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Once again it's time for the
programme that contains no

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commercials. No jingles has
absolutely no talent and of

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course, no agenda coming to you
from a snow covered Britain in

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the curry manner. I'm Adam
curry.

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And I'm John C. Dvorak and
Aleste and snow covered actually

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warm Northern California. Snow
you have snow

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Yeah, we had some we woke up
this morning to a blanket of

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snow it's all across Western
Europe and the United Kingdom.

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It's it's almost April and here
we are. We got snow. Wow. You

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can say that again?

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Well, no, it's been hot last
week this last week to fit

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together put it that we have a
little Beata. It was so hot. I

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had to put the top down.

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Am I supposed to feel happy?
Sad?

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Yeah, that's a struggle.

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Oh, yes. Oh, to put that because
it's not an electric top. You

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mean it's actual work? Is that
what you're saying?

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You have to get out and put it
down and get back in.

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We had to dig out our snow boots
from the closet. That's what we

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were doing. It's unbelievable.
We had boy we had almost spring

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but we thought we had an early
spring in February. My Garden by

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the way is in full bloom. I have
a I'm very particular about our

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backyard. It's a real proper
English garden. And now

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everything's covered with snow.
And I don't know if everything

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will survive it. Whoo. Yeah.
Well, so last week, John, we

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what do we do the show on? On
Saturday, right last week. So

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it's Sunday today? Yeah. And so
we were probably still basking

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in the glory of another fine
programme shoved out the wires

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through the tubes known as the
interwebs when the Federal

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Reserve was making deals,
cutting all kinds of corners in

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secret on a Sunday to save well,
not to save Bear Stearns, but to

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I guess, to help out JP Morgan,
or I don't know, man is this

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this actually blew me away. This
is unprecedented.

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Seems like corruption of some
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I know I think it's punishment.
Actually. I know a lot of the

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guys over at Bear Stearns or I
guess I did know a lot of the

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guys over at Bear Stearns and
they're kind of a kind of a

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maverick. You know, they also
didn't help bail out some other

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banks about things maybe nine or
10 years ago. I mean, look,

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obviously the government could
have put the 30 billion into

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Bear Stearns that would have
worked, but no, they gave it to

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JP Morgan Chase, so that they
could then use that as a

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security for buying Bear
Stearns. So I think it's

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punishment. It's like Alright,
you guys screw. We're not

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bailing you out.

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I like it. I like the theory.
The thing that bugs me the most

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about the Bear Stearns story is
besides the fact that Jim Cramer

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said not to get out of Barry, I
know it was

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days before right he was
yelling, everything is fine and

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Bear Stearns

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and is that you look at the
chart, I think Bear Stearns is

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sometimes was one maybe $160 A
share and then it was $60 a

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share when Kramer was telling
people not to worry about it.

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And now it was two less than we
were last time we want to hit

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bottom I just want to I'm
thinking what a fan I mean this

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is a short you know a putt or a
short that that would it for

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very little money would have
made anyone an instant

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millionaire.

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Absolutely. Yeah. Although it's
not trading at $2 It's actually

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trading at I think seven or
eight bucks and the role that

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have been a good buy down at the
bottom then it didn't actually I

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don't think it actually went to
$2 John that was the that's the

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purchase price really went all
the way down to two I thought it

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was hovering around seven or
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I think in his bad day, I think
it bounced off a two I had to

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look it up but that was down
there

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but that purchase includes the
building, which Hey, by the way,

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I wouldn't mind buying the
building for 230 million it's

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worth like $1.2 billion it's
amazing that the real estate is

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tied up in the package Yeah, I'm
telling you this was a someone

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got slapped and actually I think
is pretty good because

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considering that most of these
fund managers and bankers you

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know they actually got paid on
the deal right so they they lost

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all this money or the the money
that they were trading with was

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based on bad debt but every
single time they do a trade they

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make money anyway and so now
they actually got punished

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because all the shareholders of
course are completely screwed on

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this deal. So I'm I'm sticking
with the theory it was it was a

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fuck you from the for the Fed.
And of course the other banks

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who were all part of the
mysterious organisation known as

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the Federal Reserve.

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I like it because the economy's
just about to go into the tank,

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but luckily, well yeah, big time
and doing a good job of Have the

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rigging the books?

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Well, not really, we're not
really rigging, they're really

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trying to stop it. But you know,
there's just there's no

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confidence. No one believes
anyone has any money, you know,

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and now the games are being
played that you and I aren't in,

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but I'm sure they're fun to
watch from the sideline. You

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know, rumours come out. It's
like, oh, HBO s is out of

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farming. Oh, you know, JP
Morgan, they're gonna buy it,

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but they're gonna buy bear, but
they're actually running into

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trouble themselves and be

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you know, what bothers me more
than anything else is the fact

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that the Canadian dollars more
valuable than the US dollar?

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By a nice margin these days, I
believe as well. Hmm.

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Well, no, I think it's, I mean,
it's always been, you know, 75

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cents just a few years ago. Now.
It's like, I think it's just

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over $1. But it's, the Canadians
are getting the biggest kick out

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of it. Of course, it ruins a lot
of gags that comics like to use.

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Yeah, we can't we

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can't tell you more good jokes
about our northern northern

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neighbours.

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Right? You know, and they're
gloating. Oh, boy, I have to say

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the you know that one of them
reminded me some time back that

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this was the same situations
around 1977. Or maybe it was 72

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or something like that. But when
the were the Vietnam War, the

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Canadian dollar became as
valuable as the US dollar. So

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seems to have something to do
with the war.

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And speaking of the war, we got
a voicemail common which is

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short. I want to play for you
because apparently we missed

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something really big in the
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Okay, Hi, Adam. Eric from
Portland here. I just finished

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listening to no agenda. And you
and John. were duped. The story

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isn't Spitzer. Okay. On Tuesday,
William Fox Fallon, Admiral

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William, CENTCOM commander, was
forced to resign. On Wednesday,

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Spitzer announces his
resignation. This is like

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General MacArthur say I don't
want to invade Japan and

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resigning. But nobody's talking
about Boxtel and resigning.

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Because the salacious details in
the Spitzer story, and you even

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got sucked into it. If those two
things are related to the time

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he's not related, I just I just
can't can't believe it. But I'd

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point that out. And maybe you
can pick that up on no agenda.

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Interesting theory.

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Hmm. Well, you know, there's
there's no doubt that we're

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duped on a day to day basis. I
think the general public is

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journalists are observers like
ourselves, so it's quite likely

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that we were duped in fact, and
I don't ever deny being duped I

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get duped a lot.

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Even by your own wife.

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When was this? Oh, doesn't the

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wife always do bus all the time?
Dude. Like yeah, but yesterday I

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was we were supposed to do a
show and I was like grocery

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shopping. Come on. Talk about
being duped.

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Yeah, well, you know, I actually
would prefer doing grocery

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shopping to this show. But
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Oh, I hertz down at hertz. I
like to shop that's where I

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forgot that about you. You do
like to shop I'm not a big

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show that my son is down here
looking around for him to get a

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jacket and wanted to go to the
US clothing stores because he's

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a he's a tall but thin and he
did find something that fits so

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they were going to go shopping
in San Francisco to cut a bunch

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of these vintage places and
there's a lot of them San

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Francisco and they have some
have amazing product. And so you

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go in there so you want to come
My wife asked me and then she

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says Wait, no, no, no, you'll
make my son nervous with me

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around and I realised that even
though I do like to shop I don't

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shop like a girl I shop I'm
boom, bring it in. Can I get out

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and I try to hit as much stuff
as I can as fast as I can. Yeah.

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Now this shop Go ahead. I'm
sorry. But when women when they

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shop if you've been shopping
with them especially for clothes

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my god you might as well shoot
yourself. They look at

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everything they look at all the
prices and they they tried

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million things on they don't buy
anything and they just so slow

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and boring shoppers. It's just
horrible.

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Unfortunately, this was nothing
as exciting as that this was

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like the the toilet paper the
paper towel the kinda I hate

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those runs, man. Everything is
heavy, except for the paper

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towels. Obviously, everything is
heavy. You know, it's like, get

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the orange juice, get the milk
and it's heavy, heavy stuff.

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Heavy for God's sake. And by the
way, when we shop for toilet

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paper paper towels out here on
the West Coast, it's course you

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always buy all that stuff at
Costco. So you buy huge packages

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of like, yeah, no,

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that's what I mean. Oh, yeah,
it's the same thing. You still

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got to do that monthly run
right? You got to do the big

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We don't crap that much.

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I'm so full of shit. I need lots
of toilet paper. I got it all

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over the place.

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You know, every few months maybe

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yesterday we were we were
supposed actually John called

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and I was gotten a little
confused by that. Time changes I

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love this where America is the
only country in the world that

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springs forward into daylight
savings time before the rest of

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the world two weeks if I'm not
mistaken so I'm a little

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confused about the time but
actually we were doing something

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up here in the attic which
doesn't occur very often.

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Patricia had come to me and she
said you know I want to do this

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she's doing that Holland's Got
Talent thing I told you about

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the the Dutch version of the the
to the reality kind of format

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judging show. She's a judge.
Yes, she's a judge. And so she

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knows the host of the show,
we've known the host this show

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for a long, long time. And he's
kind of a flamboyant, very

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successful singer. And so
they're going to do they're

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going to do a song together
during one of these live shows

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which come up further in May.
She said, You have got this

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great idea. We talked about this
last week. She wants to do kind

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of like Martha Reeves, Martha
Reeves and the Vandellas and

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wham you know, Wake Me Up Before
You Go Go and heat wave kind of

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that type of vibe. And and and
it doesn't happen very often.

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I've ever we've been together 22
years he says would you help me

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put together a demo I'm like,
I'm not really a musician. He

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can programme that should all in
MIDI on the computer. So that we

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were you know up until all hours
of the night last night doing

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this thing Do I hear a piece

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Yeah, I think so. I'm I don't
play too much because it

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violates our rules.

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Oh, what having no agenda Oh, no
music You mean Believe me it's

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not music. Okay. It's a demo
doesn't count as music. I'll

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play a little piece for you just
to get the Idaho.

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I'll give you one little chorus
I forgot to mention Tim Dutch

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it's kind of a Motown sound.

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You just want to show off the
fact that your wife has a voice.

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I wanted to show it the fact
that I actually played a

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baseline on the computer without
having any talent.

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Yeah, well, you can do a lot on
the computer nowadays. With all

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this, you can get drums and all
kinds of cool. No

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kidding. I was at Logic studio
that you can buy for Apple, and

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I've never really cracked the
box. But man oh man. It's

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amazing what you can do with
that programme. That's why

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you're up all night. Yeah, if
I'm not, if I'm not making

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Motown music, I'm worrying about
the rest of the world. That's

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what I'm doing my friends.

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I'm killing ants.

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Big story over here. John, as
you see this thing about form, P

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H O R M? No. It was a really big
story. It's a company. It's a

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company that delivers a service.
I think it's a it comes in the

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form of a server or a box that
you instal to ISPs. And what it

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does is it injects advertising
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it. So basically, so and I love
that it's a great, so you have

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Virgin Media Talk Talk, btw, you
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internet service providers here
in the UK have now all signed up

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to this programme, and it's opt
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if you opt out, it's still all
going through this, I guess,

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like a proxy server that these
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a cookie, on your machine, or on
your web browser, I guess. Yeah.

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Which is technically on your
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replace irrelevant ads with
relevant ads and,

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and it's kind of up in the air,
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well, they're tracking you.
That's why they have all this

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relevancy. And so there's,
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there. I probably know, the way
what I the way I read it was,

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oh, great, you know, they're
gonna take a random webpage and

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just insert a different standard
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only for sites that participate
but of course every ad network

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everyone will participate and
but this the privacy guys of

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course that are that are really
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it's going through their their
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storing it. We're not storing
any of your data your you can't

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be connected to your actual
data. It's unbelievable. Lies

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Yeah, and and I've been getting
a lot of calls about people who

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have left their torrent, you
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night only to wake up the next
day and find out that their ISP

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had cut them off because someone
had contacted the ISP and given

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them their IP address. So
there's this it was at EA D I

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think is a company out there now
that does this.

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It's like unbelievable. Yeah, I

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mean, if we already knew our
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this is now it's getting pretty,
pretty heavy man injecting

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advertising. Could they just
inject a different voice? so

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that you would be sound female
instead of what you have now

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that would be nice.

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I actually think you make me
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when you use Audacity, you know,
there's that pitch thing is

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quite powerful.

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I got one of those, I could
probably do that on the fly.

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Yeah, you probably could I
probably I would probably blow

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up the blow everything up as I
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cool. On the technical side.

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Yeah, you do. So I, so let's see
you Oh, what did the news out

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here is the course the the
battle is heating up between

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Obama and Hillary. Right more
distraction. But the funny thing

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is, and that's kind of be I was
coming to this conclusion, I

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actually wrote a note down this
because I wanted to discuss it a

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little bit, which is the way
political people in this country

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either isolate themselves, or
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diligence. And it turns out that
the Democrats seem to be the

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ones who do the isolation. And I
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office, and this has happened a
couple of times I mentioned, I

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listened to Rush Limbaugh and I,
I listened to him because for

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whatever reason, once he's a
he's got 15 million listeners.

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He's one of the most popular
radio people ever. And so you

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can learn from him, just for
that alone. But the thing is,

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you can It's like doing due
diligence, if you're a Democrat,

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and you wanted to see what the
Republicans were up to, you'd

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want to listen to this guy. But
if you talk to a Democrat about

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it, they always say the same
thing. How can you listen to

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that guy? I can't stand him and
they won't even listen,

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right? How do they know they
can't stand him? Sometimes he's

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got some really good stuff and
really valid.

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Well, the thing he's doing now
is called Operation chaos.

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Okay, all right. That's now I
remember why I don't listen to

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it.

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Right. So Operation chaos is in
play. And the idea is that if

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there's a primary coming up, he
wants you as a Republican to

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issue your Republican ism, get a
Democrat ballot, which you can

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do it win primaries and vote for
Hillary.

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Why? Because he's so pissed off
with McCain being the the No,

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no, he

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thinks Hillary's more beatable.
Oh, Okay, gotcha. But more

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importantly, he doesn't really
care which of the two that it is

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I'll give you the theory. He
doesn't care which of the two

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run as long as this, this, this
election stays in abeyance, so

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you don't know who's going to
win. So they start sniping at

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each other to such a point that
the Republican will just sneak

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in the gut as it were, while
these two people bicker because

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it's fairly well known that the
sooner you get that over with

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the better off you are for the
general election, well, it's

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divide

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and conquer, right? Isn't that
the basic principle,

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essentially. So anyway, so he's
doing this operation chaos, and

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I was thinking about a couple of
things one, none of that

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Democrat, my Democratic friends,
none of them know that this is

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going on. And, and then the ones
who do know that it's going are

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you all up in arms about it?
It's like it's the world's you

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know, it's horrible that even
though it turns out that rush

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limbaugh got the idea from a
Democrat who would pull it off

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in a small scale someplace years
ago. And meanwhile, because

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nobody's listening to this guy
anyway, so they're completely

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clueless. And I always thought
the Republicans are wonders

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because I listened to like I
like to listen to them ball

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listen to this other guy Michael
Savage was really entertaining.

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And then I'll listen to Air
America if I get a shot at it. I

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listen to John Stewart, I tried
to listen to all sides of

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everything and you get a you get
a pretty well run I just don't

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take a bigoted approach was I
won't listen to that guy. How

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can you let it go? says how can
you listen to him? Well, that's

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the same people that who can
actually say I hate Republicans

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or I hate Democrats. I mean,
what kind of language is that? I

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hate red states. I hate blue
states. This is this is our

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common language and yeah, it's
crap is what it is.

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I agree and but anyway, back to
Operation cows, I came into

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conclusion I was thinking about
this yesterday conclusion that

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setting up operation chaos and
making it you know, waving your

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arms a lot about which I'm I was
thinking it's probably not

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having it's probably having zero
effect. I mean, I don't even

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think now I think most
Republicans wouldn't go through

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the trouble of voting for
Hillary I'm sure a few do but

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it's not enough to really sway
the election. But it's enough to

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to freak out. You know, it's
almost like psych a psych game

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and head game on the Democrats
that he appears to be doing this

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whether he is or not,

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but this is he's just latching
on to something that already

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existed. I mean, I'm reading
everywhere. Hillary closet

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Republican, you know, isn't he
just kind of sneaking in on

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something that's already been
out there?

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Maybe all I know, is it this
election is becoming a laugh

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riot.

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Did you see Obama's speech?

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Well, here's the other thing
that's interesting about Yeah, I

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did. And here's the other thing
is interesting about Obamacare

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that nothing that Democrats
don't get. They have no idea how

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much the Republicans are, are
experimenting with how to hound

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this guy over this Reverend
Wright. In fact, if you talk to

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most of them, because my son in
this was obviously he's what

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goes to Evergreen college and
he's a college kid, he's not

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going to be a Republican. And he
he's not even he said, Well,

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it's not a big deal blah, blah,
blah Yeah, these guys have none

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of these people since nobody
listens to what these shows have

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any idea how much they're just
working this in the background?

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Of course they

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are. It's a it's a perfect
opportunity to be met. They're

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tweaking all the time.

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Yeah, they're constantly
tweaking. And I think he's got a

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real problem with this this
character and especially when

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more there's two things I think
are gonna come out more about

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this right? If it's Obama, and
then Hillary, I keep hearing

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these stories about how horrible
she is as a interpersonal

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relationships with the Secret
Service. You know, she's

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screeches a lot apparently.
There's somebody has to have a

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tape of this that they're
they're sitting on her blower

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just

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going off and going ballistic.
What What's her problem? She

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doesn't like the Secret Service,
or they won't get her.

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She's just apparently bossy and
profane. She, you know, she

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cusses like a truck driver.

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She doesn't look like it at all,
John, that's funny.

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She, she cusses like a truck
driver and is extremely. She's

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just mean. And yeah, by that
somebody has to have a tape of

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this that I just don't believe,
you know, of all these stories

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are true that somebody good.
Somebody you'd like half a dozen

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people haven't secretly taped
her screaming at them. So that's

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the next thing the other
Republicans might try. Try that

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to shake it up a bit. You know,
let's not

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think they're gonna save that
for the general election, though

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if they have it.

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Oh, man, no sooner had we agree
that your that your theory was

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that it would be Clinton with
Barack Obama as a VP? Then did

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the Clintons actually start to
kind of message that pretty

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interesting.

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Yeah, it's rigged.

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I still it may happen that way.
You certainly called McCain man.

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And by the way, it's not too
late to all get behind Ron Paul,

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if you're looking at. If you're
looking at what's going on with

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the Federal Reserve, that's one
of the things he wants to bust

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up you know, those guys that are
taking your money, stealing it

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from you printing it and giving
it to themselves, those guys?

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How do we do that? How do we
make the the general public

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understand that they're being
that they're beings? That's just

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people stealing from them?

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I think they just assume that's
happening. I don't think that

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you're going to inform anybody,
I think they've always said they

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probably think they're being
ripped off more than they

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actually are.

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Well, just in the in this past
weekend, three people from my

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immediate friends and family
circle have contacted me. And

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all three of them were in some
form of financial crisis. And

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it's all directly relatable to
high adjustable rate mortgages

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on short term, no ability to
refinance house prices, house

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prices coming down. And none of
them by the way, in the United

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States, all Europe, you know,
it's really happening.

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It's amazing to me how the
Americans have managed to screw

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up the Europeans with this with
this scam. Well, I think those

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guys had some reason the guy at
UBS, the head of the, you know,

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one of the big Swiss banks, you
know, he's like, they're in

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trouble. I mean, how does the
Swiss bank make this mistake? I

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think they were pretty
conservative.

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Oh, it's real, it's real easy,
because, you know, there's

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derivatives trading going on all
the time, billions of dollars a

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day. And it's all you know,
based on three levels deep of

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look, I've got this bond from
that guy, and it's backed by

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that guy's this thing. And so
here's my position, and I'll

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trade that with you for some for
some Swiss francs, and will blow

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out some euros and give me some
dollars and you got any oil. And

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when you know, when one guy
starts to unwind in, that whole

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process is like a chain. So
everyone's involved at it. I

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mean, what do you think the UBS
is trading with? And with that,

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not only trading with Asia,
they're trading with the US. So

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that's how they're affected?

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Will? I find it amusing? Sure.
And they had run on some runs on

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the banks, I guess, in Britain
and elsewhere. We haven't had

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that yet.

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Now, the run on the bank was
Northern Rock. That hasn't

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happened since. So that was, was
that January, or just what

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Northern Rock is doing now? And
what people are complaining

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about is they're offering these
amazing savings account deals,

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which is, you know, higher than
any competitor can offer in the

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marketplace, obviously, because
they're safe, right? They're

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owned by the government. So they
got this 6.5 6.7% interest rate

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really,

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at this bank again, we could
invest in those banks in the

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United States. Yes, Northern
Rock. There you go. That would

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be a good idea. I'm not sure how
much longer the dollar is going

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to keep sliding at some point.
Yes, it's a cycle, even though

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it's, you know, caused by
various things, but it can go

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can go up and down.

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It can, but it has to go down a
little bit in the next few

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months because of all this money
that's being printed. It's in

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flight. It's just It's obvious.
You know, he's like, you can't

442
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,410
just flood the market with more
money and not expect the dollar

443
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:26,100
to go down. So it has to drop a
few more points, or basis points

444
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:31,830
or whatever. Really, I think we
could. We could actually see

445
00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:34,260
a $2 Euro.

446
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:40,230
You mean a two year? Yeah, two?
Yeah. $2. Euro crap. Could you

447
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:44,340
that would be like the pound.
Horrible. Yeah. Well, you watch

448
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:47,940
Well, we'll see. We'll see all
kinds of things happen. We

449
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:53,070
didn't talk about about Fallon,
though. About him quitting. He's

450
00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,510
from the central command.

451
00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:57,270
Yeah, well, we didn't know.

452
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,230
I think that's interesting. He
was the guy in charge he took

453
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:08,160
over from it, was it. Rob, I
forget his name. But he

454
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,100
wasn't he like given a What
didn't he find himself in a

455
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:15,240
situation where he became a
figurehead? So you just got sick

456
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:15,960
of it and quit?

457
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,410
Well, I guess that's one. That's
one story. But isn't it

458
00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:23,430
coincidence that he quits one
day before the for Spitzer

459
00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:26,490
resignation, the red resigns in
the midst of the whole Spitzer

460
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,000
deal?

461
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:31,200
Yeah. And I think that's great.
It's amazing that that can be

462
00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:33,360
you know, I find it hard to
believe that that could actually

463
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,350
be manipulated.

464
00:26:34,590 --> 00:26:37,680
But what is the problem by the
way, with with the United States

465
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,900
and the United Well, the United
Kingdom has a different problem

466
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:43,500
with it. But in most countries
in the world, this is just not

467
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:47,880
that important. In by the way,
I'm pretty sure if if I got

468
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,600
caught, my wife would say at
least they were expensive

469
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,200
hookers.

470
00:26:52,830 --> 00:26:56,730
Yeah, no, but you weren't an
Attorney General, who was hard

471
00:26:56,730 --> 00:27:02,130
on harsh on crime, and used to
you know, be pontificate about

472
00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:05,640
you know, about it. There's a
big difference. I think that

473
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,820
some guy if the guy was just
like, like a slacker, you know,

474
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:11,760
and he didn't have all this
background, all this baggage of

475
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,410
being a, you know, do gooder a
law man, as it were? I don't

476
00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:18,960
think this would have been much,
much today would have blown

477
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,650
over. Right.

478
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,490
But I think I'm going one level
deep one level deeper. Why is

479
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,480
the actual act of prostitution
is such a big deal in the United

480
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,040
States and the United Kingdom?

481
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,760
Because it's against the law?
Well, yeah,

482
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,040
but why is it against the law?
It's not against the law in

483
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,650
every country in the world,
John, you know, wake up call

484
00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:45,330
was not against the law in
Nevada either. Well, I don't

485
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,550
know. I think it's, you know,
it's just everyone would say

486
00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:50,580
it's just a Puritan background.
And, you know, it's just one of

487
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:53,160
the things you make up to you
put these these kinds of systems

488
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,250
together and and you kind of
stick with it as best you can.

489
00:27:56,250 --> 00:28:00,000
And then when somebody, you
know, takes an opposite approach

490
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,250
where they say, well, it's you
know, prostitution is legal

491
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:06,030
everyplace else. Why can we have
it here? It's I don't know. It

492
00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:08,730
just doesn't It doesn't just
doesn't work that way.

493
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,760
But it's like hypocritical. I
mean, the best porn in the world

494
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,440
comes from America, of course.

495
00:28:13,530 --> 00:28:15,450
I think it's I think, actually
most of us stripped out of

496
00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:17,100
Canada to be honest about it.
Oh, but all

497
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,620
the women are from America.
Dude. They're all hot are all

498
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:20,670
hot la babes

499
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,660
are all hot. You do the same
thing. Are you and you see you

500
00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:26,550
run into a porn site? Yeah,

501
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,190
I think which happens from time
to time. Yes,

502
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,500
it happens a lot. And so you
look random points. And you look

503
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,830
and you look and you look and
you go, but when you look for

504
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:37,230
it's like most of its this is
repetitive. It's kind of

505
00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:42,210
redundant. But the one thing you
notice is how many women are

506
00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:45,990
having their picture taken in
these situations? I mean, 1000s

507
00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,240
and 1000s and 1000s Where are
these girls?

508
00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:49,950
And how come they're not mirror?
We

509
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:54,660
never say I don't remember him
in high school. I mean, we're

510
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:57,030
talking me it's like, endless
but I

511
00:28:57,030 --> 00:29:01,470
also have John I also want to
tell you that having sex casual

512
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:04,560
sex is also very different than
from you and I were when we were

513
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,560
youngsters it's really changed
kids have a very different

514
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,910
attitude about it these days

515
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,260
yeah, but did is the attitude
include having your picture

516
00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:17,250
taken while you're doing it is
some sort of mark of honour I

517
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:20,250
mean, I don't get it and girls
by the way the guys rarely have

518
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,780
their picture taken they have
more sense

519
00:29:21,810 --> 00:29:26,640
well there's there's no market
for naked guys okay, if there is

520
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,970
but you got to be a particular
type of naked guy just regular

521
00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:32,430
guys like us no market for us
naked.

522
00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:35,340
Oh, best you they agree with
that. But how come you know

523
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,560
there's a lot of fat chicks that
are having their picture taken

524
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,810
naked and they're showing off
and smiling because there's

525
00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:43,410
a market for it. There's a huge
there's a huge market for fries,

526
00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:47,220
J smilin. There's a huge market
for that. That's really, really

527
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:52,470
big. It's you know, there's a
couple things going on. One is

528
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,680
easy money, no doubt about it.
It's just the easiest money to

529
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,350
make. I mean, I'm just saying
that without actually being a

530
00:29:58,350 --> 00:30:00,810
woman and being in that
situation. Of course, there's

531
00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:04,320
all kinds of bad stuff that goes
on with porn. But also look at

532
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,500
the number of porn stars who
have gone on to be, quote

533
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:12,480
unquote, successful. Media
stars. It's a weigh in,

534
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,880
out of 10,000. How many?

535
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:19,650
Well, it's certainly 10. But it
doesn't matter. It's a weigh in.

536
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,730
I mean, over here in the UK
page, three girls, you know,

537
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,140
Jordan, one of the most
photographed and very successful

538
00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:31,680
now she's a model started just
by basically being on page three

539
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:36,540
with their with their boobs
hanging out. You know? Yeah, I

540
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:40,650
mean, this. So I think part of
that, you know, that's an

541
00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:44,100
extended piece of show business.
But still, I mean, all it just

542
00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:47,130
so weird. Definitely show
business.

543
00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:51,240
I love being a show businessman.
There's nothing like being in

544
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,060
the business of entertaining
people. When there's a recession

545
00:30:54,090 --> 00:30:57,120
or even a depression happening.
That's the best time because

546
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,720
everyone's pissed off angry. And
it's so easy to play into that.

547
00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:01,500
Because

548
00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:05,670
I'm sorry, but yeah, people in
show business, restaurant

549
00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:09,510
business and writing tend to do
well, yeah, they don't tend to

550
00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:11,730
do well, but they tend to get
through depressions.

551
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:15,210
I think I've always done very
well, because people are, I

552
00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:18,660
can't, I would love to do a live
radio show now, like a live you

553
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,670
know, with people being able to
call in because people are

554
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,580
upset. You know, it's great.
There's emotions flowing. When

555
00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:25,980
everyone's happy and having a
good time and partying. They

556
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:29,190
don't want to listen to radio.
They want us to do a podcast

557
00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:31,500
when they're upset and when they
want to have their lives

558
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,060
enlightened. And hear that

559
00:31:33,269 --> 00:31:36,089
people. What do you think people
listen to this podcast for? I

560
00:31:36,089 --> 00:31:37,889
think they do it. I think they
listen to it in the car while

561
00:31:37,889 --> 00:31:40,679
they're driving to work. They
have a lot of dedicated fans.

562
00:31:40,679 --> 00:31:41,519
It's kind of interesting.

563
00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:44,760
Yeah. And the number of
dedicated fans is consistent. We

564
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:51,180
have a good organic growth. I
don't know why. People say they

565
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:53,850
get hooked on it. I think it's
just because they're listening

566
00:31:53,850 --> 00:31:58,620
to two guys talk who is
eavesdropping? It's a dropping

567
00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:01,020
thing as part of it. I think
they learned something. For

568
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:04,800
instance, if I were to say to
you, John, you're the right guy

569
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:10,500
to ask what the hell is the deal
with Tibet? What I mean, what is

570
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:14,040
going on with Tibet? Do you
please explain this to me? This

571
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,370
country? How many people live in
this country? In Tibet? Yeah.

572
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,390
300,000

573
00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:22,170
That's a good question. I'd have
to look it up on Wikipedia.

574
00:32:22,590 --> 00:32:23,370
Which of course

575
00:32:23,370 --> 00:32:28,140
is the God's honest truth. Why
Why what is if Obviously, no one

576
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,750
likes seeing monks getting
bashed over the head. That's,

577
00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:33,720
that's okay. I get that. Right.
That's messed up. But this is

578
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,740
like a Taiwan situation where
China actually annex them. And

579
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:40,410
then, you know, like Taiwan
said, no way. We're our own

580
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,690
little island here. And what

581
00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:45,570
is oh, it has it has a lot to do
with the fact that the Dalai

582
00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:50,670
Lama in whatever iteration he's
in, got thrown out of the

583
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,850
country essentially by the
Chinese and you know, subject to

584
00:32:53,850 --> 00:32:57,150
arrest and I think that's pretty
much where it it's this is a

585
00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:59,580
religious thing more than
anything that I mean, that's not

586
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,980
going to get diagnosed and I
don't want any email from

587
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:05,430
anybody. Okay. The whole point
was hanging over the freeway

588
00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:07,890
Free Tibet, Free Tibet, they're
telling me to free to but what

589
00:33:07,890 --> 00:33:09,480
am I supposed to do, but that's
my point.

590
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,300
What is going on with Tibet? I
mean, Richard Gere hangs out

591
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:15,600
with the Dalai Lama. I mean,
what's going on? But let me just

592
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,840
Google this. What is the trade

593
00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:21,120
deal? The deal

594
00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:27,720
with Tibet? Let's see when we
come up with I misspelt the

595
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:33,690
Okay. Oh, top hit, here we go.
answers.yahoo.com. Okay, let's

596
00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:35,700
check it out. What is the deal?
Yeah, there's

597
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,680
there's a source may share

598
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:42,600
this. The question was, this is
your internet at work? What is

599
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,630
the deal with Tibet? Did China
overthrow them? Or has it always

600
00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:50,280
been a part of China is boycott
the Olympics? Tibet is to China

601
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,860
as Taiwan is to China as the
first answer. Both are

602
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:54,840
independent and would rather be
left alone.

603
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:58,380
Yeah, that's not even close to
being accurate. Taiwan has

604
00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,820
always been a part of China.

605
00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:02,100
Not according to the Taiwanese.

606
00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:07,860
Now, this was for most of the
was for most of for a while. I

607
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:11,430
think before I mean, if you go
back far enough, the island I

608
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:14,640
think was I didn't Well, again,
you know, I used to know this

609
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,130
stuff when I used to go back and
forth a lot but haven't been to

610
00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:21,120
China or Taiwan for a while, but
as far as I know, because again,

611
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,520
I'm gonna get some Yeah, I don't
want to get into this because

612
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:28,650
there's so many people with a
political agenda regarding I'm a

613
00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,540
little disappointed. Email

614
00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:32,730
me but I'm a little
disappointed. Forget the emails.

615
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:37,110
Okay. So you don't know as the
answer. That's okay. I don't

616
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:40,350
know either. But it's like with
this place. Let me just see how

617
00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:45,450
big is it? First of all, it's up
really high. 16,000 feet, so no

618
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,670
one wants to live there in the
first place. You can't breathe.

619
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,660
There's no air ever referred to
as the roof of the I'm looking

620
00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:55,230
at Wikipedia now the roof of the
world. It doesn't say how many

621
00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:58,260
people live. I just don't
understand it. I mean, it has to

622
00:34:58,260 --> 00:35:02,820
be the I guess they're just
trying to It must be a boycott

623
00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,500
the Olympics Chinese are bad

624
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,840
so this has to do with the
Olympics are trying to be

625
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,630
everybody's trying to embarrass
China right now because you know

626
00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:12,690
they they have a bone to pick to
have gotten nowhere before and

627
00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:15,600
now they got this Olympics thing
and China's banking on it to

628
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,830
prove that they're cool

629
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:19,650
right but but then why did we
agreed I let them have it London

630
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,090
let them have the Olympics lame

631
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:26,010
the Olympic Committee not me I
didn't agree. I wasn't voting.

632
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:30,660
So I wasn't asked. So it's all
about money. The whole Olympics

633
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,160
is all about cash man.

634
00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:37,290
But anyway, give them your email
address and so the so the Free

635
00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:39,060
Tibet folks can send you

636
00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:47,490
Yes. Is John at devora.org/blog
Ltd Inc. a Delaware corporation,

637
00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:48,810
and your chicken

638
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,190
wiki pedia page is so this John
it's like there's more

639
00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:59,160
information on this page. It
goes on for like I've been

640
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,400
scrolling for the past two
minutes here. What did that have

641
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,650
to do with tell me it's
something with oil or something

642
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:08,190
man that's got it there's got to
be something more important than

643
00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:11,370
just turf. I guess there's
nothing more important important

644
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:11,490
that

645
00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:13,860
they just don't like to Chinese.

646
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:20,580
Here we go. Now there's a couple
million 6 million okay. I'm

647
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:23,010
sorry, 6 million, 6 million. All
right. That's not that that's

648
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:28,470
that's significant. All right.
So I don't know. I just thought

649
00:36:28,470 --> 00:36:29,940
you know, what the hell is going
on?

650
00:36:30,690 --> 00:36:33,270
No idea. All I know is that they
want me to Free Tibet when I

651
00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:35,820
drive under the freeway overpass
and I got nothing to do with it.

652
00:36:35,850 --> 00:36:36,240
How can

653
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,690
we help Tibet to be free? What
do we do boycott the Olympics is

654
00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:40,920
that it? Don't watch.

655
00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:43,230
Well, you know, the thing that
gets me is that this you know,

656
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:45,810
Tibet is a very spiritual
country and they're you know,

657
00:36:45,810 --> 00:36:48,570
they believe in all kinds of
different things. And it seems

658
00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:51,030
to me and I wouldn't say this
was with with especially with

659
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:55,410
the meditators out there, if
they why don't they just kind of

660
00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:58,890
will it to happen because they
have all these you know, these

661
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:03,300
meditative skills and spiritual
connections to the outside

662
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:07,890
world. Why don't they just build
China out of existence? Yeah.

663
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,950
Gee, that's a good point.

664
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:14,880
I'm just saying you know, they
can do this you're gonna get

665
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,820
some rise we have the of the of
you know, I drive around we were

666
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:21,870
driving on Brook has a psychic
fair it has I think it was you

667
00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:23,850
know, if everybody so psychic,
why would they have to put a

668
00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:24,660
sign up and go

669
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,840
bet on the lotto? You're done.
You don't have to do anything.

670
00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:32,640
Psychic fair. Well, did you know
I was I always want to go on and

671
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,920
I want to expect everyone to
know I was coming you know, and

672
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,580
never get that.

673
00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:40,260
He is seen as this John C.
Dvorak from them blog Aidan

674
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:44,430
Yamal, da. That was a German a
psychic fair. I just took you

675
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:50,760
to. Yeah. Hey, big revelation,
man. Big, big, big revelation

676
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:05,310
what? You couldn't hear it? I
could hear it but it's about

677
00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:07,830
Steve Case. And this guy was
sound like he would just let out

678
00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,180
of the insane inside. He

679
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:11,640
was he was laughing. He was
listening to the conversation

680
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,070
where I said that I thought
Steve Case it wasn't a flock of

681
00:38:14,070 --> 00:38:22,440
seagulls. Oh, that is pretty
fun. I guess he's not sure it

682
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,310
made made so much sense. Flock
of Seagulls. Yeah.

683
00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:29,490
So I have a list that I wrote
yesterday morning, because we

684
00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:31,620
wish was do the show yesterday.
And I've already forgotten what

685
00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,330
these topics are about, but I
should read it.

686
00:38:33,390 --> 00:38:36,900
Oh, maybe another John C. Dvorak
list everybody. I'll see if I

687
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,670
can decipher it. Here we go.
Okay.

688
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:42,930
Well, this one here. I do
remember, wave, auto dish

689
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,310
washing gel,

690
00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:50,190
wave, auto dish washing gel.

691
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:58,170
Okay, so the number of months
back Costco had there's this.

692
00:38:58,530 --> 00:39:01,770
There's this product called
wave. And it's a bowl

693
00:39:01,770 --> 00:39:05,640
biodegradable, ultra organic,
you know dishwashing gel, as

694
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:10,560
opposed to electro Saul. And so
you use this stuff, this stuff.

695
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,530
Then they were selling it for
next to nothing. So I bought a

696
00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:16,350
bunch of it, because it was like
three, three of them for $1 or

697
00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:19,560
something. And then they also
had that they also had the wave

698
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:23,550
Clothes, clothes, what washing
detergent. So I use the

699
00:39:23,550 --> 00:39:26,760
dishwashing gel, it won't take
anything off of a dish.

700
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,320
It's because it's
environmentally friendly, twice

701
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,810
as expensive and half as
effective as perfectly.

702
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:38,760
Anything. The clothes wash
washing stuff is good. But you

703
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,470
know, what, what do you

704
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:44,340
what do you what do you use for
the dishwashing? Yeah, I'd like

705
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:47,010
to know dishwashing and then for
the clothes dishwashing, first,

706
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,440
well for the dishwashing, I use

707
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,790
electric salt. I tried to use
the liquid but because I don't

708
00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:56,040
know what is it what's an
electro salt? Is that the brand

709
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,030
name or is that a type of

710
00:39:57,060 --> 00:40:00,000
Yeah, yeah, it's a brand name.
There's another name for it.

711
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,610
doesn't make any do any of the
good ones. But I think it's

712
00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,170
electro solids. The one I like
those

713
00:40:04,170 --> 00:40:07,440
little, little pillows that they
have now you just put that in

714
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,100
it's like it. Yeah, I

715
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,570
don't like those. Well, I love

716
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,470
those work great.

717
00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:15,930
Yeah, it just seems like a pokey
idea anymore. Powder guy. For

718
00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:19,170
people who can't measure, I
guess. Now for a dishwashing, it

719
00:40:19,170 --> 00:40:23,340
was years and years ago, I went
and gave a speech to some group,

720
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:27,570
and it was either Colgate
Palmolive or Procter and Gamble

721
00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:32,250
people. And I got into a
discussion with these guys about

722
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:38,220
detergents. And the guys made it
very clear to me that what

723
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:41,040
happened with all these
environmental laws that passed

724
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,720
it took the phosphates out of if
you remember detergents it

725
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,900
because it was making too much
weird stuff grow in the water.

726
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:54,330
Once those were removed, he says
that all the you know powdered

727
00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:58,140
detergents first for washing
your clothes were useless unless

728
00:40:58,140 --> 00:41:00,690
you bought some from Mexico or
someplace where they still left

729
00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:05,490
the phosphates in. And but they
found substitutes for all these

730
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,850
these detergents, but none of
them could be made into flakes.

731
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,620
That's when the liquid detergent
started to show up on the market

732
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:16,920
more and more and it turns out
then to guys with no uncertain

733
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,770
terms, I tell people this too,
and no uncertain terms says do

734
00:41:19,770 --> 00:41:24,630
not buy powdered clothes
detergents because it's got no

735
00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:29,280
nothing going for it. It's It's
It's feeble. But the liquid

736
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,130
stuff is very, you know, it's
still as good as it's ever been.

737
00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:34,890
But it's but the reason it is
liquid because some of these

738
00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:37,800
chemicals cannot be you know,
the detergent was made to get

739
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:43,260
dry and get flaking too. But the
liquid stuff is chemicals that

740
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,300
you can't do that with. So
that's why it's

741
00:41:45,510 --> 00:41:48,030
so it wasn't just a marketing
exercise. It was actually the

742
00:41:48,030 --> 00:41:50,550
other way around where a client
comes in and says we've got to

743
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:51,330
go to liquid.

744
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,990
Right? No, it was not it was it
was done for practical reasons.

745
00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:57,930
But the public generally doesn't
know this and they still buy the

746
00:41:57,930 --> 00:41:58,500
powder.

747
00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:01,500
I don't buy powder man. I'm
liquid all the way.

748
00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:05,280
Anyway, so that's on that list.
So that was just a bitch about

749
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,860
this dishwasher. And then we'll
go further down the rest of the

750
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:09,720
list or top of the list Tang.

751
00:42:10,379 --> 00:42:13,259
Tang as in something you ate or
something

752
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:19,500
to tongue over the over the
weekend. How was it? You know, I

753
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:22,530
hadn't cooked it for about 25
years because I used to cook it

754
00:42:22,530 --> 00:42:26,700
every so often. And I didn't
realise how long you have to

755
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:27,210
cook it.

756
00:42:28,050 --> 00:42:31,950
It's a serious piece of meat. I
mean a proper tongue can you

757
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,630
know how many ounces is that?

758
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,780
That's pretty big, but it's like
the point I think it was like

759
00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:40,440
two pounds or something like
three pounds maybe. But the

760
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,940
thing was, I you know was it
just I didn't cook it long I

761
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,560
don't even know the recipe is
very because I've tried to

762
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,810
remind myself how I did it
before and so I cooked it for an

763
00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:50,880
hour and 15 minutes which is
just a joke. How

764
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,630
did you cook it? Did

765
00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:56,190
you boy I boiled tung oil Yeah,
okay. Now

766
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,520
but but after the boiling you
take it out and what you just

767
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,810
sear it or you just serve it

768
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:04,380
no no, no you don't have to you
just pull off the skin and then

769
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:08,070
you slice it thin and put some
like the various kinds of maybe

770
00:43:08,070 --> 00:43:10,680
sauces on like a tomato sauce or
like tomato sauce to be good.

771
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,980
But anyway the so I left it if I
put it back in there and cooked

772
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:18,780
it for another 10 hours. And
then it was good but it was too

773
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,100
late you know because you know

774
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,750
dried out by this crop.

775
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,750
So that's my tongue story.

776
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,430
Was it before you before you
continue? Was it from one of

777
00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:31,890
your named animals? That does
come from the from the big

778
00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:32,430
freezer?

779
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:37,770
No, you just bought it came from
the Chinese. Grinch 99 places

780
00:43:37,770 --> 00:43:40,110
we're all pitching get tongue
now it's in a Chinese butcher

781
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,300
off the rack. Disappointed.

782
00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:45,990
That's well I just wanted to get
the recipe down I work next time

783
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:48,300
we order an animal I'm going to
make sure we get the tongue and

784
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:49,140
then I'll cook it right

785
00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:51,630
Was it a good tongue? You sure
it wasn't a tongue malfunction?

786
00:43:53,430 --> 00:43:55,800
I was thinking of it that was a
possibility but then after

787
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,110
having cooked it another 10
hours I realised it was mean

788
00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:04,050
okay, next on your list of Jolly
notes,

789
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,500
which was Obama which we talked
about he did get that yeah, and

790
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:11,850
here's one that's interesting. I
wrote this down glassware mess.

791
00:44:12,689 --> 00:44:14,489
Glassware mess.

792
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,220
Like car neck

793
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:25,860
Yeah, glassware mess. What is I
give up glassware mess.

794
00:44:25,950 --> 00:44:29,160
So I'm looking at my my cabinet
I realised this when I was

795
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,410
visiting somebody recently and I
think there's two types of

796
00:44:31,410 --> 00:44:35,430
personalities in the world. Okay
one of them has Colette you know

797
00:44:35,430 --> 00:44:38,760
just has if you open up their
cupboard you find that all kinds

798
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,570
of glass I have like you know
cups from you know from a

799
00:44:42,570 --> 00:44:47,250
NetSuite, IBM Microsoft that
it's just a mess the glassware

800
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,860
is I mean, I do have you know,
sets of wine glasses, but

801
00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:52,440
they're mixed in with a bunch of
half you know, it was set that's

802
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,380
half broken. I kept the one
glass because it was one of my

803
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:58,800
favourites and you know, so
yeah, I gotta gosh, you know,

804
00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:02,490
original Chris Pull from
someplace you know, I saw one

805
00:45:02,490 --> 00:45:05,490
piece loved this gets chipped
and which are the whole cabinet

806
00:45:05,490 --> 00:45:08,070
I was at somebody's house and I
opened their cabinet up to get a

807
00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:10,290
glass and I noticed that they
had you know, it's kind of neat.

808
00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,390
They had kind of the matching
glassware and then there was a

809
00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:15,450
bunch of crap just like mine.
And then you go to somebody's

810
00:45:15,450 --> 00:45:18,870
house and you open the cabinet
and all the glasses and cups all

811
00:45:18,870 --> 00:45:23,340
aligned all perfectly right
match. And there's no odd balls,

812
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:25,980
there's no screwball ones.
There's no commemorative

813
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:29,460
glasses, there's none from the
winery. There's none of the cups

814
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,580
that you get at work. There's
nothing but some thing that you

815
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:37,320
bought and and I'm thinking this
is what is the difference? And

816
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,870
is it better to go when I
because I hate the fact that I

817
00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:42,870
have this mess of glassware but
I can't bring myself to throwing

818
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,910
away these valuable cups.

819
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:47,580
Well, I think this is probably
you

820
00:45:47,610 --> 00:45:51,900
you I get the feeling you have
an organised cups all from the

821
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:54,330
same you all look the same and
all the glasses look the same.

822
00:45:54,990 --> 00:45:58,230
You would be severely
disappointed or perhaps you'd be

823
00:45:58,230 --> 00:46:01,920
very happy. I don't know we we
are exactly the same as you you

824
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,860
open up our cupboard and it's
it's the problem will not the

825
00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:09,960
problem is we've gotten lots of
beautiful silverware which was a

826
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:16,440
wedding gift. Crystal you name
it. What we do is we use it so

827
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,710
we just put it on the shelf with
all the other stuff and dude you

828
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,740
were talking about your you
know, I still have a mug from w

829
00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:26,820
i t be FM which is college rid
of that college station now you

830
00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:31,320
can't it's indestructible it
also won't break. When we moved

831
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:36,060
to New York, we stayed in the
Mayflower hotel for the first I

832
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:38,040
think six weeks that we were in
New York and then we got an

833
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:42,660
apartment. And we still have
glasses from the from the

834
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:46,980
Mayflower Hotel. Enjoy these
these hope these kinds they

835
00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:50,700
bring you in kind of these New
York, mid range mid to upper

836
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:54,510
range hotels that just that
indestructible glassware. You

837
00:46:54,510 --> 00:46:57,360
know it's the the one that have
the plastic over it's usually a

838
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,700
water glass, they put the
plastic over when they bring it

839
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:04,050
up on the on the little trolley.
We must have still five of those

840
00:47:04,110 --> 00:47:05,730
and I know we had 10 or 15

841
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,600
You stole glasses from the
hotel. Yeah. And she eats

842
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,110
everything.

843
00:47:10,110 --> 00:47:13,650
She eats glasses. Actually the
maid gave it to Patricia she's

844
00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:17,520
like here take all this. I won't
tell anyone. We've been living

845
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,630
there for like six, six weeks,
you know? But I wonder if that's

846
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,790
if that's just a different type
of I bet you people who have

847
00:47:23,790 --> 00:47:26,850
that type of glassware that type
of setup for everything all neat

848
00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:31,410
in the cupboard. They have
probably other neatness, traits

849
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,140
throughout their home in other
spots I would bet.

850
00:47:34,710 --> 00:47:37,530
Well, I'm reminded of a friend
of mine who will go nameless who

851
00:47:37,530 --> 00:47:40,110
lives down in Woodside. But
there's a but I know a lot of

852
00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:42,030
people that live in woods. So
which is one of the roots of

853
00:47:42,030 --> 00:47:43,560
your community. John, your host,

854
00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:49,140
John Doerr would listen Woodside
Disney. It's about John Doerr.

855
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,100
There we go. Okay. I

856
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:52,440
think John Doerr lives in San
Francisco to be honest about oh,

857
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,000
no, I think last time I will, he
might. But last time I looked, I

858
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,770
know for a fact he lived in San
Francisco. Well, let

859
00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:01,140
me go look at my Christmas card
from John and the family. I'll

860
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:04,770
be right back. Just kidding.

861
00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:09,300
So whatever, whatever the case
is, they're a dear friend of

862
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:12,480
mine. And the house and you run
into these houses too, which is

863
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,840
just courses like embarr I mean,
I'd actually maybe prefer when

864
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,500
I'm going to describe to what I
have, which is unsightly mess.

865
00:48:19,890 --> 00:48:23,880
That needs serious you know, I
need a dumpster if you're like

866
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,330
an eBay warehouse, essentially.
Well, that's just ridiculous.

867
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,430
But I mean, it's just you know,
there's I got other things on my

868
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,270
I have other things on my mind,
rather than picking up the pen

869
00:48:33,270 --> 00:48:34,320
that's on the floor.

870
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,170
You put empty cartons back into
the fridge as well.

871
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,830
You know, I used to bet on
anymore. When did you stop doing

872
00:48:43,830 --> 00:48:44,100
that when

873
00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:46,350
you were 30 some like

874
00:48:47,670 --> 00:48:51,120
recycling became in because you
have been placed to put

875
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,340
it but isn't that great? You do
that and it would automatically

876
00:48:53,340 --> 00:48:57,030
wind up in the trash. You ever
noticed that? That's amazing to

877
00:48:57,030 --> 00:48:58,710
me. I love a fridge like that.

878
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:02,340
So anyway, so I go to this guy's
house and I swear to God you are

879
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:07,110
in the four seasons. The place
had four seasons decorations is

880
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:10,050
professionally decorated. And
the professional decorators you

881
00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:12,930
know do the four seasons and
then they do people's home.

882
00:49:12,930 --> 00:49:15,630
Yeah, sure. And these the home
is like being in the Four

883
00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:17,700
Seasons and it's not the most
comfortable place in the world's

884
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:22,290
nice kitchen. You know you kind
of sterile perfect table and eat

885
00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:26,280
something but it's like it's
something it's I find it

886
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,210
peculiar

887
00:49:28,710 --> 00:49:33,300
people who do that you mean I've
known people I love this in

888
00:49:33,330 --> 00:49:36,720
South Jersey, Patricia and I
used to go hang out a lot. There

889
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,240
were a couple of guys there and
they were having some minor

890
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:42,630
success producing some rock
bands. You know when jersey was

891
00:49:42,630 --> 00:49:45,450
really South Jersey particularly
was really hot with Bon Jovi and

892
00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:49,260
Skid Row and those guys and we
go down there and so they were

893
00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:52,680
all near Toms River if you've
ever been down there Toms River

894
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:57,360
area, never okay. So you know
you go to their house and so you

895
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,400
know of course they have some
shack and that's a studio but

896
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,100
their house and They've got, you
know, their mom's living there,

897
00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:07,020
of course, but then there's
mom's mom. And then pastor

898
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:11,130
Frank, father, Frank stops by,
you know, the local priest, and

899
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,400
then the Italians as well. So
there's always lots of food and

900
00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:19,470
but their interior, they
literally went to, I'm thinking,

901
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:23,490
what's the name of love it love
its furniture, and just said,

902
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,710
I'll take the whole thing,
including the mirror that you

903
00:50:25,710 --> 00:50:28,650
have up there. And that fake cup
plant for the table, I'll take

904
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:30,780
the whole thing. And they
literally put that into the

905
00:50:30,990 --> 00:50:33,510
living room, as it was in the
showroom.

906
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:40,530
This is really, as easy for
people, they don't have to think

907
00:50:40,530 --> 00:50:42,270
about it. That makes sense.

908
00:50:43,470 --> 00:50:46,290
Well, whatever the case is, I
find it distressing to walk into

909
00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:49,560
the four seasons in someone's
home. You know, you just

910
00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:54,720
don't know. Well, you've never
been in my home. So we have

911
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:56,760
elements of both. We have

912
00:50:57,870 --> 00:51:00,570
got the money, you get the
money. I think that makes a

913
00:51:00,570 --> 00:51:03,090
difference. That's what doesn't
make any difference. No, it

914
00:51:03,090 --> 00:51:04,140
makes all the difference in the
world.

915
00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:07,410
In fact, if you if you like
contemporary design and

916
00:51:07,410 --> 00:51:09,870
architecture, you don't need any
money. You just need like, you

917
00:51:09,870 --> 00:51:14,730
know, some good tricks. Look at
look at modern architecture,

918
00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:18,870
man. Have you ever seen these
washbasins these they look like

919
00:51:18,870 --> 00:51:19,620
a trough

920
00:51:21,210 --> 00:51:23,400
they've ever seen. When it gets
to me, it's not that washbasin

921
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,410
it looks like the trough with
the trendier one which is the

922
00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:30,810
bowl that's the shake cannon and
the bowl is on it like a piece

923
00:51:30,810 --> 00:51:33,990
of granite and is glued down
there and as soon as I look at

924
00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:36,510
those things and even though I'm
not a neat freak by any means I

925
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:41,130
do think they're breaking clean.
The bottom run the bottom of

926
00:51:41,130 --> 00:51:43,860
that thing is gonna collect
grime and dirt and glue and God

927
00:51:43,860 --> 00:51:47,610
knows what I'm never gonna get
it out. Why would you want this?

928
00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:51,449
I don't know it's but it's what
everybody wants. It's all I'm

929
00:51:51,449 --> 00:51:54,929
talking about. Yeah, of course I
do like a salad bowl on sitting

930
00:51:54,929 --> 00:52:03,629
there in your bathroom where the
tongue in my bath looks really

931
00:52:03,629 --> 00:52:05,909
nifty with all that glass and
metal though doesn't it?

932
00:52:06,510 --> 00:52:08,040
Yeah if you don't use it

933
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,020
and they splash this this Hotel
in London I hate that yeah the

934
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:16,980
Sanderson and check this out so
when we announced our deal with

935
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:20,280
British Telecom we did it in the
Sanderson BT really want to do

936
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,890
it there it's a very hip place
but you know it's one of these

937
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:28,050
like 700 pound a night job is
right with salad bowls in the in

938
00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:31,290
the bathroom but not just that
it had an egg John there was an

939
00:52:31,290 --> 00:52:35,310
egg about this about twice the
size of my head just sitting in

940
00:52:35,310 --> 00:52:37,290
the room in the middle of the
room. An egg

941
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,060
just an egg just an egg Yeah,
and you know it made a marble

942
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:42,510
Yes.

943
00:52:42,510 --> 00:52:45,540
Oh well whatever stone it was
yeah, you trip over it all the

944
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:48,120
time and you could barely move
the thing but it's like why

945
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:52,980
Yeah, what is this salad bowls
eggs I was supposed to make my

946
00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:54,870
own salad nice was while I'm up
here.

947
00:52:55,350 --> 00:52:58,410
So anyway, I have run into those
salad bowls that were said so if

948
00:52:58,410 --> 00:53:00,450
you hit them you hit your turn
on the faucet you don't know how

949
00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:04,560
powerful is it hits the bowl in
such a way comes up and ladders

950
00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:05,610
like soaks you

951
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:10,830
yep, yep. Yeah, that's you know,
Ron has a place like that

952
00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:15,660
in in Miami. That's what is he
has a condo which he spent an

953
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:19,590
enormous amount of time effort
and money putting together and

954
00:53:19,590 --> 00:53:22,800
it's all like that you walk in
and everything's white or black

955
00:53:22,830 --> 00:53:25,980
or I guess it's granite.

956
00:53:26,399 --> 00:53:31,109
Yeah, take your shoes off. No
no, that's another thing I know

957
00:53:31,109 --> 00:53:32,759
people where you have take your
shoes off

958
00:53:32,790 --> 00:53:35,700
well you know you do in general
in our house everyone takes

959
00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:37,980
their shoes off that's very
Dutch you know used to be you

960
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:40,860
take your wooden shoes off at
the front door and then you

961
00:53:40,890 --> 00:53:45,420
either walk on your on your
socks or most people have a

962
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:49,440
whole array of slippers and you
just choose you know just choose

963
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,810
a pair that that happens to be
laying around or your designated

964
00:53:51,810 --> 00:53:55,590
a pair very much like I guess
some Asian countries but that's

965
00:53:55,890 --> 00:54:00,000
I don't know any different than
even if I go into someone else's

966
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,420
home I

967
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:03,240
actually want to take my shoes
off because it's very customary

968
00:54:04,650 --> 00:54:07,710
you don't you obviously don't
not in your own not in your own

969
00:54:07,710 --> 00:54:08,100
home.

970
00:54:08,910 --> 00:54:12,900
No no effect if you don't have
your shoes on you risk damage

971
00:54:14,490 --> 00:54:17,460
because of the pen laying around
that you were to have the pan

972
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:19,830
there's a bunch of power
supplies you can kick one of

973
00:54:19,830 --> 00:54:20,640
them in man now.

974
00:54:22,710 --> 00:54:25,590
I got you know dude on my next
trip out I want to come to your

975
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:28,710
casa i want to see your place.
Yeah, I want to see your place.

976
00:54:28,710 --> 00:54:29,520
That'd be fun.

977
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,710
My wife wouldn't put up with it.
So she knows now that you just

978
00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:36,300
come over to ridicule No,

979
00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:38,520
no, that's not true. And I
haven't met your wife either.

980
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,580
Which of course is outrageous.
Nor have you seen my home or met

981
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:42,990
my what? Maybe it's better that
way.

982
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:49,110
Yeah, could be so but I would
like to you have a lot who don't

983
00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:52,590
really you have that stove. I do
want to visit your place to cook

984
00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:55,350
on that thing. I was wanting to
cook on it. Yeah, the Agha?

985
00:54:56,550 --> 00:54:59,610
Yeah, people don't listen in
here. You should go check it out

986
00:54:59,610 --> 00:55:03,240
on the internet. Agha, it's a
weird stove that has been you'd

987
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,030
have to learn a whole different
way of cooking to even use the

988
00:55:06,030 --> 00:55:09,000
thing. Anyway, let's go back to
my list.

989
00:55:09,630 --> 00:55:11,820
Yeah, that's not entirely true
that you have to learn a whole

990
00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:14,070
new way of cooking to learn how
to use the agar.

991
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:18,330
Okay. I don't have one. So I
don't know. But that's what I

992
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,380
read somewhere.

993
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,740
aga.com a ga.com.

994
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,200
Maybe even get a free one by
plugging them.

995
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:29,490
Yeah, that's what I need.
Another 2000 pound cast iron

996
00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:33,120
stove in my life. That's what I
need. Yes. Back to the

997
00:55:34,410 --> 00:55:35,910
Argentine ants.

998
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:41,100
Okay, I heard you earlier say
you are killing ants. So I have

999
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:45,030
to think it's related to you
have ants in your pants.

1000
00:55:45,690 --> 00:55:48,390
There's ants all over the place.
The problem with California of

1001
00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:53,760
course, is we have ants. And
they're allowing the ants that

1002
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:58,170
have taken over California some
decades ago are called Argentine

1003
00:55:58,170 --> 00:56:01,860
ants. And they're from South
America. And they're little

1004
00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:04,500
guys, they don't bite you're not
a problem. But the weird thing

1005
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:08,760
about him is that cook they're a
collective. And this one is the

1006
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:15,330
only ant breed that if I'm an
ant in hive in an hole number 45

1007
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:18,810
You know, five blocks from here,
and somebody comes in flushes

1008
00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:22,860
out the ant hole and kills all
the ants except me. I can wander

1009
00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:25,950
over and just join a different
group. Oh, so

1010
00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:27,810
they're they're inter social.

1011
00:56:28,379 --> 00:56:30,719
Yeah. And so they don't kill
each other like a lot of these

1012
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,209
ants will will descend is not
from our group, let's kill him.

1013
00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:36,809
Which makes the ants even more
annoying. Now, how

1014
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:39,240
did they get here? If they're
Argentine? Or does that just the

1015
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:39,570
name?

1016
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,260
That is correct? No, I think is
correct here. The either

1017
00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:46,740
somebody brought him up in an
ant farm or, or they work their

1018
00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:48,120
way up? I mean, are they

1019
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,360
destructive? Do they do they eat
through stuff? Or they just make

1020
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:51,900
a mess?

1021
00:56:52,530 --> 00:56:55,920
No, they did. Yeah, you know,
like all ants, they clean up

1022
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,590
that faggy you know, if you got
a crumb somewhere they find it

1023
00:56:58,590 --> 00:57:02,100
and take it with them. Or if
there's a drop of oil, you know,

1024
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:05,040
if it's if they're in the oil
eating mood to get either in a

1025
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,770
sugar eating mood or an oil
eating mood depends on the time

1026
00:57:07,770 --> 00:57:10,620
of the year. And then they but
the problem is is when you run

1027
00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,750
into you, what you want to do is
you want to have them attack

1028
00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:15,960
something. So you leave like a
chicken bone out or something in

1029
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,900
the sink and hope that they go
for it. And then you let it

1030
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:21,180
build long enough so you can see
where the heck they're coming

1031
00:57:21,180 --> 00:57:24,570
in. Then you take a vacuum
cleaning, you'll wipe them out

1032
00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:25,500
spot and spray it

1033
00:57:25,530 --> 00:57:29,880
ah ah handy extermination tips
from John C. Dvorak.

1034
00:57:30,090 --> 00:57:32,460
It's kind of embarrassing if
somebody sees his line of ants,

1035
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:35,220
but but the thing that's
interesting is that for some

1036
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:39,750
reason over the last few weeks,
I just have random ants to look

1037
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:42,300
at around their scouts. And I
can't figure out where they're

1038
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:45,120
coming from. They show up and
there's an ad on the counter.

1039
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,690
And there he goes. And I smash
him and hope maybe another end

1040
00:57:48,690 --> 00:57:51,840
of Season smash and takes back
the message that the answer

1041
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,520
being smashed. Bad Place. Yeah.

1042
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,120
Don't want to go hang out. Yeah.
Have they moved your pen yet? Or

1043
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,340
is that not? The pan? I

1044
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:00,690
picked it up a minute ago? No.

1045
00:58:01,380 --> 00:58:07,320
I'm just saying staying on the
on the ant story on animals. A

1046
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:13,050
new story on AOL news.aol.com
caught my eye. Have you noticed

1047
00:58:13,050 --> 00:58:17,700
that there's a lot of really big
marinelife coming to the surface

1048
00:58:17,730 --> 00:58:18,540
as of late.

1049
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,720
Well, there's a lot of dead
areas now in the oceans too,

1050
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,420
which is really distressing.
Well, you read about that?

1051
00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:28,380
Well, no, but I am seeing an 11
foot shark. I'm seeing a

1052
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:33,990
gigantic starfish. I'm seeing
huge squid and I'm seeing

1053
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:38,940
jellyfish that are like twice
the size of a human being. What

1054
00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:39,660
is happening

1055
00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:44,070
that I know and needs to be
looked into.

1056
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,590
Well, and also that, you know,
there's all these strange

1057
00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:49,830
creatures coming up from the
depths. It's like it's I gotta

1058
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:51,990
show you this picture. I should
send this to you. There's a guy

1059
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:52,530
YZ

1060
00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:56,729
major Earth as a life
threatening volcanoes about the

1061
00:58:56,729 --> 00:58:57,209
blow.

1062
00:58:57,510 --> 00:59:02,550
Well, so here's this guy, Carl's
Smolinski and he's in Germany

1063
00:59:02,550 --> 00:59:07,800
and Abrams Wilda he he bred a 20
pound rabbit John. You should

1064
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,590
see this thing guys hold on. It
was like a fucking dog

1065
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:14,610
or that was on the internet. No,
it's not just the guy holding

1066
00:59:14,610 --> 00:59:17,730
that big phoney baloney rabbit
in Photoshop. Come on.

1067
00:59:19,110 --> 00:59:23,760
That's AOL. Man. This news is
true. It can't be false. That

1068
00:59:23,790 --> 00:59:26,730
looks real. What's real you can

1069
00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:29,130
do that is what Photoshop is
good for looks real in the

1070
00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:35,370
tie catfish. 646 pounds. I mean,
that's that's pretty crazy. 23

1071
00:59:35,370 --> 00:59:39,780
pound lobster. Oh, man. What's
going on? Are these the just the

1072
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:42,570
granddaddies that are now coming
up to the surface because

1073
00:59:43,170 --> 00:59:44,190
there's a reason to

1074
00:59:44,669 --> 00:59:48,269
the Cheney is because of Cheney.

1075
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:55,740
Definitely the Brotherhood is
coming to get him. For real.

1076
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:00,630
What I see Cheney on I saw
Cheney on he was Being asked

1077
01:00:00,630 --> 01:00:05,580
something it was in his response
was so yeah, it was. It was like

1078
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,640
it was about the Iraq war wasn't
it wasn't like

1079
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,100
it was a whole slew of things.
It was actually a poorly worded

1080
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:14,160
question but she went on and on
this woman asking Cheney about

1081
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,530
this that and the other thing is
undoubtedly the deaths of

1082
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:19,230
civilians above a lot of a lot
of lines. Chain looks at it and

1083
01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:20,130
smirks and goes

1084
01:00:20,189 --> 01:00:26,099
so. So I don't care what people
think. They're not the boss of

1085
01:00:26,099 --> 01:00:28,829
me. That's literally the way it
sounded.

1086
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:34,739
I know. Oh, my goodness. Guys,
that guys, some All right back

1087
01:00:34,739 --> 01:00:35,429
to my list.

1088
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,770
I'm sorry. There's more. But
wait.

1089
01:00:38,550 --> 01:00:40,530
But wait, the SEC dummies.

1090
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:45,540
That must have been for your
list of items to discuss on

1091
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:50,580
twit. That surely was not for
this programme.

1092
01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:56,880
Did they make a note? Adam? It's
funny. Thank you. Is it time?

1093
01:00:57,210 --> 01:00:58,380
1003? No,

1094
01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:02,610
three, I've finally got it out.
That's right. After 61 minutes.

1095
01:01:03,390 --> 01:01:06,570
Got a joke? What are the topics
on twit today? Man? Do you know

1096
01:01:06,570 --> 01:01:07,140
what they are yet?

1097
01:01:07,140 --> 01:01:10,200
And we know I don't even look at
the topics until I do the show.

1098
01:01:12,270 --> 01:01:14,940
That's why That's why people
listen, by the way. I'm

1099
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:17,220
convinced. So I'll give you my
analysis. Then we'll get back to

1100
01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:20,640
your list of vasectomy. The
first of all, you're in you're

1101
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,880
an interesting guy you're
interesting to listen to. And

1102
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,910
you have a lot of experience
certainly more than I have in in

1103
01:01:26,910 --> 01:01:33,000
a very diverse number of fields.
And I think that people hear

1104
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,910
that when they listen to twit I
certainly always have or cranky

1105
01:01:35,910 --> 01:01:38,940
geeks. And they just want to
hear more, you know, just kind

1106
01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:42,090
of like I'm gonna sit on, you
know, Grandpa John's lap, and

1107
01:01:42,090 --> 01:01:44,910
I'm gonna listen to some fun,
cool stories. And the

1108
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:48,630
kid was a kid, they didn't have
rocks,

1109
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:55,590
except in our soup. That's why
That's why That's why that's

1110
01:01:55,590 --> 01:01:59,160
when you get older. So nothing
wrong with it. So what happened

1111
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:05,280
with twit you go to delicious de
lica o.us/twit. And that's the

1112
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:09,060
list of news stories that we
talk about. And anyone can go

1113
01:02:09,060 --> 01:02:14,430
look at the list. You'll need to
listen to the show. Delicious

1114
01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:20,700
slash slash twit? Yes, slash
twit. The United the E dot.

1115
01:02:20,730 --> 01:02:22,860
You don't have to do that. I
found out you can just do eat

1116
01:02:22,860 --> 01:02:27,390
delicious. Delicious co.us. And
it works. Oh, that's the hardest

1117
01:02:27,390 --> 01:02:29,520
URL to remember.

1118
01:02:30,419 --> 01:02:36,269
He's always always bringing it
down as a D E. l IDLI cio.us.

1119
01:02:36,599 --> 01:02:41,129
That's it. All right. So
vasectomy is not interestingly,

1120
01:02:41,129 --> 01:02:43,829
not in the twit tags on
delicious.

1121
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:51,690
So anyway, I was listening to
this comic, Doug Stanhope, who

1122
01:02:51,690 --> 01:02:56,040
is I'm gonna make a copy of this
and you're off the HBO and give

1123
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,950
it to you next time. You're in
town. Although, but anyway, he

1124
01:02:58,950 --> 01:03:01,020
talks about how he had a
vasectomy. He's kind of young

1125
01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:04,980
for that, but whatever. But I
had this book and it reminded me

1126
01:03:04,980 --> 01:03:09,480
of this. I told people this. I
can look at a guy and tell if

1127
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,920
he's had a vasectomy. Really,
but it's face to face and I'm

1128
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:14,970
not talking about you know,

1129
01:03:15,390 --> 01:03:17,580
okay, wait, let me just get this
straight. Let me just get this

1130
01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:21,090
straight. So amongst your many
talents, and remember, John has

1131
01:03:21,090 --> 01:03:24,810
worked for oil companies. He's a
master chef. He's a wine

1132
01:03:24,810 --> 01:03:28,560
connoisseur. He's a technology
expert. He used to hand deliver

1133
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,880
PC magazine to all 30,000
subscribers. Bowler tonight. Not

1134
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:36,570
only that, but you can tell just
by looking at a guy's face

1135
01:03:36,570 --> 01:03:38,250
whether he's had a vasectomy or
not.

1136
01:03:38,669 --> 01:03:42,449
Yeah. Okay, now how I got clued
into this. Let me back up a

1137
01:03:42,449 --> 01:03:47,789
little bit. Oh, please do had
this. I had oops, out the back

1138
01:03:47,789 --> 01:03:53,159
up too far. So I had this book
and I just irked no and that

1139
01:03:53,159 --> 01:03:55,259
I've lost this book. Although I
think I might be able to find

1140
01:03:55,259 --> 01:03:58,379
it. In the one of the library
searches that Google and

1141
01:03:58,379 --> 01:04:00,869
Microsoft are doing. I think
it's still around. It was a book

1142
01:04:00,869 --> 01:04:04,289
done in the 20s. And in the
1920s, that book, unhealth in

1143
01:04:04,289 --> 01:04:10,349
the 1920s the SEC dummies were
used as a way of making people

1144
01:04:10,349 --> 01:04:13,619
look more youthful. It was
actually a wasn't for birth

1145
01:04:13,619 --> 01:04:18,779
control. It was done guy which
it was done for the purposes of

1146
01:04:19,259 --> 01:04:22,469
like, instead of a facelift, you
get a vasectomy and and make you

1147
01:04:22,499 --> 01:04:25,109
look younger, and they showed
all these pictures in this book.

1148
01:04:25,439 --> 01:04:28,949
And, and I looked at these
pictures, and I looked at enough

1149
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:31,799
of them. And then I known enough
guys who had vasectomy is that I

1150
01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:34,139
look at that. And I could see
what it does. It makes for some

1151
01:04:34,139 --> 01:04:36,239
reason, and it does. You know I
talk to people about this what

1152
01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:38,489
it says it makes no sense
because all it does is this and

1153
01:04:38,489 --> 01:04:40,949
that oh, how could it do what
you're describing? I'm just

1154
01:04:40,949 --> 01:04:45,809
saying in the 20s. The SEC
dummies were used as a youth

1155
01:04:45,869 --> 01:04:50,789
serum, you will get a vasectomy
and they look younger, by a

1156
01:04:50,789 --> 01:04:52,799
little bit but in fact they
didn't look younger, they look

1157
01:04:52,799 --> 01:04:55,889
different they and it makes your
face a little puffier and a

1158
01:04:55,889 --> 01:04:59,429
little more. It's a little
softer. It's kind of hard to

1159
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:03,029
describe it I'm telling you the
truth I have seen and I've asked

1160
01:05:03,029 --> 01:05:06,149
he actually done this with
friends that you know that have

1161
01:05:06,149 --> 01:05:10,079
had Vic SEC dummies and just by
without combat, I just look at

1162
01:05:10,079 --> 01:05:13,469
him. So you've had a vasectomy.
Right? And the guys 99% of the

1163
01:05:13,469 --> 01:05:16,739
time I'm right. Wow. Well, let

1164
01:05:16,740 --> 01:05:18,720
me think how to respond here for
a second John

1165
01:05:19,289 --> 01:05:20,069
to impossible.

1166
01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:24,690
Well, that's, I would certainly
buy that I'm thinking there must

1167
01:05:24,690 --> 01:05:28,470
be some kind of chemical
reaction or balance shift that

1168
01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:29,280
takes place

1169
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:33,120
or definitely some to hormonal
chance takes place I suppose

1170
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,450
that causes this youthful look.
But it's not really useful. It's

1171
01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:39,870
just It looks to me it's always
a it's a kind of a it says I

1172
01:05:39,870 --> 01:05:43,020
don't like the look of the of
that. That look, it doesn't look

1173
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:43,590
right.

1174
01:05:44,910 --> 01:05:46,890
Have you ever considered a
vasectomy?

1175
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,490
No, no, I never. I might go with
the theory that you know what

1176
01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:52,830
happens if I'm the last guy on
Earth, you know, kind of thing?

1177
01:05:53,790 --> 01:05:54,510
Unlikely.

1178
01:05:55,290 --> 01:05:58,200
I always I always say to dream,
I always say what happens if I

1179
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,720
meet Angelina Jolie, baby? She
can't we don't want to go to

1180
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,520
Africa. I want to give her a
real kid.

1181
01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:06,930
Apparently doesn't want your kid
or anybody else's. From what I

1182
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:07,410
can tell.

1183
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,570
Now she's pregnant right now.
Are you talking about? Oh, is

1184
01:06:09,570 --> 01:06:12,630
she? Yeah, she's pregnant. She's
sorry, Angelina.

1185
01:06:12,630 --> 01:06:14,040
Yeah. Who does? Listen,

1186
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:18,330
of course, we encounter amongst
our, our, our treasure trove of

1187
01:06:18,330 --> 01:06:21,690
listeners. You know, I don't
think I would ever consider a

1188
01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:24,270
vasectomy, but I can consider
the headline, you know,

1189
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:28,380
vasectomy the new Botox for
guys. I could see that.

1190
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,650
Yeah, I gotta dig this record
reference up because I keep

1191
01:06:31,650 --> 01:06:34,380
bringing up people think I'm
just I must have dreamed it. But

1192
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:37,020
it's not true. I this health
book was quite interesting, as a

1193
01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:39,390
matter of fact, and I'm just
sick that I lost it. Well,

1194
01:06:39,390 --> 01:06:42,780
there's there's all this crazy
stuff from the 20s. Yeah, well,

1195
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:47,100
you know, in the it was in the
1800s, that women would go to

1196
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:51,510
the doctor 18 and 1900s, I would
get pronounced saris, probably

1197
01:06:51,510 --> 01:06:55,080
early 1900s women would go to
the doctor, and the doctor had

1198
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:59,490
all kinds of, let's call them
tools that he would use on his

1199
01:06:59,490 --> 01:07:03,750
patient. Because basically, what
they needed was just one massive

1200
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:07,050
orgasm. And the doctor would
would go take care of it. And

1201
01:07:07,050 --> 01:07:09,270
like you've seen a lot of
popular popular culture

1202
01:07:09,270 --> 01:07:11,640
throughout the years and
certainly the the Wild West, you

1203
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:17,940
know, the doctor is usually a
very, you know, stunning dapper

1204
01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:21,210
young man, either that or is a
really old guy. But he's usually

1205
01:07:21,210 --> 01:07:25,170
a dapper, you know, stunning
single guy and all the women in

1206
01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:28,590
town, lovin, there's all kinds
of stuff that, that I'm sure you

1207
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:31,080
can do to your body that will
change how you feel, or how you

1208
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,920
look. Getting laid helps,
apparently.

1209
01:07:35,790 --> 01:07:39,300
Well, so anyway, so that's my
vasectomy thing. I just came up

1210
01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:41,310
into the I was just thinking
about it. And I was noticing

1211
01:07:41,310 --> 01:07:44,820
this comic, although Yeah, he
actually had just barely had the

1212
01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:47,010
look. He's a little young. And
so when you're really young, and

1213
01:07:47,010 --> 01:07:49,860
you're already look, you already
look young. It's not. It's when

1214
01:07:49,860 --> 01:07:54,090
people are in their late 50s,
or, I guess in their 50s that is

1215
01:07:54,090 --> 01:07:57,840
more noticeable. And I've
actually run into a bunch of

1216
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,450
guys who are older, they had
their three kids, and they're

1217
01:08:00,450 --> 01:08:03,090
gonna have the vasectomy,
because the wife wants I always

1218
01:08:03,090 --> 01:08:05,520
think there's something sick
about that, by the way that wife

1219
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,970
wants a wife wants it. Yeah,
that's, that's, again, Jim,

1220
01:08:08,970 --> 01:08:11,580
maybe catch your balls off to
where she's at it. So

1221
01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:14,250
give your fucking wife because
out of here.

1222
01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:17,909
So the guy has the thing, you
know, and I've actually talked

1223
01:08:17,909 --> 01:08:20,399
to him. I've talked about why
you know, Jake, I've never been

1224
01:08:20,399 --> 01:08:24,179
able to talk anybody out of
getting one. But whatever people

1225
01:08:24,179 --> 01:08:26,189
want to do, it's fine. What
difference does it make to me?

1226
01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:31,739
Anyway, next on the list. dogs
eat scraps.

1227
01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:37,980
Dogs. Do you eat scraps? You
have a dog?

1228
01:08:38,790 --> 01:08:39,930
I've got a bunch of dogs.

1229
01:08:40,260 --> 01:08:47,310
Okay, I would say it's probably
related to that then they had a

1230
01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:49,020
gnarly tongue you made

1231
01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:53,430
I had a little Yeah, actually
they did. The tongue was I kept

1232
01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,670
the tongue in the big pot.
chopped it up through a bunch of

1233
01:08:56,670 --> 01:09:00,750
rice and some pasta and stuff
and just cooked it cooked into

1234
01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:03,990
the rice filled the took soaked
up everything and that the dogs

1235
01:09:03,990 --> 01:09:10,320
ended up with it. The dogs eat
scraps, the there was a story

1236
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:15,240
about how some there's some dog
hotel where they feed dogs three

1237
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:19,200
meals a day. And it's like, you
know, one of those. I had a dog

1238
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:22,500
ate my dog one of my dogs had to
have an operation. So I took the

1239
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:26,310
dog to the vet and they had to
cut up growth off the dog. And I

1240
01:09:26,310 --> 01:09:28,920
mentioned this to the vet who
was kind of surprised because

1241
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:31,560
they're gonna have all these
expensive dog foods. We rarely

1242
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:35,520
feed our dog dog food except
when you're really you know, can

1243
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:39,000
it's not it's not good for them
too. It's It's too salty.

1244
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,290
There's all kinds of crap in
there.

1245
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:42,510
Who knows what's in there half
of its dog,

1246
01:09:43,230 --> 01:09:47,010
dog horse and other stuff. So
anyway,

1247
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:52,680
so I had an American Eskimo also
known as a Spitz me little white

1248
01:09:52,680 --> 01:10:01,230
dog that lived to be 25 A No and
the two keys to his So long life

1249
01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:05,850
were one scraps and he didn't
get a lot of exercise.

1250
01:10:08,130 --> 01:10:13,860
You are the ASPCA is dream, my
friend. You are the poster child

1251
01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:16,860
right there feed your feed your
dog scraps and don't walk him

1252
01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:21,840
forever. Did he move at all? Did
he bark?

1253
01:10:22,379 --> 01:10:24,719
I mean, you know he could do
what he wanted. But the fact of

1254
01:10:24,719 --> 01:10:27,689
the matter is he lived to be 25

1255
01:10:28,409 --> 01:10:31,739
our pets last a long time, too.
We've got we have one dog left.

1256
01:10:31,739 --> 01:10:34,709
Now after that, no more dogs we
decided because it's just too

1257
01:10:34,709 --> 01:10:37,709
much of a responsibility. You
know, for travelling and stuff.

1258
01:10:37,949 --> 01:10:41,789
And are your key is now 15 and
still alive and kicking. And

1259
01:10:41,789 --> 01:10:44,369
it's of course not even a dog
really.

1260
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,700
Yorkies ago you got another five
years no, no,

1261
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:50,940
no, no your keys don't last that
long man though like 1213 years

1262
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:53,490
now your keys are very short and
cherish. We this is our second

1263
01:10:53,490 --> 01:10:55,620
Yorkie if you can believe it.
How old are

1264
01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:56,370
the other one go?

1265
01:10:57,059 --> 01:11:02,849
He went to about I think it was
about 11 or 12. We had a cat

1266
01:11:02,849 --> 01:11:08,549
that that I had when I was a
bachelor he was 24. Wow. Yeah,

1267
01:11:08,549 --> 01:11:11,429
we had to. We had to put them
down to him. He wouldn't die to

1268
01:11:11,429 --> 01:11:13,889
give them two shots. I'm not
kidding, his heart wouldn't

1269
01:11:13,889 --> 01:11:18,269
stop. It was man I loved his
name was dickhead he was he was

1270
01:11:18,269 --> 01:11:18,989
fantastic.

1271
01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:21,960
Well, you should have stuffed
him. You know,

1272
01:11:22,410 --> 01:11:28,020
it's funny you say that. We were
watching. It was Friday Night

1273
01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:30,930
with Jonathan Ross at the big
talk show once a week, Friday

1274
01:11:30,930 --> 01:11:35,010
evening here. And they had that
German guy on In fact, he had a

1275
01:11:35,010 --> 01:11:39,600
series which I think was on the
states as well, where he he

1276
01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:42,660
basically deconstructs the human
anatomy, and now he's doing art.

1277
01:11:42,990 --> 01:11:46,140
And he's figured out some
process where he'll take human

1278
01:11:46,140 --> 01:11:50,010
organs. And so he actually, you
know, strips the skin off, but

1279
01:11:50,010 --> 01:11:52,230
he'll leave the muscle tissue
intact. Right, right. It

1280
01:11:52,230 --> 01:11:56,070
classifies it or whatever it is
all over the place. Yeah. And it

1281
01:11:56,070 --> 01:12:00,450
becomes plastic and hard. And it
doesn't decay any further. And,

1282
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,610
and Patricia sitting there,
she's going like, that's

1283
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:06,630
fantastic. That's what you have
to do with me

1284
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:10,530
when I die. And then you can put
me in the corner is that y'all

1285
01:12:10,530 --> 01:12:14,370
have you bent over? The
permanent bent over positions?

1286
01:12:14,370 --> 01:12:17,880
Yes. Yeah, that's no problem.
Just keep me like that. It's

1287
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:18,810
kind of spooky.

1288
01:12:20,190 --> 01:12:24,660
It's totally creepy. But you can
do that with your animals. Yeah.

1289
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:28,020
Better than stuff. I don't like
this. I don't like stuffing.

1290
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:32,670
That doesn't feel right. Yeah.
If you ever seen taxidermy it,

1291
01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:34,920
just like Lulu kind of creeps me
out.

1292
01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:40,200
No, no, no. No. Okay, back to
the list. But

1293
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,640
you still have more on this
list.

1294
01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:45,270
You want me to stop? Now? A
little little?

1295
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:49,170
Let's do an internet. So it's
about you. Okay, so don't worry.

1296
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:54,330
Adam, Chris here from Seattle
and I have a comment for you.

1297
01:12:54,810 --> 01:12:58,800
For the no agenda show. I just
can't believe how cavalierly you

1298
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:02,010
and John throw things out and
never make mention of any

1299
01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:06,330
details. One of which being John
owns a deli in Washington State.

1300
01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:10,200
What I like to go to that hell
yes. But let's go see what a

1301
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:14,550
cranky geek does in his Deli. Oh
ABS a frickin Louis. So just

1302
01:13:14,550 --> 01:13:16,830
wondering if you could like let
us know where that is. We can

1303
01:13:16,830 --> 01:13:24,210
patronise John at patronised.
What is it?

1304
01:13:26,730 --> 01:13:29,550
Okay, John, if you want people
to patronise you basically

1305
01:13:29,550 --> 01:13:33,870
a spice shop. And it's in Port
Angeles, Washington on I think

1306
01:13:33,870 --> 01:13:36,150
front or whatever street and I
was one of those business cards.

1307
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,190
I have a cool business card. But

1308
01:13:38,190 --> 01:13:40,950
amongst all your many business
cards, John of all your

1309
01:13:40,980 --> 01:13:42,660
entrepreneurial endeavours,

1310
01:13:43,139 --> 01:13:45,659
it's a cool business card
because I gave myself that my

1311
01:13:45,659 --> 01:13:49,199
wife runs it, I gave myself the
den, she's become a spice nut,

1312
01:13:49,469 --> 01:13:52,679
got some wild stuff, we're
bringing in stuff from Ethiopia.

1313
01:13:52,679 --> 01:13:55,649
Now, we're gonna put up a
website that lets people

1314
01:13:55,649 --> 01:13:58,529
experiment because some of these
spices you obviously you know, I

1315
01:13:58,529 --> 01:14:00,929
don't know what they use them
for. But I figure that you have

1316
01:14:00,929 --> 01:14:04,529
some use. And fusion has never
really gone from Africa into

1317
01:14:04,529 --> 01:14:07,889
French cuisine. It's usually
always you know, let's mix

1318
01:14:08,009 --> 01:14:12,509
Japanese with French and let's
mix Chinese with Italian. But

1319
01:14:12,509 --> 01:14:14,549
nobody's ever thought of going
to Ethiopia. So we'd have all

1320
01:14:14,549 --> 01:14:17,999
these spices. And by the way,
some of the best spice purveyors

1321
01:14:17,999 --> 01:14:19,919
in the world are out of London.
We have to have the stuff

1322
01:14:19,919 --> 01:14:21,509
brought in from England.

1323
01:14:21,719 --> 01:14:23,879
Well, hold on a second. John,
let me just interrupt you. What

1324
01:14:23,879 --> 01:14:26,729
are you now a deli or a spice
shop and what is the difference

1325
01:14:26,730 --> 01:14:28,980
is deli because it says a
sandwich shop, you can buy deli

1326
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:31,650
stuff, but it's essential but a
real orientation is toward these

1327
01:14:31,890 --> 01:14:35,730
screwball spices from all over
the place. And I'm telling you

1328
01:14:35,730 --> 01:14:38,190
some of this stuff is and we
also have I think one of the

1329
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:41,370
pillars she recently picked up
one of the I think one of the

1330
01:14:41,370 --> 01:14:44,670
best herbs de provence mixes
I've ever had, even in France.

1331
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,530
Unbelievably Nice.

1332
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:50,220
So I bring some stuff over next
time. I can make a short little

1333
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:52,890
hop to anywhere in London, I can
pick it up for you.

1334
01:14:53,370 --> 01:14:57,630
Maybe it has to be a wholesale
bio and it has to be large

1335
01:14:57,630 --> 01:15:00,210
amounts. If you think you're
having trouble getting in To the

1336
01:15:00,210 --> 01:15:03,660
country now, yeah, come in with
a bunch of marjoram and see how

1337
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,260
well you do.

1338
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,740
I'm telling you, it's for
cooking and dude, really, it's

1339
01:15:07,740 --> 01:15:10,980
not for smoking. But while we're
talking about it, let me give it

1340
01:15:10,980 --> 01:15:16,470
a shot. So, okay. All right back
to your list.

1341
01:15:17,010 --> 01:15:22,380
Okay, son to goo. US think I
don't know this song to KU Shan

1342
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,240
Tuco Ross, actually,

1343
01:15:25,380 --> 01:15:26,460
that would be a wine.

1344
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,520
Now it says that knife is just
as and I'm not even sure I'm

1345
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,920
pronouncing it right. But it's
that's crazy looking Japanese

1346
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:34,560
knife has got kind of the bend
at the top. It's really flat.

1347
01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:38,460
Oh, yeah, that's a competitor to
a French chef's knife. And

1348
01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:40,560
people were using them all the
time now for just general

1349
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:44,190
cooking. And so I was at Ross,
which is a discount place. And

1350
01:15:44,190 --> 01:15:46,080
they carry a bunch of
housewares. And they had these

1351
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:48,900
kinshi Kitchen Aid santoku
knives that was actually pretty

1352
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:54,360
nice. And there were $12. So I
saw the exact same knife in one

1353
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,750
of the actually was in the
outlet mall for one of the big

1354
01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:02,190
brands. And it was exact same
knife, it was discounted to $85.

1355
01:16:02,910 --> 01:16:06,090
And so I'm thinking this knife
is good. And it's Merengues is

1356
01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:09,270
sharp. And so I'm thinking yeah,
how much of this redo? What kind

1357
01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:12,510
of markup are we dealing with.
And it was finally brought home

1358
01:16:12,990 --> 01:16:16,050
with a ship. This is another
thing it's kind of embarrassing,

1359
01:16:16,050 --> 01:16:18,690
and the kids hate it. And my
wife is a big fan. But I go to

1360
01:16:18,690 --> 01:16:23,430
the dollar cheap I original
Connecticut, not the chain of

1361
01:16:23,430 --> 01:16:26,910
dollar stores. But there's like
the real mom and pop dollar

1362
01:16:26,910 --> 01:16:30,090
stores that there's one in El
Cerritos, California that is run

1363
01:16:30,090 --> 01:16:33,750
by Chinese right out of Taiwan.
And it's like everything's $1

1364
01:16:34,410 --> 01:16:37,440
Still $1 You can still buy all
the products for $1.

1365
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:42,480
So I get so I go in there and
there's these, these really big

1366
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:47,970
handles, thick blade steak
knives, two of them. And there's

1367
01:16:47,970 --> 01:16:52,590
a big old French steak next
style two of them for $1.50

1368
01:16:52,590 --> 01:16:55,380
apiece. So I said well, this is
gonna be my steak knives because

1369
01:16:55,380 --> 01:16:57,870
I'm looking for steak knives all
the time. So I buy, you know, a

1370
01:16:57,930 --> 01:17:02,010
10 of them. So within I don't
know, within the last year I go

1371
01:17:02,010 --> 01:17:05,430
to this place it was another one
is Williams and Sonoma some

1372
01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:07,950
place, it wasn't them. But it
was one of these kinds of play.

1373
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:13,740
They had the exact same knife
from thomassie from China. And

1374
01:17:13,740 --> 01:17:17,250
they were like how much there
was a set of a set of four for

1375
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:24,390
$24. So what how much of this do
you think is going on? Where are

1376
01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:27,780
you? I'm dealing with a 50 cent
product that they're making

1377
01:17:27,780 --> 01:17:28,680
money on?

1378
01:17:29,790 --> 01:17:32,910
I think I think it's all around
us, man. And

1379
01:17:33,090 --> 01:17:36,570
everything you walk across the
street and there's the same 50

1380
01:17:36,570 --> 01:17:40,260
cent item that they're making
money on it 50 cents, selling

1381
01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:43,260
for what? Six, five bucks?

1382
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:47,100
Well, probably what happened is
all these companies that were

1383
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:51,240
you know, were selling knives,
switch their production to China

1384
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,780
and obviously didn't lower the
prices. You know, it's just just

1385
01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:58,350
got cheap, I think. Do they
work? Do they snap off? Right

1386
01:17:58,350 --> 01:17:58,800
there though

1387
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,870
these knives are absolutely
outstanding. Oh, you know where

1388
01:18:00,870 --> 01:18:04,530
I found a one I found one copy
of these of this santoku knife

1389
01:18:04,590 --> 01:18:08,220
at Target, which does bring all
their stuff, which is the exact

1390
01:18:08,220 --> 01:18:11,610
same knife as this kitchen a one
I paid 12 bucks for exactly the

1391
01:18:11,610 --> 01:18:15,030
same and only it had some brand
on it and I'm not gonna remember

1392
01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:16,980
which brand it was but it was
one of the big boys one of the

1393
01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:20,130
German knife companies. And it
was like this knife was 80

1394
01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:20,850
bucks.

1395
01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:23,460
Well, that's what brand does for
you. I mean what do you think

1396
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:25,920
about clothing? Just yeah, just
because it's free takes your

1397
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,230
money. Yeah, well, thank you.
Have you seen the branded

1398
01:18:28,230 --> 01:18:32,700
clothes kids wear today? You
know, Abercrombie and Fitch? Do

1399
01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:38,250
you think that's worth $250 that
you know the sweater? No, it's

1400
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:41,610
only because it has Abercrombie
on it. That's what brand Blazers

1401
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:45,360
I just have it on the list
because I felt like it was

1402
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:52,470
something to complain about.
Okay, I'm telling you this 50

1403
01:18:52,470 --> 01:18:56,490
cent nice I average course now.
Cheap tightwad but every time I

1404
01:18:56,490 --> 01:18:59,610
bring in unfortunately every
time I bring the knife out to

1405
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:03,240
dinner and somebody's there I
have to go through the story

1406
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:04,410
which I just

1407
01:19:05,970 --> 01:19:10,830
John I shut up but I really
understand I really do. I'm like

1408
01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:14,070
that with everything when I know
the actual price that's that it

1409
01:19:14,070 --> 01:19:17,070
cost to get something onto the
shelves. It pisses me off to

1410
01:19:17,070 --> 01:19:21,750
pay, you know 1,000% premium on
it. Absolutely. It's ridiculous.

1411
01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:26,220
My wife's that way with the
spices by the way. We have a lot

1412
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:30,330
of she brought in a bunch of
there's a bunch of bakers up in

1413
01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:33,210
his neck of the woods. And so we
brought in all these sprinkles,

1414
01:19:33,210 --> 01:19:35,130
all these kinds of crazy things
people like to put on top of

1415
01:19:35,130 --> 01:19:39,390
cupcakes. We bind by the you
know, 10 pounds at a pop. And it

1416
01:19:39,390 --> 01:19:42,090
turns out that you buy those
little bitty jars and like three

1417
01:19:42,090 --> 01:19:45,720
bucks. You buy like pounds of
this stuff for three bucks. It's

1418
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:46,800
unbelievable. Yeah.

1419
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,430
Have you ever tried HOCl sloth?
That's the Dutch. What did they

1420
01:19:50,430 --> 01:19:53,640
call him? sprinkles or jimmies?
Maybe they used to call them as

1421
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:57,030
little chocolate like rat turds.
More like mouse turds really?

1422
01:19:57,450 --> 01:20:00,630
Yeah, yeah, we haven't actually
have those in In Holland,

1423
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:06,120
people in the morning breakfast
will consist of a piece of

1424
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:10,500
bread, spread butter on it, and
then spread these chocolate

1425
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:13,620
sprinkles over them. And that's
breakfast. They might do the

1426
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:16,170
same with cheese or you know,
have a couple of different ones.

1427
01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:21,480
But that's, yeah, it's and I can
get you tonnes of that stuff for

1428
01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:27,210
next to nothing. And I want to
buy some chocolate jimmies I got

1429
01:20:27,210 --> 01:20:27,840
tonnes of it.

1430
01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:31,560
You know, the thing that
fascinates me about some of this

1431
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:35,010
craziness in that area of the
world is they if you have a hot

1432
01:20:35,010 --> 01:20:40,200
dog in Denmark, they have this
like crunchy, I think it's fried

1433
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:43,890
garlic or something that's in
little pieces that you can dump

1434
01:20:43,890 --> 01:20:48,030
on the dog. You know, I'm
talking about No, I've never

1435
01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:50,520
been behind dark Actually, no,
you know, well, if you go to a

1436
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:54,480
hotdog stand and CO in
Copenhagen, they have, you know,

1437
01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:57,510
these hotdog stands all over the
place, and they have these

1438
01:20:57,510 --> 01:21:01,710
different condiments. And one of
them is this kind of, it looks

1439
01:21:01,710 --> 01:21:06,630
like Grape Nuts, which is a
cereal, but it's not Grape Nuts,

1440
01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:11,310
it's pieces, little pieces of
what I believe is a dried air

1441
01:21:11,310 --> 01:21:15,390
dried garlic. And it's very
tasty as crunchy.

1442
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:19,440
Well, I think in general, the
concept of what is a hot dog is

1443
01:21:19,470 --> 01:21:23,040
understood differently, by by
all of the, you know, all

1444
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:27,060
different cultures, you know,
even to what the actual dog part

1445
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:30,750
is, is, in fact, in some
countries it is dog as far as I

1446
01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:31,050
know.

1447
01:21:33,090 --> 01:21:36,240
Maybe, but what am I talking
about this now we got to look at

1448
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:38,700
this subject because we got to
wrap the show up for God's sake.

1449
01:21:38,910 --> 01:21:42,840
But since we're on that subject
of hot dogs, if anybody goes to

1450
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:46,950
toronto, toronto has some of the
best street hot dogs in the

1451
01:21:46,950 --> 01:21:50,790
world, maybe I think far
superior than New York, maybe

1452
01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:56,880
maybe the best anywhere. And
generally last time I looked at

1453
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,860
least went I haven't been to
Toronto for a number of years.

1454
01:21:58,860 --> 01:22:01,440
But every time I go there, I was
tracked down one of these these

1455
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:03,690
carts and their cars just like
in New York, they're all over

1456
01:22:03,690 --> 01:22:08,790
the place. Shop CS was the big
brand at the time. And they have

1457
01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:12,150
a inexpensive dog. And it's
pretty, you know, a couple of

1458
01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:14,580
dollars or bucket and a half it
used to be but now it's probably

1459
01:22:14,610 --> 01:22:18,210
whatever, you know, the exchange
rate, and it's probably $50. But

1460
01:22:18,630 --> 01:22:23,910
anyway, the it's a it's a it's a
it's a big dog, and it's it's

1461
01:22:23,910 --> 01:22:26,820
served on the same kind of
necessities like a sesame or

1462
01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:30,270
micromirrors I think of the
sesame roll that's got some

1463
01:22:30,270 --> 01:22:34,770
yellow colouring it was very
rich looking. And so high

1464
01:22:34,770 --> 01:22:37,380
quality dog. But the interesting
thing is, is that's what got me

1465
01:22:37,380 --> 01:22:40,200
into using pepper to have with
have their condiment rack. And

1466
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:43,200
one of the things they like to
use is pepper rings, which by

1467
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:47,130
the way, are almost impossible
to get in the west on the West

1468
01:22:47,130 --> 01:22:50,280
Coast since we use jalapenos
instead. But these pepper rings

1469
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:53,700
and you just load up like as if
it was sauerkraut, you'll load

1470
01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:56,730
up with these pepper rings. And
it's just a delicious product.

1471
01:22:57,300 --> 01:23:01,770
John, that is unAmerican. You
need to stop doing that

1472
01:23:01,770 --> 01:23:02,460
immediately.

1473
01:23:04,590 --> 01:23:07,740
Anyway, that's my hot dog thing.
I'm a big fan of the street

1474
01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,190
vendor.

1475
01:23:09,060 --> 01:23:11,850
The best street food I've ever
had was in Thailand, I'd have to

1476
01:23:11,850 --> 01:23:17,280
say a new up north in Chiang
Mai. To some of them. In fact,

1477
01:23:17,610 --> 01:23:20,490
you eat everything runs on the
street in Thailand, unless

1478
01:23:20,490 --> 01:23:25,320
you're a real tourist staying in
a hotel. Everyone else just eats

1479
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:28,110
on the street. You know, little
table set up gotta gotta go back

1480
01:23:28,110 --> 01:23:29,130
there. That was a lot of fun.

1481
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,830
It's probably more crowded now.

1482
01:23:32,219 --> 01:23:35,099
Not up north. No one goes up
north. Although I was really

1483
01:23:35,099 --> 01:23:37,619
disappointed. Remember, we were
doing I was doing a documentary.

1484
01:23:38,819 --> 01:23:42,359
And part of the journey was up
to Shanghai and then even higher

1485
01:23:42,359 --> 01:23:45,659
Shanghai. And that's where the
long neck tribe is you familiar

1486
01:23:45,659 --> 01:23:49,709
with this? With this tribe? No,
it's a women who have rings

1487
01:23:49,709 --> 01:23:52,019
around their neck and their
necks are really elongated

1488
01:23:52,019 --> 01:23:55,289
because it started early age.
I'm sure you've seen this. Yeah,

1489
01:23:55,289 --> 01:23:57,329
you've seen pictures. Yeah. And
there's all kinds of myths that

1490
01:23:57,329 --> 01:24:00,179
if they take the rings off, the
next would actually snap and you

1491
01:24:00,179 --> 01:24:04,949
know, as a kid. So we're like,
we're gonna go visit them,

1492
01:24:04,949 --> 01:24:06,749
right? And I'm like, okay, and
that's this, you know, up near

1493
01:24:06,749 --> 01:24:08,939
the Burmese border. So it's
actually kind of that, you know,

1494
01:24:08,939 --> 01:24:12,959
a relatively unstable area in
general because of the opium

1495
01:24:12,959 --> 01:24:18,809
trade. And so we're in Italy,
from Shanghai. It is probably

1496
01:24:18,809 --> 01:24:23,129
like a five or six hour journey
by Volkswagen bus nail on pretty

1497
01:24:23,129 --> 01:24:27,869
much a non developed road. And I
was like, Wow, man, we're really

1498
01:24:27,869 --> 01:24:30,809
going somewhere. You know, we
even had a police escort was

1499
01:24:30,809 --> 01:24:32,729
going to pick us up somewhere
near the border and they were

1500
01:24:32,729 --> 01:24:35,519
going to carry on with us and
like, you know, this is

1501
01:24:35,519 --> 01:24:37,619
someplace that not a lot of
people go to and then all of a

1502
01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:40,529
sudden we stopped and there's
this billboard, not just a sign

1503
01:24:40,529 --> 01:24:44,789
but like a billboard and said,
long next this way. The big

1504
01:24:44,789 --> 01:24:50,789
arrow pointed towards the road.
Like okay, I have a feeling is

1505
01:24:50,789 --> 01:24:52,769
gonna be a little different than
I expected.

1506
01:24:52,890 --> 01:24:54,300
That was for beer though.

1507
01:24:56,490 --> 01:25:00,240
He did some budlong Next, you
know, we bought the domain Name

1508
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:05,610
buds.com for, for case of long
necks sigma autographed by

1509
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:11,280
August Bush really has a story
for it. Yeah. When we Budweiser

1510
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:16,410
was the first company with our
previous company, it was on ramp

1511
01:25:16,410 --> 01:25:20,550
still than before it became
thing to ideas. And Bob got him

1512
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:23,190
Bob McCall. He called us out of
the blue. We didn't even have

1513
01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:25,890
the practice yet. We were trying
to do something different. And

1514
01:25:25,890 --> 01:25:28,470
he said, Hey, and he basically
said, would you build a website

1515
01:25:28,470 --> 01:25:31,980
for us? And we said, Yeah, hell
yeah. And so they wanted

1516
01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:34,380
bud.com. And this guy had it.
And he was, you know, he was

1517
01:25:34,380 --> 01:25:38,250
really like a fan of Budweiser.
And so you know, we say, well,

1518
01:25:38,310 --> 01:25:40,920
we're your internet guy. So
we'll negotiate on on your

1519
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:42,990
behalf. We have some experience.
Of course, I went through the

1520
01:25:42,990 --> 01:25:46,980
whole mtv.com thing. And until
we talked to the guy, and he's

1521
01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:50,580
like, Well, if you get me a
case, longneck signed by August.

1522
01:25:51,690 --> 01:25:56,370
Like you got to deal, buddy. And
that was a transaction. Wow,

1523
01:25:56,370 --> 01:25:59,580
cool. Yeah. That's a good story.
Internet Lord there for you.

1524
01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:02,130
All right, signed by August.

1525
01:26:02,970 --> 01:26:04,830
I think we should wrap this one
up, John.

1526
01:26:05,820 --> 01:26:07,830
By the way, that guy should know
if he's ever listened to the

1527
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:10,050
show that that was probably
worth a million dollars.

1528
01:26:11,310 --> 01:26:15,390
I just lost reefer dotnet, which
was close to bug.org. But that's

1529
01:26:15,390 --> 01:26:16,200
a different story.

1530
01:26:17,370 --> 01:26:18,870
I don't think we should wrap it
up. I think we're done.

1531
01:26:18,990 --> 01:26:20,730
I don't think it's worth a
million bucks. I think most

1532
01:26:20,730 --> 01:26:23,670
domain names today. Really,
really good ones are about

1533
01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:26,550
between 15 and $30,000. I think
that's what they're

1534
01:26:26,550 --> 01:26:28,860
really worth. That's typical.
But if you got one I know that

1535
01:26:28,860 --> 01:26:31,200
it would there's there's still
every so often one sells for a

1536
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:34,590
meal. Yeah, somebody really has
to have it.

1537
01:26:34,620 --> 01:26:38,010
And strangely enough, we still
don't go to search.com. We don't

1538
01:26:38,010 --> 01:26:45,240
go to E mail.com. What's the
value? You know? What's the

1539
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:46,410
value? art.com

1540
01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:50,640
Guys, I know. paid a million for
theirs. You know, I had that guy

1541
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:56,550
on my show. Not to just one last
anecdote to top you here. So I

1542
01:26:56,550 --> 01:26:59,820
had the guy on the show in the
late 90s. On when I was doing a

1543
01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:03,810
silicon spin. I had the art.com
guy on and I have an art.com

1544
01:27:03,810 --> 01:27:07,470
hat. Yeah, anyway, he was
bragging about spending the

1545
01:27:07,470 --> 01:27:10,080
million because at the time,
this is how crazy things were in

1546
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:13,470
the late 90s. At the time, it
looked like you knew what you

1547
01:27:13,470 --> 01:27:17,070
were doing to the venture
capital folks when you dropped a

1548
01:27:17,070 --> 01:27:18,990
million on your donate domain

1549
01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:21,990
or they look good so we're
spending it the right way we're

1550
01:27:21,990 --> 01:27:25,050
we know we're going after the
real value out there.

1551
01:27:27,420 --> 01:27:28,740
I always thought that was
fascinating.

1552
01:27:30,210 --> 01:27:33,600
That was it? Yeah, that didn't
talk my long necks man I'm

1553
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:34,860
sorry. No, I didn't you win.

1554
01:27:37,290 --> 01:27:41,190
Let's see how long did we do it
this? This week? We held out for

1555
01:27:42,450 --> 01:27:46,020
oh man, wait too long. Hey, by
the way, you can't really enjoy

1556
01:27:46,020 --> 01:27:49,890
this programme unless you listen
to it's throwback to the 60s

1557
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:54,480
Answer record show. Called yo
agenda with

1558
01:27:54,540 --> 01:27:57,420
audition. Give these to our
audience a plug. Yeah, half

1559
01:27:57,420 --> 01:27:57,750
note.

1560
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,530
It's important because you
should listen to that show John

1561
01:28:01,530 --> 01:28:03,390
because people listen so poorly

1562
01:28:03,420 --> 01:28:06,210
once in a while. I mean, because
once they actually they have

1563
01:28:06,210 --> 01:28:08,910
some tips in there they're
useful but for the most part

1564
01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:13,260
it's some moron from England
some other some guy from Poland

1565
01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:16,680
who just can barely speak
English and by the way, buddy,

1566
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:22,230
I'm Polish so get a clue. Okay.
So the point and he thinks I'm

1567
01:28:22,230 --> 01:28:24,600
gonna check with because I have
a check name. I do some relate.

1568
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:27,750
So he so he hates the checks.
And so he all he does is he

1569
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:32,460
cusses a lot worse than you. And
it's like the worst show and

1570
01:28:32,460 --> 01:28:35,550
it's just boring. The blab they
got nothing to do. It's

1571
01:28:35,550 --> 01:28:38,820
horrible. Coming to you have
listened to it a couple of times

1572
01:28:38,820 --> 01:28:42,030
mainly just because I'm amused
by the by the vitriol

1573
01:28:43,140 --> 01:28:46,560
coming to you from the curry
manner in Guilford. I'm Adam

1574
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:47,040
curry.

1575
01:28:47,850 --> 01:28:50,820
And I'm John C. Dvorak not too
pleased in Northern California.

1576
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:54,480
will talk to you again next
week. Right here on no agenda.