All these guys, they all got tents.
What is this tent thing all of a sudden? Adam curry,
John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, March 24 2011. Time for your get
my nation media assassination Episode Two Eight Niner.
This is no agenda,
leading a conga line of representatives to impeach
President George W. Obama here from the hilltop Watchtower
crackpot command center. Get my nation West, the People's
Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam
curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where I don't get to restart the
show on a whim. I'm John C. Dvorak. Greg Levin,
Buzzkill. In the morning
to you, Johnny ba Hey, Marnie. All ships at sea boots on
the ground wings in the skies and bakers in the kitchens,
checks in the male's donkeys in the pits. And anybody napping
for humanity, especially those human resources who are all
charged up and ready to go in the chat room and no agenda
stream.com charged up just the way their government loves them,
so that they can be worth their $9.1 million. Yep, yeah. I'm
light today.
I'm light. Your light.
You mean, I got clips and stuff, but it's like,
maybe light is all that was going on? I mean, there's like a
ton of stuff going on. I must have been busy. You are I wait,
let me guess. You were hobnobbing with the Hollywood
elites.
Oh, you found me out.
Dude, I'm sitting on a blue air cushion to protect my assets.
How long? I've been at the computer? No way. No, no. But
it's like, it's it's just a lot of Libya stuff.
It's all there is is ridiculous. I hope this unfortunately, I
play the permit clip by the way I have on there, which is the
one that we're I think we should start the show with but also a
clip that we should just keep at least we'll keep it available
for for use in the next month or two.
Let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to
take place in a matter of days. And not a matter of Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah. Well, it's been very interesting to see. You know, of
course, on Sunday. We we read from the Constitution of the
United States of America, which seems to have caught on with
where those people call it. Oh, yeah. Our representatives are
like, hey, you know, maybe I should consult that thing there
was that that was that was that thin little book, Constitution.
And a lot of people are coming out and saying, hey, you know,
this is this is unconstitutional. We're not
under direct attack. So you can't use the Presidential War
Powers Act. And and it's good to see that but I'm sure it's gonna
get snowed under.
It's mostly cosentyx. That's pushing it. He's, oh, no, no,
no,
that's not true. There was a senator. He doesn't do it.
Right. I didn't even pull a clip from him. Ralph Nader was pretty
blatant about it. He was. He was good. I'm actually. You know, I,
it's amazing. You know, who's who's standing in line? Vice
President Joe Biden. Did you know that? What, yeah, Joe
Biden, Joe Biden wants to impeach the president. What?
Yes, I have a listen. When did you get this offense? Do you
want to review that comment you made? Well, how do you stand on
that? Now?
I want to stand by that comment I made the reason I made the
comment was as a warning. The reason I may I don't say those
things lightly. Chris, you've known me for a long time. I was
chairman of the Judiciary Committee for 17 years, or its
ranking member. I teach separation of powers in
constitutional law. This is something I know. So I got
together and brought a group of constitutional scholars together
to write a piece that I'm going to deliver to the whole United
States Senate pointing out the President has no constitutional
authority to take this nation to war against the country of 70
million people unless we're attacked, or unless there is
proof that we are about to be attacked. And if he does, if he
does, I would move to impeach him. The house obviously has to
do that. But I would lead an effort to impeach him the reason
it's from 2007, obviously, I actually have you going for a
minute there.
I was listening to but I realized because there was just
I think there was one pass, there was a reference to
72 million people. That's too much. It was about Iran. But
this of course, was when Oh, Biden was was not VP and he had
a big ass mouth and saying, you know, just substitute George W
Bush for George W. Obama and you're good to go. It's perfect.
And it's actually it's I saw this amazing you know this this
near the this Twitter thing the kids are all about John, you've
heard about this this Twitter, just Twitter's thanks. Cool. So
what's what's cool about it is you know if you can save some of
these things, yeah, and people Uh, you know, there are some
people who from time to time will, will will save tweets by
by certain people. Let's see, we have some tweets from George
McCain. What's his name? I'm really bad today. What's my
name? What's the Cambridge
McCain is fine George McCain.
So this is a tweet from George McCain from? Let me see Hold on
a second. Well it had to be in the past couple of years since
the Twitter's have only been out for for that long. Oh, why
is the five years about four or five years? Yeah.
Why is the page taking so long? You know, it's like it's got to
load some pop up ad or something. I hate it.
Gear rigged up on your system? No,
I don't know. In fact, I'm completely light on this system
here. I was waiting for the Facebook API. Here we go. This
is from Let me see. What's the date on this particular tweet?
August 2009. Senator John McCain, George George John
McCain late evening with Colonel Qaddafi at his ranch in Libya
interesting meeting with an interesting man Hey, great tweet
there dude.
And then we've got a cable. A cable from Senator Joe Lieberman
had the I guess nobody has given these people the memo about the
internet. interwebs.
Well, this. So Senator Pete Lieberman.
I have people that are dig dredging up stuff I did in 1984.
About the Macintosh mouse. Yeah. You do whatever you say, just
expect it to be thrown back in your face some day or so
here's the one from Pete Lieberman. Now remember, it was
George McCain and Pete Lieberman, who were calling this
you know, never again, we played that to two weeks ago, never
again, it's a holocaust. Well, so here we go from a WikiLeaks
cable, after meeting with Qaddafi with McCain, by the way,
and other senators praises Libya's leader as or Libya as
quote, an important ally in the war on terrorism. Like dudes,
give me a break here for a second. These links are in the
show notes, no agenda show.com Shut up. slaves.com. It's just
hilarious. And it's just it's not it's outrageous. Ralph
Nader, also Ralph Nader. I don't think people take him serious
enough, unfortunately. But he he came out and said, Do you want
to hear Ralph? Or are you over it?
I got a bunch of clips I'm gonna have to bore you with so you
might have to bore
face, which start with World War Two veterans all the way to the
president, Iraq and Afghanistan veterans are making a powerful
statement for the rule of law for advocating peace for getting
out of Afghanistan and Iraq. If you took a poll of the soldiers
in Afghanistan, as opposed was taken in Iraq and January 2005.
The majority will say let's get out of here. It's a quagmire.
All we're doing are creating new enemies, slaughtering innocents,
spending huge amounts of money that can be sent back home to
create jobs and violating our constitutional processes. You
know, let's be very forthright two one, George W. Bush and
Cheney committed war crimes. They had surveillance of
Americans illegally, they unconstitutionally pursued wars
in Asia, they slaughtered innocence. And they were
considered war criminals by many people, including Republican,
former Judge Andrew Napolitano, author of four books on the
Constitution and Republican Bruce fine. Now, Barack Obama is
committing the same crimes. worse ones in Afghanistan, yay.
And innocents are being slaughtered recruiting more
enemies.
So I received at least I'm gonna say 20 may have been more but
conservatively 20 emails from people who after listening to
the last no agenda show 288 said, you know, I voted for
George W. Obama. And I'm so happy that I listened to the no
agenda show because it really opens up my eyes. And I and you
know, and the unfortunate thing about all of these emails is
exactly what you said is like, what was I supposed to do? Was I
supposed to vote for the lagoon? Like, yeah, we don't have just
two parties in this country. You could vote for people like Ron
Paul. And, and it's very important that people understand
that because every single one's like, well, what am I supposed
to do? I couldn't vote for McCain. That's what you said.
You said the exact same thing
with that voice. However, there
is very good news, John, there's good news for the 2012 election.
since it looks like Michelle Bachman is going to run. Oh god.
Oh yeah.
That's one mother I'd like to.
It's gonna be interesting. It's it's another hottie another
hottie in the race. These guys have no shame when it comes to
putting on the big show. They don't care. It's like hey, you
know what? Let that the last show we did you know the 2008
show? We should do you know that Palin is overplayed. She's like
sneaky now, like Snooki from Jersey. She's she's done she's
done so we got to get a new hottie in there and I think
Michelle Bachman is great she's awesome and she's cracked potty
and everything she's better than Sarah Palin she she have a book
out she will see
the crank one out she can't become president
without a book and let's be honest about it
but it's just hilarious it's pouring rain in this area got
water dribbling through this window here no getting on the
desk you have no idea when a
storm when your house is leaking
know that the windows apparently leaking and I got a bunch of
water this is gonna help God on the gun
it's gonna cost this extra money you know I try to blow that to
check my bill I swear to God I pay extra sewage drainage
charges for more rain Yeah, it's like the whole rain thing is a
scam it's just a scam to take more money from us.
So we let's go over some of that we can either talk some more
about this now or we can do the executive producer thing get it
out of the way we
would like to well it's not a it's not a question of getting
it out of the way it's an honor it's an honorable position that
we
yes I'm sorry I use the terminology I did but I'm just
saying I it might be better to do that now because it so people
will at least get their their kudos and if they if they don't
want to hear about Libya and the kind of takes that we have on
and by the way, I've got a couple of real weird ones taking
the crackpot position on a couple of things but generally
speaking I say it's mostly about most of what I got out of the
thing is that the war mongering that takes place by these cable
news guys on both the right and the left Oh Riley is a
unbelievable warm he's like this is good let's go for it. Yeah,
and then I've got Rachel Maddow war monger and that guy edge
Schwartz the edge show who's a war monger he's all for this
this is this this actually it sexually excites them this is
what you have to understand it is an actual sexual sensation
forget turn off the sound when they're talking about this and
look at Maddow just get sexually excited Bill O'Reilly to for
whatever you know he can they get it they get turned on by it.
I am this was the whole thing with you know Walter Cronkite.
You know, Admiral is like being a correspondent being a war
correspondent. That's the pinnacle of journalism for these
bronies. I went to J school which is jabroni school. They
love it. They deny it. denounce it.
I don't I'll denounce it.
But you agree with it.
I never thought about it. But you Rachel seems to be a bit
giddy. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. This is hot. And what is the deal with all these
correspondents who are in Tripoli? And you know, we have
to get on the bus get off the bus. I mean, who's driving the
bus? Who's in charge? Oh, we're not allowed to go there. Who
who's not? Who's telling you what to do and what not.
I got one good correspondent clip. That is just a Junior
here. This should go. Oh, great. We're toast. Okay, but I'll
let's let's do anything. A few people first. All right. And I
also got a couple of late comers that came in I want to get them
into and they're not on the spreadsheet, but I'll thank them
in the process. In other words, we have we have two executive
producers nice and standalones or standalones. Two co executive
producers and wow and two associates. We have a pretty
good group today. Okay, and let's just think who they start
with. Lloyd Kransky in Perth, Western Australia been listening
to you blokes for ages high time I kicked in with 333 just sent
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showing you around okay, we're big call out for Maynard. F
sharp crabs.
Is that Maynard? In in Australia? I guess our buddy
Maynard could be I must
be Yeah. Who apart from doing a sterling job perpetuating the no
agenda beam down this way was responsible for turning me into
this Might Be Giants fan boy, when he was a triple three in
the 90s. I don't know what he's talking about.
It's code and it's all good John. Mayer's efforts
must be paying off because the latest episode of a hungry beast
is right up your alley. It's called Secrets and you can
download Then from here and he gave us a link. He's making
it Maynard Maynard is basically taking some of our formula. And
He's slipping it into mainstream media in Australia. He's getting
away with it because everyone's just oblivious completely. I
love the oblivious stream media that are all
completely, completely oblivious to what he's doing. He's you
know, he's got to watch it because he's gonna get too good
and he's gonna get canned. That's what he's gonna look out
for.
I listen to him. Well, because you play his clips all the time.
Yeah. It's like home man. This is like a little over the top,
don't you think?
No, I think he jumped the shark when he when he did. John C.
Dvorak is, is a sausage expert. Sausage expert. Nada Nader's
awesome we love it. That's, you know, we're going to Australia
just like Chelsea Lately. We got to do an Australia trip. We can
do it.
And there's others. Standalone on executive Borislav Marin off
shore Marin, Aliso Viejo, California since I'm a no agenda
night please consider this as an initial deposit for my kids
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Moni?
Why don't we hand out some karma? I love doing that? Yeah,
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Kaiser put my son back on the surgery schedule. Now he is very
happy kid turning six. Now there was the karma work PPS, I was
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Hopefully they get thrown out who by the time they become
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I found one. You got you got you got my input, right. Yeah. Did
you put it? Did you take my input or?
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Well, that wasn't a typo. That was that
will have to raise your phrasing error.
Now you had to out show instead of our show. Doesn't matter.
It's irrelevant. Good job. When
I was more interested in that you I said don't go Yeah, right.
Right. Right. I
said remember? Yeah. I said
don't forget, which is a if you're going to we talked about
this on the show. Instead of you know, you don't tell people a
negative because then they'll remember negative information so
they'd forget.
So I said, remember? And,
yeah, that's actually an error. I usually don't make but
yeah, it's your it's your cough medicine. Yeah. All right. All
right.
So we talked about to work. Yeah,
right. Back to the grunt back to the millstone. Let's talk about
these, these these jabroni journalists getting all sexually
excited about war.
Well, let's start with a couple of other ones that I have here,
which is let me get my head Schwartz Maddow, who was toppled
from Mad out mad, I was mad. I was interesting, because here's
what's interesting. If you listen, let's listen to Matt.
I'll clip that I want to I want to deconstruct something kind of
amusing about it that I think there's two of them on here.
Yeah. And let's see, what are they they're mad out.
I got monger and Maddow to
play longer than two. The difference
with Mr. Obama as President is that he appears to be walking
more of that walk, as well as talking that talk Mr. Obama not
making an Oval Office address to the nation. Mr. Obama repeatedly
stressing the limited nature of US involvement, promising there
will be no ground troops in Libya no matter what leaving the
overall question of an intervention until the UN
Security Council resolution could be passed on the subject
and then actually following the UN Security Council's decision,
the White House overtly acknowledging and making widely
known that it sees France and Britain and Arab countries as in
the lead here, the US waiting until there was a clear
international consensus before doing anything on our own.
I can just see him now. Okay, Rachel is re invited to the
White House Christmas party. Yes, you can come back so she's
all for this war. Yes. Way to get Hey,
Rachel. Let's kill some brown people
she's off for the war but I knew if you listen to the second clip
you finally get you finally figure out what it is. She may
be she's always been a war monger but she likes this style
oh this style over substance which she never did she ever
care about. No, she didn't like the way Bush did it. But it's
okay the way Obama does it. I mean it's just it's totally a
she she gives Obama style Oh, well, you know here is great if
you do it this way. I agree.
He kills people in style. It's much it's you know, he's got
style about it
doesn't bother announcing it. He just does it. He's good. He
helped dang in South America.
Yeah, listens to the UN. Yeah, he kowtows to the UN who I guess
are knew what to do. And he does it. Yeah. Awesome. Let's hear
what how Rachel feels about it.
We definitely declined to the opportunity to do that in a way
that US presidents usually do. President Obama taking all sorts
of criticism from the right over the past few days for not
canceling his trade visit to Latin America as a result of
this military action in Libya. And of course, the White House
knew that criticism would come. But their decision to go ahead
with the trip anyway to forego the chest thumping commander in
chief theater that usually goes with the start of a military
intervention of any kind. That in itself is a fascinating and
rather blunt demonstration of just how much this presidency is
not like that of George W. Bush. Oh my God.
Is that pathetic? Or what?
Yeah, you know, he's really so awesome, because, you know, he
just kills people. And then like, you know, chills,
he's much casual or chest. He just does it. And we know why he
wants to walk.
We know why he went to Rio where one of our producers had to
alert us to that. We totally blew that one. Of course for the
launch of the movie Rio, which came out
will be coming out real because there's no other reason for him
to go to Rio.
Except to promote them. We came out while he was in Rio. The
news is full of Rio. Boom, they've got the red carpet
premiere for Rio. And Angry Birds Rio came out.
Yeah, I mean, come on. Oh, incidence. I think
not hold on coincidence?
I think not. So. So meanwhile,
women so Rachel Maddow, shame on you. Shame on you. Yeah, he did.
He's not like bush where he gets a flight jacket on. And a helmet
and because you know, Obama can't fly. Like, No, he just
coolly. Chills go hang out. play some soccer. We're
chillin while killing and
violin. The title of the show. Chillin walk killing a man. I'm
just chilling while I'm killing. It's disgusting. This by the
way. It's disgusting.
It's totally disgusting. So we have one more warmonger edge
Schwartz, the edge show. This guy's all over everybody who
keep coming. He not only does the same thing and gives him
style points. But he actually comes out and says this is a
great idea.
Here we go not doing it the way they would want to do it.
President Obama has decided on a more focused, realistic
approach. He's trying to give the rebels those who want
democracy a fighting chance at just that in trying to stop
Qaddafi. This is the human thing to do from slaughtering his own
people slaughtering. Now, aside from all the reasons for this
mission, you will never convince me that Qaddafi didn't have a
hand in the Lockerbie bombing. Never convinced me that Qaddafi
hasn't supplied resources to terrorists. Given the fact
Americans died on that 747 over Lockerbie. I'm all for this
mission.
Hey, Ed, why don't we open up that investigation, buddy? Why
don't we take a look at the suitcases of cocaine and the
CIA's involvement? Hmm, why don't we do that? Edie reopened
that? Hey, mister. Yeah,
there's two journalists, Schwartz and O'Reilly are on
exact same page on this because O'Reilly keeps bringing up this
20 How old one was Lockerbie 1988 was 28 Nine to 23 years ago
Hey if there was if you want a problem with Qaddafi wants you
to do something in kind of the timeframe instead of rushing you
know at the last minute
why don't you go in and bomb England when they let the so
called guy behind the whole thing go Scotland I believe
Yeah, well, what that's better probably easier to bomb
Scotland.
So the point is bull these guys are like
horrible people. Like No they aren't they are horrible. P So
So of course this is all wag the dog. This whole thing is
scripted and set up and I heard this amazing report. Because you
know, we've got to have footage right so we the only footage
I've seen so far is of a plane. Well, I think the guy's lighter
blew up well, it was lightened up his joint and the things
falls out of the sky. And that's the only thing I've seen no
bombing raids, nothing
stupid playing we talked about last week. The apps they have
no footage. They have no footage of all of this slaughter this
this holocaust According to George McCain, so they gotta
like use file footage but how do you get around
it all B roll
well listen to this. So they're they're showing the Libyan army
shooting like massive like, you know rockets at something and
it's just it's easy to see a row of tank shooting stuff. So how
do they get away with with saying that saying that it's a
bet it's B roll. And by the way, listen for the for the shill
name in here as well.
Both sides are talking tough a rebel spokesperson told me or I
should say a spokesperson for the new transitional government
told me quote we have the resolve the motto is we win or
we die and he says they will not surrender to Qaddafi. Clearly
the battles are continuing in our West him his Rada civilian
population continuing to get pounded there. We're told that
there are coalition airstrikes now to try and take out your
dafis tanks and military might in that western town and then
south of us and our job, yes, strategic location about 90
miles below Benghazi. That's where Gaddafi forces have
created the eastern front line. And that's where rebel soldiers
continued to engage those forces and are being beaten back we
heard of several killed and wounded yesterday and again, the
day before that local selves they can't go home when they try
to get back in they have to leave very quickly because
Qaddafi's forces are in controlled by Java. And you
mentioned that cell phone video we got that from a local
resident who told us that it would came from the phone of a
Gadhafi soldier who dropped it
so they're showing this footage of of these tanks shooting at
something and the way they get away with lying about where the
footage comes from is some dude picked it up because it Gadhafi
fighter dropped his cell phone and he had taken pictures of
that with it. What a crock That is unbelievable not not now
listen. And of course, this whole report is filled with you
know, we spoke to sources, you know, people some guy some dude,
they're not saying who but then the name prop crops up John
here.
And they found it and showed us a video of that rocket attack.
Pretty dramatic stuff. We should also mention that the
transitional government now has a new temporary leader. His name
is Mark mood. Jabril. Oh, Mike MoodGYM.
John, do you remember machmood Jabril?
What transitional government?
This is the one that has a website.
This is no no.
Yeah. Jabril is the guy that studied in Philly. He's now the
leader of the transitional government with a website
According to George McCain.
is unbelievable people is I can't watch anymore. I just go.
Okay, well, I have enough clips then that you definitely need to
listen to now. This clip was dropped myself. After warmonger.
Mad Cow. She I don't know what she expected from this guy. But
this is this is one of the best foreign correspondents I've
always liked his reports because they're extremely honest. And
they never play him on the network and they keep them off
the air. Actually, Richard Engel, from NBC News,
Richard, what kind of impact is the Western intervention having
on Qaddafi's forces, the strategy at least the declared
strategy is essentially to make things safe enough for the
rebels that they can win on their own. Do you see anything
like that happening?
That's gonna be a tough one. These rebels are they're divided
into two groups. They're the volunteers and these rebels have
really no military experience, very little sophistication, very
little education, a lot of bravado. But when the actual
fighting happens, most of them run away. We were with rebels
today who didn't know how to lower their weapons. They were
dropping rounds of ammunition on the ground. A lot of them are
fighting for weird conspiracy theories. I would say one in
five of the rebels told me today that they're fighting because
they think Qaddafi is Jewish. So they're not the same. They do
not have the same ideals that a lot of Americans probably think
they do have. The other group of the rebels is people units that
have defected from Qaddafi's army. And if we're waiting for
these, these defected units to go and suddenly stormed the
frontlines, I think we may have to be waiting a little bit
longer. I went looking for one of the top commanders here in
Tilburg, actually V top commander in Tobruk and we went
to the military base and we knocked on the door. He decided
to take the day off. And I was shocked at that. You would think
if the US military had just joined your revolution, after
two plus days, that this wouldn't be the app time to go
home and spend some time with the family.
Qaddafi is Jewish.
That's this is the I mean, this report again, this is after
warmonger mad owl goes on with Iran, right comes out. And this
is no one has this has been dropped, you might you'll never
going to hear that clip ever again or is even getting it's
never even going to be discussed.
So I have I have I think the clip of the week regarding this
because of this whole thing, of course is scripted. Most of
these jabroni journalists, the J J's they can't they came a point
to Libya on a map. You know, they're just sitting there just
reading off the teleprompter. And this guy on Global News, I'm
not quite sure what it is. He comes back from a piece. And I
think something's wrong with the teleprompter. And he tries to
you know, because look, if you or I were there, John, you know,
we would just ignore the teleprompter and just try and
get out of it. But at least we'd be speaking English. Now listen,
listen, this guy fails at getting out of the teleprompter
problem get that view from Kevin civilian. So if it takes to get
on forces, there's going to be a ground forces,
meaning it may have only just begun. Mark McAllister global
news. Now, Defense Minister McCain McLeod did confirm today
that more than 5418 fighter jets are spending about as much as 20
and ready to assist the 600 100 deployed over the amount needed
now depend on how the Nolan re emerges are and while the
university or the UN mission as whole received support from all
potteries in the pews of the gardens. Tough today. Excuse me.
I'll hand it back to you. Thank you, Mark McAllister from Japan
tonight. What a university
do I George Mackay McLeod McLeod in SAM McLeod.
I got a pathetic week
I got a little bit of that. That's a funny confirm
today that more than 5418 fighter jets are spending about
as much as 20 and ready to assist.
I don't have the clip handy, but this is like that South Carolina
Junior Miss. gave that stupid answer. That's all over the
internet, right? You gotta give me you got to send me that clip.
I gotta mash it up with that woman.
That's funny. It's so it's so funny. It's just like throwing
random words. University of Georgia McLeod. Yeah, that's
That's your news. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to your news.
No wonder people like to support this show. We're actually doing
something for you.
Well, we're not buying into the we don't have a script. It's no
agenda ladies and gentlemen. Yeah,
we don't have That's right. There's no script, that's for
sure. Oh, my goodness. It's good though. Because I get to laugh.
I feel so good. Sometimes I laugh at the news. Well, some
well it's not just at the news it's at the world. Well, it's
Yeah, yeah,
it's a bit so I've just to beat this up some more. Yeah, please.
I don't know. I got like we can play this short. I got a short
clip of Anderson Cooper talking about how the Arab League is so
handsome is bailing out. Yeah. Which is kind of funny. I mean,
it's a kind of a humorous clip.
What is the Arab League let's just talk about that for
just a bunch of a bunch of the biggest moguls the these
despots, a bunch of despots in the Middle East who who call the
shots. Let me
before we go to your Anderson clip, and by the way, he's a
he's a handsome fellow.
He's a good looking guy. He's
a good looking man. George Galloway, from Gitmo nation East
was on the evening news now, not the BBC. Unfortunately, they'll
never let him on anymore. But on Sky News, which I think a lot of
people watch, he's a politician, but he's kind of a weird one.
Because he also before the elections, like five Nope, he
was running for something like five years ago, he went on
Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. He was in the Big Brother house.
And that kind of tends to mess up the credibility a little bit,
I would think the public, but he laid it down then particularly
about the Arab League and listen to the reporter. She's like,
what, what, what, what? She's completely confused. She doesn't
understand that, that anyone would say that, you know, we
can't we have to go after Gaddafi. Because you know, he's,
he's massacring people is the Holocaust,
to stop a humanitarian crisis from unfolding. Do you agree
with him? Well, it's the double standards that get me. There's
more people being gunned down innocent protesters in Yemen,
for example, and no one would dream of invading or imposing a
no fly zone or On Yemen because Yemen doesn't have oil. It's so
transparently an attempt to protect British companies and
other Western companies massive investments in Libya, that it is
discredited in the Arab world. I saw your package saying there
are Arab representatives at this meeting. Who are these Arab
representatives? They can't even name themselves or the countries
that they come from.
Lee came out
solution, but the Arab League is a collection of dictatorships.
So we shouldn't be dealing with our nations. Don't pray them in
aid of an operation that's supposed to be standing up for
human rights and democracy. The Arab League, without exception
is a collection of puppet presidents, corrupt kings, every
one of them a dictator, every one of them no currently
shooting their own people who are demonstrating for what
That's
right. So what's the alternative? Do we stand by and
watch? We are standing by people but we
are standing by watching to attack we're standing by
watching the Yemen President killing his people. We're
standing by watching the Baron King killing his people. So
what's the difference between them and Libya? Everyone
watching this knows the difference is a dirty little
three letter word.
What could that three letter word be John?
Oh, let me think three letter word bats
cold oil. So let's not pretend that Jesus 2% of the world's oil
that's my favorite Libya only produces 2% of the world's oil.
Do you know how much that is? dingbat? What a ditz 2% Do you
know how much that is? But anyway he goes on to talk about
the 55 0 billion pounds
not to mention the fact that they have so many reserves it's
ridiculous Yeah. And these these people that are doing these
sorts of interviews day their their date there is on educated
as apparently the rebels are in Libya actors.
They're hot looking babes who just read teleprompter or in
that guy's case, not the actors there Oh, you know yesterday, I
had the MS here at the studio. The irony
is I want to get a bit part in a movie.
Do you know the MS. You know the MS is? Now who is the MS. The MS
is the reigning WWE ie champion. So not these guys that your
sub ledgers channel surfing enough to know that little
factoid?
No, I don't. But I know because these guys love the big app show
and they love to have their champions whenever there's a
WrestleMania come by the show. So not this guy was on MTV real
world in 2001. And I have to say he worked and he wasn't every
single reality show. But here's the cool thing. He comes into
the house. It's like hey, man, I
was over your house
yet. Studio. House quote studio. Yeah. Ms. The MS. Yeah. Oh,
dude, I'm getting Jenny McCarthy's comments, all kinds
of all kinds of cool people. Anyway, just hot babes. That's
all I want. So I'm working on the hot babes guy. He's a good
looking guy. But he comes in, he's like, and immediately he's
like, Hey, man, you just, you do really did a cool thing. This is
pretty awesome. You know how you've gotten to this point.
This is before we start the interview. He's like, Yeah, you
know, these guys are the WWE, they're so cool. And they give
me a couple of books to read. And they really helped me form
my image. And he's talking about how he created this whole
character. It's like completely acting and then he got no that's
been that way when the who I know and everybody knows it but
it's just so funny that you know we'd like the WWE rep standing
right there. He's just saying all the stuff you know, like
Yeah, you know, and I really liked the peacocking thing is
good and you know, my clothes are really important. And this
is the guy who'd like to be the bad hat and the WWE the bad guy.
Yeah, he's telling you all this stuff hilarious. So that's the
the media force by the way, that's bigger than all news
business put together that whole WWE business. No, yeah, those
guys make some money. Yeah, well, that guy
Vince McMahon is something of a genius. I mean, he almost got
his daughter to win that Senate seat or whatever it was back
right?
Oh, I remember that. Now. That guy is absolutely a genius.
Yeah, that's perfect. Perfect. Huh
marketing genius as a matter of fact, okay, so let's go back
okay. We're going to try to get rid of these clips that here's
this is a short one. Anderson Cooper one we can we can skip
really
because he's so cute. Alright, we'll play it. Just wanted to
check
that it is US policy, that Gadhafi needs to go
on to talk about mixed signals. There's also the Arab League 22
countries in the Middle East North Africa, which supported
the UN resolution authorizing force. Then over the weekend he
did a 180 Arab League Secretary General Omer Musa saying his
member countries wanted to see quote, civilians protect
civilians protection, not shelling more civilians.
Think you should throw civilians. So there's no
reporting on how like China and Russia have denounced all of
this. Oh, yeah, they denounced it. They told but there's no
reporting on it. Why bother China and Russia? And obviously
because that's why the whole problem started in the first
place is Qaddafi was doing business with China and Russia.
Yeah, they were horning in on our business and our deals
Exactly. Hey, you can do and Hillary Clinton, Hillary
Clinton, I, we're gonna have to get all these out of the way. So
she so when, when, when the caca is hitting the fan. You of
course want to go to the most compromised news service in the
United States of Gitmo nation, which is ABC News. And the
reason why is because the new president of ABC News, his
sister is special adviser to President Obama, so they're all
like hanging out there chillin while killing. And Hillary
Clinton goes on there with Diane Sawyer, who is I'm convinced is
a presidential MK Ultra model. And she's got a chip. And it's
hard to it's hard to actually hear the insincerity and the
fakery that's on her face while while Hillary Clinton is talking
but you will hear her say things in this that I just want to kill
the woman. And I shouldn't say that because that could get me
in trouble. I just want to poop on her.
You want to do the right terminology? You want to slap
her
clapper? Thank you slap but that also could be deemed as
dangerous. Now too bad
helicopters could cover a
headline tonight. Are there signs that Colonel Muammar
Qaddafi and those close to him may be trying to find an exit
even though Qaddafi appeared on television promising to win?
Also, as ABC News has reported on Good Morning, America, Libyan
diplomat say at least one of Qaddafi sons may now have been
killed.
Yeah, this is another thing that's been out there, like one
of his and by the way, same script as Saddam Hussein.
Yeah. And then there's something bogus about it. Because as we
discussed in the show, when this first started this, this little
event began a couple of weeks ago. The suns except for the
Israel guy, the guy who's always you know, yelling and screaming
at people with the bald headed guy. Yeah. They all took off to
Venezuela. I think that's pretty well documented. Yeah, no, but
but let's be vague about it. And let's let the Hillary talk to
you. I
heard this vagary myself
would be in pilot on a kamikaze mission. I'm
a comic that was the guy who's playing for a lot of the sky.
That was the only ones that come a kamikaze mission. Yeah. Didn't
you know that
if we define this guy crashing into the ground straight up
as a kamikaze mission? Exactly.
So what Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told us today
about Qaddafi and the report about his sons. There is a
report that
report report. Oh, we got to deconstruct this whole thing.
Every port
report off his sons, at least one but maybe two have been
killed. Can you confirm this?
Well, I can't confirm it, but we've heard it and we've heard a
lot
lately. Yeah, we hear a lot we know a lot. We hear a lot.
Well, we hear it from many different sources sources and i
That's why I can't confirm it. I can't give any confirmation.
That was BS. You know, the evidence is not sufficient. But
we've heard that we've heard about other people close to him.
Reaching out to people that they know. Hello, here I am. Hello,
Hillary. Hillary. I am someone closer because you want to get
out you want to get out and wander around the world Africa,
the Middle East, Europe, Belgium, North America.
Europe, people in Europe, Colin Hillary. Hello, Hillary. Hello.
When you come shopping to Paris, I have some important
information for you. Very new shoes.
I have new shoes. We have no Manolo Blahniks for you Hillary
you're saying what do we do? Listen to
what people around the world calling Hillary going What do we
do what do we do
this and i That's why I can't confirm it. I can't give any
confirmation because the you know, the evidence is not
sufficient. But we've heard that we've heard about other people
close to him reaching out to people that they know around the
world Africa the Middle East Europe, North
this even on the air she's saying nothing
because it's it she's she gets horny and by being on TV. I
don't know. No. Look, I think Diane's in Paris with her. I
mean, why don't know where else This interview was done. And
like Diane, we have to do something we have to you know,
we have to make it look like we're doing something over here
before we go to pay for this trip. Yeah, before we go CPR to
have our hair done,
you gotta do some business. Are we not going to get be able to
write this off.
Why don't you ask me some questions and I'll just go on
beyond saying what do we do? How do we get out of this? What
happens next to him? Do you know where he is? Well, I'm not aware
that he personally is reached out but I do know that people
allegedly on his behalf
allegedly on his people, allegedly about
a lawsuit she allegedly
she well see she doesn't want to be caught later by the Adam and
John show where we say hey, man, well you said that so I said
allegedly,
allegedly have been reaching out. So that's why I say this is
a very dynamic situates dynamic.
Shouldn't Are you indicating that there's some
by the way, this whole thing is chopped a bit you can hear it in
the audio
close to him on his behalf reaching out to say how do we
get out?
Here's where she smiles. How does
he get out? This is what we hear from so many sources. Diane, it
is a constant today. Today, yesterday, the day before,
every single day, every day, my phone is just on fire. I cannot
tell you every day that calling saying Qaddafi wants out I know
I know some of it.
I'll be very, you know, I said my
honest say on, she wants to say honest, but she can't. So some
of it I'll be very
personal opinion. Some of it is theater. A lot of it is just the
way he behaves. It's somewhat unpredictable. He's crazy. Some
of it, we think is exploring, you know, what are my options?
Where could I go? What could I do and we would encourage that?
We the royal Clintons we would encourage that we think is very
good. You gave me a link for the show notes about Clinton and
rice.
Yeah, that woman rice, that's the UN ambassador and this other
woman. Powell powers.
Yeah. Powell who
is married to Cass Sunstein from that
Sundstrom. All right, Sunstein sunstroke cast Sundstrom Yeah
Oh, that's right. No the power Oh, of course she's the PR woman
she's the she's right who was working for the Obama campaign
and Hillary a monster right? They got fired but then she's
now she's big buddies with Hillary she's a horse she seems
to be just a horrible person.
Well, maybe that was a setup maybe that whole thing was a
setup.
I was thinking the same thing I was thinking that that article
that ran in The Daily Beast which is which we have a link to
in the show notes, I read it and it blames Hillary power and and
rice the woman from the UN American Ambassador to the UN
for the whole thing as like I think it's an it's a way to just
to blame them in case this thing falls apart because this this
whole deal is falling apart. It is the orchestrated by somebody
else and they need to blame the women and who were all for it. I
mean, it's not like they're blameless but the point is, is
that they're probably not really behind it because you know, I
mean, that's why you know, Obama took off now yeah,
I gotta go to be chillin while we be killing
he's gonna be chilling about killing so he so but the thing
that that got me and I ended up spending way too much time on
this, which is the fact that the the event, Obama's attack began
on 319 which is the exact same day as the war no rush.
Did Iraq the exact same day. Well, these elitist they love
numbers they love you know,
and so I'm trying to figure out what is this relating to now I
ran into a number of possibilities. I'm just going to
mention them casually one, I figured it might be some
biblical reference. And there is a good one, Genesis 319. I'll
read it from the New International Version. Oh, by
this point, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on. Let me give you a little biblical
music. Go ahead.
By the sweat of your brow, you will eat your food until you
return to the ground. Since from it, you were taken For dust you
are and to dust you will return. Wow. So that's
nothing but dust. So we got to look out for the dust mean, so
it wasn't dust mean somewhere.
So then I looked at for dates and find is there any other 319
days that are interesting, and I went through my I've looked at
every possible timeline I could find there's a couple of
interesting things in 1687 on 319 The French explorer LaSalle
was murdered by his own men. The death of William the third and
the rise of an Stuart in 1702. I don't think that was in Boston
was incorporated. 1822 I think your stretch US Senate ratifies
the Cuban treaty gaining naval bases in Gitmo on 319 1903. And
by the way, I think that's the date. Wow. Because Gitmo was
founded on the same day as the Iraq War began as this war
began, and I'm calling it a war and let's be honest about it.
And talking about future well, you know, the Americans never
used to be that much into this Just kind of a crazy you know,
he tried to stay out as Jefferson said stay out of these
these crazy situations. Meanwhile, on this exact same
day in 1924 US troops are rich rush to to Galka goop goop ah to
Gucci kalpa, sorry, as rebel forces take the Honduran
capitol. So we got involved in in 1924. And this exact same
date and some sort of a crazy military action. All I know is
it's it seems that they rushed to hit this date on the money.
Right? It was like, Hey, man, Hurry up with that, or hey,
right, that resolution already? Yeah. So they wrote that 1970
resolution is like, Hey, man, you know, we kind of hit the 319
or the 319. Or maybe we got hit the three, one Niner. It's a
little off the wall and then and then once you do in that, then
you can go chill. It would be good. Hey, I get let's just can
we switch gears for a second? Because I'm kind of I'm kind of
shift gears? I think so shadow.
Do you remember? Jamie Gorlick.
The name rings a bell.
She left the Clinton Justice Department in 1997. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Go work for Fannie Mae.
Right, right. We talked about, yeah, she's one
of those puppets. Now. She was paid $26 million in salary and
bonuses and a guy or a girl. Yeah. Well, looking at the
picture. It's questionable. But I'd say because lipstick it's a
Clinton. It's a woman. Yeah. Oh, it's not it's nothing he would
do. Let's put it that way. Right. So she was the chairman
of Fannie Mae, of course, largely responsible for you
know, for messing it all up. Guess what? She's seriously
being considered as the new person to run the FBI.
No, no, no. The FBI.
And she looks like a Lucy.
Oh, Jesus ideas. This is
probably Lucy's idea. I don't know. I don't know. She's, you
know, she's got to see the best way when someone is is about to
get you know, screwed because they've messed it up. And
they've this has been horrible people. The best thing is to put
them in a high position. That seems to be that seems to be the
best way to do it. Oh, man.
That's a bad thing. No, it's really
bad. It's really not It's not official, of course.
Well, the fact that it's even coming up in the conversation is
pathetic.
Yeah, yeah. No, apparently this is a this is a she's on the
shortlist. That'd be cool. It'd be cool to watch that. I don't
think so. There's a couple other things that that didn't hit the
mainstream there was one report that just blew me away and we've
talked about this many times and this comes in on the heels of
this announcement which I guess it hit the it hit the tape on
was it Sunday when AT and T announced it was going to buy a
T Mobile which of course you know, everyone's rooting around
and you know, turns out that 18 t actually has the biggest
lobbying group in in all of Washington so you know that this
is just going to happen right it's
a shoot we wrote a column telling people to write their
congressman this would be a pathetic loss of competition
it's it's a company buying out you know, another competitor I
mean, everything about antitrust and we have Democrats in office
everything about antitrust has got written all over at large
and I hate that company. Well,
you're gonna hate it even more eff well I'm not a huge fan of
for my own personal reasons but they've got a whistleblower a
former AT and T technician Mark Klein, they've got the evidence
I've got a PDF online everything in the show notes notes under
show.com Showing that AT and T know that 611 Folsom Street in
San Francisco that big building with no windows we talk
about all the time Yeah, the CIA building right? They actually
NSA thing right? So they
have a fiber optic splitter so they literally they're not they
don't have like stuff installed. No, they just have like a big
splitter on the fiber optic for everything that flows to the
building and just going right off to the NSA.
Well, why would they bother doing it? Why don't they just
put it in there because the building is designed for some
sort of it looks like it looks like it could take a nuke they'd
mind all the windows are blacked out with with Brenda
but I guess what what this proves is that they don't just
have like Echelon or something you know in Iraq they're in you
know in a well that's
probably the virus probably split off to take to well it may
have you know, their cabinets on the whole thing is split off
with this descend to MI six because they're the ones who can
analyze Americans legally.
Oh, good point. Well, we don't have any information well,
anyway,
it would be that would make up for the fact that it's not at
the at the facility. You cut you split it so no, no, no. It's
at the facility.
No I'm saying that's why the computers that do the analysis
Oh, right. Yeah,
you split split it off, you send it to MI six who can do it
legally? And actually, that makes sense because one of these
experts that they have who analyzed this says, This isn't a
wiretap, it's a country tap. Perfect. So just add a T Mobile
to the mix. Beautiful. It's
basically Deutsche Telekom to I mean, that's where they stem
from, if I'm not mistaken originally,
although I will say the DoIT the Gitmo nation Deutschland, not
really participating here. They pulled all of their stuff out.
They pulled all of their they're not participating in the in the
Arab Spring. And I think they tried to kill Merkel.
Did you hear about this? No, tell me,
she. So she had to go to a, an event right on the Swiss border,
while shooting and 200 miles into its journey that both
engines quit. And now I know a lot about the helicopters,
because I fly them. And this is a super Puma, which I have flown
actually once and I've flown in them. But I've actually been at
the stick before. It's a twin engine. So first of all, to have
both engines go out highly unlikely. Now, of course, the
reporting is so crappy, but you know, so they go into auto
rotation, which is what you do. And you can land you know, you
get one shot at it. But they were I'm sure that if the
terrain was okay, they would have landed no problem. And they
were able to restart the engines on the way down from 5000 feet,
you got about a minute, something like that. And so
they're able to restart the engines. And Merkel then wound
up taking a car the rest of the way. But I'm thinking EMP
because it is so unlikely that you have both engines quit and
then you're able to restart at a lower altitude. And it's pretty
peculiar.
I think it's a
Why would anybody be out to get Merkel? I mean, what has she
done resend me. I know she's been well, no
Deutschland is pulled out of the whole thing. They've pulled
their tanks back. They pulled their planes back everything
they pulled back. They're not in it for some reason. And I think
I think it's because Russia probably said, Hey, and Angola,
you still want your oil and your gas. And when you shall stop.
That could be the Russians have pretty much locked down that
part of the world with without having to do any military thing.
They just they have hooked on their oil.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, Russia controls Europe now. With their
gas and everything now that they took out all the Polish
government they got that pipeline running right past
Poland, which Poland didn't want this. It's a long term plan. But
these guys do execute. And yeah, well,
they've always thought, you know, you have to remember the
Communist Party from the get go. And, you know, and they from the
late 1990s 17, on to the through the 20s would specialize in long
term planning. So they think in the even though they were they
were wrong and wrong and wrong and wrong and wrong, because you
can't plan your economy necessarily. But you get into
that mindset of thinking in some sort of different dimension
where you're thinking long term, you come up with some schemes.
I love the chat room. Oh, water in the fuel is more likely. Hey,
douchebags. I'm a pilot. Okay, give me a break water in the
fuel.
So you see this way with the chat room? Yeah.
Well, let me let me just hook into what you just said about
the long term thing. The term Arab Spring, is actually first
prop cropped up in 2005. George W. Bush was talking about the
Arab Spring. And there's some evidence that this is actually
part of P neck, the Project for a New American Century, which is
also credited with planning the 911 attack. It's very
interesting if you I mean, these are just articles you should
read and take them for what they are. And they're in the
shownotes under the Arab Spring heading, yeah,
Project Project for a New American Century. I've read
their material over and over again, it's quite interesting.
Well, a lot of what they what they write about kind of comes
true.
Yeah, yes, because they executed they actually do it. I got maybe
one more thing I want to do on my 316 390 Sure. I'm sorry. 399.
I keep coming with 316. Let me find it. This is the this is the
long shot thing that I just And again, it's just something I
want people to go download a copy and look at it. And this
was this is very rarely associated. But in 319, Jimmy
Dorsey and his orchestra recorded one of their biggest
music The cool successes that became one of Decca Records all
time greats green eyes, which you can listen to if you wanted
to go to YouTube. So I'm thinking green eyes 1941 On the
same day, what is does that refer to anything? And I was
thinking, well maybe could if he's got green eyes. And it's
possible that he does. I couldn't find out but I think
his dad did for sure. But Qaddafi did a book called The
Green Book. realize there's amazing long shot to find this.
You can download a string comes in three parts. It is a, it is a
vision of the future with all kinds of weird information. It's
been ridiculed to death. But if you actually look at it and
start reading it, it's very interesting. It's a very
interesting tome. It's, it's, you know, it's not on the on the
League of the stuff that Ho Chi Minh did, but it's one of those
kind of quasi political screeds that is really well worth
reading, at least as far as I'm concerned. And you can download
it, is it?
But is it on the Kindle
blog? We're gonna have to put it on again.
Here's here's green eyes with Tommy Dorsey.
Who were in my long
socks. Give me just songs from the 40s Justin Bieber any day.
So anyway, so that's just a little little kind of a weird
stretch.
It's a stretch, but I will I will do I'll read. I'll read his
green book. Yeah, that's I mean, sounds like something we should
check out. I agree with that.
Now, before we leave the topic, because you're talking about the
airplane crapping out,
yeah. Air helicopter.
I haven't asked Adam.
Oh, my goodness. I was unprepared. Hold on. Let's let's
get a let's get a new one here. What do we have? Let's try this
one.
Okay, this is another report in airline incident. You have to
ask Adam don't want just ask Adam was okay. And it is your
buddy Diane Sawyer again. makes a comment. makes a comment at
the end and I have to ask you about this. Play the clip
for more than 20 harrowing minutes the tower at Reagan
National Airport. ominously quiet. At 1210 A ominous an
American Airlines flight 1900 from Dallas could not reach the
tower after being handed over from regional controllers. The
pilot executed a go round following routine aviation
procedure. Failing to raise the tower on the second approach the
pilot treated the airport as if it were uncontrolled and landed
15 minutes later a United Flight was also unable to contact
anyone in the Reagan tower
tower is apparently unmanned called on the phone nobody's
nobody's answer it so that the aircraft went in
control airport before though,
both flights Did you say it's happened before though.
This happened before landed safely.
There was just one controller on duty at that hour. The NTSB now
investigating whether when he he was asleep away from his dad
score. There was some communication issue with the
tower, whatever they find out and they aren't going to be
reviewing those staffing levels for this airport. That's just
two and a half miles from the White House.
Gym. It must have been a nail biting time for those nail
biter.
Okay, here's the guy hammer. Biden. Yeah, the ask Adam
question. Of course. Apparently, one plane landed in 15 minutes
later, another plane landed within on an uncontrolled basis.
Question number one, there's two questions. Question number one.
If you're in this situation, is it nail biting time? Is it a
nail biting moment? No. Do I just answer the question? No,
let me So what's happening here is the word uncontrolled, is
being misrepresented. So it is just a regular aviation term it
controlled field or an uncontrolled field 99% of all
fields in the United States are uncontrolled. The way you do it
is it's called Unicom and everyone can hear you on the
frequency. And you just you call it you say alright, I'm
downwind. I'm coming around and we're gonna land on this runway
and keep a lookout for me. And it's very it's a very normal
procedure. I believe I hadn't actually looked this up. I'm
looking at Reagan National Airport that I don't think this
place is staffed before 7am as is that there's no one on on
staff. So they may have been early. You know, maybe the guy
was taking a poop. It happens yeah, there's only one guy
there's only one guy to take a poop and then it's like you and
the I even heard the we should talk
called the poop police. Oh,
we had a poop police jingle somewhere. Oh my goodness. I
can't But where did i How can I how can I not have that in my
box here? I feel really stupid now. I gotta look that one. Oh,
here it is. Active Dookie police SBU special Cooper's unit
who do you call? Or who do you call when you can't when the
airport is uncontrolled?
It so So Diane Sawyer nail biting, biting the dry roller
I hear the guy even saying like this happened before. Yeah, the
guy had to go poop. If you only got one guy and he's got it
now well there's gonna be a massive investigation about this
poop. Now question number two is if this way,
you can't just fire off a question number two without the
me go when John C two 4x Got a burning question. What should we
ask?
Okay, so the question number two is if there's two miles from the
White House and this is a big nail biting moment, where's
Homeland Security in the matter? Yeah. Well, duh, all the money
we're spending on Homeland Security is a biggest police
force in the bigger than our military. And we were where are
they did should they be involved? Maybe this is a
question if he manning the tower. I mean, what's the deal?
Well, there's only one person to ask. Lucy
Yeah, we don't have her we don't have an ask Lucy segment. No, we
have this detective Dookie. Police SBU special Cooper's unit
looks like we have a pooper on our hands. John. We got a pooper
on our hands two miles from the White House. This is bad. We got
to go into tech Dookie.
So anyway, so that's my one I have a second ask Adam quiz if
you if you want to do that now or you want to go through the
quiz. Let's do the quiz. Oh, we could say that for after the
No no, no, no, let's I think but but but but
play the ask Adam. Leave another Ask. Yeah.
Okay. All right.
And the way I played this question right off the bat
No, no play the ask yet. I just did I didn't hear it Oh, that's
a terrible idea. Go race that one. Okay, here we go. So you
know, and I know it being in the media in some way shape or form
at all most of our lives. That advertisements are usually on
shows that are you know, they're kind of customize if you will
watch the evening news for example. There's nothing but
drug ads. Yeah, because old people who are sick watch that.
And they by the way, I they say oh, we're trying to get to a
younger demo, which is referring to the Democrats. I say no,
they're not they want to keep the kids they got a locked in
audience of old farts that need drugs and the drug ads or they
get the ones they're selling so they're they're never gonna go
for younger demo. They don't want to because they got this
thing. So you can always kind of deconstruct you can kind of
reverse engineer what kind of audience is is watching the show
based on the ads so if you're watching a show that's got a
bunch of you know children's ads shows for kids and you're
watching it you know, maybe you're you know should rethink
what you're watching makes total sauce. So now right so I'm gonna
play part of an ad. This is asked Adams quiz. You have to
guess the show. Okay.
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it means a UB you better be careful because of those crummy
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Yeah, bananas are more dangerous than the crummy scanners. Right?
Because bananas have all this radiation. By the way. I want to
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go through your creepy scanner.
I think Americans we start everybody starts doing this I
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I'm but I'm so proud of her.
Good work. Yeah, I'm
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really need to help you know, just compare us go ahead. I dare
dare to compare. Dare to compare if you get more information from
this show than from your cable news service from your radio
service. And I was even listen to NPR the other day the
national treasure
and I can't get anything from those guys. They don't do
anything interesting.
Well, it was actually it was an interesting report about how
Dutch farmers had been recruited to come and start in Iowa Now
they're all bankrupt. And it was it was an interesting report.
And I'm listening to this and then they're like, well, we'll
be right back. I'm like, what when you'll be right back, and
then they break what Yes. Oh, yeah. They break they play some
music. They pray. Thank you, darling. They play a PA strobe
awful. They play a PSA. And then they do another sponsorship
message they break for commercials now.
Wow. That's terrible. Yeah. Because they can blame it on the
government for not giving him enough billions of dollars.
Well, stroke awful. Awful.
Is that what you're eating? Yeah.
You always throw buffaloes.
But I think it's like a bear claw, isn't it? No,
not even close. They don't exist here.
What is it tell? Explain it.
It's like a small. Let's see. It's about one to about four
inches in diameter. It's a waffle. But in the middle is a
molasses. Nia kind of like molasses pressed into it. And
it's a cookie. But it's they call it a stroke bar for like a
syrup. waffle. But it's not really a waffle. It's a cookie
with kind of thick molasses. It's Dutch. You can't get it
anywhere. But Dutch land.
Where'd you get it done?
Well, we have people coming back and forth. And what do you think
I my kid like don't go through the scanner and bring some
stroke bottles. Dammit.
I'm surprised you let it through. This looks like a bomb.
No kidding. Iran says they built a flying saucer.
Yeah. Good. It's about time somebody did. Yeah. It's
what's called the Zoho. And
is this a joke? Isn't that the name of the guy in the movie
that Adam Sandler.
That's a good movie. Don't mess with Zoho or whatever it is. No,
it's the Zoho the first news agency which of course is
partially funded by the government. So they build a
flying saucer and they have a picture of it. And it's equipped
with the autopilot GPS it's not huge, but it's a flying so it's
kind of like their version of a of a drone. Except skin
pounded with rain here. It's ridiculous.
By the way, there's this guy. This is a human resource and get
my nation low lands. And he's a ham operator. Hey, yeah.
Exactly. And he has been tweeting all of the stuff he's
picking up in the Libya conflict. And it's really you
should really follow this guy. It's really interesting.
Cuz Of course now what's, what's his name on Twitter.
Let me find it for you. Of course, Gitmo nation. lowlands
has now also jumped in, they're sending over a couple of f6
teens and we're sending the chips over and you know, we're
gonna, we're all gonna participate. We're all helping
out with the Arab Spring. It's very, very important that we be
a part of that. But he's also they also have Global Hawks
flying around. So he's picking that stuff up and a lot of this.
I mean, it's not like top secret information, necessarily. No,
it's
guy. It says ham gossip. Yeah.
It's actually this thing is called Odyssey. Don, we haven't
even talked about how stupid that is.
Yeah, you know, you're right. Every time I see us, oh, you
know, we've never discussed this on the show. What a dumb name.
You know, and everybody has a joke for it. So you know, we
watch all the comics. One of them says it sounds like a
stripper that my wife said it sounds like a stripper. I think
Jon Stewart said it sounds like a cruise line and and the
Russian cruise line. And it's it that what what is the point of
it? Well, I'll tell you. I'm glad somebody did some work. Of
course, Jack
Schroeder, our producer from Gitmo nation great white north.
He says all right. Dictionary about a very simple Odyssey a
long wandering and eventful journey. Dawn an opening time
period so of course the dawn refers to spring and Odyssey
means is going to take a long time bitches
so play the permit clip.
Take the All right I'll play the permit clip. Where's my mouse
go?
Oh, where's my mouse you probably ate in that colossal?
Colossal Operation Odyssey Dawn we
emphasize that we anticipate this transition to take place in
a matter of days and not a matter of weeks.
I think Stewart said it was a yes album.
Oh Yes sure. So somebody else had it as a as a cruise line.
Yeah. Oh yes album for the guy who want to
follow his FMC and L. Five, Foxtrot Mike, Charlie November
Lima. He's on he's on all the time. He's monitoring these
frequencies. And it was funny. So they sent to I think to f6
teams were on their way from Leonardo which is a base in the
Netherlands and the one who had to land its people because his
you know, his his landing gear was broke. Typical typical Dutch
Air Force
I can't make it we can't
come because we have no more steam Derby
we'll be there tomorrow
Oh, that's hilarious.
Start without us.
I'm telling you just a matter of days baby just a matter of days
not gonna take too long. I promise you you can take that to
the bank. It's not gonna take long
at Bank take a couple of more clips that are interesting.
Good. There was one I think I think this was a Riley and Britt
Hume Bertie Hume was talking about a Riley who's a war monger
came up with this. Why isn't this kind of like when Reagan
You know, attacked, you know, sent a bunch of missiles over
there trying to attack Qaddafi is similar when they you know,
it's up to you know, and read. Hume says, Well, this the
missiles that hit Qaddafi is compounded by the way we're, if
I if I'm not mistaken, this no fly zone thing was supposed to
take out the military installations of radar and
things like that.
Before you go on, and I don't know, I guess I missed this
clips clip somehow. There's a clip of that Diane Sawyer
interview where Hillary Clinton says the language in the UN
resolution was so broad. But that's a lie. It's not true. It
wasn't broad. It says you got to stop it. First of all, take all
the money. That's half of the resolution. Take all the money,
here's how you can spend it. Then the other half is no
aircraft with Libyan registration can fly. And you
have to prevent any arms smuggling in the ports. That's
it. It was not brought at all it didn't it didn't it actually
doesn't say blow up radar installations. We were tricked
into thinking that the resolution says no aircraft with
Libyan registration can fly it does says nothing about blowing
stuff up. I was duped even by that.
We're blowing stuff up and we're also attacking the Libyan cut
off his compound. But the point of this clip is kind of
interesting because there's a piece of information in here
that I did not know regarding the first time we attack the
Qaddafi is compound when Reagan was president, and he was irked
about the blowing up of the nightclub in in Germany and play
this and see if you can spot this odd piece of information.
It's a little subtle, so there
are a lot of parallel though so the bombing they're going on now
and Libya to back then.
Correct? Well, there's some bills. Certainly the fact that
the British forces attacked his compound that's a direct
parallel Ronald Reagan's attack on Libya involved a direct
attack on Gaddafi his compound and had Gadhafi not been warned.
ahead of time that the military attack was coming, as indeed he
was. He probably would have been killed along with a lot of
members of his family. Some people did die in that attack.
And Gadhafi basically piped down it was a prelude to this bill,
it should be remembered, and that was a Gadhafi was making
all kinds of extravagant claims about the extent of his
territorial waters in the northern part, from his northern
border out into the Mediterranean to claims that
were rejected by the United States and others. And we had
position naval assets in the area and had been involved in
some skirmishes with Libyan forces to enforce our view of
where the international borders were. So we were already
tangling with him when this Berlin nightclub attack that you
mentioned occurred. And it was in the aftermath of that, that
the US forces hit Gaddafi, they hit his compound, and they hit a
number of other military targets and gave him a very serious
bloody nose. And I think, you know, President Reagan was
trying to kill him. He didn't succeed in killing him. But
Gaddafi for a time was pretty quiet. We didn't hear much about
him. There were no more of this stuff about the international
waters at all calm down, and he was basically
so I think I'm too young to I mean, there's three things I
caught in there. One is Qaddafi was warned.
Yes, that's the one Yeah.
So what? Well, he was never heard this before. He was warned
this time to. He was warned by who? Well by Anderson Cooper.
The Anderson Cooper said we're gonna come after you.
wasn't clear, I think this is just another part of the rigged
game. We're gonna we're gonna make it look good. Because we're
gonna bomb your place. Okay. I mean, this guy's meeting with
McCain like just recently.
Yeah, well, McCain thinks he's an interesting fellow. He's a
good guy. And
this is the worst kind of theater and a bunch of innocent
civilians are getting killed left and right, da.
Hey, you know, what I thought was kind of funny is and this
just started, circulate circulating today. You know, we
all laugh about Qaddafi in his tent. Did you see Obama's tent?
He's got a tent. What? He's got a tent when he was on when He
was hanging out in Rio. So in the hotel, they don't want to
have all the secure communications. So they have a
tent outside. And he sits in the tent. I mean, it's not like a
beautiful one like Qaddafi has, it's just a blue tent, but he's
got a tent. And that's where he makes all the secure phone calls
from. Really, yeah, he's got a tent. He's got all these guys.
They all got tents.
What is this tent thing all of a sudden?
Well, here it is. A rare photo released by the White House
shows Barack Obama fielding calls from a tent in Brazil. To
keep up with the events in Libya. The tent is a mobile
secure area known as a sensitive, Sensitive
Compartmented Information Facility. skiff, designed to
allow officials to have top secret conversations and
discussions while on the move. It does have an Arabian carpet
though. It's kind of nice. It's got a little rug there. And nice
chillin out it's a tent. It's a blue tent with a with a desk and
a phone as paperwork. It's hilarious.
You have the photo? Yeah, it's
Skype. It's
me. I want to see it.
Yeah, well, I have it on the it's on.
Just look in the show notes and see it later.
It's hilarious. It is pretty weird designed to withstand
eavesdropping. It's a tent. Are you kidding me? This is from the
BBC, by the way. phone tapping and computer hacking Sensitive
Compartmented Information facilities, which is what I have
here, by the way, also known as skiffs. There it is our
protected areas where classified conversations can be held. Oh,
in order to keep abreast of events, a mobile war room was
set up in his hotels who could hold a secure conference call
with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Hillary. Did he get the
Mallanna Blahniks yet gets him from his shell size 12 National
Security Adviser Tom Donilon blah, blah, blah. Oh, Robert
Gates.
The shell sighs
I knew I was waiting for you to catch on to that. Call. He
doesn't make Manolo Blahnik doesn't make size 12 It's 10
wood for him that it's Yeah, well, if he if he if he do it
from a shell then I could get some from Mickey. If I could
afford him using those things. Like $3,000 Like have some shoot
$3,000 for a pair of shoes, not even shoes. It's like some
leather with a strap
with a white why are they so expensive. Manolo Blahnik
why? Why are they Nikes expensive, they don't cost a lot
to make. It's a brand.
And these are buying a brand. You're telling me that people
are just buying the brand
jaw. There's gambling going on.
It's this. This is the shoe that was made famous by Sex in the
City. And it's like porn for chicks. Chicks just like they
just get really, I mean, I bet you even Rachel Maddow gets hot
and horny about Manolo Blahniks it's even the name is sexy to
them. Manolo Blahnik Oh, I just love to have a pair of Manolo
Blahniks it's like yeah, I love tranny porn. They're like and
now Blahnik same thing. Trainee porn is cheaper if you're at the
Japanese Embassy
yeah apparently the Japanese Embassy loves that stuff. So I
got a commercial that I thought was interesting all we love some
good commercials John this is a this is I think going to be the
beginning of a trend to 32nd Easy to commercial to deal with
it's a commercial that attacks well one product at tax another
product
Oh, this doesn't happen often but when it does it's usually
good and well it's
interesting because this is a an anti histamine that's attacking
another anti histamine when it doesn't even actually attack the
histamine for it's just contrary indication, you know, in other
words, you know, there's long list of why you shouldn't take
the drug. Oh, okay. Let's listen to
allergies. Do you think I have allergies? You're sneezing? I'm
allergic to you. Don't fall you
love me. You can't take a look around with fruit juice. Yeah,
someone label really here. There's nothing about juice on
the Zyrtec label. But labels are meant to be read.
I'd be lost without you. I knew you weren't allergic to me.
You can take a Lego with orange just
really? FYI. Get to zero takes proven allergy relief and love
the air.
What happens if you take orange juice with Allegra?
I never heard of this before?
Did you consult the book of knowledge sales?
You can't take orange juice with a leg right? Why
did you consult the book of of knowledge?
I did not consult the book of knowledge. I just picked this up
this morning.
Do not take a Lego with fruit juice. Why? Well, I'm just
reading from Allegra dot HTML such as apple, orange or
grapefruit. Hmm, what's it do? Let's see.
Let's look it up.
This is this. Oh, it's I think it messes with your thyroid.
That doesn't sound healthy.
Researchers.
Taking the drug with juice caused its test subjects to
absorb only about 1/3 as much of the drug as when taking it with
water. Oh,
okay. So it doesn't it's not harmful to this commercial makes
it sound harmful when all it does is it attenuates the
potency of the
drug, it makes it sound. Wow,
makes it sound like you're gonna kill yourself, oh, man,
take it with that
will swell up you will not be able to breathe. Wow, that's
funny.
Because we, I suppose we could anticipate this. You can't take
it.
So someone sent me a note the other day and said why do people
take it when they hear all the Why do people take these drugs
when you hear all the side effects? You know, we
deconstruct this many times on the show to bring it up again.
That actually encourages people to take it. This is why the
really big letters Smoking kills on the cigarette packages. It
actually somehow in the human brain. It's like, hey,
I can defy death. It's like
the Apple thing. You know, I got to take that Apple, even though
the serpent said not to. And it just works. Don't question the
science of it all, because that's what it is. Otherwise,
they wouldn't do it. They'd be real fast. But they don't they
want to accentuate everything because people apparently love
it.
So let me just read you this. This doesn't mean you should
avoid juice all day. Just give the Allegra enough time to get
into your system. You can drink all the orange juice you want.
How much time is that four hours?
Well, this is interesting because this could start. This
is like, Hey, man, you shouldn't be taking that because you know
that could cause anal leakage. That'd be funny. If people
and I was thinking when I heard this commercial, the first thing
you could do is you can start because you know all these
Lipitor and all these different kinds of I could cause data
leakage. They all have a slightly different
contraindications. Just enough so that you could have exactly
that commercial, which I would expect. Oh man, you better wear
pampers if you're gonna take Yeah, cuz I am gonna be
I have a commercial, which is a long commercial. And it's
actually from CNN. It's not really. It's not built as a
commercial, but it's a commercial. And I was just so
blown away, because of course, a lot of well, we might as well
just Where is it? Oh my god, I can't find the mid No, I play
this
on the board trains, planes ban
every single day in the news. You know we've got states not
want to take the high speed rail money states to do want to take
the high speed rail money. We've got Atlas Shrugged coming out,
which will be all about high speed rail of course. So what do
you got to do? What's what's a Hill and Knowlton to do when
when you've got to convince the stupid slaves to go tell their
representatives to get trains? What are you going to do? John,
what do you got to do?
Well, you have a plane crash, but they can't seem to do that.
Or you could just do a comparison between trains and
planes.
No comparison would be good. Yeah, well, way, way, way stop.
That can't work. Because everybody I mean, planes are
more modern. They're the future. They're the way to go. And
trains are really 1716 Seven area I guess. 18th century 19th
century technology, old, funky things that are great for moving
really huge amounts of, of traffic of cargo, but they're
not for moving people there. They're idiotic, actually, at
this point in history. Well,
you are one silly slave, my friend John C. Dvorak, you have
no idea how efficient and comfortable and great slow
trains are compared to planes,
riding the rails or flying the sky. This is not a race, but a
test and satisfaction we're taking a day.
So right off the bat, this is not a race. It's a test in
satisfaction.
Washington DC to New York City. And the good thing about the
Northeast Corridor is that travelers can either take the
train or the plane to get there and on this leg, we're taking
the Amtrak Excella
and by the way, note in this she's not showing any of the
bull crap of getting to the train station, finding a place
to park or the cost of the taxi or what however you get none of
that we just step onto the train as if we've transported
teleported magically from our home. Ladies and gentlemen, good
morning,
Ticket to Ride get on board and choose your seat. There's a cafe
car if you're hungry, free Wi Fi if you need it, and acquire a
car for some piece. Why do you choose the train rather than
playing
the first year I moved to DC from New York City. I did the
plane and I ended up on the tarmac for hours on end. Oh, I
like the fact that it's better. The trains aren't late. The
trains aren't late. They're dependable while traveling.
dependable, they're dependable ships
in takes longer. Passengers say they don't want to pay more
taxes to create high speed rail. Travelers say the benefits of
riding versus flying are enough.
It's cheaper. But it's a lot more convenient. I can arrive at
the station five minutes before the train arrives instead of an
hour or hour and a half earlier.
Then you train riders say they like how comfortable the ride is
how big the
seats are. She has measuring tape. She's measuring the seat
now. And in fact,
this space they get there's more than three feet from the seat in
front of them. And electronic devices are welcome to stay on.
You can walk around or not. Just remember your stop. All right,
here's our final destination just under three hours later.
And we're here in the Big Apple.
Alright, three hours, but it was so comfortable.
Yeah, it was from Penn Station to Grand Central.
Now let's go back.
I'm here at LaGuardia Airport and we're gonna go from New York
back to the nation's capitol lobby flying on a Delta shuttle.
And now it's time to go through security.
Oh, well, you forgot all the security at the trade house.
When you got off the train didn't wasn't the Viper team
there to slow you down
here. There's a dedicated security line for the shorter
commuter flight. But still, those shoes have to come off.
It's really quick, really convenient. No complaints.
Unlike most flights arrive early or late changing your shuttle
flight is free of charge. But frequent fliers say there is
some unpredictability
it's tremendously variable based on the weather. Based on the
traffic. This guy,
by the way looks like her colleague at the PR company.
This guy's like totally, you'd like a total PR douchebag.
And just about any other factor that can take anywhere between
an hour to three hours,
possibly close the main calendar and the time to turn off and so
all portable electronic devices,
what are you gonna do if you have an important phone call?
You can't get it? Well, you know, what are you gonna do?
Sometimes that's an advantage to be out of touch for a little
bit, but that is one of the downsides of flying.
It's your me time. It's my lights. There are more
restrictions. Smaller luggage.
Just giggle
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're
right in the middle of the piece of the package should giggle
she's getting paid for our seats. Oh, she's measuring the
seats. A
little perk on this short flight free beer. We landed here in
Washington. In DC, just an hour and 15 minutes since takeoff, so
ride or fly it all may come down to the distance. And if you even
have an option, Sandra endo CNN, Washington live Sandra
endos fu shill? How did she get this past? I got a great idea. I
have an amazing idea. I'd like to do a piece where I compare
flight trains to planes. This is really good. Um, by the way, I
think the US high speed rail Association Wabasha maritime if
we do this parish, this place we should meet time this is news
I think that's a clip of the day
it's it's so meanwhile, here's what happens with your trains
get mo nation east. The report actually says southwest trains I
used to take these stands accused of attempting to provide
more seating on IT service between London and Portsmouth by
Portsmouth a huge place very important train line this by
simply reducing the width of seats to such a degree. They're
only suitable for commuters without elbows. There's no it's
like they're just squishing like sardines. It'd be like Japan,
which is what the future is if we keep it this pace.
Unbelievable. On
believable, yeah, that piece was. Yeah,
it just blew me if you want to see it, you can find no agenda
show.com at the in the show notes. And that, you know, I got
a lot of notes as well from people who loved my Farrakhan
clip from last week and actually said, I'm donating because of it
that's neither here nor there. But that clip was removed from
YouTube for being for being a scam. The YouTube page says this
video has been removed because it was probably a scam. What?
Yeah, scam
is a video by the way. By the way, although it was an edited
down version, which is what I was recommending, not that I
didn't like the clip. Everybody on all the right wing talk show.
Ran that clip on Monday was of course the after all. It was
Monday afternoon, which was over 24 hours after we had discovered
it
right, of course.
And I thought it was hilarious. Yeah. Well, it was good. Now I
have an end to show clip that we get to play now or Replay at the
end of the show.
Well, we'll we'll do it at the end of the show what it would
just tell me what it is. I'll cue it up.
It's the I don't have my list up but it's the it's the it's the
I'll tell you who it is. It's probably on the clip there. It's
Daniel Hannan from the EU he's one of the EU parliament members
of conservative
Britain in the EU as the clip I guess. Yeah. And
he of course does he's not quite as he's not Nigel Farraj but
he's he's just as a classic I think it's a poor it's a poor
tense for what's going on with the E or what Britain starting
to think they want to get out of the EU he talks about this they
want to get out and they want to reestablish a kind of a mutual
some sort of an arrangement with Canada the United States,
Australia New Zealand is some sort of not not not if the old
Commonwealth by any means, but some sort of some sort of a
group of English speaking like minded people that can do better
work if we're working with each other rather than with the EU
who he condemns.
Now sounds like an endless show clip for sure.
That's what I was thinking. That's why I said it was in the
show clip.
March 17, First Lady Michelle Obama, along with school
children from Bancroft, and Tubman, elementary schools
joined forces for the third planting season of the White
House Kitchen Garden yesterday. And this was a nice news event.
And a family members and others need to know what you are
learning emphasize the First Lady. We want you to pass this
information on especially go home and get your parents and
grandparents and aunts and uncles to cook some vegetables
and make sure you're trying new things. A lot of times they
won't try to cook new things because you won't eat them.
Asked if the garden now in its third season would be certified
organic. A spokesperson said no, we're not going to go there.
Why?
Because you can't get your garden certified organic anymore
because of the Codex Alimentarius. It's impossible
but to actually say no, we're not going to go there. No we
really don't want to go there because no one can get it
certified organic because he added to this probably Monsanto
whenever Ted Rumsfeld comes to visit it Monsanto seeds have
fallen out of his hair and contaminating the White House
Kitchen Garden
we're not gonna go there actually said that. Yeah,
we knew it says a spokesperson spokes whole man unfortunately,
we don't No. And I don't know if this is new news or old news I
thought I had heard this before. Oh, it is old news crap.
Monsanto confirming they don't have any genetically modified
food in their company cafeteria is that right there's a little
notice advising customers as far as practicable GM soya and maize
has been removed from all food products served in our
restaurant we have taken steps to ensure that you are visitor
can feel confident in the food we serve they've taken out all
their own crap
well you don't want to kill their old people
Oh my good little Monsanto for that everybody Good job guys
kill me. Funny in the demon drink category. sure everyone's
heard about this one that I get? Is it Mothers Against Drunk
Driving? Or who the hell is now saying we have to take out all
iPhone apps out of the App Store that alert drivers to DUI
checkpoints?
Oh though that was three congress people. Chuck Schumer
being one of them. And I wrote a column on this and PC mag.com
What was the gist of your column? I'd love condemning
these four idiots because they they're trying what I
think it's actually proven that when people know about
checkpoints, they actually drive safer.
Yeah, there's i I said that's important to also not everybody
wants to know about checkpoints because they're drunk because
they don't want to sit in a line and go through a checkpoint and
being treated like a criminal they're nice to avoid so why and
then if you want to go if you want to take this to the next
level which is what I think they're trying to do here which
is interfere government interference with the actual
commerce Buy button in on on apps. I think that what they do
about the the apps that show you where the speed traps are
flooding kills more people than drunk drivers do
that's next. That's next we're talking about that's next. Yeah,
it's on the list dog
these four creeps these four I mean, it's it's re it's actually
senators is Harry Schumer
Lautenberg and Udall Yeah, and
Udall and these guys should be voted out of office. They're
just trying to this is the same thing is that the FCC is trying
to horn in on the internet. And now these guys are trying to
want the government to be able to approve apps. Yeah, that's
the what
we don't need. Yeah, this is not this is not a good development.
Go Android is what I say. Go Android. You can circumvent
every single store.
Yeah, you don't have to you don't have to strong arming
Apple, you know, Apple is going to pull it because they're dull
knuckle under.
Yeah. Well, they also pull the the the gap was,
yeah, change it from gay to straight app.
Yeah. Which is a cool app, by the way. I mean, it's really
working for me. I've gone from BioCurious to by curial
thing was done for you.
A couple of magic numbers here. Let's see we have mem a numbers
from the Federal Reserve. I wonder if you talk to you. By
the way, they have to disclose that five days or four days now
to disclose all the banks that gave all that money to your
watch in four days from now. Something big is gonna happen.
Something really really big. showy to cover it out. Exactly.
So I mean, stay away from everything.
Well, let's make that up. Put it in the prediction on the list.
So that'll be that day or next Thursday show will know
yeah, there's going to be some huge event. You know, and maybe
they popped Elizabeth Taylor too soon. Maybe they should have
held on now I'm and I feel bad saying this. But well, you
should but it was a huge distraction. Let's be honest.
Oh, that's all I was watching a trying to get some clips
yesterday. And it was just, you know, it was all you know,
distract Elizabeth Taylor.
Yeah. And, and by the way, it was like, such a sad of it. No,
I'm like, you know, she had a great life. To beautiful woman.
Fantastic. She lived life to the max. And she was in she was
messed up. I think she was at that time. Happy to go. I can
only imagine this. She's just you know, she didn't want to
live like that.
You saw the pictures of her in the Enquirer with magics
Yeah. And then they're releasing pictures. I'm so happy for all
these retrospectives. It is good. And I hope some of the
younger kids and actually remember, you know, but then
it's like, oh, you're the Kim Kardashian of her day. Oh,
excuse me. I now have to puke what?
That's a good Lee's Kim Kardashian of her day. Give
me a break.
She actually worked for a living
operating expenses for the Fed and it's 12 regional banks but
my mom by the way loved Elizabeth Taylor. She I think
all went My mom's age. You were just crazy about it. Yeah. hope
they're having a Scotch up there. It's 12 regional banks
rose five, five points. Oh, 7 billion from 4.9 8 billion that
includes 100 100 billion for Board of Governors up wet. $100
billion for Board of Governors operating expenses. How big is
his board of governors? How much? I'm just I can't I miss
this. The operating expenses for the Fed and its 12 regional
banks rose to $5 billion. That includes $1 billion for Board of
Governors operating expenses.
What are these guys? They're they're 1000s of these people.
Wow. That's, that's
that's some hookers and blow right there, buddy. Anyway, so
that's up from 888 million. And then here it comes. $33 million.
For the new Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection. What does
that tell you? Hey, consumers, 33 you're gonna get screwed.
You're gonna get nothing. Consumer Protection, and 33
countries will participate Wednesday in the Caribbean
region's first full scale tsunami warning exercise called
Corrib wave 11. My goodness, it doesn't get any better than
that. You've got 33 countries in Corrib, wave 11 and oceans 15. I
mean, please, to stop it. You just throw it in my face now.
Right? When they do this stuff, it's sad. But luckily, Canadian
pop sensation Justin Bieber and Irish rockers you too, will be
amongst the artists featured on a digital only album being
rushed out by Universal Music to raise funds for Japan's
earthquake and tsunami victims also confirmed Rihanna Bon Jovi
and Nicki Minaj. So I think we still might have a telephone in
our future. If Gaga comes in, she's also on universal. So if
Gaga will come in, then I think I think it'll happen.
Well, if Gaga comes into Yeah, then absolutely. And then we've
got a show. We'll see. Then we're good to go.
And then this is just a little little ditty here. I love
comparing industries one to another. The entire annual
market for Viagra is $2 billion. Medical marijuana is $1.7
billion. And I think it does the same thing. It's pretty good,
huh? Yeah. Interesting.
Find
if it's really if it's true. And I'm sure it's from some study,
but because that's how news is made. I just thought it was kind
of interesting. Like that. And I think that's a John you got
anything? What's this? You got to Positano clip? If we could
leave on a on a Lucy? Hi, that'd be great.
Oh, no, it's not Lucy Nepal is judge. Oh, that's
no good. Anything.
It's not, it's a guy ranting on Hillary. He's got a guest on
Yeah. And just to wrap it up with some Hillary stuff. We
could do some anti Hillary screed from Doug Schoen, I guess
who it is, it's kind of interesting in play until you
get bored of it. And I also had the Obama rationale for
something or either which I thought was kind of amusing.
Well,
let's, let's do something amusing. I
just want one last, why the Obama mumbling and about stuff
is kind of funny.
Okay, let's listen to that, then
here we go. We will continue to support the efforts to protect
the Libyan people. But we will not be in the lead. That's what
the transition that I discussed has always been designed to do
when this transition takes place. It is not going to be our
planes that are maintaining the no fly zone. It is not going to
be our ships that are necessarily involved in
enforcing the arms embargo. That's precisely what the other
coalition partners are going to do. And that's why building this
international coalition has been so important, because it means
that the United States is not bearing all the costs
did confirm today that more than 54 Okay, killing fighter jets
are spending about as much as 20 and
the same guy got even tricked you is the same guy right here
right.
So we'll finish the show up with the Britain clip so people
should stand by at the end and wish this guy a Conservative
from England kind of. He's in Aspen at some meeting they're
having where the British are kind of deconstructing our, our
situation in the United States. And but essentially they're
there to whine about the EU, and what they'd really like to see.
And I think it's kind of an interesting I think it's
interesting because I think I think there's they're thinking
along the lines that this guy is thinking, at least in the
Conservative Party of the UK.
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Here at the crock pot command center in the watch tower thing.
In my in my tent. My tents
in the rain. I'm Adam curry. And curiously, the rain has now
ceased after the I mean, I'm basically barely here the show
because of this pounding rain here in Northern Silicon Valley
where it's, it's wet. I'm John C. Dvorak, we
will talk to you again on Sunday for early morning service right
here on no agenda. In the UK, you've just had a Conservative
government. Where are you going with that? Are you going to get
less Europe less welfare state?
Well, we are making some sensible welfare reforms. That's
probably the single best thing that the new government is
doing. But the government has run up again and again against
the reality of its EU treaty obligations. It finds that even
the smallest domestic reforms turn out to be against some EU
directive or other. So last week, David Cameron had this big
idea who's the one thing he says he wants to be remembered for
which he calls the Big Society. And it'll be, it'll be familiar
in its theory to an audience like this, if not in his
specifics. His idea is that there is a space between the
state and the individual that the sphere of civic society and
churches and charities and so on, and that they should be
doing loads of the things that the government is currently
doing, right. Brilliant idea. We would all agree with that
conservative libertarian, we'd all make common calls on our he
was going to fund the transition to this big society. By using
the money that has led has gone unclaimed in bank accounts for I
think it's 25 years or something. In other words,
that's forgotten that's just sitting there. And that
currently isn't doing anything. The day before he announced the
policy, he was told that that was against EU law. Now my point
is not that you should or shouldn't be able to access
different bank accounts. It's what the devil does this have to
do with the European Union? How did that become a cross border
issue. And this is what we've come up against again, and
again. I mean, I discovered the other day, that I am obliged by
EU law, to keep my children in car seats when I drive them
around until they reach the age of 12. I had been looking
forward to discarding the Richard yogurt and crusted blobs
at a much earlier stage than that. I speak obviously, if the
cost is not at the children. Now, some of you might think
that makes me a very irresponsible dad. But the point
is whether whichever side of that you're on, how did it ever
become an international question that the EU had to decide on and
then impose uniformly on half a billion people. That's the kind
of issue here that your state legislators would decide on not
even your federal ones. And yet in Europe, it's decided at
international level. And that's the basic problem. More than 80%
of our laws are coming from Brussels from people that nobody
has voted for this is the opposite of your system. Your
constitution was based around the dispersal of power, the
freedom of the citizen, the maximization of democracy, the
EU was based line one at clause one of the opening Treaty of
Rome, on the ever closer you eye on centralization of power, and
from that basic design, floor flow, all of the problems. I
look forward to the day when the United Kingdom becomes an
independent country. And we have a vote on this. We have voted,
I'm confident that my countrymen will to reestablish their
sovereignty. And I look forward to our forming a closer non
governmental but genuine and organic union with the other
English speaking peoples. Because when we have looked at
when we've looked at the greatest threats to freedom of
the last few 100 years, and we look at who defends them. It's
the same countries whose names keep coming up again and again.
United States United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand.
And that to me, that is a genuine union based on speech on
law on history and on affinity of values, not on government. or
treaties or trade, I think we would be a much happier people
if we rediscovered our global vocation and our ancient
friendship with you.
Let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to
take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks
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