that
I've been waiting to record you do that because you
Tina Curry: go
Adam Curry: boost. I'm going to use that. That's great. Again,
we started this show because we thought it would be fun to do
and people might listen like listening to it. And that turns
out to be true so far. Sophomore show you never know.
Tina Curry: Yeah, we don't know where it's going. We still we
haven't we haven't gotten her legs under us. We are gonna we
Adam Curry: are gonna get guests in. We're definitely gonna have
guests on the show for sure. And there'll be a variety of people.
Oh, man.
Tina Curry: Oh, man. We should get my sister on here because
she's got all those plastic surgery
Adam Curry: stories. Well, she will she says she devolves
received advice. She doesn't say any names. It's like a HIPAA
violation. Any name your sisters or what? She has shit on her
phone. Look at that as oh my god, can you believe it? Look at
this labia blast. This by the way is where my ears perk up.
This is from like that one. No. And it's like let me not like
that at all like luckily I have a lot of experience with the
plastic surgery industry so I know some things I'm just
because my ex wife was basically Mr. Potato Head all the pieces
were stuck on you know, I paid for him to
Tina Curry: Mrs. Potato Head.
Adam Curry: Yeah, but but it was it's interesting to know all the
things and
Tina Curry: but holy crap, she is funny, funny, funny stories.
Just about the
Adam Curry: pleasures like crazy. Like what the doctor
Tina Curry: that she works for told the patient that she should
take a bag of peas and use the pee to help the swelling and the
woman turn to the doctor said should I take the piece out of
the bag?
Adam Curry: I was just trying to get to your lizard brain to
activate you to hop in the sack right? Because
Tina Curry: you said you had the player's
Adam Curry: handbook. That's right. Here's like, here's how
you get her in the sack. Like okay, I can do. Hey, don't
worry. I've got the player handbook. It'll be a great day.
That's right.
Tina Curry: That's right. I remember that. You told me that
the first day that you had the player handbook.
Adam Curry: I bought that thing too. Yeah, it was a PDF.
Tina Curry: It wasn't even a book. He's pulling it up right
now. Yeah, I think he talked to and John was disappointed that
you were dating somebody because he wanted to live vicariously
through your single Oh,
Adam Curry: no. That was horrible. Yeah, he didn't like
that. Yeah, he didn't know because you were
Tina Curry: like, I liked this girl. And he was like, No.
Adam Curry: Although he is the one that named you the keeper.
Well, the only thing that pops to mind when I was about six is
I think I've talked about this. I think I've told you I'd done a
deal with Mark red mer, who's to sit on my head. It's called
games. Now. Finally someone asked you to play faces sound in
my head and Mark,
Tina Curry: you want me to tell the whole story?
Adam Curry: Is that something that should be behind a paywall?
Tina Curry: No, no, let's see. I remember okay, I started working
at Ronald McDonald House charities in 2014. And the CEO
had mentioned in a meeting that she was having a potential donor
come by, and that he used to work for MTV. And I said, Well,
who is it? And she said, Adam curry, and I'm like, Oh, I know
who you who use because I remember him from MTV. And I
remember having a little bit of a crush on. There it is. And
then I remember him coming in with his second wife. And all I
remember is I looked over and like pan, those people are
really tall, tall they are. And I didn't really have a
conversation with you wasn't until about six months later,
and we were at a donor event. And that was November 2014. And
I was already divorced. And I think you were in the throes of
getting ready to bail. We just had a huge fight. Yeah. When
before that, coming to the donor event. And I remember coming up
to you, just because I wanted to make conversation because I that
was my role. I had to mingle with the donors and you brought
and I knew you were I knew you were celeb, and I was like, Hey,
I walked over with these chocolates that were they were
blueberry made out of blueberries, and they had a
bunch of antioxidants. And I said, Oh, you need to try these
chocolates are really great. They're filled with
antioxidants. And Adam turned to me and he said, with that
figure, you don't have to worry about that. And I was like,
Oops, the wife was standing right next to him and boy if
looks could kill, she would have killed him right on the spot
there. And I was like, All right, douchebag I'm walking
away.
Adam Curry: I can't believe you talk to me at all after it was
like What a douche. Because if you ever go back to busted
sausage I will still love you
Tina Curry: exactly the same how busted cannabis gets baby.
Adam Curry: Oh, what is the sauce is busted busted a can of
biscuits. I was worse. When I
Tina Curry: said Hey, Adam, I lost eight and a half inches.
What did you say to me? That's
Adam Curry: a familiar length
to which Tina rolled her eyes turned on her heel and walks
away.
Tina Curry: 18 years old again. That's right.
Unknown: Now it's time to heat from the cold. So good. We got
to hear from God. So now what did you say? What did you say?
What did you say? Now it's time to heat from the cold
Adam Curry: man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man, we have a lot of court
soakers I believe we have some new ones here as well. Although
no one is asking to be decanted but you should because we can't
remember everybody. Value for value is how we like to roll
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that we're going to do the show even though we're pretty much on
track doing it every single Wednesday evening. Well, right
off the bat. We start with 333,333 Satoshis from the 75
hard group. Are you kidding me? Yes, this is n Jacob represented
the group. And they have a booster gram to go with this.
Well, this is a great number on its own and equals about $75 and
is from our 75 Hard group. Oh, we've been going for more than a
week now. And just like the name says it's hard. Thanks so much,
Tina for leading our group always encouraging us and being
a phenomenal person. Oh my gosh. Sweetie, so I got all kinds of
messages. Like we're trying to send a booster gram and then
different people were texting me that way. Oh, no. Jacobs got it
covered. Like okay, yeah, Jake.
Tina Curry: Yeah, he's,
Adam Curry: he's a Submariner. He's
Tina Curry: going on a submarine in two weeks. And so we were he
was questioning whether he could do the both of his work workouts
underwater. And
Adam Curry: what world is is being a submarine or not
Tina Curry: 75 Marina or Submariner?
Adam Curry: I have heard from them. It's Submariner. Okay.
Unless that's changed. Can you confirm that please? Because I
remember sayings Submariner like, no, no, we say Submariner.
I learned two things. It's Submariner and it's not gay if
it's underway. That's all I know from these guys. They will all
tell you
Unknown: really, really nice. Oh, yeah, I
Tina Curry: love that
Adam Curry: second class citizen comes in with 1800 Thank you for
my decanting. I'm only a newcomer on the donating front.
been listening from the first time Episode of loving Oh, I
think you dare I say Namaste Zelicah podcast around. You
understand that maced Zelicah podcast around no
Tina Curry: I have no idea you know for Zilla? Yeah, I don't
know what it means. It's
Adam Curry: like cozy cool. Yeah, like the Dutch word. Mais
the most Coast zealous the. Sorry, I, I always think I've
taught you something. No,
Tina Curry: I just know lekar and toasty Hunka
Adam Curry: that's all I know. Like grilled cheese. What else
do you need in any country? That's
Tina Curry: all I know. Here's me. I don't even know.
Adam Curry: 50,000 SATs from Jeff. Jeff monks. And he says
question. Yeah, does the title keeper signify that Tina is the
one that Adam chose to keep? Or is it more like she's his keeper
in the sense of a zookeeper taking care of her crocodile or
Ranga Tang? Have you listened to the show? Either way, can I get
a droopy boost boost? For my own Keeper's amusement? In our case?
It's definitely more of the zoo metaphor. Well, the story of
Korean the keeper we were dating dating. Yes, we
Tina Curry: were dating about three months.
Adam Curry: And we were going to go to Chicago to visit your
sister go to Chicago. Was it before? Before was after? Yeah,
right. And I was talking about you on the show. Of course.
Tina Curry: Yes, of course. Yeah. That's when people first I
think that's it. You had a girl.
Adam Curry: I really liked this girl. Didn't I say something
like that? I might have said that. Possibly. Yeah.
Tina Curry: John, why don't you just stay single forever so he
could live vicariously through you. Oh,
Adam Curry: when I told him he's like, Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, I
think he actually said I was hoping you'd be single a little
longer. Yeah. And as we're talking about today, you know, I
noticed something they say she can pack a family of five into a
carrier. He says what I say yeah, because this is a very
she's a keeper. He says this is a very important skill you find
a woman that can do that she's a keeper yep and right down I said
There you go. She's the keeper
Tina Curry: and data average and what I love and we talked about
this I think on previous shows that people have stopped started
using that moniker for their keepers. Their rapid Yes, and I
love that I love that so yeah, it's the keeper
Adam Curry: This is ILUV Wushi loop No, he loves I love sushi
I'm sorry. He
Tina Curry: actually donated
Adam Curry: hit me up babe. I need some more. Clearly, I need
some more. And the first one is always the top. You know what
you get when you're when you're top of the list? Sakala 20 is
blades on the Impala This is Sir Brian with an I O doesn't know
him.
Tina Curry: Yes, he's my new BFF and he does not need to be de
canted.
Adam Curry: What do you mean new BFF he's been texting you for
months. This is not new. And he says, oh, dear Adam, that's
first a super row of ducks. 222,200 And Holy smokes.
Perfect. And I know he went through some trouble to figure
it out. So I appreciate it. Wow, I recently suffered an attack
from a pure bread pod monster. Please help resolve this. And so
he sent me now getting now this is now this is interesting
because he sent me a screenshot of a text message with you my
wife. Here's some dude, texting my wife. Now he's smart enough
to keep the timestamps off because I know that this is
probably it's either probably one in the morning when I'm
sleeping or sometimes I'm not. I don't think so. And he says
Becky the tree line. Oh no. He says tree line slot and you say
Becky the tree line hoe get it right. And he says I'm gonna
have to clip it. I knew it was Becky. But I'm pretty sure Adam
said slot and you say um, she's my dog. She's a hoe. So this is
the productive conversation you have with Brian. And he
accompanied that with a clip. That he's right. Wondering
Tina Curry: what her dead
Adam Curry: name is. Already you already told me is Becky Becky.
Becky just thought it was my fault she is Becky the tree line
hoe but that is the resolution of this bit.
Tina Curry: wait to hear from me. Brian
Adam Curry: now here's the worst part. Oh there's more he's
texting me.
Unknown: Did you get my bit I've got I've got the picture good
did you get the clip
Adam Curry: and he's like trying to write comedy for me now.
Tina Curry: He is pretty funny All right he's very right All
right dude. Very funny. He wants to join our 75 Hard group and I
told him no he's not allowed. No
Adam Curry: all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna
need a Bitcoin
Unknown: that's right everybody. You know that sound? You know
what time it is. Let's go ahead and land this plane on episode
93
It's time for the question
don't you Corkers worry Adam and Tina is going to be back with
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Tina Curry: stories we threatened our kids with I have
Adam Curry: Okay, can I go first? Yeah, my story
Tina Curry: first. A nice segue into oh my gosh, I
Adam Curry: only got one good one is my favorite. We were
living in Belgium. So we had a lot of this was the castle. Yes.
And Christina had always been an avid horseback rider. She did
competitions. She was very serious. He's gotten very
frustrated. She had her own horse princess who was exactly
that so and of course it was always the horses fault if
something didn't go right. But anyway so spoiler little
Christina we had no I moved the stable with this horse into the
back of the house just like now in the back of the house behind
the house. Okay. 23 acres and you can ride over there and you
got that stable is here that a big place for the horse to run
around and shit whatever he does, and we got a mule
companion, Daisy. Daisy call updates 2019 years old.
Tina Curry: Had a cough
Adam Curry: literate old hag that she needs companion
companionship one day. 11 Crab age and she wouldn't see that
she was like I'm now go feed the horse man. To the horse is
hungry. Go feed your lips just wouldn't do it. You know one of
those moments? Yeah. Okay. You're not gonna feed the horse.
I'm gonna put it out of its misery and I took my shotgun.
And I walked outside and I'm like, nothing like the sound of
a pump action shotgun
into this day to this day, she's still traumatized. So proud of
myself. Of course, I
Tina Curry: never want a shot. No wonder she's in therapy.
Probably my claim to fame and I use this one a lot. Now, is
Adam Curry: this a question someone sent in? No, no, no. We
were just thought it would be fun. We were just talking
Tina Curry: about and you're like, oh, put that on. Right.
Okay. When Ellen and Elise the fight, they would just you know,
kids fight all the time. I would pretend like I was calling the
adoption agency for them to come and pick them up. And
Adam Curry: would you you would just be pretending Yeah, I
Tina Curry: pick up the phone. That's when we had landlines.
Yeah, do it. Do it Do Yes. Yes. Yes, I'm calling I have two
daughters age 10 and eight. And yes, I'm looking. I'm having
issues with them. And I'm looking for a new home for them.
I wonder if they remember that? No, of my poor girls. I
Unknown: feel so bad about that. They'd be flipping
Adam Curry: this should be in a book somewhere. That's I love
that one. That's good.
Tina Curry: Yeah, not my not my proudest moment.
Adam Curry: Why? I think that's
Tina Curry: when you look back and it was so cruel. But you
know, at the time as as a parent with young kids, you're like, oh
my gosh, you just want them to stop fighting.
Adam Curry: Do you want to stick them behind the wallpaper?
Exactly. And just paper over them? Exactly. Baller move I
have to say it's a ballroom Yeah, that's something Adam
curry would do.
Tina Curry: Yes, yes. Ballroom look at that Brian. Levels Adam
curry.
Adam Curry: Brian, chill out.
Unknown: She can keep in mind. Everything's fine. Got all that
you need. Karianna keeper