I'm thinking that the three thing is a message back to base.
Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Sunday, January 23 2011. time here at Gitmo nation media
assassination episode 272.
This is no agenda, tracking revolutions
of all colors so you don't have to hear at the hilltop
Watchtower crackpot command center in Gitmo nation West in
the People's Republic of Southern California. Yay in the
morning I am Adam curry
and for Northern Silicon Valley Where's NFR? Nevermind. I'm John
C. Dvorak. Kill
You okay, there John.
I just had a frog in my throat said
you were trying to do a horrible sports reference and it
backfired on you.
That's what happened. That's because you have a curse on when
it comes to that
when it comes to sports. Yeah, not like in the sports. Well, in
the morning to you, John.
In the morning to you in the morning to all ships at sea.
feet on the ground and dung in the pit.
Wait, I've got to add that one. That's a good one homework done
in the pit. All right, let's do it properly. All ships at sea
boots on the ground wings in the skies. foots in the oceans
checks in the mail Baker's in the kitchen dung in the pit
astronauts Man in the Moon of Mars base stations hands on the
air and human resources everywhere. Especially those in
our chat room. No agenda stream.com where everybody has
assembled. They are all charged up exactly the way their
government loves them. Nice and energized, full of electricity.
Ready to tapped.
And that'll be it for this week show.
Ready to be sucked dry? I was right, John. To the to the day
two weeks to the day. Yeah,
but it hasn't ended yet. Yeah,
it's it's over because unfill short, no. On Tuesday, we have
the our el presidente today's State of the Union. So
everyone's now talking about jobs, jobs, jobs State of the
Union. We've forgotten about everything. It's over. It's
done. Today is the last day two weeks.
You're right about the Tuesday we'll see it should switch
things over. That should be the turning
point. Yeah. Now I'd say it's with us because they're
all they're doing now is just now every that they finish with
every every every show every angle. Yeah. Then they got every
doctor in the world. Every neurosurgeon has been on the air
these guys shouldn't be on television. Talking about what
possibly can you know as you can see got a tracheotomy and a
bullet went here. The bullet went there. We're kind of
surprised about this. You
had a good flight. She had a good trip she had transport was
good was really I saw her being transported by by ambulance. And
I saw her being transported by helicopter, which was it?
It was both B roll. So who knows exactly?
That's my point. Exactly. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. So of course,
we're talking about the the shooting of the congresswoman.
And that that has now been on the national agenda of these
Gitmo nation states here for for two weeks. And I think it's
done. I think it's completely done. It's over. We'll get some
updates from time to time, it'll be a throwback, and we have like
30 seconds to close out the hour before the top we have to hit
the network break. And that's when we're gonna do a quick
little update, and we'll talk we'll go get some B roll from a
doctor saying that she's doing fine. And everything's good.
Yeah, I think that's gonna be about it. But the most
impressive news, which I think we've already forgotten about
actually happened during the show. On Thursday show it took
place and it just made me smile and laugh and chuckle out loud
as 100 mobsters were arrested on the east coast of United States.
And I just love it how we get how we get a chief of staff in
the White House from a at least suspected crime family, the
Chicago Daily family and two weeks later, every single
mobster on not just New York but Rola Rhode Island they're all
They're all arrested not a single they know there's no mob
in Chicago apparently
apparently not noticed that they rested all the rest of the
and it's like low level guys, too. It's not even it's not like
a crime. You know, top of the line. That
was one old man apparently who you know, was parent, one of the
fathers. I think he's a retired capo. Right. But but you know,
yeah,
you agree with me, right? It's like,
like, why is clean house? One of the movies? Yeah,
I think it totally was and so from the, you know, there's a
lot of paperwork out there in the full list of indictments.
Have you seen the nicknames on these guys?
Yeah, they're great. turned into like a bunch of blogs cropped up
around.
Tony bagels, Johnny bandana, Vinny. carwash. I think Vinny
carwash is great. Fat Dennis The Old Man and the and the
professor you could be that you could be baby shacks. The old
man. Or baby Fat Larry said send you the claw. You know that's
the only guy who was afraid of looking at these nicknames. I
don't want Benji the claws sneaking up on me at night. No,
Benji the claw sounds like sounds like he's got something
bad going on there. Anyway, good work there. Bye. Bye. What?
dame's daily daily. Yeah, good work, good work getting rid.
It's just a little message to all the guys in New York. It's
like, hey, just so you know, we're in charge now. Because it
is separate. Right? The the New York? Very
So yeah, that the New York guys are kind of in a gentlemen's
agreement. There's a bunch of gangs you know, the general
bases to get like five five families or families or six,
right depending. And then Chicago's got its own thing. And
then St. Louis has got its own thing. And Kansas City, as most
of these are kind of not what they used to be. But yeah, the
good old Chicago is closest to still having, you know, pretty
well organized operations. Right.
I just thought it was hilarious thing. I just thought it was
hilarious. Rhode Island, New York, we've gotten more New
England. But Chicago. Nothing going on there. Not a single
mobster to be found. Yeah, no
coincidence. Yeah, right. Unbelievable. So what else?
Oh, well does. Oh, man. There's so much going on. There.
Actually, there was a something else that happened right after,
right after the show. Actually, I think I think I didn't know
about it just before the show. We know we we've been following
and tracking the Hollywood whackers for a while ever since.
Randy,
you have more than me, because you're down there. And you get
to gossip.
Yeah, I'm in the middle. Yo, Emil, you.
Middle you. Yeah, you and
so there was a suicide the day after the Golden Globe Awards,
one of the Hollywood foreign press Association members, in an
apparent as everyone reports it, apparent suicide, shot himself
in the head. Why? Well, this kind of, I think this might
actually be a real suicide. But it's not unrelated to the
problems with with the mob in Hollywood. Also, no mobsters
picked up here? Because it's the real mob, the Russian mob, you
don't want to mess with them? No, this was Max B. Miller,
older gentleman, he is a photo journalist. And, you know, those
are all the allegations. And there's actual lawsuit now from
the PR firm against the Hollywood foreign press
Association, that that states that the whole thing is corrupt.
And it's all about it's all about money at the end of the
day, because if you win a Golden Globe, then you already seeing
it now on television is being used as a perfect PR mechanism
to start promoting the Oscars, which I think is pretty that is
a real award show, although questionable, here and there as
well. But this Hollywood foreign press, you know, everyone's like
selling their votes, essentially, for whatever. And I
was reading a couple of articles about this, about this Max B.
Miller, quote here, he never really recovered from his
divorce, his business was going down. He barely had any income
the past few months. And this was like a major guy. This is
one of the guys who was voting. Everyone was taking advantage of
his generosity. Uh huh. And last but not least, he was so worried
about his son's future, which I wasn't able to track anything
down on that. So probably this
that probably has something to do with the that's actually a
mob reference. Yes,
that's the mob reference. And I think a
because the Russians like to you know, that's a little Stalin
thing they would not they would not do they take out your
family. Of course they kill everybody, Grandma, you know,
starting with grandma.
So that's, that's your Russian mob reference. And I think that
the guy felt really bad. He was older. Like in his early 70s. He
probably felt really horrible about what he had done. He had
sold out his vote. And because he had to, like most of these
guys, these these people have no got no money. There's the part
time journalist taking pictures. Anyway, a couple of good links
under the Hollywood whackers heading at no agenda show.com in
the show notes, just more fuel on the fire there. There's, it's
it's a nutty thing that's going on here. And no one apparently
seems to really see it. You're the only guy who wasn't there
who I think is now elevated to a status above everyone in
Hollywood is Clooney.
Cool, he has malaria.
Oh man, no, he he's, luckily because of good medicine. If
only he had had the vaccine, John.
Well, all I know is he has malaria, so he couldn't make it.
It wasn't. That's not why he didn't go. Sure yet.
If you got malaria, you're not going he's had malaria
for a while. Well now it's it flares up you Didn't you watch
him on Piers Morgan?
I missed that. Oh my god, I got some Piers Morgan.
I got some quizzes. How
did I miss that one? Well,
you know Piers Morgan of course is failing as predicted. And no
one's watching Piers Morgan you can't can't
watch the guy he's a British twit. You can't even like
watching the Monty Python show.
You can't eat you can't even get ratings with Clooney you got a
problem. Here's here's Clooney on on the Piers Morgan show.
I was gonna start this final segment with you by asking you
about the glory of being George Clooney. But you've just told me
that you've got a bad a malaria doesn't sound that great.
Well, you know, even with malaria, it's just good fun.
Being George Clooney is just good fun, even Yeah.
I mean, what? Oh, it
reminds me that time he was on Letterman, and Letterman says,
you just get all the chicks, don't you? Yeah.
And that was the one. Yeah. Oops. Sorry about
the overheating. I thought it was down to me. But it turns out
is actually this. I mean, you do get malaria flare ups quite
regularly.
No, I've had it twice. This is just I just the, you know, some,
I guess the mosquito and Juba looked at me and thought I was
the bar.
Which I didn't get that joke. The mosquito in Juba, who's Juba
the Juba is I guess it's a place in Sudan.
I guess that's his girlfriend. Girlfriend named Juba. Maybe
this chat room knows
and he says I thought I thought I was the bar it's like it
wasn't even funny. George was like, Okay,
well, what's his name laughed
because Pierce's a suck up. All he does is laugh as more
George Clooney contracted malaria.
This is actually the Reuters video report which is what this
is is better because that has all the all the great memes in
it
during a trip to Sudan earlier this month, but is now fully
cured. According to I spoke to you or adults benefit the Oscar
winning actor, a frequent visitor to the war torn nation
Cloney was helping draw attention to a historic
referendum on independence for residents of the mainly
Christian south. According to a statement released by his
publicist, it was clearly second bout with the disease. It quoted
him as saying quote, this illustrates with proper
medication, the most least
proper medications so we got Africa war torn medication,
proper medication, so it's like a spokesperson they've added on
another gig he's taken on
was also gives Clooney a note of martyrdom. Guys got malaria
twice
in Africa can be reduced to a bad 10 days instead of a death
sentence.
News instead of a death sentence. Right. His
illness first broke in a tweet from CNN chat show host Piers
Morgan Clooney as a guest on his show Friday, January 21. He may
not
have malaria at all waters. I'm thinking now that it was a deal
that Pierce knew because the news broke or motion
everyone was Jose anything is a promotion publicity stunt a scam
it possibly is. Why would you wait, if you have malaria? And
you were Why would you tell Piers Morgan? And not anyone
else?
Yeah, really? It makes no sense. You're good. I think you caught
one.
So and all the news reports were quoting a tweet from Pierce.
Like, that's not news. That's not how you report news.
This is a last ditch effort to get it to come on the show that
nobody's gonna watch anyway. You can promote, you know, you can
get people to watch it once. Or I've watched it once.
Yeah, you watch the Condoleezza Rice and you turned it off in
disgust.
Well, I just turned it off, because it's just boring. He's
like, he's fascinated with whether she has the sniffles or
not. I mean, he doesn't get into any meat. I mean, Larry King,
you know, even though people think he was a softball tosser,
at least he tossed the ball it just got his name a ball to
toss.
It was thought was very, very interesting. I did watch the I
watched the interview with with Pierce and actually it was
Pierce was interviewing George and his dad.
Oh, he George always has a handler now one of the somebody
that says handler and I did the day I did, I did pull a couple
of clips the first one which I thought was outstanding. In in
its ability to make me pissed off and angry. Was Clooney now
talk because he of course, is like, you know, Pierce is very
interested in the showbiz angle. I care. Why are you in this? Why
are you doing this George? And he talks about other things he's
done, which he's been so committed to doing.
There are lots of Hollywood Did stars who latched on to causes
and sometimes more than one, I saw an interesting thing that
you said recently where you said it the important thing if you're
going to do this, you choose one cause and you commit yourself to
it properly and you are passionate about that cause
expand on that for me, but also explain perhaps in more detail
why it was Sudan for you that really caught your attention
your passion? Well, first of all,
I think the idea is that you have to you can you know, I, you
know, worked on the Haiti telethon, for instance, or the
tsunami telethon. There's things you can do that you can get
involved in, you know, Katrina there there are elements that
you can
notice he he talked just briefly right there the Haiti thing, you
know, Haiti thing, George, I have, and if I were Pearson has
some follow up on the Haiti thing, Mister, I'm replacing
Larry King, that
doesn't mean that you can only be involved in one. But if
there's one that you care about, you have to be informed you have
to really you have to be able to
you have to be informed get to really know what's going on and
hate answer the critics. You have to get the critics like the
no agenda show who are critical of your handling of taking all
the money Jordan able
to and sometimes those critics been, for instance, Omar Al
Bashir is,
um, that Omar Al Bashir, I'm Adam curry critic, I have to be
able
to answer him, you know, I have to be able to answer when I sit
in front of the Security Council, one of the rotating
members of the Security Council or the Chinese ambassador, when
they say, well, these are just rebels, you can say, well,
rebels don't have tanks anyway, play, you have to be informed on
it. And I think that that's the, the reason that you have to try
to when I say pick one, it doesn't mean don't help other
people. It just means like, Damn,
he always starts to stammer when he's when he's unsure, touching
his nose the whole time, all the telltale signs, because he
clearly he went out and brought brought in tons of money for
Haiti. And he's, it was so incredibly real. Um, so you have
to be so incredibly involved. You have to really think about
it. And it's bullcrap. Because you know, now would be the time
for George Clooney to stand up and say, hey, you know, this is
really not okay. Because these people haven't received the
money. It's all been stolen.
It'd be a good day. If he did that right now, or if then then
I would
retract everything I've said about George Clooney. If he did
that right now.
Yeah, does he?
Of course not. Of course not. But because we know that he's a
CIA asset. And I have just before we get to our people, we
need to thank this morning before producers I think we have
one or two. If you listen to the following bits from this
fantastic in depth interview, this setup and by the way,
Clooney isn't even in the studio. He's on satellite. His
dad is in the studio, which is weird.
You can't do it, you know, it's pointless. Yeah.
So if you listen to this bit with and bear in mind that
Clooney is a CIA asset, it gets really funny when you listen to
what he's saying. So Pierce brings up the spying via
satellite. And isn't that weird? Seeing is that George Clooney
himself sued hardcopy Entertainment Tonight remember
this a couple of years ago John, he was like because they were
invading on his privacy. Oh, yeah. And he was he was leading
a huge charge of and this is when actually it's a little bit
longer a few years ago after Princess Diana was assassinated,
so called by paparazzi that's when of course there was George
to go and cover it all up all the paparazzi are bad please
don't look over here to who might have actually assassinated
her and there was George already an early asset and so it's kind
of ironic that he is now spying down to a one foot in diameter
in in in Sudan
certain irony I guess, that you're now deploying,
effectively paparazzi covert photography in the Sudan. Now,
I'm sure you will argue quite rightly that it's it's obviously
ostensibly in the public interest. Right?
When you're interviewing somebody, you do not give them
the answer and then approve of the pre approved answer by
saying the words quite rightly.
But that's what it is. Thank you for assassinating an IDI
I mean, this is bogus. This is like Well, Adam, I'm sure you'll
agree with me when you when I tell you that of course you know
this already. You know, that kind of kind of interviewing is
not interviewing.
Oh, but that's the whole point is taking the mind that this is
the Ministry of Truth. And wait, wait, wait, wait, wait till was
dead?
British Virgin we never use that the US when we do that pull this
crap. We don't go. Well, Adam, you're gonna say quite rightly,
because if you don't, if you don't say that it wouldn't be
quite right. You have to be right. What do you say? Rightly?
John said quite rarely,
but it made me wonder both for you and your father. Where you
think the line should be drawn with photography and pepper ad
sets.
So you know, here's Uh,
not that again. Jesse said photography just general because
we'd had last show we talked about.
That's what that's what I'm getting to stay tuned, it gets
better. These people are about to tell you where you're at
slave listen to this. This is great.
I'm also watching your house
this is how you set it into the mind of people. I'm watching
your house piers.
Not just this. Oh, yes. And we'll talk about it later. Cash.
Can
you hear the fake laugh, right? Because this the joke was set
up, because you need to understand that your house is
being watched by George Clooney, but you are being watched. And
just listen to this. This is amazing. My
manual girlfriend just good friends. Alright, she was just
we just we just mad. Drink a lot of milk. You know what?
I mean, as one of the most photographed guys in the world,
where do you think the line should be? I'll tell you why I
asked this. I suppose as an editor, I would play devil's
advocate and say this to you. How do you feel specifically
about say a famous actor or actress who said,
forget that listen to his dad.
So one more thing I want to point out here for
deconstructing purposes. When somebody's you know, instead of
just asking hard questions, he he kind of says to play devil's
advocate, which is, essentially means he doesn't agree that he's
gonna be asking these. It's a very interesting trick. It's not
a trick. It's actually kind of a disclaimer. In other words, I,
you know, I am agreeing with everything you say. And but just
to play devil's advocate, because somebody out there is
going to want me to really ask a hard question. So I'm going to
play devil's advocate and ask what's kind of a hard question,
but I'm already on your side on the answer. It's just the whole
thing is bad. It's really bad form this guy has, which is why
he's gonna get files, their
wedding or their baby's christening for a million
dollars, and they keep it so
he goes into some of that Hollywood bullcrap. But then he
appears ghost goes to his dad, because this is where the real
message comes in from his handling emails
make him and you you are a newsman. And you've you know,
there is a fine line here because the commercialization of
celebrity, particularly the last 10 years, has been such that
many celebrities consult with paparazzi, I know that from the
other side of the fence, we make money out of the
we've lost privacy's, we might as well just admit that Do you
hear that slaves?
Hey, this is from a journalist. This is from the George Clooney
is daddy's good journalists, eight Listen, slaves, you have
no privacy, you might as well just admit that
some of the Supreme Court rulings, some things that have
happened after that there is no relatively speaking, there is
little or no privacy left, just so
you know. You have no problem. My son doesn't have it. You
don't have it. So therefore, we none of us have it. This is the
message from the Ministry of Truth
anymore. That battle has already been lost.
As a serious journalist, unbelievable. Yeah, so I could
go on. He actually you could go
on. In fact, another thing that bugs me, Piers Morgan says the
paparazzi and he says particularly in the last 10
years, is it bull crap? The last 10 years. The funny
thing is Clooney at the end, somewhere in one of these bits
is like, you know, Bono used to do a good job at all this and
essentially saying, you know, Banos out barley. Really, yeah,
I think Banos out. Did you see him at the sergeant Shrivers
way? No. So I couldn't put up with much of the Sergeant
Shriver Yeah,
well, I didn't watch any of it. But I saw stuff on the news and
I saw like Bill Clinton and you know, he's cracking jokes.
Shriver was what 95 So I had a great life, the celebration of
life, and the Barnum's there with the edge complaints and
like, so, the edge is playing acoustic guitar and Banos. Oh,
got to do with Sargent Shriver, because he's all part of the
elite man. That's
what Shriver and Bano hanging out Vinny? It's
a it's the Kleiner Perkins connection. There's a connection
there. The Shrivers are connected to KP. With the
Special Olympics and the Peace Corps. Come on, man, the Peace
Corps understand how that works. I have to explain it to you. To
all the elites in the morning to all the elites. Well, in
the morning to our producers. Yes. We have a few I believe we
have. We're having a new Uber title called Special executive
producer.
A really? Oh, hold on a second. Special executive producer. All
right.
Yeah, this is that I'm of the opinion at least currently, this
is probably going to only go to Baron von Pels. When he chimes
in, we have to give him a kind of a shout out in a different
way. So he'll be our executive special executive producer for
today's show. You gave us $1,111.11 Because apparently he
thinks that well he doesn't think he has the impression let
me just read his note always catching up to the older shows.
Just got the show number 250. He's way behind. Sorry. He says
I heard that I'm basically paying Adams rent. So I guess
I'd better continue wouldn't want to allow him to have no
roof over his head. Barn if Mark is so much more importantly,
today's bought a little karma to our family or more correctly to
my dearest wife, Catherine. She was in town, a leash and got her
personally. I think it's the edge. The edge, Cubby and got
her purse brazenly stolen while enjoying breakfast with a
friend. It's amazing how much Kony some people call him and
he's he uses that word in
Belgium Baron von Pels. mockers Wow shocked me.
Some people had to walk off with a person a busy eatery, but I
guess that's par for the course in these economically uncertain
times the usual rigmarole of getting cards, blocked mobile
phones, missing car keys missing etc. We're not We're not that
some gentleman a real one found her purse A little while later
and all that was missing was the cache. All the rest was still
there and the good man even took the trouble to come drop it off.
So the karma gods are 99% on the ball today and one cannot ever
be thankful enough for that. Hence, I would like to dedicate
this special 1111 knighthood to add another Dame to the table,
namely Catherine Pels, mockers Mohsen. I doubt if ever I made
her listen she would find she doesn't listen.
I don't think it's family knows what he's doing with their money
this do you have that feeling?
You have every leader Listen, she would find much to
appreciate in the show or and all she does is she would find
much to appreciate in the show or theories by Hey,
what do we name her or not? Yeah, we might How come she's
not on the list? She'll
be she'll be the unknown dame. Yeah, why isn't she on the list?
Because our Eric's too busy bitching about boarding passes.
And then we have an executive producer Karis, Kelly, spunk
Berg Black Knight Kelly, as we call him in the real world.
Rocky Mountain House, Alberta, Canada where all the money is
second installment for Dallas spunk Berg's knighthood Dame
Andrei and sort Kelly will be attending Macworld 2011 no hope
and no agenda meetup in San Francisco that week to help
propagate the formula. Set it up I'll try to show up also if
things get too hot in the USA, remember we Canadians welcome
immigrants as long as they have a no agenda challenge coin.
mothership boarding passes.
Perfect. Black Knight Kelly Spartanburg
beautiful, and we have a two Associate Executive producers of
Robert Wiltshire from Tampa, Florida, who's also the Sloane
and sole member of the No longer can be a member of the 272 club.
He is the head of it. And finally Jared forester of ridge
Ridge, Regina rhymes with Saskatchewan, California. And
this should finish the knighthood layaway, so he'll be
served Jared, halfway through the show. And this is
interesting because we have three people of the four
executive producers that aren't even Americans. They're out of
the country to Canadians. We want to thank them a lot. And
then we have somebody in Florida so we actually have no Americans
at all that that we're executive producers this week we have a
Floridian Oh, and I've got one more I'm sorry, I'm wrong.
Stephen Lydic in Dallas, Texas. $205. I'd missed his missed him
on the list here. Hey guys, it's my first donation, no agenda
I've given $5 for each month the show's been online, everyone
should do that. 39 months equals $195. I'm also giving an extra
$10 for a car my shout out for me and my girls, Sonia.
You've got karma.
Right arms, right? They're trying to make a little human
resource and they're having some setbacks. We'd appreciate any
karma. You can throw away. Thanks. We can
help with that too. By the way, just let us know where we have
to be.
That's why we have one American. We have one Floridian two
Canadians and Sir Stephen.
Wow. It just goes to show how how sad the state of affairs is
in the United States of Gitmo nation. Yeah, no one cares.
But you know what tonight, Texas might not even be counted as
American
tonight to Kim and Khloe Take on New York. So that's that's the
most important thing that's on everyone's mind here was that
Kim and Khloe? Take New York the Kardashians the new season?
You know, I've never I don't think I've ever seen that show.
Yeah, you won't. You're missing a lot. Anyway, anyone who wants
to be the executive producer for upcoming show on Thursday.
Please go to To work that org slash n a n, contribute or go to
your email box and see if you can find that email we sent out
a
couple of PR mentions. First of all, Matt Stewart who did his PR
duties yesterday in the future shop. He took a picture of it
and they might have taken a video of it actually. And he did
take a video of it. I think I've got it playing here. Which is
something I encourage everyone to do. He went to the future
stop and left the latest episode of no agenda playing on an iPad.
They're in the shop. Right? Yeah, it's great. Just go ahead
and turn that on and on. Go to the Apple store. That's a good
place to do it as well. I received John I don't know if
you received I received a no agenda 1010 10 Super karma 42
package in the mail this week. Did you get yours by any chance?
It was all the little pins? Yeah. Yeah, you know what I
looking at all the pins by the way, a couple of glow in the
dark. No, it's
great. It's no agenda super karma.com and this is Sir Ernie.
I believe from think he's from Switzerland. Things are really
nice. Man. This is like this isn't no joke.
No, the pins are outstanding. The quality is remarkable. I
have my my feeling about the various pins. I think the one
that I would wear I wouldn't mind wearing in the morning pin
but the the net little number 42 I think is really that's really
cool. Yeah, I agree. That is so obscure. Yeah. And dog tag one
is so big and heavy that it drags mine in my head down to
the ground.
You have to be a rapper.
You got to be in hip hop. John, not rapper, we call them hip
hoppers. Now
you have to be a hip hop guy to where these giant.
trackable, they're trackable, by the way, I'm sure they got I
know I went I went to geocaching.com and activated it.
So it's not trackable around the world.
Oh, they're trackable. Yeah, that's great. But it's not like
RFID Tracker will be you enter where they are. And it's, it's
fun. It's a fun little thing. I love the glow on the dark,
though. That's, it's awesome. Anyway, so that was nice. Quick
shout out to Luke dollfuss. On Twitter, who created a x box
music channel, audio add on for the no agenda show and link in
the show notes under a PR. So now you can listen to the no
agenda stream. All four levels of it. The high, the medium to
low. And I guess there's a fourth stream that I don't know
about. You can listen to it while you're playing your Xbox
while you're playing Call of Duty. You can hear us warning
about not playing Call of Duty and
live a lot of good ancillary products and things that are
going on. We do. We like lots. I mean, it's not like one or two
things. There's like dozens. Well, we
have what did someone email us about? We have in the ecosystem
is what we have. We have an ecosystem ecosystem. Yeah, yeah,
I like that. We got such an ecosystem.
And very few shows out there have an ecosystem like ours,
that we're having none.
That was piers Morgan's ecosystem, you don't have no
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Club. And, and again, the guy is awesome and karma to is his
family. And I think we also have a reuniting of one of his kids
that we have to take care of Eric, please take better care of
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Kelly Spartanburg and Associate Executive Producer number of the
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producer, Associate Executive Producer, Steven lytic. We
really appreciate what you
guys are forced or did I not have
Jared Forster?
You didn't mention him? I think he went from wheelchair to
lytic. Okay,
so I want to show is done let's make sure I get all this right.
Because a little complicated today you threw it and actually
category for you and Jared. Okay, thank you very much
everybody else out there. We need you to go out and do one
very important thing which is propagating the formula.
Our formula is this. We go out yet people in the mouth
shut up.
Okay, right. So there's a lot of new out and you got more news
than I do. I mean, I was watching a lot of C span. And
what was I don't have to see.
I was watching. I watched C span. I caught a little bit here
and there. I caught
a couple of interesting weird new things that have happened
recently in terms of advertising Using and such. Well, that's
what I do and ask Adam right off the top. Oh, well,
well hold on a second. John. I'm so glad you asked because we
said that we had this new segment. And I said we needed a
jingle Allow me. Is that good? Are you I didn't expect this so
early allow me to play a little montage
when John C, Dvorak Got a burning question, what should we
do? As
a as Adam? Where he No Oh, really? Well, I don't know.
We have a great I mean, we got an ecosystem here, John. Like,
sir Jeff Smith came in. We got all kinds of people with
jingles. So yes, please feel free to ask me a question.
Okay. I'm gonna ask you this. Very simple. When you think of
pain relief, yes. There's there's one thing that goes it's
a historic drug. for pain relief, Jen is just for just
pain it is for a headache, aspirins for Basspro. Was it
aspirin? That's really that's interesting. You'd say that?
Because apparently bear believes that the public now thinks that
aspirin is only good to prevent heart attacks. Really? I'm going
to have to assume that from this commercial, which is this
baffling Bayer aspirin ad. Let me set it up. This, there's a
guy's sitting in an airplane seat. And he's rubbing his
shoulder or something. He's got to back excited What's wrong
with him but something and he's and he bitches to the flight
attendant that he's in dreadful pain. And does she have anything
for pain? She gives him a box of box by the way. I like to see
that in an airplane. Yeah, a box of Bayer aspirin and he says no,
no, that's not what I want. And she has to lecture him. Because
apparently the American public is so stupid that they don't
know what aspirin is for you can play it's short. Do you have
something for pain? There aspirin
I'm not having a heart attack. It's my back. It works great for
pain.
Nothing's proven to relieve pain better than extra strength.
Bayer aspirin it rushes relief to the side of pain feels
better. Yeah, thanks for the tip. You know for the tip. For
the tip, what is the guy an idiot?
So it but here's the interesting thing. When next time you're on
the airplane, ask the flight attendant for some aspirin or a
painkiller. And she will say I'm sorry, I can't give you that
because it can get skewed against the law. You can't they
can't give you an aspirin. So it's a double whammy it's a
stupid I have
gotten asked for it from from flight attendants, but you have
to go in the back. And they and they have to
get out of their own purse. Exactly. They
say don't tell anybody I gave you this.
We all know the only pain relievers this show will jump
John since you asked me and since I am not like the American
public who has been indoctrinated apparently and
only thinks that aspirin is for heart attacks. I actually know
that. That's really what I'd prefer to have instead of
ibuprofen or anything else. I like the old school aspirin.
John, here's one for you.
That's all I got.
We can play it twice.
So guess the segment is ask Adam not as a joke.
Yeah, we've got a new segment here. Let me ask you. What
political movement is it? What is the definition of a movement
that seeks to organize a country according to a particular
nationalist strand of corporatist values and
perspectives, with emphasis on enforcing a collectivist form of
political and economic organization based on a tightly
prescribed national identity? Fascist? Yes, very good. They oh
my gosh, we don't have Hey, great. Now, let me ask you this
question. If you invite the CEO of the largest corporation in
the United States of Gitmo to be your economic adviser. Is that
not the almost the definition of fascism?
Well, you know what somebody is kind of like, it's probably more
what we're dealing with is corporatism, which is a form of
fascism. Yeah, I'd say yes to that. So of course,
I'm talking about the shadow puppet theater where the
President got rid of Paul Volcker who actually I think was
was a pretty good economist, a pretty good guy. Yeah, they
took too many naps during except for the sleeping bit. That was a
little a little irritating. They kept falling asleep in every
meeting. But he's been around for 100 years. The guy was tired
let's face it, and and changes the name of the of the committee
to what do you change it to the I don't know to get new count
the Council on Jobs and Competitiveness. Yeah. Which is
total crap, competitiveness. And he announces this at the GE
factory in Schenectady. So I'm like, wow, you know, this is the
current CEO of not only, I believe our largest government
contractor, our largest manufacturer, the company that
yeah, we make light bulbs.
You're talking. You're just a beater. You're beating around
the bush. No, no, no, I'm
leading up to something. All right, I'm leading up to Senator
Bernie Sanders of Vermont.
Oh, that Yeah. Okay, now he's an
independent, both.
Sanders is one of those guys. He reminds me of coop chin, kudos,
percentage, percentage percentage, who is who every
once a while says something brilliant, right. So this
was actually December. So this is before the Christmas break.
He says the following about Immel Jeffrey Immelt now, one
step closer to the throne. And, and we'll just listen to this.
He is of course one of our major corporations. And in fact, as
recent disclosure pointed out, the taxpayers of this country
through the Fed provided $16 billion in bailout to General
Electric General Electric during the recent crisis. This is what
the head of CEO of General Electric, Jeffrey Immelt said,
in 2002, December 6, quote, Jeff in melt head of CEO, when I am
talking to GE managers, I talk China, China, China, China,
China, five Chinese, you need to be there. You need to change the
way people talk about it and how they get there. I am a not on
China. Outsourcing from China is going to grow to 5 billion. We
are building a tech center in China. Every discussion today
has the center on China. The cost basis is extremely
attractive. You can take an 18 cubic foot refrigerator, make it
in China, landed in the United States and landed for less than
we can make an 18 cubic foot refrigerator today ourselves.
And of quote, Jeffrey InMail, chairman, CEO of General
Electric quoted and investor meeting on December 6 2002. G,
one G recently had a couple of years ago, some really difficult
economic times, they needed $16 billion dollars to bail them
out. I didn't hear Mustaine mill going to China, China, China,
China, China, I didn't hear that. I heard Mr. Mill going to
the taxpayers of the United States for his welfare check. So
I say to Mr. InMail. And I say to all of these CEOs who have
been so quick to run to China, that maybe it's time to start
reinvesting in the United States of America.
So that's just a little background on the great hero
mothers. So of course, Jeffrey Immelt, great hero of the United
States and even our friend Bernie Sanders is off the mark a
little bit because it's not about the manufacturing 60% of
G's manufacturing of courses overseas, a lot of it in China,
China, China, China, China, but the that's what he said China,
China, China. But the big thing, of course, was it's GE Capital,
which is a huge finance arm, and he's I don't know where he gets
his, his 14 billion or whatever, it's actually GE in 2008 got a
$140 billion bailout 140 billion. That's that's
huge. You know, I want to bring something I've just kind of an
aside here because it's, it's ancillary, but at the same time,
it's in the news. And you can see I want you to continue with
this. But so this week, right after this happened, by the way,
Keith Olbermann just walked out, basically walked out. He was
fired. He I'm not so sure of that. And because there's no
actually nobody's confirming that he was fired. Everyone says
he's fired and TMZ says he wasn't fired. He says that they
he was going to be fired by Comcast because they don't like
him. I don't believe any of this is true. He's been sitting there
stewing on this show. He's been mad ever since they took him off
the show, as they punished him for two days, even though they
cared for giving money to a Democrat. Meanwhile, it's no
coincidence that emotion all of a sudden gets his job at the
White House. And it was really the guy behind his being
punished for showing outrageous corruption and collaboration
between General Electric and the government. And so and so
Overman is publicly humiliate If you're giving some money to a
campaign contribution to a couple, I think he walked off
the show because of this
as possible. The timing is all interesting, because we just had
the head honcho from China here, China. We got the China man.
Yeah. So as all this takes, why don't we just sell our own
country down to China, I
think I think we are China. The way I look at it, we're all just
China trying to
do a joint venture or something, make the two countries one and
get it over with,
I think it's done. As far as I can see, we are China.
The other thing was there was during this period into the last
week, and I didn't know I don't have any clips to back myself
up. Because the clips are too little too boring, it would be
very difficult to edit down. But there was some China hearings in
Congress. And they had a bunch of different people making all
these commentaries and one of the things one of our
representatives a dead Republican from Fullerton,
they're one of the who the congressman is from down there.
He's talking about how American companies go to China, they you
know, they buy into all the oh, that, you know, we're going to
help you set up shop here and the people ship set up shop, and
then all of a sudden, their leases are dropped, there's new
regulations are kicked out of the country, their employees
won't show up. And the whole thing is a big scam. Well, no,
wait a minute that we can export our technology. So the Chinese
don't have the data to develop it, and they steal everything.
So where does Eric Schmidt from Google fit into all of this?
Because he just stepped down, which was also a very weird
move. Because when you have a professional CEO, like Eric
Schmidt at Google, stepping down and handing it over to Sergey,
no, no, it was his partner, Larry, Larry. So it doesn't
matter. Neither those guys are CEO material. Can I
Larry's Larry's more so than Sergey is more of a CTO type.
Yeah, but still, I mean,
I ya know, we all know I wrote a column about this in MarketWatch
really go read it. Yeah, I discussed this in detail. And
the fact of the matter is, is a known fact, But curiously,
nobody else picked up on this it's a known fact that Eric
wanted out and and he wants to work in the government right for
China. Well, he wants these what's gonna happen I think he's
gonna be the head of the CIA eventually.
Beautiful with that V.
It's spread well, if you think about it, who was who's better
equipped to be running a big organization that collects data
that are the NSA which is even a better fit?
They're already in partnership. Google in the NSA. Oh, that's
great. Oh, totally run the he flies he flies jets to these a
hot guy that's Eric Schmidt.
Oh, he just fly jet.
He flies his own jet. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know he's a pilot. Oh,
yeah. Well, those guys are piloted pilots at Google. They
got the whole
seven so Eric can fly 767 around now. He
flies is G five. He's got it. Yeah, well, I'm
sure that's what he flies, but he probably is qualified for
767. Guys who fly jets tend to want to get qualify for more and
more jets
to hear that barn Baron von Pels. mockers get me a jet. Rent
is not enough. Dammit. I need to be on par with with Eric.
Yeah. Well, you can fly your other regular plane around. Is
it guys too much?
No, I've, it looks like it's sold.
Yeah, no talking about the price of flying around. It's just,
I can't I can't afford that. I can't afford to fly plane around
anymore. Yeah.
Derek can go yeah, you won't even have to worry about he
won't even have to fly his own. He won't even have to pay for
his own gas if he becomes head of the NSA. Or, you know, the
other job that needs filling is that is that Uber and head of
all intelligence job? Right? They've never found enough of a
heavy hitter to take that job because they because they don't
have a guy who's got even more information than they do.
Well, they did find a new puppet to run the the division of the
SEC, the Securities and Exchange Commission that oversees asset
managers and hedge funds, which, of course, is all about the, you
know, the tough new regulations that the Obama administration
put in place on these horrible banksters that got us into all
this trouble. So they found someone John, did you did you
know that? Did you hear about this? They found someone to fill
the position. It's a woman, and it's all women who've I think
who have held this position in the past decade. Her name is
Eileen Rominger. And oh, well. Well, that's interesting. Do you
know where she worked for the past 15 years?
Goldman Sachs.
Bingo.
I just Yes. And off the top of my head. These formulas aren't
that difficult to deconstruct. 30 years, just takes Yes. And
you're right.
She managed equity funds at Oppenheimer capital and then a
Goldman Sachs before becoming a Goldman Sachs Chief Investment
Officer for its global portfolio management team. And now she's
joining the agency. Oh,
yeah, that should make a difference.
Yeah, it'll make a difference to Goldman. That's crazy. This
didn't the President promises that this wouldn't happen? They
wouldn't we wouldn't have this this kind of revolving door, but
I
think he was sincere in that promise. And then when he
finally got in office, it was so corrupt. He's like, every but
you couldn't do it. Like, it's like, you can't find anybody
else. Because people, you know, they, if they want it, if you
find an academic that might be able to do it, they won't take
the job, you know, or they have a horse's head in their bed the
next morning, I mean, who knows?
Anyway, to bring it all full circle, as I believe, yes, a
corporate test and on the way to fascist states. GE CEO Jeffrey
Immelt says, Bloomberg article, quote, the interaction between
government and business will change forever. In a reset
economy. The government will be a regulator, and also an
industry policy champion of finance here and a key partner.
Well, that's fascism. That is fascism. That's the that is
almost it's almost taken right off Wikipedia the way he said
it. Yeah, so yay, well, we knew
this was going on, are gonna happen. I mean, I've been
predicting fascism for a decade or more. This is the easiest way
to do things. There was something I read not you
mentioned it to who was it that said this? Now I'm irked about
this. Fascism, because somebody
you think you should be Ark? Yeah.
Somebody brought up somebody's house, man. I wish it may be. Go
ahead, Moses, Say what say what it is. This I can't remember who
the person is. But they made this weird comment. And I was
reading it or I was, I was reading it, I'm sure about how
freedom and democracy are incompatible. I'm thinking how
does that why is that why is freedom and democracy
incompatible
don't go together well, so anyway,
well, I'll do some follow up on that. We can switch to a clip
that's a short little clip that standalone clip. I don't know
what it's about why it even exists, but it's a constipation
clip. And here we
go. She felt lost until the combination of three good
probiotics and Philips colon health defended against the bad
gas, diarrhea and constipation, and it helped balance her colon
and that's the best part.
That's the best part. Balancing your colon. You're right.
I don't know that.
That is a standalone clip. If I ever heard one,
standalone clip, there's nothing to say.
Oh, that's the best pot. That is absolutely the best pot when
your colon is balanced. That's not funny man being that way, if
you're constipated,
know that, you know he prunes? That helps, too. So I saw the
rocket launch. Oh, yeah. I
want to ask Did you forget you forget to watch. I
couldn't see it. It was really?
Oh my gosh, it was it was I mean, it was so easy once I you
know, whipped out my compass and figured out which direction to
look at because of course, Mickey would live. I'm always
looking. I don't have no sense of direction on the ground. When
I'm in the air. I'm okay. But ya know, but I was actually I was
looking east west. I don't know what I was looking to. But yeah,
I mean, I could see the Vapor Trail clear as day.
Oh, yeah. The beautiful did you get to see the this this the way
it breaks off? Now see,
see that? I could see the vapor trail there was like a curlicue
twist. And then I guess where there was a separation and that
was I never actually saw the rocket. It was impossible. But I
mean, I'm in Los Angeles and to see this thing at Vandenberg.
That's pretty good. I mean, that's, that's quite a, that's
quite a distance. How many miles do you think that is? Well, it
can't be more than 200. Well, so but it was clear as day I mean,
it was like oh, no,
and they take off. I mean, it for one thing, the Vapor Trail,
which is more in vapors smoke, too. Yeah.
It's actual smoke. Yeah,
it's mostly it's huge. And it's huge. And it's like less than
one I saw was I saw it was Chava she shot in a different
direction. It came flying across and you can see the little dot
y'all you get to see as a little real bright pin look at pin spot
really bright little white.
I couldn't see that I had binoculars that I could see
that I could anyway so you see this thing going and this is
huge thing I mean, this ad is going like a bat out of hell
this thing doesn't go slow. I mean it's just grow rockin I
mean this is a whole process is like less than five minutes. And
then you see the just a break that like it all of a sudden is
stops dead. There's no small right and then boom, this more
little trail of smoke and goat keeps going with a little gap.
And then there's gone.
Well, this was the second Delta four heavy launch for the Nash
Your Reconnaissance
Office rocket you want to see if you can get down to Vandenberg
and watch one of those. That's apparently the rocket you want
to watch take off because that thing just lights it up it
shakes the ground is a monster, and you're
paying for it. So you might as well. Yeah, they let you watch
me this was the largest rocket ever launched from the West
Coast John. Oh, wow. Most important according to Mission
Operations Jim spanic. Most important is the critical NRO
payload launched today, which will significantly enhance the
effectiveness and safety of the brave men and women defending
our nation every day.
In La police.
It's bad boys bad boys. Today's successful launch represents the
culmination of five years of hard work and exceptional skill
and modifying the launch system to establish the West Coast
heavy lift capability for the nation integrate this important
mission?
Well, they're going to start doing heavy launches off the
west coast like this. We got to find some contact to get us down
because it's worth the drive to go to Vandenberg to the to the
observation area which is I think on the side of a hill or
something to watch one of these things within you know if you're
within a mile of it, or within I don't know how many feet you
know how close they let to get it's apparently just an awe
inspiring thing to watch the launch
Yes, I'm sorry. naked woman just came walking into the we need
ins wherever she wants to get the camera hooked up. We need to
we need to watch one of these things blast off because I think
it's that'd be just a kick on we're
paying for it. We might as well.
Yeah, let's say do we wish somebody we might we find some
somebody out there listen to our show has a pallet works at
Vandenberg and they should like start playing the show.
I forgot a really important clip.
When Yeah, I did.
I got a 17 second clip. That's so stupid. I forgot this today.
Yeah, right now it's back to the back to the Obama emerald thing.
Oh, you love to clip I left a clip out I had a point to make.
So he was at in this Schenectady, I think
Schenectady, New York, and he's boast at the GE plant boasting
about how great he's doing for American business. And this
little ditty slips out. That's why I traveled India a few
months ago, and Jeff was there with us, where our businesses
were able to reach agreement to export $10 billion in goods and
services to India. And that's gonna lead to another 50,000
jobs
here in the United States.
So this whole speeches about how great he's done, like you
remember who else was, went to him and went with him to India,
in that junket, Deepak Chopra? Yeah, the head of the guy that
makes the body scanners Yeah, it's the CEO Deepak Chopra on
the other day, not not that not the guy who talks like this. He
may talk like it but the health guy, so so he on our dime, he
went to India, and now the guy's taken a job at the Canada Post.
Right? Yes, he's now the CEO of Canada Post. The Indian guy,
Deepak Chopra, the guy who Obama took along with Jeffrey and all
hung out there and that huge junket the cost $200 million
remember that? Yeah, I remember right so this guy says thank you
very much. And then he went right to Canada Post and he's
going to do some things like took the business to Canada
interesting interesting lane. Lane. He should have been the
least pay back his his flight. Yeah, rails in expenses. Well,
no, no, no, it's alright. It's not like Canada's should be
happy with him there. No, no, he's gonna privatize it and
screw him but doesn't matter. The whole point is
they've been privatizing things left and right in Canada. You
don't need to be privatized.
Right. But the point for me was like, well, that's That's lame.
The guy goes on our time flies over there hangs out. doesn't
deal doesn't deal ruses. Yeah, and that's exactly takes us
straight to Canada. Nice.
So talking about India, do you have a clip? There was I
actually have a series of clips I didn't have time this morning
to put them together so they make it so I can have actually
some humor. What were you so busy doing? I didn't get up on
time the clock didn't go off. I pulled it I pulled a curry.
Well, you should try your iPhone alarm. It's it's really great.
So I know I have to go back and figure I think I when I reset
the clock I think I put the am to pm are some you know one of
those mix ups. So didn't go off. So I wake up.
You have a clock that that doesn't communicate. We'd like
the central atomic time is not a it's not connected to a time
server. You have an old school clock.
It says clock that's plugged into the wall. It's got
batteries and in case the wall power goes out, right. It's an
old school clock that works unless I screw it up by flipping
around the Am to the pm user error user error. So I wake up.
You just happens everybody. Well, sometimes you'll wake, you
know, you wake up on and off during the night a couple of
times, maybe. But you usually don't wake up and sit up like,
Wait, something's wrong. And because your body has told you
that you're, you've slept too long, and you're so it was like,
10 minutes to eight years ago. Wow. Yeah, that's very get up at
seven to get my act together. Right. So that's why the clips
came in a little late. So anyway, so I pop up. And you
know, like, Oops, I'm, why am I waking up like this? And then I
look over to the clock and because your colon wasn't
balanced, and I look oh, man, and so I just jumped out of bed
and rushed, you know, downstairs to have somebody make some tea.
Right.
So what was the clip you're gonna tell us about? You got so
I had it. In the
meanwhile, I had, there was a whole series of shows. I think
this is on either current or the document, tech tations channel
or whatever. There's a documentary channel now too,
right. And it was about carbon credits. There's a whole slew of
stuff. I have a bunch of clips on carbon, carbon, cash, and
trade. Yeah, well, the Well, yeah. So I'm looking at it. And
most of it is, uptempo saying how great it is, and how
Hollywood is going to make it happen and all. But meanwhile,
they're just telling most of these scams. Yeah.
Well, wait a minute. Do you have a clip of someone saying
Hollywood's gonna make it happen? Yeah, let's hear that.
And I'd love to talk about this. This is where I don't have
that clip. That's Oh, I didn't I mean, I have it on the on, I can
send it to you. But it's raw. I didn't produce the clip.
But what's the carbon credits from dung? Well, that's it's not
what Hollywood is
similar similar. So I'm watching this clip, which is carbon
credits from dung. And apparently, some companies
packaged up and I think, you know, they first give you the
background. So what happens is they apparently, in some part of
India, they have a lot of dung. And so they take the dung, and
they put it in a big pit, and they let it turn into methane.
And then they pipe the methane into the various houses in the
neighborhood and the methane is burned. And that they sell these
carbon credits, because there's a credit that you can collect.
Because the dung producing methane produces so much bad,
you know, gas as it were, that's bad for the atmosphere. But if
it's turned into, if it's burned, you get carbon credits,
because the carbon dioxide is produced is so much less than
the methane that you can trade it on the Chicago exchange, even
though this has been going on anyway, and get money. So just
play this whole clip and see how much money they these Indians.
In other words, we're making your poop. And here's what I'm
from Kobe here, wait, let me give you the punchline to the
whole thing right off the bat. These guys are trading these
carbon credits. So American companies who have cap and trade
issues of some sort by the credits, pass on the extra costs
of the credits, I mean, in other words, like some company will
buy these credits from India send them the money, charge the
consumer of the United States of America extra money, so we're
essentially sending money directly to India, for guys to
burn dung.
Burn the methane and you release co2, which is not ideal, but co2
is 22 to burn the methane and you really
need to get up on time. Dude, what's wrong with your clips?
This is weird.
Which is not ideal, but co2 is 22 times less harmful to the
atmosphere than nothing. So you still get lots of credits
alright. John, your clip likes repeating. Oh, I
don't know why it's doing that.
I'll try one more time. I
mean, no, I say take it take it up a little bit. All right.
Burn the methane and you release co2, which is not ideal, but co2
is 22 times less harmful to the atmosphere than nothing. So you
still get lots of credits.
But one sacred cow can generate only four carbon credits. So
Kishore needs a lot of cows to make this thing work.
Fortunately, there are quite a few cows in India.
What we do is we identify projects here, develop them for
carbon credits, and then we traded on the exchange, the
Chicago Climate Exchange primarily.
We think there's an enormous opportunity in India we have a
fantastic project. The poor rural Indian family now has this
source of energy for either heating or cooking. It's a beaut
Beautiful project because it has social spillover benefits.
These are sources that are highly sought after in the
carbon market. You want you by us increasingly ask a social
angle connected to your project. And this such projects clearly
have a social angle you have. You have women and villagers
collecting cow dung, putting it into a central facility
generating power or generating heat and steam for that and
using it for their household chores. They don't have to go
out and cut down firewood.
So a carbon credit packaged by Kishore Bhutan and a bunch of
farmers in rural India. He's brokered on the Chicago Climate
Exchange, and methane turns into money,
where we were surprised when the bank official called us and we
traded about a million dollars worth of carbon credits. Our
very first trade
this is such an incredible scam. Tell me about it. Unbelievable.
So we had the news that a lot of people emailed us about was that
about 13 million euros worth of carbon credits had been hacked
out of an exchange. This exchange isn't even sanctioned
by the elitist pricks who are trying to set this stuff up,
Connie Hedegaard, who's in charge of all biodiversity for
the European Union. She's like, well, that's, you know, this is
a good thing, because we're barring those guys. They can't
they can't be trading over here. That's not real. It's like the
everyone's making making stuff up and trading it, and it's
turning into money. John, we're so stupid. This week. I think
you and I said to each other two years ago, we need to get into
this we need to make our own carbon credit. And now someone's
gone and made it from cow poop. And look at us. We're stupid.
We got a million dollars from cow poop. And the whole thing I
watched this thing carefully. They have that this thing has
already been established. Apparently, in some villages,
they do have these cow poop. You know, it's like it's like a big
pit or wait
a minute. So the whole idea. They they take the cow poop. Let
me just get this straight. They take the cow poop. They bury the
cow poop. They sell a piece of paper that said, I buried cow
poop. And they and they take the money. Isn't that what happened?
What's happening here?
Basically.
This is so wrong. This is so wrong. And then And then who
buys? Who buys the paper of the buried cow poop?
Apparently idiots they had a guy there was a guy that was a
follow up story. I have all these then the reason for that
clip being an awkward I think, is because I don't know why they
deal with that later. But anyway, there was a there was
another clip they showed this this guy this hapless guy this
hapless do gooder. Some, you know, guy who's concerned about
the environment. So apparently in Canada, you can buy your
carbon credits, the credits that it's $28, like 28 bucks for a
flight to offset carbon offsets for your flight from Toronto to
Vancouver.
That's an offset. Right. So the airline has apparently purchased
that or they don't they're not even are they in the middle who
they're a middleman. They sell you the offsets. So if you want
that thing is voluntary, which makes me really wonder about
people but okay, so I can vote and I feel guilt and guilt
ridden. I'm a guilt ridden Canadian. And I feel that I am
going to chew up you know, so much terrible. I'm going to burn
so much fossil fuel and the trip from Toronto to Vancouver. I can
offset this by buying some carbon credits at the kiosk when
I buy my ticket cost me about 28 bucks. So the guy apparently the
Canadians did a deal with some, some farmer some woods, some guy
who owns a bunch of acreage in BC. And He plants a tree for you
know, a couple of trees. Right. That's
what we talked about about planting some trees and selling
the paper to people about that.
So he sold the paper right we did we talked about it. We
actually discussed it. These guys do have had a meeting last
week as we were we weren't getting enough from our
listeners and we're gonna quit
we had one meeting and look where it got us. We're now able
to say told you so.
Anyway, so they saw the guy so this do gooder apparently lives
in BC and so he decided after he paid his 28 bucks to go check
out. Oh, right, very good. So he goes wandering around, and they
show them film of it. And of course there this is an uptempo
piece kind of promoting it but at the same time on every time
they turn around, there's some scam and then the gate says that
these trees aren't going to grow and he's got to go to this
place. It was overwritten by blackberries and if anyone in
the Pacific Northwest knows anything at all, is that
blackberries just wreck the place. I mean, they just are
they're just terrible. So
the guy out of good conscious bought bought some credits, and
then he went to check on the credits and it turns out it was
bogus.
It was a bit though they planted the trees but the trees were
dead. Apparently, this happened with some bands, some rock band,
who also you know, it's like can't remember the name of them,
but they apparently offset their concerts. And so they buy, they
tried a mango try to start a mango grove in India, which was
supposed to offset their costs and the grove died. And then
apparently a bunch of Hollywood stars who they're trying to
sucker into this, because they're so stupid. They gave him
a bunch of carbon credits during one of the award ceremonies. And
then it turns out, there was another failed experiment. And
so these guys who had running all these carbon credit
operation, well, you know, we're still striving, we're playing
with the model, and it's gonna work out because we have to do
something about global warming, and on and on and on him do
watch it, this whole thing is outrageous scam, man. And the
fact that anybody's buying into it in any way is amazing to me.
And it continues, like that guy who went into the BC forest to
see these dead trees as well, I'll find some other way to
offset my credits. My carbon use my carbon footprint, I got to
offset.
Why don't we? Here's I mean, first of all, we know that the
number one resource that is eating up resources in the
world, and that is causing biodiversity is the human
resource. Right? Everyone says this. So of course, we're not
going to kill people. But why don't why don't we with our no
agenda, human resources, set up a Carbon Credit where we're all
we'll all promise to not breathe for 10 minutes a day?
That's well, I don't know about not breathing. I think you'll
you'll plant a tree?
No, no, no, we just keep our mouth shut or we fart less. We
keep our mouth shut and we hold it in. And we can measure that
we can we can measure how much co2 We're saving? I bet you it's
a lot more than you think it is. And we can sell that with
everybody
spent. How about how long you have to hold your breath?
Well, a total of 10 minutes in a whole day. So you could do like,
you could do 20 times 30 seconds.
All right, anyone could do that have enough people we could
carbon credit, we could make a credit out of that. We have to
do the calculation. Some mathematician listens to the
show could do that. And then we could trade that on the Chicago
exchange. And exactly. Now we're somebody's guilt written person
who wants to fly from here to there. I'm
telling you, we got Well, the thing is you got to market it.
So you have to have a partner. I'm starting to see how this
works. Now you have to have a partner like an airline, who was
then going to be the middleman. And so
right now they named the companies in this in this show.
There's a bunch of these companies that are the ones who
sold the airline there are the guys who want to get those are
the people. It's like carbon credits, Inc, there's a whole
bunch of weird little companies
that we become one of those carbon credit things we become
human resource.
I think this is the mistake we made to begin with. I think this
is a closed club. Right? These guys? Well, no,
it's not John, because this is what I'm reading reading that
the EU climate Commissioner Connie Hedegaard is she saying
these projects raised concerns relating to their environmental
integrity value for money geographical distribution, it's
not it's out of control, they have no handle on it. People
have jumped on this, because they knew we have all of these
you right? The Hollywood celebrities who are selling it
in everyone's like, Oh, climbing, I gotta buy me an
offset, you know, it's in. It's in the psyche, the biodiversity.
It's all in there, people are ready for it. They just need the
final bit of marketing, which is you know, and we can do it all
online, we can have some beautiful websites. Right? And
you're going to buy a credit to offset something. We just have
to find what what does everybody do that they that they need to
offset? So everyone uses their phone. Right? And that's a
horrible, it's horrible for the environment. So we can sell a
credit for using your phone for using Twitter or something like
that. I don't know. We'll think we can do this. We can do it.
Come on, John. We can do it.
Yeah, let's, let's do a show.
I'm gonna show my mood by donating to no agenda. Imagine
all the people who could do that. Oh, yeah. That'd be fun
we're already halfway we're already more than halfway
through the show. What happened?
Yeah, well. What's let's thanks some, some human resources for
In fact, you know what, John? The answer is so simple. It's
right in front of us. We should not be asking people to sponsor
to support the show. We should be asking people to buy carbon
credits to support the show. Why don't we just people would just
buy carbon credits. And then they can take this will give
them stickers, certificates, all kinds of stuff they can show to
their friends. And these people also go Yeah, that's that's no
agenda show. That's good because you can it's a it's good for
biodiversity. You can buy carbon credits,
sort of. We just sell the credit straight straight up. Who,
who bought some credits from us from carbon credits for this
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they're linking it into the ticketing system now it's
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Right? That's true. There's many countries that end if you don't
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you miss your flight. Yeah, you miss your bus the way you do it
right are they thinking
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I know you go to these countries by the way, this is a warning
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the last minute there's
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I agree with you. It's really smart because you're you're
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butt is a bad way to do it. This is this is our American
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We're okay with you charging the foreigners. But yeah, we don't
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Do it right.
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I think that will do it. Okay, thank you. I think that's
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I think she's your telephones ringing and what does that mean?
Yes means
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So within a few weeks according to numerous reports, John, we
will have a second sun in the sky. Have you heard this?
This is a report that's come and gone a couple of times. Oh,
really? I was gonna do it Planet X. No, this is
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is. I'm aware.
Beetlejuice is losing mass or fuel in its center and will
explode when it runs out creating a second sun in the
night sky. This is a star Beetlejuice it's also a movie
but we know what is the star? Oh, there's
Well yeah, but there's there another movie too. That's
besides the
field juice three might be on its way. However, when the giant
star which is much brighter than the Sun explodes there will be
no night for several weeks on Earth. This will be a supernova.
He couldn't agree rock a crowd though. But
here's the tip off. It could happen tomorrow. Or in a million
years. So yeah, I think in Beetlejuice the movie part isn't
there. There's already been a part two as in there. It's gotta
be it's gotta be the third Michael Keaton. Well, Michael
Keaton has got his other movie coming out to the ark movie. But
a lot of people talking about this and the Stargate is opening
for sure now,
the one with the fish. Yes.
The earth is in upheaval in northeastern Africa. The region
is changing very quickly, John, the desert floor is quaking and
splitting open. Volcanoes are boiling over and sea waters are
encroaching upon the land. Africa, researchers are certain
is splitting apart at a rate rarely seen in geology. And this
fracture is from the Red Sea to the Gulf of Aden. There it is
the Gulf of Aden where the Stargate is located. So you can
just wait for it they got pictures of this now they got
pictures of Africa splitting apart.
Well, I think we should send the fishing boats from Japan into
that area because the fish will be just coming out all kinds of
weird fish.
Well, I find that highly interesting. The worth is the
earth is definitely tumultuous I saw a guy on Hollywood and and
Highland yesterday. And he had a sign I was too bad. I was in the
car because I would have taken one of his pamphlets. He had a
sign the end of the earth may 21 2011. It's Biblical. And he
said, Yeah, it's biblical. I
interview these guys. Well,
I know I know, I would have loved to talk to the guy. He had
pamphlets but he was on the other side and I was in, in the
car should have pulled over. It's not that simple at the
corner of Hollywood and Highland, but the May 21 2011,
apparently is, is when the end is coming. According to these
guys, you know, hey, you're not standing out in Hollywood and
Highland for nothing. You clearly know something. If
you're doing that, then that's dedication. And we do it two
days, two days a week we do the show. These guys are out there
all the time. So
you know, I've talked to a lot of these guys, would you because
when you finally break, you know decide to talk to one of them.
You realize that many of them are erudite. What does they
actually have a story to tell and it's usable? Yes. Sounds
reasonably No,
it's what I'm saying. It's absolutely reasonable.
It's What's so weird about it. Is that like they're crazy. Oh,
well it would be they are but it's not like they're just not
like they sound crazy.
Well, the one that the thing that was that is disconcerting.
And I also spoke to I sent an email to the our Baron now
because he has some connections in the business and a couple
other people. I think it propagated because Engadget got
a hold of a no tam notice to Airmen, I, airman, and OTA M.
That said that come February, in the southeastern US, the Defense
Department issued a notice to Airmen that GPS signals would be
unreliable for about a month. And yeah, oh, yeah, this is this
is quite amazing. If you look at the map, it reaches from Alabama
in the west, to far beyond the coast of the Carolinas, all the
way up to Virginia. And
it sounds like the Bermuda Triangle.
Well, and it's interesting because this is what everyone
was emailing me about. The Defense Department will be
conducting tests between January 20. So that's a it's already
underway and February 22. And these tests will act will be
activated for 45 minute periods followed by 15 minutes of off
time. And GPS signals may become unreliable at that point. Now
there is a another no Tam, because then of course now I
went looking for it. And this is for the West. And this is for
January 16, to the 23rd. So it just ended centered in Port of
Porterville, California exact same thing, however, is a little
more information about this is that apparently, to me, the GPS,
it's a very simple system, you got satellites in the sky, and
they send down a signal and your GPS is just a receiver, and it
has to locate at least three of them, I guess most of them these
days get like 12 or 14. And it triangulate, so it knows where
you are.
Yeah, it can do a fairly decent job with Yeah, with two and a
third one occasionally. So
the only way to mess up GPS is by broadcasting on the same
frequency, which is 1.57542 gigahertz and 1.22760 gigahertz.
And then so they're broadcasting on those frequencies. This is
not a harp frequency, because those are much, much lower. to I
don't know what it is,
or it could be a UW EB test to ultra wideband which impinges on
GPS numbers, why
would they know the FAA is not really saying what it's for, and
no one really knows. And hopefully most airmen have, have
indeed, read this and know about it now, because it's messed up
when your GPS don't work. I mean, a lot a lot of pilots
today have pretty much grown up relying on these things don't do
much, you know, with the with the old steam gauges anymore.
And it's it's quite dangerous.
I think they're testing a communication system.
something they're doing some, but it's but the FAA doesn't say
anything about it. Just like yeah, what test them it's
government.
It's some defense department thing. I don't like that. Well,
they'd have to test once in a while and they try to make it so
it's, you know, doesn't impinge on too much Porterville. I mean,
who flies there?
Well, no, but the circle is all the way is San Francisco to LA.
I mean, it's a big circle. It's a very, it's
a very big circle. Okay, well, we'll keep that in mind.
There were a couple of see I did have a couple of clips. I had a
couple of real Gitmo nation clips, which I thought would be
interesting to share with the
group. Do we mentioned divorce that org slash na once you do
that, again, just to make sure we'll make sure that I would
like really like to encourage people to go to divorce
iq.org/na and support the show.
Or channel divorce? act.com/na? Yeah. Alright, so in the
continuing effort to turn Americans against each other and
is happening worldwide all across Gitmo nation, fill in
your own language, they could call it the citizens network.
That neighborhood watch as in watch your neighbors burger net.
You can call a million different things. It's now expanded in
Colorado, you might say
their job is commuting for other people who make a living putting
miles on a car and visiting neighborhoods all over our
communities are now a key element of the neighbor Watch
program. Nine News reporter Corey rose explains.
They're on the move all the time. They drive 24 hours a day,
365 days a year, so why not have them as an extra set of eyes.
Denver is one of the first cities in the country to start
the Top program taxis on patrol.
We believe that this effort is going to assist us and by the
way, this is a cop and you look he's got his sunglasses. He's
not in uniform, he looks like a gangster. It looks like a total
mob stick in
our community a safer place to live, play and work for the
major Denver taxi companies are now teaming up with the Denver
Police Department to be first responders when they see or hear
anything suspicious. While on the routes.
We have an intense training program that we have developed
for the cab drivers we would like them to talk to our
communication center provide detailed information and
description.
Nice little train subliminal in the background there on what
they're
seeing and exactly the types of services that are needed.
After everyone is trained. There will be more than 1200 drivers
on the streets of Denver serving as a mobile neighborhood watch
on wheels excellently together to give back to the community
that's giving back to the community. John, you Yeah,
goes like this. I give you a ride. I'm a cab driver. Right.
All right, I pick you up. I'm dropping you hold on a second.
I first of all, if you're really a cab driver, I can't understand
you.
Look at what you can't understand me but you dropped me
off. I dropped you off and you give me a short me.
Yeah, right. It's like where's my tip? If screw you man.
Tip. Whoa, okay. Then yeah, call the cops and be suspicious
behavior. Some blonde haired guy. I dropped them off at this
address. I think he's a terrorist.
That's it. But yet they have a rigorous program in place.
They've trained all these cab drivers. This is a nightmare.
This is an absolute nightmare. I mean Denver cabbies I think a
lot of them. Last time I was in Denver, which is a while ago, a
lot of them were a Colorado born and bred. But it Los Angeles,
San Francisco, New York.
They're all Pakistani.
Are you kidding now in in LA, they're
I think Russian mob,
Russia. They're Russian or Iranian.
Oh, there's a lot of Iranians. Uh, yeah, there were a lot of
Iranian cab drivers here and there.
I was like, this is just a nightmare. It's a nightmare. And
it's just ridiculous swamp. And I think this is a great program.
I
think it's great for our community. I think that people
can feel safer in their communities knowing that you'd
have extra eyes out there helping the police department,
you know, solve crimes and keep our crime rate low and keep our
streets safe. In Denver,
Corey rose
nine keep our streets safe. It's good. It's really good.
Frightening is what this is.
Well, it's good to have a more uplifting initiative going on
here in the Bay Area. Okay. It's a new school idea. Oh,
we're always for education here at the no agenda show is very
educational. I hit it. Yeah.
That's right smile. Students at AP Giannini School in San
Francisco encouraged to smile at each other all day today. Today
was smile days part of respect week in the San Francisco
Unified School District. You can wait for the reason for smile.
It makes people more approachable. easier for us to
get along. When somebody smiles and friendly and shows off the
brace you are smiling and about 150.
Respect and smile. By the way, did you hear that in the
background? There's a kid like screaming and terror.
They brought a camera to the school. And the kids went crazy.
Friendly and shows off their brace. You were smiling and
about 100 Fine. It was it was back a little.
It was really funny for Smile Day.
In the San Francisco Unified School District, you can wait
the reason for Smile Day. It makes people more approachable,
much easier for us to get along. Yeah, there he is.
Well, I think that's a good initiative.
Yeah, you know, one condition there's no comment there's a
carbon credit in there and smiling isn't there. There
should be a carbon credit smiling we should probably make,
find some way to sell it to the exchange, go to
a Gitmo nation, United States of Europe. Very interesting, a use
of your soon to be European a global tax money, the Sartre
project, which is quite an interesting one. Well, there's,
this is actually kind of almost an ask John segment. Tell me
what's wrong with this idea.
It looks like any other truck that just happens to have a
private car very close behind it. But what is unique is that
this truck is a lead vehicle for a platoon. The car in this
platoon drives autonomously and communicates wirelessly with the
truck. After more than a year and a half's concentrated work.
These proud researchers here at Volvo's Test Track outside
Gothenburg are able to unveil the embryo to what at sometime
in the future will be a road train.
The vehicle is driven by a human driver. And we're monitoring how
the driver is driving. So we're looking at steering wheel angle
and its speed and accelerations. And those signals are measured
and communicated to the cars which are behind. And these cars
which are following are driving autonomously. So they're trying
to copy what the truck driver has done at the same time. So
you get the idea, right? It's a truck is driving. And then you
have the system on board, you pull up behind him you in
engage, and then your car basically follows the truck. And
yeah, does whatever it does. And then but then more cars can get
behind you and you're a train, then you are actually a human
train. And it gets better
than sensors into vehicles that measure distance between the
vehicles. And this, of course costs hundreds of millions of
euros
that they could project so
we have an extra mechanism for keeping a safe distance between
the vehicles.
I encourage anyone who listens to the show, get some money for
a project like this. This is great. And of course, it's all
for biodiversity.
The goal of this EU project is to make tomorrow's traffic both
safer and more environmentally sound. As a driver within a road
train. The idea is in fact, here
it comes. What is the point of this? John, what is the actual
point of this project?
To is either to prevent global warming or to I have no idea
here
comes to be able to both read the newspaper and eat breakfast.
There you go. What Yeah, so you can read the newspaper and watch
right before you go to work. My question is if you have a car
that is driving itself, like the Jetsons. Why are you reading a
piece of ink on the dead tree. Why don't you have like the
screen like, you know, have it like really high tech, you know,
like, like an iPad falls out of the ceiling or something that
you're reading the newspaper and eating your Cheerios. You stupid
human resources next year when sleeping in the car. Yeah, yeah,
that's
what I'd be doing. Yeah, well, that's a spin. That's what it's
about be humorous. When the truck hits something and
everybody piles into it, that'll be another issue. Well, what
happens when you when somebody go when it goes past the jammer?
Yeah. Right. So the radio signals are jam for just a split
second, the cars just go scattering every which way. And
what happened? Yeah. So a hackable, it's ridiculous, and
you know, it's gonna get hacked. You just take card number three
and ram it into a tree. I mean, this is not practical. These
people are insane. wasting money stealing
stealing money. All right. I did want to touch briefly on that
alfalfa thing. Yeah, tell talk about that. Yeah, this is
actually it's kind of interesting. So Tom Vilsack, who
was a Monsanto shill, everyone knows, he been shilling for that
before he came into the EPA. So essentially, tomorrow, a
regulation will will be pushed through to allow genetically
engineered the all these they say in one sentence to say ge
the other one, they say GM. So it's genetically modified
genetically engineered alfalfa to be legalized in the United
States for use. It's like the USDA, I should say, I'm sorry.
So they can do like a partial allowance of it. And Vilsack of
course, is the Agriculture Secretary. And so apparently,
they had this up for public comment on some website
somewhere that so you could say something about it. And of
course, no one knew about it knew about it, but the public
comment period expires on Monday on on Monday. And then they're
just gonna go ahead and do whatever. So the problem, of
course, with alfalfa is that if you have if you're growing
alfalfa, and you're, it's the same thing with and it's all
Monsanto Roundup Ready stuff, by the way, and your neighbor is
using the Roundup Ready version, of course, you're gonna get
contaminated, and then you can't be an actual organic grower. So
there's a number of links in the show notes about this, which is
quite interesting. But alfalfa is kind of a magical plant. I
didn't know this, John, but people take this for liver
problems. They actually it seems to be a you know, if you if your
colon is unbalanced, alfalfa can help you. All kinds of amazing
stuff. But what do you know about alfalfa?
I know that they feed it to animals. You know, let me bring
something up. But just keep in mind, you're welcome. I'm a
fountain of knowledge. Yes. There has been incident after
incident where some poor hapless farmers got some regular crop
and then he's got a Monsanto crop nearby. And the next thing
you know, they cross pollinating and Monsanto and these other
companies, a number of them, sue the farmer for stealing
intellectual property when they grow the next year's replant it.
Yeah. Now, I don't understand this. And I think I could this
could be an ask Adam thing, but you're not going to answer the
question because it's just essentially unanswerable. Well,
it's answerable, but it's a call to action, which is why don't
organic farmers, Sue? Not not let get sued, but they should
sue Monsanto. Are you
kidding me? Are you are you joking? You're joking, right?
They should sue Monsanto for contaminating and ruining their
business. Who
who has that kind of money? You can't fight Monsanto anymore.
They're too big. They they've they've given money to more than
half of the entire hill. You can't
sue Monsanto for ruining their business. And when
people you know what a lawyer cost these days, John, this is
the stupidest question you've ever asked
me. It's not a question. It's a call to action.
No one's going to do it because these little organic farmers,
they're just like the trying to get by
class action.
Where's Erin Brockovich when you need her?
She's getting promotion. I don't know that.
That's really what you need is an Erin Erin Brockovich type
person but yeah, no, I don't think that's going to happen.
But you should but you can still try and write in to the food
democracy now. I think
there's a make that these people are all stooges for the hair
these companies just gone down is actually pathetic. You know,
I had a clip here that I forgot we should have played before the
donation break, but I want to play it anyway. Unless you got
more to say about alfalfa. That's all I know. No, no,
that's all I got. But it's it seems to be something very
magical for you, and you can feed it to livestock
Yeah, and it's healthy is good. So I ran into this little thing
from our national treasure or one of them anyway, the news
hour. No, that's not the news is this show, I think Washington
Weekend Review or something like that. We're Glen Eiffel, the
woman who wrote the book praising Obama, and she was also
the head of one of the debates, and had to go and Jin's talk
about how she wrote a book about Oh,
right. This Yeah, I remember she was she was a moderating the
debate and it was a controversy because she,
she's, she's a fan. So she, she's gonna, you know, so we're
not gonna get any objectivity from her. But I ran into this,
this, this reuse of language that I just thought was
fascinating, because what she's done here, and I don't know
whether I mean this, she's a teleprompter, she's a talking
head. So this was gotta had to be on the prompter. And she had
her and I think she's one of those that writes her own copy.
This is really a very twisted way of discussing the recent
debate in Congress about repealing Obamacare.
Oh, can I do it? Yeah, do the meanwhile, on the House side.
They voted to repeal health care this week, which doesn't mean
health care will be repealed. And Republicans said the law
will kill jobs. But Democrats said it won't. In other words,
it was a debate that took us through the political looking
glass again.
Right. So so I'm listening to this. I'm going what? This is
not repealing health care. It's repealing the health care bill.
She's she's actually saying repealing health care, right
health care as if there's going to be no more health care
because of those evil Republicans. I just thought this
was the most twisted, subtle piece of crap I've heard for
weeks on and it's
very interesting. Let me listen to that again. just reset it
here.
Okay, thank you. The Meanwhile, on the House side, they voted to
repeal health care this week, which doesn't mean health care
will be repealed. And Republicans said the law will
kill jobs, but Democrats said it won't. In other words, it was a
debate that took us through the political looking glass again,
and I don't know if she's doing it purposely or if it's just
gotten to this point where it's so crappy in the in the
mainstream media that this is just what it is. I think I
caught one similar to that
sloppy,
what is salt?
Sodium chloride,
sodium chloride, right? It's it's not sodium, it's sodium
chloride.
Right? It's it's in fact, it is a salt of sodium, sodium, pure
sodium is explosive. If you actually ate sodium. Literally,
you would explode your stomach would blow I mean, you'd
literally would have an explosion when you like a movie.
Well, this is
very interesting. So first lady, Michelle Obama, in her own
fascist way has now connected the government to Walmart. As
she came out joining forces with Walmart for healthy food
campaign. It couldn't it couldn't be with all retailers.
It's only Walmart.
I want to stop you right there. We have there's something going
on with Walmart has been too much publicity. Yep. There, we
have to get behind. We were gonna have to put in listeners
out there. We're gonna look into the public relations firms that
are been doing Walmart, I am convinced they have a new firm
of late and they're pushing this Walmart Walmart, Walmart is good
for
you. Well, here's what I have to ask you. Because both Walmart
and Domino's Pizza, who will be who have a new program, the
smart slice, for a school pizzas, all talk about reducing
sodium by 35%. So you're telling me that we actually put sodium
in the food not sodium chloride, but sodium, it says here,
sodium, you're saying that we would explode if we ate actual
sodium. Maybe there is actual sodium in the food, maybe it's
not sodium. So I'm looking at the packaging for sodium salt.
It says sodium. So it's mislabeling at best. It says on
the label. I'm looking at the Walmart site right now. And it
says we're reducing sodium by 25%. So but they can't, but they
shouldn't be putting sodium in the food. Shouldn't they say
salt or sodium chloride?
Well, they Yeah, they should. And I don't know why it's always
deteriorate the just plain sodium.
I mean, it's the reverse of corn sugar. I think it's very
dangerous when you don't use the if you're using either you say
salt, which everyone understands salt, you have to reduce salt,
okay. But it's literally says sodium and sugar will be
reduced. And please tell me you're not putting sodium in our
food. But I think they might be.
No, they're not to explode that food. The oven would blow up the
labeling. And we used to do this in school in the in the olden
days when we actually had real chemistry classes and the kids
could actually get a hold of this stuff. He can't do it
anymore, because now we just run around smiling and don't We
don't really have classes but you He used to have there used
to be always some joker who would steal a chunk of sodium
from the lab from this from the high school chemistry lab. And
He only takes a piece about the size of your thumbnail but you
know a little block of it little piece of it like that, but that
size, and you go into the bathroom and you throw it down
the toilet and flush the toilet right fashion again. And it
would usually blow up the entire school. I mean that the school
but they would blow up the pipes.
I'm looking at Walmart stores.com/press room, this is
the corporate site. And they say they're going to reduce sodium
by 25%. Sodium, not sodium chloride, not salt, sodium, and
I think sodium, it may explode stuff, but don't they use that
as a preservative, just as I'm telling you, they're putting
sodium in our food, and now they're joking and laughing at
us. Why don't they say sodium chloride
or salt, or whatever other sodium compounds you're talking
about could be something
else. I totally agree. But if it's pure sodium, this is what I
thought thank you for confirming my fear is that this is just
sodium.
It's not there, mislabeling it. And if it's the same thing like
you're right, it's exactly where they're going to switch sugar.
You know, you we saw that we see the progression, we know what it
is, you know, we go from high fructose corn syrup to corn
sugar, they rename it because you know, people are getting
upset about the other stuff. And then they're going to rename it
again to sugar plain sugar when it's not. And
the slaves in the chat room are literally saying, that's enough.
Move on at me. No, you have to understand words matter because
this is exactly what's happening. corn sugar will
become sugar and it will be labeled as such. And now sodium
chloride NaCl, which is salt, which I believe is what they're
telling us. They're going to reduce. It's labeled as sodium
is mislabeling at best, and I think it's important. I really
do.
Apparently, you don't think so? No, I think it's important. I'm
not I'm not yelling and screaming about it. But yeah,
it's become one of those things. It's the same thing that the
sugar thing is going to happen to that too. So
all right. Oh, you stupid slaves. Go eat your freakin
sodium. Enjoy it. And see if you're mad at the chat room.
Yes, because I gotta go. I gotta quit. I get mad at the chat room
because there they are. sheeple.
They are Jerry Springer bumper plate real quick. He's only a
one. I'm not no lesbian. Jerry Springer. Okay, that's enough.
I had to be ready for that one. I'm not no lesbian. All right,
one of our producers came in with a really good one as we'll
be talking about. And actually I think I have an end. It could be
an end of show clip or we could listen to a little piece of it
now which is probably better from from on the media. And on
the media is from our from our national treasure here in the
these Gitmo nation states. And they talked about this. There's
like a seven minute piece of which we will not play all seven
minutes about the color revolution in Tunisia, which the
now literally calling the Twitter revolution as predicted
on this very program. Oh,
yeah, we gotta saw this coming to my holy in New York. This is
on the media. I'm Bob Garfield.
And I'm Brooke Gladstone. This is what popular uprising looks
like.
protests over corruption and unemployment was sparked after a
man set himself on fire. You might remember
the song from the 1970s that said the revolution will not be
televised. More modern lyrics might read The revolution will
be tweeted
amid the protests in Tunisia. There's been much talk about the
activity of Tunisians online and the role that new media are
playing in the uprising.
Now, let me just restate that what we discussed, I think
Thursday, is that the compromised social networking
site Facebook, at least Twitter, I'm not sure about but Facebook,
certainly with their CIA investments from in Q tel,
amongst others. And if you read the Time magazine piece on Mark
Zuckerberg Person of the Year, where the director of the FBI is
just walking around the office, it's just it's right in the
article like in your face.
And of course, I want to mention one more thing. Just to add to
that we you know, as one of our producers pointed out, the one
of the early founders of Facebook was pushed out and the
guy who was moved in is a the ex Pay Pal Pierre tile is actually
one of the members of The Bilderbergers. Right.
So we've got The Bilderbergers who of course, John thinks is
just a drinking club, except when it comes to this story. I
was on board with it, which
makes the I like to say I'm selective, which is very
selective
with the Bilderbergs. They have an agenda and the agenda is well
I think it's generally to stir unrest And this, this seven
minute piece on our national treasure just blew me away.
Some have called it a WikiLeaks revolution.
Everything we talked about is in here. It's the WikiLeaks
revolution. It's the Twitter revolution. And listen to what
they say about Facebook. It's about a minute attributing
the unrest to leaked diplomatic cables about corruption in the
Tunisian Government.
So did you know that?
Yeah, coincidence? I think not. This
is happening everywhere. Every country is selectively receiving
cables, the Netherlands have it. They've got their cables about
shell and shell is horrible. And the slave drivers is so
intelligent. It's the way it is completely intelligence driven.
And, and people are falling forward hook, line and sinker.
Or there's suddenly a Twitter revolutionary social media
activity surrounding the protests. But political
scientists and foreign policy blogger Mark Lynch has
assiduously studied the AeroPress and says it's not so
simple.
Now listen, because now they actually so take into account
that John, I pretty much convinced that WikiLeaks and is
a CIA op, or an intelligence operation, to listen to the
flow, listen to how it works, and how they get the people
involved in this to disrupt entire governments. And of
course, it's the economic hitman who benefit from this. And that
would be in many cases, our own intelligence forces.
He says the internet, social media and Al Jazeera have
collectively transformed the information environment in the
Arab world. Welcome back, Mark.
Thanks for having me.
So you've been following the evolving Arab media landscape
for the last decade? What's the big change in that time?
Well, there have been two big changes. One, of course, was the
rise of Al Jazeera and satellite television that had the effect
of really making it very difficult for Arab governments
to control the flow of information. And the next big
change has been the rise of mass participation in social media,
which has really increased the ability of individual citizens
to circumvent all efforts to control the media. A remarkable
portion of the Tunisian population is on Facebook, for
instance, yeah,
there you go. A remarkable segment of the Tunisian
population is on Facebook. And they talked about Twitter, this
Twitter that but when it comes down to the to the tax, it's
Facebook. So this is how it works. We get WikiLeaks to
release some outrageous information about the regime, we
want to
overthrow a sorry, this is a new model. And it's you
know, it's a new model, but it's great. I mean, it used to be if
you read The Confessions of an economic hitman, and you
understand the way it used to work, but now the first thing
you get the WikiLeaks, Wikileaks has something really disparaging
whatever it is something that we all have
in the in the wings, we have backups for WikiLeaks, if
WikiLeaks tends to go down for some whatever reason they got
shut down or worse. So there's a bunch of these follow up to get
couple guys are already started a new thing. And WikiLeaks goes
that this show this model is basically the leaking model is
is part of the is a new element within the economic hitmen model
which is fascinating to me.
What I find fascinating is more articles this Tunisia, which and
by the way, it's the Jasmine revolution. Jasmine, is that not
a reference to Chinese tea?
Well, it's a restaurant. It's a flower, right? But as as used to
flavor tea,
right? I thought that the Chinese drank a lot of jasmine
tea.
You know, they don't really drink I'm far as I know, I'm
I've been to China a number of times in Montana, I do have you
have jasmine tea, they do drink a lot of jasmine tea, but it's
not like I don't think I don't associate that I'm not
associated with that. Interestingly,
the article I read the success of Tunisia is Jasmine
revolution. The first of its kind in an Arab country has
caught the world's attention. Chinese are watching closely to
internet users and Chinese commentators say the dramatic
events in Tunisia are an inspiration for the Chinese
people. Of course, the Chinese now I was in the supermarket
yesterday. And I see that China's got their own Facebook.
This is why China didn't want didn't want Google and Facebook
and all these guys in there because they need their own.
Well, they know what's going on. We're not the only two guys in
the world that can deconstruct and figure out what's going on
be amazed. You would be amazed.
No, I'm amazed at you. But I'm also amazed by how many people
get picked up on our ability to do this. And they have they do
it themselves. And they come up we get a lot of letters from
people with with insights that we just miss. Absolutely,
like the Peter Thiel connection
right to the Bilderbergs
So next on the list, I think Yemen they're now in a Facebook
or revolution.
I don't even know that. That much of the public could do this
on their cell phones or something because
it but face to face Look it's a big it's a big mobile thing.
It's not just on on the computer all these kids are on the on
their iPhones and stuff. That's how you that's how they do it.
It's on the phones. Of course it is. And China totally. Oh, by
the way, the new meme running around on Twitter and Facebook
about Tunisia is that 1.5 tons of gold is missing. withdrawn by
Xen l Aberdeen. BenAli he took her 1.5 tons of gold out. Yeah,
ton 1.5 in his rucksack, apparently.
How do you get 1.5 tonnes?
I don't know. I thought it was great,
like 3000 pounds of gold? Well, but at the
same time,
what does that go for?
The Dutch National Bank was asked for an audit of their
gold. And the Dutch bank said no, no, we
discussed this about two years ago. There's a big fear now to
that have to go out there. It's it's gone
at Thomson it hasn't gotten to the tungsten reference in there.
Yeah, interestingly, Financial Times had an article late last
week called brace for a perfect storm in gold. There are changes
afoot, always nice to have a foot reference in there. After a
lengthy absence, some asset managers and central bankers are
readmitting gold back into the group of prudent asset classes.
Assessing the devastation of financial industry and
government balance sheets fiduciary has have been reminded
that one of the principal reasons to hold gold, that is
the only major financial asset that does not represent someone
else's obligation to repay is not the arcane concept it once
appeared. And that's the Financial Times. It says bear
very interesting said he who holds no gold.
I just wonder what this all meant with this, that that is
meaningful, probably because, you know, generally speaking at
the end of a run up, you want to get the people involved. So they
ended up holding the bag when the whole thing falls apart. So
he always tried to get the general public. I mean, that's
the eventual suckers in any financial game is always has to
be the general public, it can't be the guys who set these deals
up. So when you start seeing stuff like that, I'm wondering
whether that means as the end of the run,
could be, could be, or just the beginning.
It wouldn't be the big, it was the beginning of the run, is
there gonna get the public really involved. But I think
that's, I think, more likely to be the end because you get
because the Republic creates, the great thing about the public
is it's a massive group, if you could sucker them into getting
on board on something, they create such a demand for it,
that that gives you the the opportunity to dump, like heavy
duty dumping, you can't normally just like in any market, you
can't just just dump everything under the market, like the
Chinese can't dump all the treasury bonds because it was
they won't get their money back because it sinks the market
before they get rid of all of it.
I don't think there's I think they're buying more. And in
fact, there's rumors they're buying more through shell
companies in the UK.
Yeah, it could be but that could also be a propaganda that could
be public relations. They might be buying anything they might be
selling for all you really no, you don't really know. So I just
wonder when I see stuff like this, whether it's the end or
the beginning, I'm guessing. I don't know what I'm guessing.
I'm guessing the end.
So what you're saying is, we're screwed. We're screwed anyway.
And we don't know nothing. Well,
that's pretty close. Yeah, we don't know. We're screwed. And
we know that this something's fake about this. Hey, carwash,
Johnny.
What do you know, man?
Johnny probably has a better handle on it. But the it seems
to me Yeah. I think that Tunisia thing is a test of the I mean,
they've I think they tested in Iran with the Green Revolution.
Yeah, that was not not a big win. And they lost and they so
they so there's elements that are missing. They they're trying
to fine tune this, they being the whoever the economic hitmen
the shadow government, or whatever we want to call them. I
mean, we don't know who they are necessarily. But the people that
are doing this is who we say they are testing it so that we
so now they have the model. So you have the Twitter or you have
a Facebook, it's a little mishmash, it seems to me, I
don't think you need all these things mixed up like that. And
you have the color yet to have a representative and I've watched
the the Tunisian protests and they have these flags that are
very well a producer, Jasmine, and they're Jasmine, and they're
very and everything is it's too slick. For a Popular Movement is
not like a bunch of people
know it's real. It's beautiful. It's beautifully done in a
propaganda. Absolutely. Yeah, it's
very slick. It's not like highly priority meetings where people
make their own signs and it's obviously policed. You can't
have that sign.
Here, take this one, have this good sign.
This sign is better sign is much better. And we're getting the
kind of play And the media that they're looking for, and they
have the memes of corruption and whatever it is, it's it'll be
interesting to see how this one works out.
Well. Let's call the next country in the next color.
Well, the colors are going to be tough to call but we've already
seen we've already used up blue. And we've used up green. And
this weird gibbon.
It has to have, it has to have a nice sounding like the fuchsia.
We haven't had a fuchsia revolution show. Fuchsia,
because it can't just be blue. It has to be mob. The mob now
that doesn't sound good, the mov Reverend None. What are the
teal, the teal revolution that might work Peter
teal because it also didn't have a duck duck as a tea a lot of
TEALS or ducks.
Tea will be good because of Peter Thiel.
And you got Peter Thiel. So we have a teal revolution. I liked
it to read let's predict to revolution coming somewhere. Do
a little bit. Let's
also keep fuchsia on the books. While you're keeping. I'm
skeptical about fuchsia. Fuchsia seems a little it sounds like
something that would happen in the Castro District in San
Francisco.
How about Jasmine? Dude, give me a break. Yeah,
Jasmine is pretty bad. I think that's a mistake.
It's working, though. The guy's out.
And if there been any threes associated with the I thought
about the three thing we talked about before. Yeah, I've decided
because I have a clip which I'll put on one of the shows in the
upcoming shows if I can find it. Were one of the heads of the
CIA, who was also the head and so it gives you remember, I had
his name in front of me. You know, we had that guy.
We have some we have some colors. From the from the chat
room. chartreuse. Aquamarine. Too many would
syllables. Fuchsia,
we have fuchsia. No.
Cyan, cyan is good. Magenta. Magenta is good. That's another
good one.
Crimson wasn't already a crimson.
Crimson can make a comeback. It's on it's on its way. Yeah.
Anyway, let me get back. So this guy, the guy says, Well, you
know, I have to be honest about it. I ran these agencies, but I
didn't know half the stuff that was going on this. I mean,
there's all these little sub, you know, there's just broken
up. It's almost like it's like al Qaeda, the intelligence
community because there's all these agencies, they don't know
these little operations exist, even though they're funding
them. And there's 1000s of them all over the place. You know,
their think tanks, their research groups, there's a
million things. So I'm coming to the conclusion because of this
three thing that keeps cropping up double
rainbow. The double rainbow revolution.
Yeah, I'm sure the ice cream company would love that. Anyway,
so it would also Jesse Jackson would have to be behind it. So
I'm thinking that the three thing is a message back to base.
Oh, right to let you know that all as well. But let you know
that they were doing that what you're seeing is part of an
action that has been you know, premeditated by an agent to an
arm of the of the agency. And so you sent out some some press
thing it says you had the media in your pocket. You just said
look, you gotta run this 30,000 dead. Just run it is new. Just
run that and make sure it's that number it has,
but it can't be 30 This is the mistake people have been sending
me 330 Now it's 33. It's 33. It can be 33,033 33. It's two
threes. Next at least two threes. Yeah, okay, I say read
threes, then it's then it's really good.
Yeah, okay, so the three but it has to be two probably. And I
think it might be right because it's too many of these two to 33
dead and 33 shot. How about
33 victims now confirmed for the floods in Queensland. That just
came out?
Well, that's interesting. Yeah. Well, that would be a
confirmation of some some initiative that is finalized and
we're a part of it and did the 33 is that tell them that? Don't
worry, it's us.
A carwash, Vinny says 33 cars clean today boss. That's right.
I think you're totally right. And we're keeping our eye on it.
You know how many people have a Google Alerts now for 33?
We'll probably have four Listen, yes, because I because they by
the way, I'm working
on a new system for it for people who really want to help
produce the show, because it's getting a little out of hand.
And between shows I can now get three to 500 emails, that many
duplicates of course, which is okay, I appreciate it. Because
sometimes you get multiple angles of the story. Multiple
sources and then by the time you get like the links from people
with a link to the BBC, then you know, it's it's plateaued right?
Then you know, okay, everything else after this is going to be
the same. But I'm working on on a way that that we can do it not
through emails, the most inefficient device I've ever
used for this. It's horrible. I'm sorry, we'd lost you For a
second thing, well, we
could use, we could use a bulletin board system similar to
divorce a cage match. And
now it's got to be more structured than that. I'm pretty
structured. No, it's not. It's Devorah. Cage matches a
moderated forum. It's not structured. I'll say I don't
like moderated forums. Well, what
did what would you suggest I'm working on
something. And I shall suggest when I'm ready, I'm working on a
tool, a tool, we need some tools, just like the government
has tools, I have a tool
will tell you about tools that we do have a clip for the end of
the show, or if we can place part of it now or you should be
able to do it. It's a little long. I mean, maybe it's better.
But you know, that guy who had AQ USA, I mean, he's just very
long speech, this character, I wrote his name down on the
thing. I didn't bring it up here. But anyway, he's from
Princeton, and he's a or Georgetown, and he's a
professor, and he's talking about al Qaeda, and how they tap
into all the public information. But essentially, what he's
describing is what the two of us do, which is tap into all the
intelligence that's being gathered, and then reported on
and put on C span and other venues. And he claims that al
Qaeda is doing this so they can better understand how they can
screw us. But he puts it, he says in such a way as though, I
mean, how many guys are that does alQaeda have working for
them scouring C span? I think none. I think this is total bull
crap. I don't think al Qaeda is doing any of what this guy
describes. But he's convinced that they're, you know, there's
like they have a head office someplace, you know, why don't
we just bomb that
mentally, we see as I just described, al Qaeda existing and
surviving because it's always been as opportunistic as it is
instrumental that this is a movement that has always been
able to take advantages of opportunities, simply by
continuing to monitor, identify and exploit gaps in our
defenses. And this has been one of the keys to elkaar to
success. We tend to look at all sahab the clouds I'll call it as
media arm.
What also hard the clouds.
I also hub is a website. That means I think it means the cloud
in some version of Arab Oh,
that's great. So now for cloud a computer, we can call it also
hub. I guess
I have to looked at Microsoft and also hub. But he claims they
have a media arm ha.
For its output mission dissemination of propaganda from
its conception 22 years ago, also have has also had a very
important input capability, vacuuming strategic intelligence
of its allies. And to give you two brief examples. We know for
a fact that al Qaeda has downloaded the websites of every
major think tank in the United States.
Wow. They are so sophisticated. It's called W get in some cases,
what
are they doing it for this bull crap anyway, they're not
downloading anything. We know for
a fact that they've downloaded entire websites that
for a fact that why don't we do some some trace routes and find
out where these downloads are going? Why
don't you get their logs, man shoot them?
Yeah, really. Also, hubs will
times and especially those that have particular focuses or
interests. And
who is this jabroni? Again,
he's a professor at Georgetown whose international strategy or
something I want to camp with a
we know for a fact that al Qaeda is subscribing to the RSS feeds
of whitehouse.gov. This is an outrage, terrorism
and Homeland Security. Secondly, we know for a fact that al Qaeda
regularly monitors congressional testimony and hearings.
Oh, no, just like those no agenda, guys. They're watching C
span,
especially those hearings by the homeland security committees of
the Senate and House, the Armed Services Committee, the
judiciary, is this not a move to turn off C span?
I don't know what this is a move for but it's bull crap. It's
frightening because it sounds like we need to be secret about
all.
First we hear that al Qaeda is a cell oriented operation that is
separate from everything. There's no central al Qaeda,
there's no there's no way this could be going on because the
model that we're we're we've been told about al Qaeda doesn't
allow for this sort of thing, because then you could track it
and find out the headquarters and kill people. What happens
when this has got it. This is bullcrap. By definition, what
happened to
the al Qaeda guys on the monkey bars in the desert training is
now the case is no good. Jerry
committee and so on. Obviously, the Select Committee on
Intelligence very rarely meets in open session. They watch the
videos from them. They monitor the testimony and of course I
mean, this for them is manna from heaven. You have the heads
of government agencies or departments sitting in a panel
often subjected to withering questioning.
Swear during the I'm telling you, John, this is the start of
removing C span and making testimony secret again. That's
That's what it sounds like to me from this professor.
Well, there's a censorship angle to this because it is like, you
know, here's what's going on. And here's what they're doing.
And here's, you know, their download crazy, totally crazy
scrutiny
by congressmen or senators. They're asked to explain their
mission, their assessment of how successful they've been in their
mission, their men, they always
say, we can't tell you there's plenty of secrecy going on, they
never come out. And even on the member with the whole the whole
the underpants bomber hearing without will we can't talk talk
about that right now.
Tricks of success house, sufficient their budgets in are,
what their plans are, and so on. This is all information that I
was caught and gathers to facilitate its operations. So
what we can see is that al Qaeda arguably is achieving each of
its strategic objectives. And again, the fundamental conceit
as well throughout history of all terrorists and insurgent
groups is to avoid losing. And that I think is what I'll call
it a believes it's doing it may not be winning, but it's also
not losing it still exists and eventually they believe the time
is on their side and that they will be triumphant.
It's enough
I am we have contact now with the al Qaeda What was the name
of the cloud again,
l l have suddenly some I mean al Shabaab or something. So I want
to
just described what's existing and survive from always be this
opportunity is at the beginning, incremental that this is a
movement that has always been able to take advantages of
opportunities to bop simply by continuing to monitor, identify
and exploit gaps in our defense, say or the cloud and this has
been one of the keys to alkaitis success. We tend to look at all
sahab, also hub.
We have contacts ah ha Sahar, I think is Sal Saab. I think he's
saying sahab I think he's saying the sounds like it at first when
he says the second time
shish kebab. We have contact now with the clouds anywhere in the
we have Elsa hub. Here we go. We we have contact John
lesbians we have contact with oh my goodness, what is the world
coming to? Well, that was a, you get points for that clip. What a
douchebag.
It totally Oh my God. All right.
So there's tons more stuff in the show notes and no agenda
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nation LepreCon. There are a lot of Gitmo nations things that we
didn't get to which kind of funny BBC police chief wants a
DNA database of people who are clients of prostitutes and get
my nation east. For some why? Well, so that'll deter you. So
essentially, the hookers will have to give up DNA, since
you're giving them DNA. So you can be putting the DNA to the
hookers. I think they can just take the prophylactic John out
that you have to swab the hookers.
So they're gonna make the hookers document and yes, yes,
that's right. What is wrong with the British public?
Coming here from Gitmo nation Western the People's Republic of
Southern California yay. Proud to monitor of Al Sahab. I'm Adam
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and I'm in northern Silicon Valley and what's got you there?
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