What evidence is there of this? Adam curry, John C. Dvorak
and Sunday May 15 2011. And time here get my nation media
assassination episode 304.
This is no agenda.
Tracking the horny bankster leaves from high atop the
hilltop Watchtower crackpot command center and domination
west the People's Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the
morning, I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where if you're from around
these parts, you'll know about beta breakers it's going on now
I'm John C. Dvorak. Raglan buzzkill babbles you, John
Claude The rollback. So they had the beta breakers, you know,
they chant you, which is the stupid race where everybody gets
dressed up in costumes and runs from one end of the city to the
other. And, yeah, this gesture they crack clamp down on it.
They don't want anyone drinking and they know of course, when
anyone peeing along the way. Oh, no, it's just
shut up. While we're on that topic, let me just mention
something I've been failing to mention show after show. San
Francisco thanks to this former idiot mayor has decided to
implement and it's just about it hasn't been fully put into play
but they wanted now in all nightclubs in San Francisco.
Take your thumbprint. Yeah, yeah. You know about Yeah, I've
heard about this. Yeah. Before you go in. Yeah. It's
crazy.
It's totally crazy. It's not as fun to just say yeah, hey, all
you bars and please just shut down now.
Shut up and shut down now I think is what it's all about.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm late, by the way and and Excuse
me, can we just have a little in the morning to you? Oh, in the
morning to you. Yeah, in the morning to all ships at sea.
I'll boots on the ground and all of the human resources in the
chat room who are all charged up ready to go exactly the way
their government loves them and their $9.1 million lifetime
value. And again, I will say Bonjour, John Claude, John
Claude Dvorak, I'm practicing my French because now we have to,
like, understand French to get the latest news.
And what is the latest news? Well, it's
about Dominique Strauss Kahn. This is fantastic news.
For rock is for a guy. Well, he's got his poor guy on any Air
France flight, and they have to put him on in first class.
Yeah, yeah. This is like the super elite. Yeah, he's
a dog about elite. You can go walk into like having a Eurail
pass, telling me that you can go walk walk up? Hey, I'm going to
Paris. See for you, Hey, you, you sitting there, get out
slave make plays for D S. K? Yeah, this guy's pretty amazing.
So for those of you who have not heard about this, this is
Dominique Strauss Kahn, which sounds more German, by the way
than the French. But he is. Yeah, he is not only the
operational director of the International Monetary Fund, ie,
the American primarily American banks who were taking over the
world and ruining most of Europe, and then part of the
whole economic hitman status symbol system. But he is also
apparently the only true contender was was the only true
contender was against Nicolas Sarkozy to take over and this is
the weird thing because he was running as a part of the
Socialist Party as the front runner for the Socialist Party.
And but it's kind of weird when you have a socialist who has
like, you know, Porsche has got, you know, Phil, yeah, he's
loaded $3 million house in DC, two and a half million dollar
apartment in in patty. Yeah, and it's totally loaded. And I've
really been trying to follow a lot of this. It's kind of
difficult, of course, because my French is not all that great.
But the French are kind of not and actually, this is very
typical for a socialist country. And I've heard that I've lived
in a couple when confronted with you know, hey, well, this guy,
you know, he's a socialist, you want to, you know, how can you
be a socialist going to be really leftist if he's a rich
bastard? And that the standard answer is what? You want him
just because he has money. He cannot have socialist
tendencies. What he has to eat sandwiches and drive a deer
ship. Oh,
yes.
Here's the response in Paris. This comes from your own news.
By the way,
the accusations of sexual assault as you can tell from the
British accent, IMF, head and potential French presidential
candidate Dominique Strauss Kahn, have sent shockwaves
through French politics but socialist leader Martine Aubry
rallied behind her former government colleague. She's
going to move to autonomous like everyone, I'm totally amazed.
urge that we wait for all the facts, we must respect the
presumption of innocence gather data at the source necessary.
Parisians reacted with horror to the arrest of the man many CSLs
only credible challenger to Nicolas Sarkozy and next year's
elections. It takes a while to get because he is someone who
could give something to France. We need people like him,
especially on the left. I'm now waiting to hear some proof. It's
too early to make a judgement. This woman says that Strauss
Kahn was the only candidate from the left for whom she could have
voted. But now I have to be honest, this is a little bit too
much. She says it's too much. It's a bit strange that a few
months before the elections this affair occurs, maybe we should
ask ourselves if it's a setup. Strauss Kahn, who has been
widely lauded for his leadership of the IMF faces three charges
including attempted rape relating to an incident with a
New York hotel maid.
So a couple of things here that first of all, and I'm not
exactly sure. So there's like three pieces of data that we
need to analyze John one is that this is not the first time this
guy is been compared to a and I quote, chimpanzee and heat. This
has happened earlier in 2002. And it happened with a
subordinate of his in 2008. That was all kind of hush hush cover
up so
maybe he's a pervert. I mean, the New York Post I think had
probably the best description of what happened. Yeah, you ready?
Yeah. I read it all. It's great. Yeah, guys, so Supposedly, the
maid walks in doo doo doo doo 31 year old man doo doo doo doo doo
she walks in and then this guy is in the bathroom, unbeknownst
to her comes bounding out naked.
But what does this sound like to you? Does this story sound
familiar? This is the Al Gore story.
It is the outdoors stories is the Al Gore. allegory.
Oh, I'm gonna give you a little in the moment. So yeah, so Al
Gore was the horny poodle. The poodle in heat, as he attacked,
allegedly attacked the Mazouz and this is the chimpanzee and
heat. Dominique Strauss Kahn, and he, and he'd, I guess he
like actually forced her head onto his penis.
Yeah, no, she supposedly, Forster grant, I guess he comes
bounding out naked. She can't kick him or anything.
Because the guy's done. The guy is huge. He looks like Brian
Danna, he, I mean, he does that fat guy is huge. He's
frightening. Imagine that guy naked, like with a with his
heart on poking in your direction.
So here he comes. And so the next thing you know, she's like,
go?
Well, there are a couple of things going on. There's a
couple of interesting things. So he was actually on his way to
Europe. And he had a meeting scheduled with an angular
miracle for the restructuring the do over of the Greek debt,
of which I believe 30% is held by the IMF. And they've been
holding all these secret meetings of the finance
ministers because this is a real problem in the people eating out
of garbage cans, and Athens. I mean, this is like, we have no
idea of course here because it's not shown anywhere that's new.
Now it's this is really, really bad. What now it's gotten to the
point where just people are leaving Athens like they know
the drive and 200 kilometers outside of Athens and growing
like weeds and sticks to live off of. So this guy was on his
way to go discuss that. Now there's another puppet that pops
up. Who is a JP Morgan guy, he's now in charge of the IMF
operations. And so it's could have been an inside job to hear
the options. A, the guy is just an elitist prick. And he's just
a frickin idiot. And he did this. And it this is just what
he does. It's a possibility. It's a total possibility. Yeah.
To this has to do with an internal struggle inside the IMF
because he actually said something really, you know, it's
possible in the elitist circles, that they want to get you out
because you make too much noise. Right and you and you start
saying stuff and then like, you know, you really need to shut up
dude. And sometimes these guys don't know how to do
it. And let me mention one more thing that at least a logical
point. Can I
just be For me give you one quote before he did not. So
here's the quote that if that is what happened, the quote that
got him in trouble was with the things that was the guardian.
Quote, the reality is these people he's talking about the
Greek are in deep shit. If we had not come, they would have
fallen into the abyss two weeks later, and the government would
not have been able to pay civil servants wages. This is a direct
quote from him. So that combined with the home with the house,
that quote, is that big of a deal. Yeah. Because
you're not supposed to be saying that in the international press.
I mean, we all know the IMF is raping Ireland. Still
seems I mean, I don't think that's we're setting them up on
a rape charge it I think this is only got to do with the cosi
election. Yeah, that's, well,
there's so there's your third. But what I like about this is
now this is the second time this has really happened where it's
taken an elitist out of the picture, because of course the
guy you know, I would be highly surprised if he ran. And he had
any chance.
He's not running now now.
But what's cool about it, is this is our ultimate weapon
against the elitist. So all we need is some heroic charges.
Yes, we need some heroic maids.
Who will they just be what happened? That's also
possible. Wouldn't that be beautiful? Well, I will I will
carry this woman on my shoulders for the rest of my life. Because
that, think about it. This is perfect. And I have to say,
though, you know, if they got on the plane, they got the guy 10
minute they're on the tarmac, 10 minutes before they're ready to
take off. This is not like just your regular old little job. You
know what I'm saying? This is this is someone set him up for
sure.
Because, yeah, in New York, or anyplace else it would take
Well, it's been around days, days. Yeah, this happened around
noon. And it's not
like the cops like who's Dominique Dominique strat, white
Stravinsky, what's his name? Yeah. Well, let me take your
details, ma'am. You know,
please, this happened before, can you sit over here for what
they should they wouldn't get her statement for hours? And
then it would be like, Okay, well, what are we going to do?
Where is he now? Where do you check out? They wouldn't be
going into high gear over this? Or what did he do? Did he hurt
you? To know, to there's
one alternative, there's an alternative theory. Because
where is haiku Herman in the midst of all of this key is in
China, selling the European debt to the Chinese. So maybe he or
the Chinese or people loyal to the Chinese, and their bailout
power? Because the Chinese Of course, you know, they're
looking at Greece going like, it gets a nice ass islands there. I
think I will get me one of them. They say that in Chinese. But
that's kind of what it sounds like. Because everything's being
privatized, like I think I'm giving you
a China could do worse than buy some islands. Exactly.
And they love it. You know, the mean, Chinese are everywhere.
They love buying up stuff.
Well, there's obviously there's a lot of dimensions to this. But
the fact is that they did get them off the plane in more than
enough time. And for how did they know it was that plane? I
mean, how did they know that he has a free pass on Air France?
That makes no sense. And he says he does have a free Pat. Here's
a good one. If he's got a free pass, and he can just walk on
any plane and take off. How are they going to know what plane
he's on? Yeah, there's no manifest. They can't go over
man. Oh, there he goes.
Well, I think he you know, that's it may be a little
exaggeration. He probably has to walk up to the desk and say, a
ball Zoo.
But still, how's the cops? Usually when they're trying to
just come
here with your mouse put it on my penis. They have to go
through. You know, they
have to look at some manifests, you would play Namie creatures.
There's no I mean, from New York to Paris. There's plenty of
flights or New York. How do they know he's going to Paris whether
you get up and for the whole thing is an obvious setup based
on that one fact alone. How do you know he's on that? Plenty.
Look at
the speed of the news. This happened. And who breaks the
news, the British newspapers. They broke it before the New
York newspapers. At least that
timeline is sleazy deal. So there
is another guy though, there's another contender, Francois
Holanda. He's another contender for to compete against Sarkozy
He's also a member I don't know if it's the same or a Socialist
Party. He by the way also has had his his extramarital affairs
and all kinds of schizophrenia but the French like this is the
thing the French never used to care about this since when did
the French care about I don't think I still don't think they
do. The French you know it well known all the French leaders
have always had Chickies on the side, whatever and they've never
cared. Have they?
Not that I know obviously I'm in Italy.
But think about this in Italy. They laugh You know, in Italy
it's worse than what my sister told me and Italy's like, well,
if if I was in that position, I'd do the same. He's doing
stupid slaves. Take your damn meds. Production note, Mickey,
could you bring me my blue thing?
Thank you love blue thing blue thing alert.
I need the blue thing. Anyway. So this this whole thing is
hilarious. In the meantime, it does actually delay unnecessary
funds coming from the IMF to to Greece and who knows maybe they
only have two weeks left and then they can't pay the wages of
the government slaves that'll be a problem. He
was doing this to make sure that they get cut out of the EU.
Yeah, well, let him you know, let them
they'll they'll be the first admit but seriously, they had
you know, this this, this back room. Thank you, darling. This
backroom gathering these guys had all the finance ministers of
the G 20. Thank you. You know, there's some serious crap going
on here because Portugal's bailout is right behind and then
we still have Spain and Ireland you know, people the slaves in
Ireland are pissed off so not maybe the whole idea is just to
bring it all down I don't know but I you
know, that sounds like a good good plan.
I have I still have hold like 10 euros Oh yeah, the Euro is like
crashing No, it went from 148 to 141 in like two days that's
that's when it was going between 140 and 125 it was going down a
lot faster. It's not going to go down well I don't know maybe
this let me take a look
at isn't isn't the dollar going down at the same time? So it
kind doesn't matter?
No, the you're when you're talking 141 48 to 141 You're
talking about the dollar so the dollar is going up? Well, I
mean, what are you comparing it to compare it to the dollar so
the Euro is going down? The dollar is going up? Okay.
Right but you're saying is I guess what I'm saying is if the
dollar devalues as well along with the euro and they kind of
are all we that's all we compare it to I mean is this compared to
the yen and the pound but the generally speaking when you're
talking about the value of the dollar, generally speaking,
you're talking about it compared to the euro. So if the one that
you don't have both of them going down at the same time, I
mean, theoretically it's possible with the wish would put
the ridiculous British Pound sterling in the driver's seat
because that's the only that in the end, the only other two
currencies that are important I mean, the rest of them are small
potatoes including the Australian dollar but the fact
of the matter is, generally speaking you're talking about
the dollar versus but
it went from like 148 to 141 in a week's time or some and when
we went pretty quick I think.
Well, well.
I'm trying to take trying to give you time to live
sorry again is your right is down at 141 17 See I told you
well it's still too high until it's down to one but all of
this job really doesn't matter. This It doesn't it doesn't
matter one Hootenanny
you know why yes, I of course I know why? Well, you're supposed
to say no. Why do you know because I'm going to tell you
why. I know. All right. Why? Because it turns out according
to one source that there wasn't, it wasn't Bin Laden that was
killed. It was some guy named Akbar who just happened to be
living there.
Now that doesn't matter either. It doesn't matter. This is what
matters, John. This is the only thing that matters. Ladies and
gentlemen. Winners of the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest
Azerbaijan
this is l and Nikki Azerbaijan one John G think that's
predicted. Yeah. All right.
I love the name of the song though. It's like sucks
whatever. The song is horrible. It's one of the worst pieces of
crap that's ever won. Listen This wasn't the name of the song
is like I'm afraid run tonight or some crap like that looks
like yeah, that's a great positive message is it's called
running scared. I'm running scared tonight. To rip off to I
can't I have can't quite figure it out yet. I'm running scared
tonight. Because I live in Azerbaijan. I'm gonna have the
Russians invade me and I'm running scared to nine is
horrible, sir. Anyway, congratulations to Azerbaijan.
So do the day The viewing public at the event boo.
Now, once again though the stage is on f unbelievable the amount
of money that goes into this, this farce
it's total flattery, bring it up,
just like it. Because it's our this is the one thing we do on a
yearly basis that is really important to the show it. You
know, I
tell you this, you can see why the Americans don't pay much
attention to this event,
much or 00.
I honestly believe that most of the people that listen to our
show, have never heard of this event until the show,
as very possible. Very good reason. Yes. And they're all
going like, hey, thanks. Thanks for bringing me that news. Boy.
Anyway, sorry, I was a little late today I was filling out a
job application.
Where are you going to work
anywhere that pays money anywhere that pays money?
Well, we that's probably what you're referring to is the fact
that we have very little support for our last show.
I even tweeted, and I said, dudes, this is not like not
okay. So, I mean, because we ended the show, we always do
like a 10 minute post mortem on the show and not eight times out
of 10 It's like that socked or like, c plus, we we've never we
rarely give ourselves more ever more than a B.
Yeah, I've never gotten more than a B.
And I thought I thought we had like a b minus last show.
And I was it depends. It could have been to see
you actually said, you said I thought we pretty good.
I say that all the time until you think about it Jinx
and I think well, we clearly we suck because no one helped us.
When we go
we did have one executive producer that did come in and so
am I as I mentioned them, which is Equinox publishing. Oh,
that's very nice. And they came in at 200 and they said that he
only did it because he saw your tweet about no donations for
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I'm part of a small group of avid listeners in Jakarta,
Indonesia, which I think should be called get more. Get mon
nation clove cigarettes. Yeah,
that's the critic, the critic Sara Lee. They
all come from their
smoke one of those.
I don't smoke.
Well, have you ever been around?
I've eaten clothes and I can't imagine what it must burn that
crap out of your lungs to smoke one of those things. He's
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like, like, Hey, here's some elephant poop. I think I will
smoke that. That's literally what it's like.
There's some guy in the offices at me. VO not immediate itself,
but with one of those offices in that building that goes out
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my goodness, that's offensive. That's really bad.
But anyway, he says that his friend who turned me on to no
agenda is James Brewis. But he's a douchebag or no. Because he's
been listening way longer but hasn't donated a penny. Oh, and
I know John's a fan of KL but ask anyone who's been to both
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been to most cities by the way I've been to Jakarta
is better. Kuala Lumpur or Jakarta. Kuala Lumpur. Yeah. So
much better. Yeah, because they got those cool buildings.
Well, besides the buildings, I think they're more of a party
town and it seems to have better time.
How come I don't get a vision of you as like a partier? I don't
see you whooping it up doing like, oh, we shot belly shots
off of some chick in the bar. I just don't have that vision. You
just say Shots, shots shots, there's John. I'm gonna do a
shout out for your belly.
So Mark hanis is our guy there in Jakarta and they do have both
Jakarta and KL which refers to Kuala Lumpur for to the locals
call it Kal care. And they both have access to the cheap DVD
copies that are absolutely perfect. And they're two bucks.
They will not lend to them
anymore. Well, maybe you know they Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, Joe Biden's gonna come and put slap you on irons. Kick Your
Ass.
Apparently and cool and poor that decided to crack down on
it. And then we after he made the announcement his house
burned to the ground. Oops. And that was the end of that.
Coincidence? I think not.
Okay, a couple of PR mentions. People have been doing some work
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He was reluctant he said he was like so the I don't know if you
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Now we also have oh actually staying in line with The with
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go get a job? At 305 Do you know what that's the area code for
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By the way is the McDonald's job application one or two pages?
I think it's just one page but you know you you do like start
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No, we have Florida listeners.
And I know we got Florida listeners. And let's see oh yes,
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leaving Gitmo nation hula as Hawaii, and they're only using
the naked body scan of a metal detector was blocked off. So
naturally, I opted out and during the pat down I started
singing the national anthem. I wonder if that was the stars in
the Star Spangled Banner if it was the Gitmo nation national
anthem, I somehow have a feeling I could just hear him go in the
morning gizmo. Still be great. Needless to say he was detained
and questioned for being defiant towards national security.
Because I made a scene and caused others to opt out. I
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everything went better than expected. I'd like to make a
request of Miss Mickey to do the laugh on Sunday show. Okay,
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the laugh for you. You deserve it, that's for sure. Good job
for that laugh. No, I like it live better. And, uh, speaking
of Miss Mickey. So she's got the big ass map now that she had
that my daughter actually ordered from Amazon. They've
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It was terrible.
I think you need to go back a bit.
I think she's lost it.
I got it. I can do it better. Alright, anyway, that's the end
that we're still looking for an RV. So we're getting a little
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it's getting a little concerning that we don't have wheels yet.
But everything else is planned. I got someone to pick up the
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well. If only I had remembered to update the no agenda show.com
site. Everything else
is working fine. That may have been part of the problem.
So you wrote that and that really pissed me off. That's why
I tweeted you like now since you are work. You didn't update the
site. That's why donation to Dotto. Maybe they were just down
because you sucked. All I
know is that it did it a lot. It's possible. All I know is
that because of the tweet, it saved the day. Yeah. I did it.
Yeah, we would have had nothing on a second. What is yellow
given me here? Geez You know, we might as well the chat rooms
alive and well. Oh, my second one as the system doing anyway.
So that was it just me or was C span like, no new programming
really? Did you see a lot on C span because I was watching this
like they
gave up on C span and went back to this.
Sorry, I don't know what that's from. Sounds kind of
more like a sheep. Sheep. That's what they sound like.
Well, what do you think that is? I got him here in the backyard.
By the way, before we go on the the i because you mentioned
something I want to play. I mentioned want to play a clip.
Okay. Because you mentioned traveling around and the whole
thing so and you said you're gonna have people picking up the
mail. This I thought was a funny clip. I was watching because the
C span being so dull. I ended up watching gossip queens. What is
that? It's like, it's like the third of the view clones. Only
this time. It's a bunch of crazy women. Who are I've never heard
of any of them. Who just gossip. And that's it. What's the name
of the show? Gossip queens? Gossip queens?
Yeah. Geez, what is that on Bravo or something?
It's a syndicate, it could be anywhere. And so I get it off of
CBS. And so they ran the story. And as soon as they did, it was
it was a piece of gossip about The Bling Ring. And the
punchline to it was, uh huh. You know, this is just reminds me of
like, like, a lot, too many people I know.
Tell us about The Bling Ring. So you guys know about The Bling
Ring.
Kids who are breaking into celebrities, homes and stealing
stuff.
Basically, they put out a hit list. It's like their version of
a hit list. And they went and got everyone from Paris to
Orlando. In a smart
way. Like there were security cameras everywhere. And they
were easily
jewelry. Kids. They took all the jewels. Also they were there,
Robert? Yeah.
They were following all these celebrities on Twitter. And
whenever something a celebrity would say I'm in Vegas, they
would case out the house. The house and then but not only
that, it found out that these houses were really easy to get
into. Oh, really? Yeah. Like there were a lot of the places
that were not security measures in place. There was no security
guards, the alarms weren't on. And the celebrities were
basically saying I'm not home rob me.
Okay, so yeah, fine. Break in and rob me. And if you find
anything, just leave me a note because I forgot about it
clearly
was not the story wasn't about you the story.
This is two years ago. It's a really old story. These bitches
lived in my street. Two of them lived here who was one of them
who
just stories about the fact that people still go out and tweet. I
met me out here. We're there.
I get it. I get it. Well, the
funny thing was there was this website called rob my please rob
my house, or something like that? Yeah, I remember that. I
would take the tweets and then it would take a map of where you
lived. And post it. And that site went dead. They took that
site down. Oh, really? Jen,
the janitor Lucinda polytunnel taken down this whole thing with
this. You know, now that it's like, oh, we're now going to
take down dotnet domains. Excuse me. Is this not some violation
of like the Fourth Amendment or something somewhere? You can't
just like take stuff down. There's no judge no jury. How
does this work? What where are we living? This is not okay.
Germany clearly. By the way, this gossip Queens you and I
could have cast this this is great. So we've got Loni Love
the black chick. We've got one brunette Michelle Collins one
blonde Bernadette Polly and then the Gay Guy. Alec mesa. Yeah.
Stereotype perfect. Yeah, we if we had sat down and said let's
put it let's put a show together.
You're right, that's exactly what we
would have been perfect. So go on throughout the show. No, I
will stop that. will not do it anymore. No, but this domain
name seizure stuff that mean how come no one's like up in arms?
What is going on? Where's our press? Where's our media on
this? This is not okay.
They don't want to have their sights taken. No,
exactly. It's just nuts. Have you written about this? Can you
write an article about this? Can you do?
I'll have my site will be closed. Yes, it's true.
This is why no one does it right. Because everyone's
afraid, though.
Yes, when it works
on the end nsda Don't talk about that stuff.
So instead, we can't talk about anything good. So we talked
about things like I was stunned. But now there's a new Hot
Pockets theme now you've got
to be kidding me. A new one out. Oh, wait, this is the new one.
Do I play this? Yeah, play. Hi. I'm cheeseburger. This is
buffalo chicken. And this is sloppy joe. We're brothers. We
VLT screen. More than pocket side shots. Three delicious
flavors stuffed into soft big pockets.
I don't like that one. No, that's no good. I like pockets.
It's a whole different key even.
It's the keys differently. It doesn't have any life to it.
It's no good. It's like three drunks.
It's no good. I don't even listen to the payoff there. I
mean, I'll, I'll clip it just to have it. Hard pockets.
VO I don't clip.
That's horrible. Okay, well short. The Hot Pocket you know,
actually was I think Christina met the woman who invented the
Hot Pocket.
No, nobody invents something like that. Yes.
No, she invented it. She sold the company or she sold the
recipe or whatever. No, I think it's real. I think I think she
Yeah, well, maybe it's just some old bag trying to pick up my
daughter. A little girl. Did hot pockets you want to come on over
LA. But the genesis of the word comes from Yeah, let me put your
hand in my hot pocket.
It's time for our lone wolf segment. This is a part of the
category we call it. Here's listening to Positano on Shibby
talking about the lone wolves.
One source of concern is what is called the lone wolf. That is
somebody who's in the United States United States citizen. He
may have become radicalized via the internet. There you
go. That's it. John. This was happening is happening all
around the country. The young citizens are getting radicalized
by the Internet. Hmm. It's an evil internet thingy that then
rabbit. It needs to be regulated.
That's right. So well, I guess right? Self radicalization is a
thing gotta be we've got to stomp it out
to the point of violence and says in retaliation for the
death of Osama bin Laden.
Notice she's saying Oussama This is very interesting.
Oh, it's probably because of the gaff.
Maybe that you know, you're right. Maybe a memo went out is
like, hello, everybody. I've noticed real problems. Everybody
talking about me being dead instead of Osama. From now on. I
want everybody
you're struggling to start off so strong and then it falls the
price is you don't hit you have not internalized it?
No, because I'm talking to you and I'm visualizing you there in
your underwear and gets hard after a boy. Anyway, so that's
you're probably right, the middle one house, please say
Oussama so you can't mess it up, which is I'm going
to do X and I saw actor who's not in contact with anyone
with a column. I'm gonna call him President Obama. From now
on, this is gonna be new. President Obama,
that's very difficult to prevent.
There was a veritable treasure trove.
Oh, John, a veritable treasure trove veritable treasure trove
of porn. What's important,
of course of information then proceeds from the compound
information kinds of things have you gleaned about potential
threats as a result?
Continued references to transportation to aviation,
transportation, great rail,
rail, rail,
and so we've we're in contact with
one of these high schoolers every one of these trains like
the one that goes from Berkeley to Sacramento, you know, five
guys would be dead Yeah. Amtrak
and carriers across the country and and making sure that they
were following their own safety procedures.
Did you increase security on trains across the country when
you got word that they were potential targets
we provided information to rail to see if they needed any
additional resources?
Yeah, in resources rail, the hood is his new name rail, not
re its rail, the hood,
and I think that's the way we need to work, we need to be
providing information and money providing backup. We of course
don't control it. We control aviation. That sounds much more
than rail and transit that's much more local in nature.
And have they in here that
edit? I hate that. So they edited a whole piece out right
there that's
to this potential threat increased security.
I haven't been in touch with any of them directly.
What does that mean?
I mean,
I mean, so this is a woman who's we got to be careful lone wolf
and everything, but I haven't really talked to anybody about
that. It's just non important. I shouldn't talk to anybody in
Rails, not much. Bodmer? HYDrive. Yeah. Sean,
some of the information that was seized, was there any evidence
of sleeper cells operating in this country?
I don't want to talk about what was found necessarily in the
compound that's still being digested.
being digested? Because I ate it. Can you tell I ate it all
insulated,
gone through. But I can say that we do operate under the premise
that be it a homegrown terrorists or a group or they
may be inspired by al Qaeda, or they may be
the new one, John, inspired by al Qaeda. These are all the
memes. You just got to pick them up
actually, operationally in touch with al Qaeda. We just operate
under that assumption. This is air air flights around the
country that they're clearing.
The Secretary gave us a tour of the nerve center for
transportation security, located in a nondescript office complex
near Dulles International Airport. Second,
she was talking over her right there. Yeah. So they just let
the conversation go on and on back rather than No, no, no,
buddy, some producers we can we can put up with this.
Tour footage. It was tour footage of like the same room
that they showed that was like the War Room for BP during the
oil spill, same setup, nondescript office building
style secret, but we don't talk to rail. We didn't talk to
airplanes Shut up, Lucy. And then Maria Bartiromo talk to El
Presidente a Billy Boy Clinton and he don't believe he not
buying it. He's not buying it.
Someone asked me the other day. Do you think Pakistan is our
partner and the war on terror? Are the squirrel in their new
bin Laden was there and help him stay? Anonymous? And my answer
was yes to both questions
in the head douchebag laughing about that. You made a funny,
Billy. So here's the question about will al Qaeda respond?
What do you think
I'll Carter's response will be at this point.
I don't know because I think that he clearly was symbolically
the head of al Qaeda. And a still, if what we read in the
press is to be believed at
the end is what we read in the press. He's like, downplaying
it. It will and I listened to his two very interesting things.
He's gonna say here I'll shut up.
But there being a veritable treasure trove of information on
his console.
There it is. The veritable treasure trove exact same words.
Yeah. Lucy Oh, it's a big deal. No veritable it's veritable what
do they both use very yes veritable a veritable treasure
and of all,
what is veritable mean? What is the veritable even? Who cares?
No, I need to know now what is a veritable there
is a virtual it means like, a kind of a, like I would say,
he's kind of a treasure trove, or a bonanza.
When that one is just a bonanza. Oh, one words matter near it is
being in fact the thing named and not false, unreal or
imaginary, often used to stress the aptness of a metaphor. The
hell does that mean?
Well, it means that treasure trove it wasn't a treasure
trove. Technically, it was a metaphor for a bunch of good
stuff. And so veritable just in emphasizes the fact that what
what the metaphor is, which is treasure trove. Is word treasure
trove. It's bull crap word.
Wow. That's sucks. Okay, that no that was like the addiction
talking dictionary over modulated. Alright, here we
go. pewters was still thinking about what to do. The
operational head for a long time has been as number two Dr. Oz
our Harry
now I've never heard anyone refer to the number two guy evil
douchebag as doxa Dr. alza Bahara. You know what I mean?
You've never heard that before.
I've never heard of a doctor but he's like, Doctor like you'd let
it sink in. Like because he's intelligent.
I've heard it before. Really? I've mentioned it. People have
called him doc dye hair doctor.
Oh, number two. Dr. Oz our Harry and and in recent years, al
Qaeda has operated more like a franchise operation.
It's like McDonald's. That's what it is a franchise? Well,
they've set it up with all of this stuff. It's like forget
about it. We're gonna be under tear alert for the rest of our
lives. Taken off your shoes and panties to get into the movies
to see Yeah. And also big sporting events. Yeah, it's
gonna sink the economy. To a bunch of bullcrap. Yeah. I mean,
we didn't have this kind of security during World War Two
and 1000s and 1000s and 1000s of people. 10s of 1000s of people
were being killed. And there were there was a German agents
blowing up bridges all over the country. That because that was
what makes this worse. or doing anything?
Because that was real. This is just a money grab. That's the
difference.
Ah, yeah. What was I thinking? Yeah. We're gonna also be stuck
in Afghanistan. I kind of try to track down the the memes.
There's a couple of them here. I have. One of them is one of the
first is presented to the left. We have by the way,
I'm sorry. There's one thing you forgot about the Second World
War. We did throw all the Japs in the brink. And then of
course, back in the day, they were called Japs now the
Japanese Americans. But men, we threw him into
camps. Yeah. On the west coast most Yeah.
Well, so it's not the same thing that they were like terrorists.
Okay, they're terrorists this day. Any Japanese?
Well, yeah, but that wasn't the there wasn't a general attack on
the public. They didn't just start throwing everybody in
camps. They're not just, you know, tariffs yesterday.
No, that's true. But but we've done that with like, a you, you
must be communist, and we're gonna have to.
Yeah, shame hasn't happened before, but I think it's worse
than ever.
My point is, it's an American thing. It's
what we do. So I've decided to make sure that the public is
clued in on the fact we're not leaving Afghanistan, just
because we shot bin Laden. And just because we went to
Afghanistan to get bin Laden, and break up Al Qaeda. That's
why we went there. Supposedly, now. Apparently not. So what
they've done is they sent their Stooges, CIA, stooges from to
the left wing, to the wet left wing audience, Bill Maher. Yeah,
okay. But Richard Clark on Bill Maher, and he gives his side of
the snow and who's Richard Clark against everybody? Clark is this
ex CIA guy who wrote a bunch of books and he was the head of the
CIA's hunt for Bin Laden, the him and two other everybody
seems to be a bunch of these guys, but he's the main when
you've seen him a million times. He's that gray haired slow
talking guy, obviously, those were probably still still a
spook, obviously. And he comes on and he and he just basically
reads party line in a very inert you know, very educational ways.
Very slow and, and deliberate. And he's but basically, he's
giving the message on what you know, we have to expect and then
on the other side, we have like on the on the right wing side,
we have to bring somebody out. So we are now using, it looks
like Judith Miller, the ex stooge for the New York Times
who was probably in the agency, and she's the one who kind of
screwed the, you know, certain people over it during the
yellowcake thing, she pushed a yellowcake thing so push could
go to war in Iraq, and she got fired. And now she's a fellow.
How do you go from being a journalist of writer reporter to
being a fellow in the Manhattan Institute? is B and A
commentator on Fox? I don't know how do you do that? Adam? Can
you can you can I get that job? Not anymore. So anyway, so she
goes on Fox and gives her side of the story, but it's the same
story. Once given to the right once on the left, listen to
Richard Clarke on on staying in Afghanistan, which kind of
summarizes the article
in the Washington Post this week. They said they talked to
some high level people in our government who say, getting
Mcglockton really is the end game for Afghanistan, that this
is our exit strategy, and it changes everything. Is that
true? You think?
No, I doubt the President is going to announce next month
that we're taking 5000 troops out of Afghanistan over the
course of the next few months. So that he can say we're on the
road out. But we're not on the road out. And I think we'll have
US troops throughout his presidency. Even if he gets
reelected we'll probably have US troops there at some number
because the Afghans are such pathetic organized allies. Yeah,
they're only you know, the only worse I like to have is
Pakistan. And
so the thing I know, since I don't understand I How we snuck
into the psyche that Afghanistan is an ally. Afghanistan weren't
a bunch of bronies and they were hiding like the dude and bin
Laden came from there and it was all like bow Qaeda and now
they're gonna change
this narrative.
I don't get it.
They're changing the narrative. I think there's another the
third party in this by the way is Charles Krauthammer or Heimer
but he is on all these he's on both the left and the right side
and he's like the the guy in the wheelchair who is the most
intellectual and he seems to be takes care of the people in the
middle who may be wavering and I also have a staying in
Afghanistan clip from him. And I think he says basically the same
thing Clark does, but he says it to the other to a different
audience. So so we
do Judith Miller first and she do crime. Okay.
Yeah. To billions of dollars defending a corrupt guy Karzai,
you can understand why Americans want out of there. I do.
Absolutely. And I agree with all that, except for one thing. I
think we're looking at the Afghan Pakistan relationship
through the wrong end of the telescope. conventional view is
that Afghanistan is the prize. And Pakistan is a bit a bit of a
problem. Because it works against us it provide safe
haven, etc. I think it's the other way around Afghanistan is
not worth a hill of beans in and of itself. It reminds me of what
There's Mark said about the Balkans, they are not worth the
bones of a single Pomeranian grenadier. But what Afghanistan
has his proximity to Pakistan? And by the
way, that that metaphor really speaks to me.
Unbelievable that he throw that in.
Really? I mean, who is he talking to?
Somebody I guess some professor Wow, idea. Wow,
Pakistan is the prize. Or to put it another way, Pakistan is the
problem. As we saw the bin Laden operation, that's where the
terrorists are living all kinds of
stop right there. He he I think he made a mistake and in his
script, he said Pakistan is the prime Yeah, but he meant
Pakistan is the problem and then he without skipping a beat he
but I think he because he's really cool. In terms of like he
doesn't panic, he doesn't start to stutter. He's MK Ultra. So he
goes yeah, then he says is that he says it's the price that he
says the problem but it's the price is the price
and that's where of course all the terrorists are really from
so that's the next one we all know it's the next move. We
already affected the Occupy Pakistan we bomb people and we
the Pakistanis, and we
have our drone killing blow blow guys out. Yeah, we kill them all
the time. You know why? So what we do? What we do I have
to play the rest of that. You get the idea. Judith Miller,
just want to hear his stumble again. It was kind of cool as
here are Krauthammer stumble?
Is the problem. As we saw a
little bit back more
so many to Pakistan. Pakistan is the price. Or to put it another
way?
Yeah. Oh, definitely. Or, to put it another way. I guess that is
the problem. As we saw the bin Laden,
the guys professional, but the whole like the metaphor stuff.
He's got to lay off for that analogy.
Maybe there was a code in there. Yeah, it's like
it woke me up. That's for sure. It did it got your attention.
What are you gonna tell him he's focused on is the prize. Okay.
It work. Alright, Judith Miller now where she on she's on Fox,
Judith Miller's on a news. One of the new shows, I think it was
a fox one. But she she goes on to some other little piece of
information. And she is really deep in this thing. In all these
things. And when she she's she This is the Ministry of Truth.
Through her and she's she's streaming it and it's very
interesting what she has to say
within weeks, the future of US military involvement will be in
jeopardy. Judy Miller is an adjunct fellow at the Manhattan
Institute and a Fox News contributor. Thanks for joining
us, Judy.
Is Judy hot. You've seen her? I don't remember her. Oh, wait,
she looks like she looks like an agent. Well,
like a like a Angelina Jolie agent. You could go look her up
while you're listening to be here. Heather,
I'd like to start by talking about the War Powers Act.
President Obama use that to give Him authority to send troops
into Libya has a deadline. 60 days that's coming up.
What do you think will happen and what do you think should
happen? Well, I think that the Libyan opposition group met with
the White House yesterday and asked them that very question.
Are you going to abandon us next Friday, when the 60 day deadline
that you just mentioned kicks in, and they got every assurance
that the United States is in this to protect the Libyan
people, and that we're not going to abandon them until that goal
is achieved? Now? The War Powers Act is 60 days. That is the
Congress must authorize the use of military force after 60 days
but it has has a kind of month wiggle room. And the month
wiggle room is the drawing down of forces. And of course, we
have no draft, no ground troops in. And on the ground in Libya,
we're just doing a no fly zone. And they're through NATO. So I
think that the President is going to find a way around the
War Powers Act as all presidents have.
Oh, please. Give me a break. This was never declared under
the War Powers Act. He just went ahead and did it was because
NATO said we're the NATO's bitches. This is the whole
thing. I
don't know whether you're right or wrong on that. I think it's
beside the point. What can you do have the Obama clip where he
says, we'll be out in days? Or days, we're talking about 60
days already at two months. And he should and then she says,
we're going to be there a lot longer, which of course, we said
initially to, I mean, it's not like any of this is like, not
like, a revelation to anyone who listens to this show. Yeah. It
seems to be a revelation to someone, but you got to keep
that debt. Yeah, no,
I'm sorry. Alright. It's like we'll show was that three? I
mean, how long ago? Was it? 60 days, right.
So I don't think shows back he says we're gonna be out in days.
Not
a second how many shows ago? So that's got to be like, 297?
No, no, it was some time ago. Right? Goodness.
This is unbelievable.
We're gonna be out in days, not weeks, or months
or months. He says even in the clip, and. Right. And meanwhile,
what did I see on on CNN last night? Because C span was like,
nothing going on. Chaz Bono.
I saw Chaz Bono on Letterman.
I would so I don't understand what Chaz is doing. So Chaz used
to be on a book. He was oh, he's got a book. Okay. Chaz used to
be?
He's got a good, good PR. Going. He's on everywhere.
Yeah. Well, Piers Morgan is good anymore.
Well, I know he's on everybody. He has been everywhere. I mean,
he was on Letterman, Letterman, I thought did a really good job
of interviewing him because he actually knows how to interview
but it's an interesting guy. Well, I enjoyed it.
What turned me off those I'm interested in and, and Mickey
has no idea Chad, never heard of chastity. Anything you know, she
knows who share is. This is not known outside of the United
States for some reason. And it was okay. I mean, I don't mind
the interview when they're talking. And then they show the
B roll of like, postop. It's like, No, I'm eating.
I don't want to see me roll.
But like over and over again. It's like the same B roll like
Piers Morgan Yeah,
it is US policy, but Gadhafi needs to go.
But let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to
take place in a matter of days, and not a matter of weeks now.
Hello, everybody. March 21 2011. March, April Wow. March 21.
It shows we really fly past episodes of this show is fast,
doesn't it? I remember that being you saying that almost
yesterday, but it was months ago that we're going to be gone in a
couple of days.
So the finance
amazing the public puts up with this crap. Now they don't. What
are you talking about? They're watching.
They're watching Chaz Bono.
I was watching Chaz Bono. Exactly.
This was so bad. We're watching Chaz Bono in the presence is law
it'll be a number of days not weeks now. We're at 60 days
we're gonna be there forever, forever forever.
And we'll be there gotta be there for now. They're here play
the killing Libya, II moms
Oh, no. Brother. What is this?
Tripoli compound today. His regime is allegedly bearing 11 e
moms they claim were killed in coalition attacks. They believe
Miller is streaming live from Tripoli
David squirrel. Greg Moammar Gadhafi remains effectively in
hiding. We did not see him today at the funeral services here in
Tripoli for nine of the 11 Ema
they went to the funeral and they expected to see him that
hilarious are what are you kidding me? I absolutely
kidding.
Is that the government here since we're killed in the city
of raiga by a NATO airstrike? Officials here in Tripoli say
that the 11 Imams were killed during the early morning hours
as they slept in a guest house. The government says the men were
in Breger for part of a
I want to see the pictures. Show me the pictures of the dead
Imams. I now want pictures from everything
about their names now
though that would be helpful
he ceremony to try and work towards reunification. of Libya.
And you
can listen to that. So the so the
thought was a no fly zone, they just bomb and people, the
opposition, the official opposition near those guys from
Pennsylvania where the website? Yeah, yeah so they visited the
White House.
Yeah, well it's sharp just so they can take a train. Yeah.
But they have not yet been officially recognized as, as the
new leaders of Libya by the United States so that has to be
made official still somehow.
That's got to be the tough part. Well,
they there's already kind of saying it, they own the bank,
they they're shipping the oil. And everyone's got boots on the
ground there except us. So so we say everyone's got consultants.
Now. We must have some consultants or I think we can
get away with that.
We got helpers and everything. The other funniest thing though,
is just to go back to the veritable treasure trove and we
got to keep this in there. John's the veritable treasure
trove of information Fehmarn and porn from Osama bin Laden's
compound, apparently. They found they found in in the in the A
veritable treasure trove of information. Don't bother
assassinating Joe Biden. As you read this.
Where'd you get this from
the telegraph? Don't bother about him. Don't bother about
Joe Biden. Nobody cares. Really? It says here. Bullcrap what's
officials have revealed that Osama bin Laden diaries contain
the rather startling conclusion that he didn't think Vice
President Joe Biden was worth bumping out bumping off the
Obama administration the Obama administration is briefing that
Barack Obama was Bin Laden Bin Laden is top target. While
military chiefs like the Chairman of the Joint Staff,
Joint Chiefs of Staff the Defense Secretary were also
major scalps But Joe Biden's scalp apparently not so much. A
counterterrorism officials said quote there is a note indicating
that the Vice President is not an important target because that
position has less weight is libo Biden alone?
That's bull crap that they they're making this stuff up
John Doerr,
the whole thing is made up, please.
Why would they throw that in? I you know why they threw it in?
Probably Oh, Biden was in one of the meetings you said you got to
put this in there because I don't want I'm taking the train
all the time. And they can kill me if they think I'm Atari.
I don't want no lone wolves getting me some al Qaeda
inspired lone wolves. Well, you're right. You
think it was planted in there for that reason? Because Biden's
already on the trail was on the train. Good point. Good point.
Of course, the dumb lone wolves was Oh, that's okay. Okay, then
we'll just pass it back. A little pass on.
Important. Did you think that Obi
Osama said so
you think oh Biden is not in on it? You think he's not even on
the whole joke? I mean, you know the porn thing is BS he's
in on the whole joke. That's why he planted this piece of
bullcrap.
Mm hmm maybe maybe
the only thing that makes sense to me because why would they
even care? What does he got to list the names? What is the guy
like a PR companies go oh, let's put these guys on the done the
Nixon need to hit list I mean, give me a break.
Anger fan. A website that I follow they did a pretty nice
expos. A of all these different pictures of the compound. The
house the mansion, his lair.
The mansion? Mansion thing still kills me. But the half the
pictures Quonset huts that are nicer than that place?
Half the pictures have a satellite dish outside and the
other half don't. I noticed that too. Yeah. So the question is,
When did it get put in? Oh, I think
it was taken out. Ooh, that
could be the other way around. Yeah, possible. But they said he
had no internet no telephone or nothing. He only had porn. And
how can we get me was a gay guy
was he got the TV working in? I just
want to know what kind of porn it was. I mean, veritable
treasures a lot
of things there that you know, you ever look at? What those old
gags about the, you know, porn from burqa porn, you know,
there's somebody wearing a burqa and showing a little ankle or
something like that.
And now it's been a while since I've told jokes Oh, jokes. Well,
to watch this what's the punch line?
That was it. They were showing an ankle. Oh. So you want to
change the time they do have a go ahead. This is the end of an
era with soap opera. So I've decided to cut oh nine oh,
did you find my another world episode?
I got the witch. No, I didn't. But I got this soap opera
dialogue, a jam that I think people should listen to we're
going to be missing this sort of
talk about trying To stare down your demons kills you, but
memory lingers on to tell me which one he a little pills
makes ghosts go away.
And it'll take more than one, maybe a whole pharmaceutical
cocktail. We are, what's that term strung out? How long has it
been since we popped her last little help?
You don't want to think about a day that you need a little
something more and more frequently. So, how soon before
you can't go into entire rotation? Or entire surgical
procedure unaltered? Do you think the patients have a right
to know that the lady with a scalpel is as high as a kite?
was General Hospital? No doubt?
I don't know. I don't know which one it was not I think about I
think was life to live or something. I don't know. I just
digging these clips. Just to remind people this is the last
era in American history. It's okay. It's okay. It's gonna be
okay. You will. And he have to feel this connection, right.
I think I'd rather would watch Ellen than this. This is
horrible. This is really this is bad stuff. This
is just this are random. This is what you hear on these shows. I
mean, they've I think maybe they lost their writers or they're
all working for Alan. Oh,
John. They always sucked. It was horrible.
Yeah, you're still moving. That's the problem. It doesn't
work in today's market?
Da No, it's ridiculous. Ah. So the just kind of interesting.
They signed off. They, as in I guess it was at Congress. I hope
this was the house. Basically, the secret services have been
funded now. Here it is. House 392 votes to 15 for funding the
intelligence organizations and see if there's a resolution how
many organizations
are there nowadays? Quite
a bit. Last year's budget was $80 billion. And wow. 16 into 16
intelligence agencies to answer your question. So of course, you
know, the timing.
Those are the ones that are financed and of course they
finance other research.
There's like 3 million Americans who are you know, have top
secret clearance? Yeah, yes.
It's like crazy. Like one out of 10 Americans is a spy now,
essentially. And then they end up losing the Apollo tunnel is
trying to turn the rest of us into spy right. Unpaid and the
post office and despite unpaid, unpaid spies a so the media
salary house, I'll see something and say some so the
timing of of the bin Laden capture and kill, kill, clean
kill to clean kill. The timing of the clean kill is uncanny for
this? I don't even know. I don't even know for how much it is.
But I'm sure it's more than the 80 billion from last year. I
would just like to take us down memory lane. So
what you're saying let me think you're saying is that they did
this episodic. The show this little show this show of killing
Milan just before the vote on this showing how important this
was, it seems to be kind of I wonder who the 15 were that
voted against it?
Let's see. Does it say
it should say somewhere votes
at 15 reflection of the strong bipartisan support and goodwill
towards the intelligence community after Bin Laden's
death? This is whose love these guys? AP Associated Press. Yeah.
The New House Republican rules prohibit the resolutions of
commendation that lawmakers would often offer to
congratulate everyone from the military to winning sports
teams. Instead, lawmakers added a provision to the bill praising
the intelligence community for the successful operation and
bringing Bin Laden to justice. The provision was based on the
Senate Resolution that passed 97 to zero.
Doesn't say who was against? Of course now why would they even
do that?
I'd be interested in who they were. Today, somebody in the
chat room.
Of course, today's legislation will ensure that the US
government places a priority on ensuring the safety of rail
passengers around the country by working to prevent a terrorist
attack on our SIS world. That's John Carney. delet rail
passengers Yeah, really Oh, that's right. The ones that
commute to Washington, Washington
Exactly. It's themselves. So I just want to play a little bit.
It's a five minute clip, I'm just going to play a bit that is
relevant. It's really the beginning. As we go back to the
early 60s
The very word secrecy is repugnant in a free and open
society. And we are as a people, inherently and historically
opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and a secret
proceedings. We decided long ago, that the dangers of
excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts
far outweigh the dangers which are cited to justify it. Even
today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed
society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions.
What's coming up in a second is important. This of course, is
precedent. John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
Oh, yeah, you can see why the ad to kill him. Yeah,
very, it's a very pertinent speech. When you think about all
the to happen with the secret, everyone's a spy in America spy
on us. But we have all these agencies and getting all this
money. We don't exactly know who they are. And they had to kill
them after he said this.
Even today, there is little value in ensuring the survival
of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it. And
there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased
security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its
meaning to the very limits of official censorship, and
concealment.
Ta Hmm. John, does that sound familiar?
Yeah. Just an idea of what this is just like Cuba gotten 10
to permit to the extent that it's in my control. And no
official of my administration, whether his rank is high or low,
civilian or military should interpret my words here tonight,
as an excuse to censor the news, to stifle dissent, to cover up
our mistakes, or to withhold from the press and the public.
The facts they deserve to know. For we are opposed around the
world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies
primarily uncovered means for expanding its sphere of
influence. Who could that be? Could it be on infiltration,
instead of invasion, on subversion, instead of
elections, on intimidation, instead of free choice,
it must be the Boy Scouts. It must be some group like that,
Damn those Boy Scouts
on guerrillas by night, instead of armies by day. It is a system
which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the
building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that
combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic,
scientific, and political operations.
Okay. So when you see your parents, and I hope they're
alive, or maybe give them a call and say, Hey, bastard, you were
warned, and you did nothing. And now look at what we've got. Now,
I'm looking at you, Dvorak. What about it? You kind of old enough
for what to have stopped all this insanity. The President
warned you in 1963. He warned right there. He said.
He's talking about the communists. Oh, here,
here. Okay. Right. Really? I don't think so.
Well, it's what he was talking about. At the end of that
speech. He was talking about the communists. He was an anti
communist nut. Buddy could have been, you know, if you take your
transpose a speech, he could be talking about international
bankers. Yes. If you're talking about the oil Cabal, you could
be talking about intelligence agencies that all ganging up on
us. Yes. He could be he could be talking about the Department of
Homeland Security. It's kind of it's kind of a universal speech.
It's actually quite quite good. Yep. Squirrel
losing the peloton. No, absolutely. And Okay, before we
get into our it'll be a short segment. So let me let me put a
little bit of a elitist Lucifer Clinton in the room. And she's
being in because you know, everyone's in Rome, because we
have to be in row
and she's in Rome. She get a new haircut. Yeah.
Well, she got styled. Yeah, new clothes. You got to start you
should see the room show notes at 304 dot na show notes.com
should see the rooms. This is like our hotel room is like it's
like it's Caesar, Caesar's Palace except the real one.
That's what her sweet is now and she's being interviewed and Um,
I just heard the story is the same because you know, of course
the question comes up about you know, the the picture and her
hand in front of her mouth. But she and but she lays into it a
little bit differently. Yeah, I love watching the video of the
elites when they're out of the country when I get interviewed
by foreign press, they kind of forget. You know that.
One of those things where you're out of the country, you think
you can do things and get it you can say whatever you want,
because who's going to? I've noticed this. This is funny. I
was everybody. Yeah,
it's like you do you all sudden, you're doing shots off of some
chicks belly button. Right, John? So
yeah, all the time, not a boy ask you about what was going on
in the War Room at that moment?
Yes, you saw that, didn't you? Yes, it was just, it was a
fabulous moment. That was really great. I'm so pissed off about
my Hey,
I cannot avoid to ask you about what was going on in the War
Room at that moment. But I mean, what was the mood there? What
was the president feeling?
Well, well, let me tell you, you know, I just I hadn't had my
hair done that yourself.
But I mean, what was the mood there? What was the president?
Feelings? Do you hear that?
Do you hear how she's talking? Wow. Well, coffee here.
We pour you some more tea.
But I mean, what was the mood there was the president feeling
you know that that picture is great. There's going to be down
in eastern picture is great.
I want to play here it
just I can't help myself. It's so horrible.
All right. Take it I cannot avoid to ask you about what was
going on in the War Room, that moment. That's posted about
yourself. But I mean, what was the mood there? What was the
president feeling? You know that that picture is great. There's
going to be down history, United States, probably the worst, but
what was going on there?
You know, I have to tell you, I wasn't even. I don't even think
I was aware there was a photographer there. I think we
were all caught concentrating so intently on what we were doing
and what we were learning about this very dangerous mission that
the President had ordered. I think any human being can
appreciate the flood of feelings that one would experience this
was 38 minutes where we had no way to do anything other than
and then hope and pray that the men who were carrying it out
would do so successfully and safely. Their professionalism,
their, their career, blah, blah,
blah, but she doesn't say is what her message has been is
like I had to sneeze I had.
And I looked at that picture over and over again. You said
that she was yawning. Yeah,
she was bored.
I think she was yawning, too.
She's bored. But you notice she's not saying that when in
Rome was like, Oh, well, you know, seeing as I am like a
badass bitch, you know, and I'm right there in the in the
Situation Room? Yes, it was so intense.
was never in doubt. But we had tried to think through every
contingency that could go wrong and planned for it. But you
don't know until it happens. And it's not saying
anything. She's just blabbering.
Yeah, and she doesn't mention that the video went out for 25
minutes and who she kidding
about? Oh, we didn't know there was a photographer in the room
flash flash flash.
Oh, by the way, oh, this is nice. From the Ministry of
Truth. The White House has now said it is ending its long
running practice of having presidents reenact televised
speeches for news photographers following major addresses to the
country. See, we accomplish something
I guess we're gonna kiss a bunch of people must have noticed
this.
Excuse me is like he comes back and Hello, everybody. We just
killed sama bin Laden. And it's it's a fake. He's doing it over
again for the photographer's let me see if there's any. Yeah,
Josh Earnest said Wednesday that we've concluded that this
arraign alongI Mt. arrangement that's the way they say it,
they're around your mind is a bad idea. The administration
however, is open to working out some new arrangement with the
photographer house. So how are they going to you know, I got an
idea. Here's a novel concept. Why don't you like let reporters
like actually take pictures of the Real News. Is this
happening? Why do you have to set it up? Because your guy your
stooge, your actor can't like he flubs his lines. If he gets
distracted by pictures?
He starts blinking. Yeah. flashes.
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So yeah, and only one executive producer for the show. So this a
little earlier than I needed stuff normally goes down in the
summertime, but this was much earlier and it's concerning,
seems premature. Now. It seems I'm concerned about it. And it's
not like we put in less work. Now. Again, maybe just the last
show socked? I don't know. I mean, we really try
not to I don't think the bin Laden thing helped us.
Yeah, that's possible. That is there's a correlation between
that and when you get this huge news and maybe people are
disappointed because we kind of try to ignore it because it's so
boring because it doesn't matter. The damage is already
done, right? Like, it doesn't matter if he's dead alive or
whatever, that would just make us conspiracy theorists to get
into all that.
Well, we are conspiracy theorists. I don't think it's a
big deal. But I mean, we there is still that whether he's dead
he still could be alive. I mean, it took somebody out of the
compound, supposedly, the myth that his story is sketchy. Yeah.
And I but you know, it's like, maybe they wanted some more
creative I mean, the answers to the, to the, to the scenario, or
some creative ideas, maybe they wanted some, some wild theories
that no one's ever even thought of in a million years kind of
thing. I don't know. Like, the guy has not been lying. It was
this Fred guy, friend, friends a shot. And he barely Fred like to
watch porn and then TV. I don't know.
But what kind of porn? I don't care if it's a veritable
treasure trove. I don't care if they if they said don't kill Oh,
Biden or anything.
You know what? I'm surprised. You know, I'm surprised that
when he says, like, I'm making stuff up as they go along.
Right? Yeah. kiddie porn. You know, any point. That's that
bomb on it. That's
a really good point that is forthcoming. I mean, I'm just
waiting for the connection between if you watch porn, you
could be a part of al Qaeda. Be a lone wolf. I mean, that's what
that's what it's going to come on. Right? It's got to happen.
But kiddie porn. Yeah, maybe? Maybe.
Well, maybe they're doing UIP right? Because they may be just
associating porn with terrorism. Yeah. And they don't want to get
too carried away. Because it's going to be harder to pull that
one off, but you could pull off the put your watch you read look
at porn a lot. You know, that's why we have to they can see Lucy
coming at us. And that's why we have to be investigating these
porn, you know, which by the way, and we've already pointed
out the fact that nudity is now porn based on you know, some
buddies idea. So you have a naked picture of someone it's
you're watching you're gonna be
aware of your and your attire, terrorists or terrorist. That's
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to do this right now. Hold on a second. This is another part of
this interview. It's kind of crazy, because it was a Bill
Clinton. And I don't we do the birthdays and everything. And I
will pay off in a second. John, this is really kind of
irrelevant. So it's Bill Clinton, and the guy who's
paying him clearly because you know, Bill Clinton sits on all
these boards of all these companies, the guy is like, he
makes so much money. And it's what's his name, Marty katavi.
and Israeli guy. He's the CEO of AGT International. And AGT
International is a huge company that ever since 911, has been
selling all kinds of cybersecurity software, to the
American government, hundreds of billions of dollars worth of
crap that we bought from this company. And you know, and also,
one of the directors is Prince Christiane sin or something like
that one of the Dutch Prince's House of Orange, like, these
guys are all losers, all of them. They got no business being
in business whatsoever, but they're always like a Goldman
Sachs or some other important place. So it's an elitist bunch
of pricks at this company. And, and they're gonna lay it out for
you how the Ministry of Truth shall work. So first, this guy
is going to tell you that the internet's all messed up. It's
completely and this is why you need to support our show.
Seriously, this is the exact reason the internet's all messed
up. Nothing is true. We need a Ministry of Truth and Bill
Clinton is going to tell you exactly how we're going to do it
without
being so repressive. You're basically trying to deny access
to information technology, Trump, he's
interviewing the guy now. So he's, he's supposed to be
interviewed by Maria Bartiromo, Bill Clinton starts interviewing
this, this CEO of this Israeli company, which is a US base. So
he's like shilling the company so these guys are going to be
installing the filters that you will have to deal with, which
will eventually cut us out
preserve autocracy. You know,
we talk about governments, I would start with the companies.
So let's examine let's take example the search engines
companies, when we search something and ask for a question
and we get it we are very pleased because we got the
answer and we have not been asked to pay for it. So we look
at the search engine companies or platforms are always saying
those are great guys. We forget the two things we forget it.
What motivates opposition's the result of the search on the top
is going to be advertising was going to be algorithms and the
algorithms that are looking for the information are not based on
accuracy. They'll based on put Blairism this saying where is
the most interesting site that most of the people visit. And
that's what brings it to the top of the search. It's like taking
the tabloids and turning it to the front page of the Wall
Street Journal.
Now you understand what's going on you set you set and Billy Boy
up the punch at home.
So it begins was the company's why can't we have a credibility
bar near every result of search? And you're going to say, Okay,
this information comes because because it was written by a
great blogger, or it was written by a 15 years old person, or it
was written by a very serious person, why don't we we ever
turn on when we buy food, we have the gradients of the food,
when I go to see a movie, we have rating?
Who puts that credibility bar in? No. And
John, how do you think will rate on the credibility bar he thinks
will be like all the way in the green?
You know, this, by the way? I think probably in the late 90s,
I first started hearing about these, this sort of deal. I
mean, these company, there's not the first guy who's come up with
this idea. No. The irony, of course, I want to point this out
to people is that Google actually does that internally
with their search as already. But this idea of putting another
layer on top of things is credibility, or whatever you
want to call it, there's a there's a better word for it
that people use when they're trying to sell venture
capitalists on the idea is bogus
engagement.
There's, that's that's another word they use
the social graph, it'll be the social graph will be so much
better. So here's bill, and he's gonna tell us what we need. How
old how should we do this? Well, he's got the answers. I mean,
would you want to see the internet regulated?
Well, the fact that it hasn't been explained is one of the
reasons it's grown like crazy. And even regulators wind up
having their own interests at stake.
Is there a role for government in terms of ensuring that the
information out there is accurate and someone cannot just
hurt someone else? Oh, you
might hurt me. You said something bad, I've eaten or
net, you hurt me
through their reputation by attacking them with stories?
Well, I think it would be a legitimate thing to do. But if
you wanted to do it, for example, you wanted to set up
some sort of agency that would be a ring the bell and ring the
bell. Hello, John, the
agency. What does this guy know about anything?
Hello, we are from the ring the bell agency of hot pockets.
We're here to tell you whether this this blog post is good or
not, you
know, are on heavily visited sites. This allegation has been
made. And here are the facts. If the government were involved, I
think you'd have to do
facts. It's called a Snopes. Yeah. facts.org, I think is what
makes it or if you had a multinational group, like the
UN, the United Nations. When it gets better, it gets better. I
think number one, you'd have to be totally transparent about
where the money came from. And number two, you would have to
make it independent. It had to be like an independent, let's
say the US did it had to be an independent federal agency that
no president could countermand or else because people wouldn't
think that you were just censoring the news and giving a
different false so that that is it would be like I don't know
National Public Radio or BBC or something like that.
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Why do you think I was tweeting him is it this is horrible. This
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I think you know that maybe this news is not interested in the
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Laden thing is over analyzed who cares we don't have any
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it's all bogus and because there's no government, there's
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she goes on and on about and then she's been missing. She's
never seen these things she doesn't really know and the debt
is still being gone over. It's written in Arabic in some
scrawl. We it's gonna take forever. I mean, it's
ridiculous.
She couldn't read. And Joe Biden is not worth it.
Now, how'd that show up so quick? Because it's all bull
crap. Of course, it is.
Interesting as it got an interesting two to the head
story, which I picked up. This is the lawyer named Darnay.
Hoffman Does that ring a bell? Darnell? No. So Darnay Hoffman
famously was married to the Mayfair mme. So he knows a lot
of clients. But he also was suing the Ramseys. The J. John
and Patsy Ramsey parents of JonBenet Ramsey, said, you know,
because he said I didn't you know, who murdered Jon Benet? He
also represented he had famous clients Bernie gets. So here's a
lawyer who's you know, been doing a lot of the lot of
interesting people that he's represented. But he killed
himself. I shouldn't laugh but how can you? How can you make me
believe that this lawyer, very successful lawyer, killed
himself after stabbing himself in the chest? I mean, really?
He stabbed himself in the chest.
Come on, guys. That's not creative. The hot tub is better
with the top on. Please. stabbed himself in the chest.
Then shot himself or just that
just stabbed himself in the chest? Japanese. committed
harakiri. Exactly. Now the guy was clearly killed. It's
obvious. No Is it is that I love how the New York Times write
this.
Mr. Hoffman died after stabbing himself in the chest. Even
Mr. Hoffman's final act involved unusual drama. New York Times
seriously, you don't even question this stabbing himself
in the chest. John, can I just tell you right now? If if I'm
dead, because I stabbed myself in the chest open an
investigation. Because it's not gonna happen that way.
It'll be you'll be there. The hot tub is probably the hot tub
guy.
You're probably right. It's gonna happen a hot tub to me.
Would you have some good news, though? Looks like Texas. The
House has passed the bill that makes it illegal for anyone
conducting searches to the and they've been very specific. This
is the anti TSA search bill. You've been following this, I
presume? Yeah, it's pretty funny. Well, yeah. So let me
read this because of course now we finally we get to say all
these nasty words in print. Approve late last Thursday
night. The measure makes it illegal for anyone conducting
searches to touch the anus, sexual organ, buttocks or
breasts of other person, including through clothing. It
also prohibits searches that would be offensive to a
reasonable person to sponsor the bill Republican David Simpson
who said this has to do with the dignity and travel and
prohibiting indecent groping searches. I believe
investigating poop is still okay. So you can still
investigate a poop diaper. But you can no longer I need to
print this out. Excuse me? Excuse me. You weren't planning
on touching my anus. Where are you? Here it is in black and
white. This is good. I think Texas may be a place to move to.
We'll see.
So that has is that now is that in our law or is that just
through the house I'm supposed to go through Monday and
miss not pass completely. But they have a similar thing here
in San Mateo County. Supposedly the DEA there says if anybody
does anything like what they do at the at the airport, they're
gonna prosecute and I haven't seen any examples of that. They
talk a big game. Right? Right. So the TSA just does what it
wants. And that's the end of it.
No, we'll see. I mean, I do have hope I do have faith have no
hope. This is Northwest Indiana. This was crazy. A lot of people
emailed me this one in a three to two decision just as Steven
David. Now was he one of these Obama appointed guys. Right For
the courts saying if a police officer wants to enter a home
for any reason.
Oh, yeah, this one, this is big news. I think this is amazing.
Yeah,
or no reason at all. A homeowner cannot do anything to block the
officers entry. That this makes no sense.
It makes plenty of sense if you're George the Third.
George W. Obama, the third. I mean, isn't that fourth
amendment?
It's a new way to search and seizure just come barreling in
anytime you feel like it. Yeah. What the British used to do that
caused the American Revolution to fomented the American
Revolution. Just come barging in because you feel like it anytime
you want. Which is basically what this leads to is like, Hey,
I wanted to see your collection. I wanted Hey, can I come and use
your
computer? No.
You know, and then you come? Yeah. I don't know what's wrong
with this judge. Will this hold? Why is he on the bench?
Well, you know, let's take a look at we need to I should have
done the work on this. Just this. Steven David. Let's see.
When was he appointed?
Like it should be listed somewhere what to what to wear?
What was his Where's his domain? Yeah,
Indiana, Indiana.
Steven David, was it against even David? Wow.
Yeah, he's a Indiana Supreme Court justice. chosen by the
governor and the governor is
he was picked just recently he looks like a dip. Look at his
picture. He looks like a drunk.
Wait a minute. We have audio Hold on a second. We've got a
clip here. Daniels. Here we go.
In a group of finalists. Steven David stood out first for the
breadth and diversity of experience. In addition to a
distinguished 15 year tenure on the bench, he spent years in
business on the receiving end of law and regulation. We compile a
highly decorated military career during which he was tested and
one of the most sensitive and challenging legal assignments
possible.
And he's a drunk play.
I heard clearly from Stephen David, an expression
we got to look into this. So this is Mitch Daniels who picked
this guy Mitch Daniels that would be presidential candidate
on the Republican side. Yeah. picks this. This guy. Oh, boy.
He's done. Yeah.
That's crazy, isn't it?
Mitch Daniels is done. Let's hear the guy talk. It's very
important to step out front some afternoon and talk to
his wife looks frumpy. That's it. Stupid press question.
Douchebag Oh, hold on. Hold on. Just so you know. Steve and
David. Mickey. Take Indiana off the map. Don't want to be
driving through there anymore. You just see me driving through
there as like
I'm coming in.
We got a message here. We got a little message for you son from
Judge Steven David launch. He has been over for you. Getting
his hot tub will take care of you. Boy. I guess we can go to
Indiana. Bad idea. Now it is just this is crazy.
I'm surprised the public's not up in arms about this, please.
This is public open arms that the congressional committee
voted to reauthorize the Patriot Act. No. No, the public's not up
in arms.
They're not up in arms about anything. Yes, they are. Yes.
They become so passive. We
are watching Chaz Bono. That's Mickey take Indiana off the map.
Yeah, exactly. Take the pin out because it's gotten dangerous
now. Thank you, darling. Yeah, the coffee has been great so
far. I've been like,
how much coffee you drink
on she's just like, took the pot away like an hour ago and hasn't
brought any she's
all wired up on coffees
to it and I gotta tell you, you know, the
guy looks a little like Randy Quaid.
He does doesn't he? Like goofy goofy laugh I haven't been
sleeping well.
So why do you think that is?
I don't know. I almost every single night I wake up at two
o'clock and then it takes me hours to get back to sleep
again. I tried
to stay up for a couple hours in new
but on show day. It's kind of tough because my phone was like
five o'clock can fall asleep again. Then the alarm goes off
at 530 But here's what happened yesterday. So it was another one
that's two o'clock in the morning. I wake up like ah you
know, and I actually got to bed had a cup of tea. Get some green
tea. And then as I got back to better on four, and four 430,
Mickey comes into the room around 930 says, something's
really wrong like, in you know, this is like, this is not my
favorite way of waking up. It's like why I said a four engine
propeller aircraft just came over the house really low. It
was like the windows were rattling and the power went off.
And seriously, just what is what is happening about EMP strike is
what I'm thinking. And it happened like two more times
just it will just blip, right? Just a little blip of power, and
which of course kills the computers and everything reboots
and it gets all critics I have one computer on a
on a battery. You should have a bunch of batteries in the house.
Yeah, I have one on a battery. We'll get some more.
But how weird is that? That that it came on
the show? This wasn't a dream?
No, no, it was Mickey came in to wake me up. This I've never seen
an airplane like this fly. So he has a four engine propeller
driven airplane. Came over really low going in a direction
that we rarely see any aircraft going to the end. Then the power
went out. I'm like, EMP strike. That's it. I'm amazed. We're
still on
the strike at the house.
That's what it is. That's Is that what happened honey, you're
not? Yeah. Do you know she wouldn't she wouldn't have your
neighborhood was a lot of houses. You think people would
complain? You isolate it?
No, not entirely.
Fire. If I had an Apache with a couple of missiles. Could I just
take your place out?
Easy. A drone? I'd never know what you could drone me in a
second. And the neighbors would be like, Oh, well.
That's exactly what would happen. Oh, well. It's
the porn house. Who cares? It's just that you know, this is the
porn house. You know that right? I've told you the story.
You told me some of it used to be used for making porn movies.
Yeah, but it's the only house no any movies that it was that
we're actually filming that you can get copies of?
I have. Yeah, apparently. Vivid Entertainment. So you'd have to
go look at it when they do most of the work nowadays. Yeah.
And that's why the neighbors didn't come over where the cake.
And after three weeks, we finally went across the streets.
And hey, what's up with this? They said, Oh, you're actually
renting the place? Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. Because that's sort
of always been
when you were going in and out. You would make everyone thought
you were a couple of porn actors. Yeah, we
had like lights and cameras in the garage and stuff, you know,
for the big App Show. And like, Oh, that's a really long
feature. They're shooting over there. So they thought that we
were like one on forever. We're porn actors.
That right? Yeah, it's really looked funny yet. Yeah. That
guy's package ends.
And even though we've, you know, I think we've kind of confirmed
that we're not, they still don't really come over and hang out. I
don't think they're really buying it. So
don't want to be in the movie.
They're just not buying it. Oh, my goodness. Hey, good news,
though, John, really, really good news from the vaccine
front. It's just unbelievable. There is now an online test For
early signs of Alzheimer's. Brought to you by food for the
brain.org.
It's the online test.
It's the cognitive function test. And you want to take it
with me?
Well, I'll tell you what the real test is when they test
testing you counted. People can do this in their spare time.
count backwards? From 100 by seven.
So it'd be 199 386 7972. Like that.
Yeah. So far ahead. In my head, yeah. Okay, but not now.
Do you want to do the cognitive function test?
I guess.
So. The results of this test may indicate that you have mild
cognitive impairment, or the buddy dies are the first signs
of a memory pop problem. Are you happy to proceed with the test
this for checkboxes one? I wish to complete the cognitive
function test. Yes, I give consent for the charity to use
my data to collect calculate my test results, we got to check
that box. I give consent for the charity to store my data for me
to undertake future comparison.
And the fifth choice is what test I get.
I give my consent for the charity to use my results
anonymously for research purposes. This is not a good
test.
Let it go to test this is a cheap way of doing a poll and
let's see
Terms of Use. Oh my gosh, there's like a whole Terms of
Use they if I'd known this I wouldn't have brought it up when
I have to deal
with this question or two
here but I just gonna I'm just gonna agree with that. Terms of
Service without having read it. Yeah. I'll be the human sent
iPad. Do it. Okay, first of all, I gotta fill in your name, John.
A
date of birth, some bogus name. What? elucid Neapolitan. Oh,
okay, Lucy. All right, here we go. It's only ask for first
name. Lucy, I gotta select a year you have to be at least 50.
So what year would we have to select the one just take 1950
All right, so that puts it 60. Country United States. Please
remind me to retake the test in a year. Yeah, this is fun.
Here's an Alzheimer's test. That's gonna remind you please
send me your mental health e newsletter every other month.
Nice. Okay, so it'd be lucy@dhs.gov. What's homos? sys
Dean test result? If known. What is that? I don't know. I don't
know what that is. Next. Please. Just take me to the test. Okay.
Oh my gosh. This is your right. It's a stupid poll is like okay.
Oh, here we go. Here's an education full time. How many
years? Full time has this got to do with any? Are you currently
working? No. Do you regularly use a computer?
Poll? This is bulk bull crap. This is not a test.
Have you got any concerns about your memory? This is?
Of course who doesn't? Yes.
Do you forget the names of close friends or relatives? Yes, I'm
just gonna say yes. Do you forget where you put things more
than once a week? Yes.
Yeah, everyone loses their keys.
Do you forget that? This is a big deal. It's like a big news
stories like weekend.
I lost my keys.
Do you forget the word you're looking for more than once a
week?
Well, we that's Yeah,
I think everyone. Do you lose your way outside of your own
neighborhood?
The bends?
I'll just say no.
If you're plastered your mind
with anyone in your family or close friends think that your
memory is worse than it used to be.
I think everyone would. Yeah. Okay.
Do you have a family history of Alzheimer's disease? No.
Right? You don't, right? Nobody does. At what
age were they formally diagnosed doesn't apply. That's a survey
question. Take any of the following. So we just take no
supplements is this. This is lame. Oh yeah, here we go. This
computerized test consists of four parts. Alright. blahdy
blahdy, blah, oh, the first test is simply to assess your mouse
click speed.
Oh, please, you're like if you play World of Warcraft, you're
probably gonna pass the test.
Please click on all of the round buttons. This is a timed test.
So please click all buttons as quickly as you can. Oh my gosh,
okay. It's crazy. I don't have a good mouse. I've got a trackpad.
The mouse makes a difference. Of course. It's usually one of
those pointing things.
I'm using a trackpad This is what makes it so difficult. I'm
almost done. I'm like,
oh my oh my oh, you're you're a flunking already. Yeah,
this is like, you know, some kids like they like Oh, I think
you need the vaccine, dude. Okay, click. I've got them all
next. What's the next test? This is so bogus. I'm going to show
you a grid the grid has five vertical columns. Each column is
labeled A to E. Arranged across the columns are 20 items I will
ask you to identify each item what it's like they're showing
me scissors kangaroo. I'm not playing this is stupid. But it's
a real test.
Scissors kangaroo. Try the counting backwards thing. It's
scissors kangaroo. Anyway, so the Alzheimer's thing is just
off the chart. And then I
really spotted this a couple of months ago is a major major meme
going on in the country for some reason for the obviously for
some vaccine and which is this is they don't really know what
causes Alzheimer's it seems unlikely there's a vaccine for
it.
However, there's good news for dementia and Alzheimer's
sufferers in New Zealand The Smart shoe will be issued is a
GPS shoe. So we can track you when you get lost unless of
course you forget to put your shoes on. Just kind of suck.
My shoes were stolen.
It's like you got to look at the links at 304 dot na
shownotes.com It's unbelievable. The amount is everyone's jumping
on this bandwagon here. Alzheimer's caregivers may be at
risk for dementia. Husbands how's that work? They
find the virus husbands and
wives who care for a spouse with Alzheimer's disease or other
kinds of dementia may face an increased risk of mental decline
them selves according to
him, this is no this is this is a this is the hint that there is
a some sort of a virus or bacteria causing this thus the
vaccine will do something Oh, yeah, it's all common. It's all
very, that was very that's very subtle. What evidence is there
of this?
A survey? In 2004, Harvard researchers reported that older
women who took care of a disabled or ill spouse were 31%,
they should have been 33 more likely to have a low score on a
standard test for cognitive function compared to women of
the same age who are not caregivers. Yeah, that's
unbelievable.
Well, you know, the funny thing is, I mean, it's possible that
Alzheimer's is caused by some agent, but they've never
identified it. And
then our national treasure, broke the news. This is another
thing people have been emailing there is now it's they're not
really saying exactly yet. But they there's a miracle cure for
AIDS. I'm sorry, HIV. Now I have my own thoughts about that,
which we don't discuss on the show too much stories
to this, this came up just recently. Yeah. And it's a lot
of the blue.
So here's, in a nutshell, what they're saying is, if we give
you this stuff soon enough, then even if you if you're infected,
you won't get full blown AIDS. And if you're a partner of
someone who has HIV, and by the way, it's very confusing to say
AIDS, HIV, HIV AIDS, you know, it's all this stuff all makes
up, then you probably will never get it as long as you take your
medicine slay and
transmit it to others. The new study suggests if they could be
found and persuaded to take an antiviral pill once or twice a
day, the spread of HIV could be slowed down a lot. Haha.
So is this like that, Doug? Yeah, that's our national
treasures, NPR. I don't know. It's, I think it's all things
considered.
Around the World. 30 million people are infected with HIV,
only 5 million are getting treatment. Dr. Ken, Mayor of
Brown University says the new study has just added millions
more to the list of who should be getting treated.
Oh man gotta get these customers. No customers, John,
we found new customers
challenging news marketing, that this creates an increased number
of people who would benefit from treatment. So the gap between
the number of people on treatment and the number of
people who would benefit from treatment actually increases by
these findings,
but efforts to expand treatment have stalled. So in a sense,
today's news pits those who need treatment, because they're ill
with HIV against those who should get it to prevent new
infections.
I mean, I'm literally hearing them say, you know, you kind of
gotta take this just in case.
This is something that we what we missed here is we missed a PR
agency that's obviously behind this bullcrap story.
Yeah. Well, they're big because they're, it's
when you get on NPR, with that kind of coverage, you got your
you're one of the big boys.
But even if the drug were freely available, it's not easy to get
people to take it, the pill does not
remove HIV, and it's not a one time procedure. So when we
talked about earlier therapy, we're talking about people
making a commitment to taking medications on a regular basis
for essentially the rest of their lives.
The World Health Organization says it will put out new
recommendations this summer on how to strike the balance
between prevention and treatment. This is Knox NPR
News. That's
right. Brought to you by the Ministry of Truth. And Hill and
Knowlton are some company that's one of the big boys. Yeah, it's
a real deal.
So I guess that's it.
I actually have a story that's connected. You got all kinds of
stuff.
I haven't I don't have that much. But there's a story that's
been developing, and it's been and it was covered on C span,
and they repeated it and then they repeated it. And it's the
rape. Apparently the Peace Corps has had a history of rapes.
Yeah, there was a congressional hearing about this. Yeah, being
a
congressional hearing and they took the latest Peace Corps
Lackey and they scolded him, but apparently I was looking into
this do you play the Peace Corps a clip, and I'll tell you the
couple of things.
The Peace Corps is known for exporting American altruism and
volunteers around the world on humanitarian projects. But on
Capitol Hill today, rape victims portrayed a very different Peace
Corps, one that was indifferent, even hostile to their plight.
Our congressional correspondent Kate Baldwin is joining us. This
is pretty amazing stuff that happened today.
Amazing and shocking, really wealthy. As you just mentioned,
the Peace Corps is all about promoting peace and friendship
around. But today, it was painted as an organization more
concerned about its own reputation than protecting its
own volunteers. Yeah,
yeah, there was a I did see that on C span. But I couldn't wait I
was too bored to wait for the right so
I looked at all the different directors to see where this
began. This has been going on for a lot, apparently real long
time and what's overlooked in all this ports is in 2002. And
this is available online, if you do a little digging, in 2002,
the Peace Corps did a huge document, which is available
online as a PDF file about rapes and safety in the Peace Corps,
saying that it's improved a lot since, you know, 10 or 15 years
earlier. So apparently, this is not only a news, this is not a
new story by any means. It's just being brought up for some
reason. And in 2002, you know, I guess it's been getting worse
since the document was this report, this research report was
done. The whole thing is ridiculous. But but as I was
listening to this, I have a kind of an I don't know, I don't have
any conclusions to make. But I did end up with a with a with a
technical question of broadcasting question, a more
general question that maybe some of the podcasters out there
might be interested in hearing the answer to it and ask Adam
piece,
oh, my goodness, you're gonna roll it out. I mean, right near
the end of the show, well, hold on a second, let me
so I'm listening to this. And this is something I've always
been fascinated with, which is packages. Now in the broadcast
medium about packages warn you that you're like a reporter. And
you go and you produce a little little segment your you voice
over some, some B roll and somebody has tried to use a
report. It's these reports, when they cut to a read, they have
somebody talking, then they cut to a report, write a bunch of
clips, this is called a packet.
It's a ready made piece of material of content. And it
usually has a little bit of B roll just video at the front.
That while the newscaster is doing the intro to the piece,
which is also delivered with the package as a script, then they
can start rolling that in and then that's back time. So you
stop talking and then the audio comes up in the package starts
right now the thing that always happens, and I've seen this and
I witnessed it, and I've done it when you do a package they put
you in and they always insist you go into a soundproof room to
do the voiceover or the voice for the package. And so the
sound changes because you're like a reporter in an open area
and you're talking into a microphone and has a lot of
ammo. So
you're talking about doing your you do an intro to your own
package. And then it's your own package.
Yeah, a lot of people are talking about people to do their
own package. Oh, that's that's not good.
You can't do the intro to your own package. That's lame.
That's very common. You see it all the time? Well, no, here's
how you're on remote. And then you're the newscaster tosses to
you. They said well, thank you very much, John. Yes. Well here
at the courthouse row. And then they looked down because they're
looking at the monitor. Then the packet starts then they have
their voice over Yeah, you're right. And it usually is there
in like some Oh, we got to be really quiet in the booth. Yeah,
but
the here's what happens. Here's here's an example. And this is
what play they ask Adam clip you can hear the difference in their
voice on the regular mic and then the voice in the soundproof
booth
tation than protecting its own volunteers. Kiersten Conan was
working for the Peace Corps in Niger and nine. See, ya know,
why
do they do this? I'm asking you this is asked him, Why do you?
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you why. Now, by the way, I would never do this.
I would say it's crummy. You're shining like this one minute,
and then your phone like this. It's because
they are drones and they get distracted. And they and has to
be so professional. And usually they're being told what to say.
So they sit in the bus. It's just anyone is stupid, is what
it is. It's stupid. Oh, I
have I hear this over and over again. You hear the person
talking in free air and with a lot of ambience to the voice
because they're outside. And then they package roles. And why
don't why don't they voice the package in the same environment.
So the voice sounds the same. It sounds like a different person.
Yeah. So here's,
you don't have a good answer for me. You're just thinking.
I was forced to confront him in front of the Peace Corps medical
director who had chided me being forced to see this man again to
speak to him and to convince the Peace Corps he had raped me was
extremely traumatic. But I did it this is the this court took
no action against my assailant.
This is why I was in the news is because they they brought
someone in who was raped at the Peace Corps. They got a whole
bunch of them.
Wow, there was like 100 of them. Cool. What's
closer to you? Thank you. Thank you.
Anyway, just a little thing. I just a little gripe about my
about these packages. I've always had it. I've never had a
good explanation for it. I don't know why they suck because
it sucks because they're totally stupid and they suck.
I don't know what to do that. Yeah,
I don't know why they just suck. If
Adam and well, you might know why
Adam doesn't have an answer. If this is your answer because they
suck.
That's not much of an answer. I got one more clip.
Now I got it. I got an ask John. Oh, I got an ad. Can I do a
little ask John?
She got one. John.
Cool. John is the recipient of the first annual data hero
visionary award, as presented by IBM and EMC.
What's the name of the award again?
This don't go googling. Hey, stop googling. I didn't Google
on your ask Adam.
You didn't give me an answer either. The stew I did. Oh,
don't tell me. No,
you Google. Ladies and gentlemen, your own visionary
that. Ladies and gentlemen, the recipient of the first annual
data hero visionary award presented by IBM and EMC is
Vivec Qudra.
talks in COBOL and binary. Well, you
know why? You know why they're giving him this award, don't
you? Because they want the big cloud contract.
Oh, that's right. It's a big cloud contract cuz he's real
cloud oriented. Yeah, that's why they
make him the first data hero data hero. Give me a break at
million dollar website. We can't even get 50 grand for a jingle
at data hero shadow.
First Annual. Isn't that awesome? That dad give you the
one that wins today. Isn't that just amazing? Who comes up with
this stuff? Well, the PR guys? Yeah. Well, it's a good idea.
This is like the the always you know, these universities like to
give honorary degrees to big spenders, open to the
universities to money.
This is what MTV did the same thing as we needed Michael
Jackson, we needed the planetary premiere of his award. And we
needed him to perform on the Video Music Awards. So we gave
him the Michael Jackson video vanguard of the War of the Year
award. And, and the first recipient was Michael Jackson.
any better than that?
It's such a scam.
It's fantastic. I'm telling you. It's
great to have this thing on his wall. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's like gold records from the from the record
business. Oh, yeah. So yeah, anyway, just so you know, we're
on top of it, we're watching out. Not that we can stop the
$80 million being spent on a stupid Drupal website. But at
least we can expose the terror. And terror it is my friends. A
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you and Sean hannity.com. So coming to you from the hilltop
Watchtower crackpot command center where I'm being attacked
by EMP weapons. I'm Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where I've never seen an EMP
weapon. I'm John C. Dvorak. We'll
talk to you again on Thursday right here on no agenda
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